[ Meanwhile, in the backstage area. The camera spots the NLR "X" champion walking through the back in an armani shirt and Botney 5000 pants, arm in arm with his lovely manager, Mari Posa. They are seconded by his temporary body guard, Mohamed Mohamed Mohamed. Suddenly, Spawn stops. ]
Spawn: Oh crap, I forgot my damned water in the dressing room. Hey, Mohamed, you wanna run and get that for me?
Mohamed: Sure thing boss.
[Mohamed makes his way back towards the dressing room area, leaving Spawn and Mari Posa alone.]
Mari Posa: I don't see why ju just couldn't get a bottle off the crew table near the stage.
Spawn: Hey, I don't like that water. Besides, my water has tea mixed in. And you know how much I love raspberry tea.
Mari Posa: Oh god, ju still drink that crap. It's going to rot jur fucking teeth.
Spawn: But it's soooo yummy.
[Just then, clapping can be heard. Spawn turns to see where it's coming from. Lee Watson is sitting on a nearby crate, clapping sarcasticly. Lee hopes down and walks right up to Spawn, still clapping.]
Lee Watson: Well if it isn't Spawn. The NLR Excess champion. Oh wait, sorry, I meant to say self-titled "X" champion. By the way, congradulations on beating Alex Roma. There aren't many men who could pull that off as convincingly as you did. Well except me, of course. And it seems that you have quiet a few new nice things. You have new clothes, that new title, and and few other things that see a bit too nice for you.
[ Lee reaches over and runs his hand along Mari Posa's arm. She jerks back and Spawn begins to get an aggitated look on his face as Lee Watson comes a litler closer. ]
Lee Watson: Well champ, I got a few questions for you. Such as, how can someone like you ever be taken seriously as a champion. Hell, it would be better off around MY waist. Look at me, I'm aggresive. I'm a monster. I ooze talent while a nutball like you probably can't even spell the word. Hell, look at you. You're a joke. You don't have any real talent. You don't have any charisma. Hell, even you said that you didn't even have all of your mind.
[ Lee gets nose to nose with Spawn. ]
Lee Watson: So just what DO you have that makes you worthy of holding that title?
[ Suddenly, Lee is hit from the side with a hard blow. The camera pans back to see Fear. He clubs Lee with blunt forearms to his back and then starts hammering his face. He holds up Lee and Spawn cracks him in the face. Lee holds him up again and Spawn winds up and hits Lee with a huge right that sends the big man down to one knee. Fear grabs Lee and then sends him rocketing into some nearby crates. Lee is out of it and wincing in pain as Spawn walks over and leans next to the fallen big man. ]
Spawn: You asked what it was that I had that made me worthy of holding the NLR "X" title? Well I got friends in low places.
[ Spawn cracks Lee in the face once more before he and Mari both leave with Fear. ]
JP: Man, Fear, and Spawn? Looks like we're starting to see a union going on here..
Sully: Not that it's going to help either one in the long run.
JP: Fraziers' in the ring..
Jackie Frazier: This is the show up or get out match! Shedueled for one fall, making his way down to the ring.. Hellhole!
['Wasting my Time' by Default plays, but halts right away. 'The Hand that Feeds' by Nine Inch Nails hits, as Ed Johnson comes out and smirks on the entranceway. and delivers this message before returning to the back. ]
Ed Johnson: I do NOT regret to inform you that Hellhole has been Released from his NLR Contract, effective immeadiately, so this match is now a one on one, and the "I Quit" stipulations still apply...
Jackie Frazier: Making his way down to the ring, from Winnipeg, Manitoba.. Standing at 6' 1'' and weighing in at 230 pounds.. Viper J!
['Last Resort' by Papa Roach hits the PA System, and the crowd cheers slightly, as Viper J comes out, followed closely by Jane, and he rolls in the ring.]
Jackie Frazier: And his opponent.. From Los Angeles, California.. Standing at 6' 4'', and weighing in at 245 pounds.. 'The Angle' Maxx Mobius!
[ 'Walk' by Pantera hits the PA System and the crowd erupts into boos, as Mobius rolls into the ring, the bell rings, and him and Viper J lock up right away. It seems pretty even until Mobius shoves J. J lands on his back, and then Mobius grabs his legs, and then catapults Viper J all the way across the ring! J lands in a heap, and Mobius gets back up quickly.]
