This One's For Big Ed, Thanks For Everything


Watch your words
Or your words might drown you
And cure my wounds
And the light will blind you

[The intro starts off with a profile view of Ragonus, as the camera zooms in on his face, and he frowns, before it shows him deliver a brainbuster off the top rope to a hapless opponent who crashes into the mat with a sick impact..]

To truly see well
You must have faith
Oh the righteous they can't wait

[The Panther is shown next, and he looks good. Another clip is shown, from the legendary 5 man eXcess match.. He jumps off the top turnbuckle, taking out a local wrestler with a Doomsday Device, causing Miller to crash into the mat!]

A saving grace
That all we know
Let us pray
Let us hold on

[Spawn.. He looks ripped like always.. it shows him delivering a shot from a kendo stick right to the face of a wrestler..]

I can't breathe
I prefer to find a ceiling
To this hate of mine

[Shauna Soprano, stunning as always as she delivers a missile dropkick to a steel chair, sending it crashing into the face of her opponent.]

I can't win
I can fight no more
I am drowning
And I'm sick inside

[The Grudge has returned to his hardcore roots, and it's shown as his bloody and broken body flies off the tower with a diving elbow drop..]

Push no more
And the day will find you
Speak no truth
And your ways will end you

[Fear has his opponent on a stretcher and his head is sticking out from the bottom rope over the apron.. He jumps off the apron with a guillotine leg drop, causing his opponent to be shot into the ropes..]

You want commitment?
Put on your best suit; get your arms around me
Now we�re going down, down, down
You want commitment?
Put on your best suit; get your arms around me
Now we�re going down, down, down

[ Fear Places an opponent into a crucifix powerbomb position and connects with a DDT in mid move then will hook in a pin. He uses this move in extreme circumstances and always results in a victory!]

It's alright
And you must move on
Though the damage
Has been done

[Kronik delivers a legendary move only known as 'Playtime Ended' to a poor helpless opponent..]

Cherish the life
And the ones you hold
Can you change?
Can you go on?

[Leandro looks monstorous as he has a wrestler gripped from behind.. he delivers the reverse spinebuster to his opponent, causing him to crash into the mat, receiving a standing ovation from the Hysteria attendees..]

I can't breathe
I prefer to find a ceiling
To this hate of mine

[Kyle Bauer, cocky as ever, jumps off the top rope onto an opponent standing outside of the ring..]

I can't win
I can't fight no more
I am drowning
And I'm sick inside

[Troy Knight, MWF and now NLR legend soars through the air with his trademark move, 'The Rump Thump'..]

Push no more
And the day will find you
Speak no truth
And your ways will end you

[Sinn and Helena, the 'Femme Fatals' walk down the ramp, being oogled at by the fans..]

Bang...

[ Spawn walks from one side of the stage to the other, getting the crowd and himself pumped up before Mari Posa leads him down to the ring. ]

It's alright...

[Anarchy has broken loose in the NLR ring, as every feud in the fed has come to the light.. Leandro and Grudge swap punches while an old clip of Douglas and Doomsday battling back and forth is shown.. Troy Knight delivers a spin kick to Fear while Ragonus attacks Spawn from behind..]

...and you must move on...

[Insane Wayne drags his opponent into position before dropping him with a piledriver, nearly snapping his neck..]

...though the damage has been done...

[Sinnocence connects with her Iron Maiden finisher, and begins to wrench on the neck, causing them to black out..]

Cherish the life and the ones you hold...

[And now the new talent is highlighted.. Jesus Jones, boy does he look impressive.. Rigamortis hasn't done much to impress us.. But we're sure he'll come around.. Jonny Odel beats down an opponent in a dark match.. Jay Roberts is shown, staring at the camera.. Almost scarily.]

...can you change?, can you hold on?...

[ And right before the pyro shoots, you hear the ending of "Watch Your Words" by Alter Bridge and NLR Owner Steven Douglas speaking. ]

I can't breathe
I prefer to find a ceiling
To this hate of mine
I can't win
I can't fight no more
I am drowning
And I'm sick inside

Steven Douglas: "The new NLR...taking it to the next level every Friday night."

[Boom, boom, boom, boom, Joe Louis Arena is lit up from the inside after fireworks blast. Some fans cover their ears, and some are too enthralled that they can only stand in awe.]

[ "One Day Remains" plays in the arena as the new NLR president Steven Douglas exits through the curtains. Usually he is met with a barrage of boos, but today the fans give him a massive roaring cheer for keeping the NLR alive, and he can't help but grin as he stands at the top of the ramp with a microphone in his hand. As his music stops, the fans continue cheering, and he waits for them to quiet down.

Steven Douglas: Shut the hell up!

[ The fans begin to boo as Douglas laughs. ]

Steven Douglas: Now, time to get down to business. Tonight is a very serious night, because this is the start of something new. Now, don't think that everything will change, but the things that do change will be for the better. Big Ed was a genius, but his product was getting bland, so as the Johnson era ends, the Douglas era begins. As you all know, tonight begins the Legacy title tournament, where every single member of the NLR will have the opportunity to win the coveted belt. This is an opportunity that every superstar must take advantage of, because this opportunity won't come again. This place will regain it's prestige, no matter what it takes. Now, I didn't want to talk for too long, but before I go, I want to bring out a certain superstar, so Troy Knight, come on out here.

