Because I have nothing better to do, I frequent Monkees sites and adopt stuff. I've adopted so much stuff that now I think they deserve their own house! So here everything is! Enjoy having a look, and if you want to adopt your own stuff, I've even been kind enough to give the links to the sites! Except the Monkees Harem, I think... Sorry, Heath :-) Dead site and all, y'know. But there's loadsa links here to EHMI if that's any help!
Adoption Date: 12th January 2001
Parents Name: Spevvy
This is my Texas Prairie Chicken named Nezzeroonie! Isn't he cute?!
My adopted page boy, Moonie.
Just a coupla groovy ribbons I made!
Thought I'd have a Peter and a Mike all for myself. Gets lonely up in the hills...
Well what else do you do when faced with the two gorgeous Monkees?! I'M ONLY MORTAL!!!!
Very lickable... Uhm... you, er, di'n' 'ear tha', wot I jast, di'n' saiy...
Well here's my MoonieGourd named Ernie!
We don't like him. At all.
I'm not in that picture because I'm more to the other side of Mike at that particular time...
Here are my Sea Monkees, Petrov and Mikael!
Look, I adopted Mike and Peter's pants! They're mine, all mine! *evil laughter* Ha! you can't have them! unless you click on that link........ bugger it!
Have you seen these men lurking the streets where you live? If you have, send them to me and I'll be eternally grateful! *dirty giggle*
I'm a groupie! LalalalaLAAAAAAAA!!!! *another dirty giggle*
See, I'm so lovely I've adopted doodle hats from The Monkees Harem! This page died a while ago, but it was my favourite of all time! The Peter doodle hat is called The Astonishing Pietro, and the Mike one is called Billy Roy Hodsetter!
Now, I don't want you thinking anything silly. This isn't rude. We're a bunch of Monkee Fans who are against Totalitarianism on the internet. Therefore we are Chicks Under Net Totalitarianism. See? It's an ANACRONYM!