Sully: Huge catapult!
JP: This is an I Quit match though.. So Mobius can't pin J this early!
[Mobius yanks up J by the hair, then picks him up, goes for a stalling suplex, swings him around at the last second into a neckbreaker variation! The crowd erupts into jeers as J looks to be in agony.]
JP: Huge stalling neckbreaker-plex from Mobius!
[ Mobius pulls J back up, goes for a snap suplex, J slides behind him, grabs his head, and then slams it on his right knee! Mobius is seeing stars, as a dirty move from Viper J has practically knocked Mobius out. J then drags him up, and tosses him off the rope, tries to telegraph the move, and Mobius grinds to a hault, then pulls J into a power bomb, lifts him up, drops him and then yanks him back up, spins, and guillotines J's head off the top rope!]
JP: Guillotine Spiral Bomb!
Sully: J's practically dead!
[ Mobius yanks J up again, and connects with a pile driver that shudders the ring. J looks to have been hit by a semi. Mobius rolls out of the ring, gets a steel chair, and rolls back into the ring. J is yanking himself up on the top rope, and the crowd is warning him on what's about to happen, and luckily he rolls out of the way of the chair by going through Mobius's legs!]
Sully: Close one!
JP: Real close!
[Mobius spins around, just as J tears the chair from his hands, blasts him in the midsection, then kicks him in the face! Mobius tastes J's boot and goes down to one knee. J picks up the chair, sets it up , and tosses Mobius off the ropes! He comes back, J tries a drop toe hold, Mobius jumps up, and spins in mid-air, but lands in a sitting position in his chair. J dropkicks him, causing Mobius to spill backwards out of the chair onto his head!]
JP: Inventive!
Sully: Mobius is having a case of bad luck here!
[ J picks up Mobius, and then picks him up, and drops him in a brainbuster! He then grabs the chair, and swings it, and it crashes down on Mobius's skull. Mobius shouts out in agony, but J doesn't let up, he swings the chair again! KLANG! KLANG! KLANG! J then starts shouting 'SAY IT!' 'SAY IT!']
JP: Mobius is just refusing to give up!
Sully: He's tenacious, I'll give him that!
[ J then rolls out of the ring, searching under the ring.. He finds what he's looking for.. a table! He sets it up in the corner, against a tower, and sends Mobius rocketing twords it! Mobius slams into the table with a sick thud, and then spins around, holding his nose as J dropkicks him back into the corner.]
JP: Mobius can't get control back. He's getting tired.
[ J runs at Mobius, grabs him in a Sliced Bread/Dudely Dog variation, but Mobius counters, and hangs J up on the top rope! J cries out in agony, strung up on the top rope. Mobius grabs the chair from the ring, and swings it at J.. KLANG! J topples off the top rope outside the ring, bleeding from his forehead.]
JP: Ouch!
Sully: Give up while you still can, J!
[ Mobius gets out of the ring, and whips him into the barrier, then HARD into the ring post! J crumples, broken nose, and a cut open forehead. Mobius picks him up and whips him into the post again, and J stumbles ackwardly and then topples over, as Jane begins to shout for him to get up! He can't comprehend.. Mobius picks him up, slides him in the ring, and then begins to climb a ladder. Once on the top, J barely moving.. and then he comes off with a devastating flying legdrop!]
JP: J's getting brutalized at the hands of Mobius!
Sully: I don't think J knows where he is!
[ Mobius shouts for J to give up! Viper doesn't comply, and Mobius goes nuts with rage. A toss off the ropes, and J comes back into a back toss, sending J, and blood flying everywhere!]
Sully: Anyone got a mop?
JP: Or a sponge?!
[ Mobius then grabs J from behind with a full nelson, then drops it into a recliner! J tries to escape, screaming out in pain!]
JP: Major damage done to the back of Viper J!
Sully: I have to feel sorry for him!
[ The referee gets down to the mat, microphone in hand. J is still screaming, and the look on his face shoes his fustration, he calls out the words "I Quit" and Mobius hops up, grabbing the ropes for support, the referee raises his hand in a final victory, and we take you to commercial with Mobius snarling at the referee for touching him. ]
