Well, Well, Well, funny thing is none of you know who I am yet but you
soon will my friends!
Seems the NLR has gotten a bit busy as of late and well
the stars that shine in the NLR are very bright but then you also have the
darkness that falls upon it. I'm here to give you my weekly view on
things in the NLR and add a little spice to the pro wrestling industry as a
whole.
First up Claudia Turbine.......the arrogant little shit! Sure he may be
that but this guy can back it up even I have had run ins with him and you know
what strangely enough I respect him for it yeah weird I know maybe I'm
going soft in my old age. I'll be keeping my eye on him and anyone who can
walk in to the NLR and make the kind of impact he did and take the Legacy
Championship like that is one to never turn your back on!
Speaking of champions that brings me to Sinnocence, sweet sweet
Sinnocence the reigning Four Towers Champion but for how long! This week she is
booked in an interpromotional match against WEW's Johnny Karagious and to be
honest I know nothing about him but if he hasn't done his home work Sinn is
going to eat him up and spit him out! or in Sinn's case swallow if you get
what I mean. Just remember to wipe the excess of your mouth before coming out
to ringside Sinn.
And with that little link we come to the Excess Champion neat link
right, well Grudge has his hands full not only does he have to contend with
Corey Gein and Spawn but its in a barbed wire match up one of the most lethal
matches in the wrestling industry I've seen guys in these kind of
matches but never would I risk my career in one of them I think the Homicidal
Creep has bitten off more than he can chew and in this match i'll be having my
eyes firmly on Mari Posa if she is at ringside and off the carnage in
the ring. Boy what a tag team she has!
Man I'm good at links now Jat Starr & Triple M the Dual Wielders this
week they face Kronik yeah those no good ass holes! Kronik I hope Jat Starr &
Triple M take your sorry asses and humilate you in that ring theres only
one team that deserves that title shame there not in NLR at present thanks
to some underhanded tactics!
All these champions think there so tough but you know what if I was the
booker I'd book a Golden Shower match! Well Sinn would be in it right
its only fitting! We would see Team Captain Claudio Turbine lead Sinnocence,
Grudge, Jatt Starr & Triple M in a 5 man elimination match against
Captain Leandro, Fear, Corey Gein & Kronik! Champion gets pinned who ever gets
the fall gets their belt! Just think of the possibilities of that one fans!
Fear the last man on his team against all 5 champions sneaks a pin on Triple
M before being eliminated leaving Jatt Starr and Fear as your tag
champions!
Man if the bookers are listening you should.........you need........you
MUST book this match! oh and wouldnt be complete without a special guest
referee oh course just to top it all off don't ya think?
You like the sound of the Golden Shower match? I'll try to get a poll
and feedback page on the website to see what you all think of the suggestion
hell you know what each and every week I'm going to suggest a match for
an upcoming show sounds kinda fun maybe some might even take place!
Anyway this week I have things to sort kinda didn't expect to be doing
this was busy looking over various contracts and well this one just seemed to
fit me down to a tee so this is the first of many columns which I'm going to
call "The Clap Trap".........hold on.........what do you
mean..........ok ok i'll change it..........seems some one trademarked that
name........sorry
Sinnocence!
HAHAHAHAHA man I crack myself up!
Ok for now this has been........wait I don't want you to know who this
is hell you don't deserve to know who this is......... oh I bet you just
hate that don't you wanting so bad to get your hands on the scum who puts
good honest people down like Sinn oh wait the only thing that was good and
honest was Sinn's Pie before she turned ten!!!!!! Oh god I did it again right
i'm outta here before my sides split catch you next week if not sooner!
Oh its called the "Optic Prison" wanna know why? work it out if your
smart enough.
The Optic Prison Guard
