"It's no good, I can't decide between the two!" she lamented.
"Well, why don't you pick the bits you want and make a dream guy out of them?" her friends Spem, American Spev and Alex suggested.
"Good idea!" Spev agreed. So she took Mike's height, narrowing eyes, pouty lips and woolhat (oh, and his triangular sideburns, of course!). She combined them with the - uh, everything else of Keith and stuck them altogether. Then she threw a switch and he came to life. He was indeed the most gorgeous thing Spev had ever seen in her life. Her poor weak heart couldn't handle the potential pervyness of the situation and so tragically Spev collapsed with heart failure. Surgeons did their best but sadly it took hours just to get the smile off her face...
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