[ "Larger than life" by the Backstreet Boys hits, as Troy Knight and his son Bobby come through the curtains, meeting Douglas on the top of the ramp. Bobby has a toy plane in his hand, and he runs around the top of the ramp with it in the air as if it was flying.]

Steven Douglas: The great Troy Knight...you know, I wonder how you ever got to be such a "legend" in the first place. You're not that big, you're not that strong...what, did you just offer your opponents quickies in the back so they'd let you win?

[ The fans boo loudly as Troy is taking his remarks in stride. Douglas can't help but laugh. ]

Steven Douglas: Okay, okay, now that I got that laugh out of the way, Troy, rumors have been spreading that you've been talking to other federations since Big Ed left. What, do you not think that I'm good enough to be an owner? I climbed the ranks in the MWF, I went from the whipping boy to the MWF heir's owner. I need to know, Troy, are you with us, or are you against us?

[ Troy looks at the crowd, then at Douglas, before taking the microphone out of his hand. ]

Troy Knight: You want to know if I'm in or not? You want to know if I have abandoned the very people that helped me become what I am today? I'm...

[ As Troy begins to say his answer, little Bobby isn't looking where he's running and runs right into Douglas who bumps into Troy. Little Bobby's expression of glee disappears as Douglas begins to get angered. Soon after though, Douglas realizes he's the owner of the company, and puts on a fake smile. ]

Steven Douglas: Listen, little Bobby, how about this, if you go back to the backstage area and don't bother me all night, I'll make you general manager for the night. You won't be able to do anything, but you can at least tell your friends that you were general manager of a federation for a short period of time. How do you feel about that?

[ Bobby Knight says nothing, just nodding his head, jumping and leaping around everywhere on the ramp. Douglas turns away from him, but just as he does, little Bobby goes to give him a running hug. Bobby latches onto Douglas, but Steven is caught off guard and topples forward. Troy moves out of the way, and Douglas falls ten feet to the cement floor, lying unconscious. Bobby Knight stands on the edge of the stage, almost in tears, as Troy Knight comforts him. Soon after, EMT's go to Douglas, as do Troy Knight and Bobby.]

Sully: Oh God, look what that little retard did! He killed the owner!

JP: Come now Sully, it was an accident, and I'm sure he's not dead.

Sully: Well, do you see him moving?

JP: Uh...well...


WEW PULLED OUT OF CONFLICT...
NOT BECAUSE OF BIG ED LEAVING...
BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE SCARED...
IT'S OKAY HARLUM, HERE'S AN EXTRA PAIR OF UNDERWEAR
NLR 24/7

[�Numb� by Linkin Park hits, and there is an explosion at the top of the ramp. As the smoke clears we see Sozzey standing in the entranceway. The Silver Kornik logo flashes on the screen as Sozzey looks out over the crowd. He pats one of the duel wield titles that is draped over his shoulder, and then makes his way down the aisle. The crowd is deafening with Boo�s as Sozzey steps into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring, and turns towards the Entranceway waiting for his opponent.]

JP: �Well that was rude! As you can see our next match is . . .�

[The lights fully go out in the arena as ''MY Sacrifice'' by Creed blasts through the P.A system as a single red spotlight shines in the direction of the titan tron as the Hardcore Legend Insane Wayne appears from behind the curtain. He slowly heads down towards the ring, the crowd booing him furiously. Wayne shunts the boos not letting them bother him. He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. Wayne paces around the ring once before, standing on the turnbuckle, raising his hands in the air, only to be engulfed with boos. He feeds off the boos and lets out a pert, confident smile, as he climbs down.]

JP: Why can�t either of these two wait for me to...�

Sully: Sozzey is taunting Wayne with the Duel Wielders title.

[Sozzey takes the title off his shoulder, and holds it up in front of Insane Wayne. Sozzey says something to Wayne that can�t really be made out, and then smiles. Wayne takes a step back, and knocks the Duel wield title out of Sozzeys hand. Sozzey takes a step forward as does Wayne. Both men are face to face in the middle of the ring.]

JP: Why can�t I...

Sully: Sozzey just shoved Wayne back. Wayne rushes forward, and shoves Sozzey!

JP: DAMNIT!

[Sozzey and Wayne begins exchanging rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. Sozzey hit�s a vicious right cross, Wayne spins back, and bounces off the ropes. Wayne charges towards Sozzey, and hit�s a powerful clothesline. Sozzey is knocked Back, but comes off the ropes with a clothesline of his own. Both men stare each other down again. Wayne takes a step back, and slowly extends his hand. Sozzey continues to stare at him for a few seconds before looking down at his hand.]

JP: Wayne seems to be offering some respect to...

Sully: WAYNE WITH A SUCKER PUNCH ON SOZZEY!

[As soon as they shake hands Wayne quickly sucker punched Sozzey right in the jaw. Sozzey rocks back, and takes a boot to the midsection. Sozzey doubles over, and Wayne goes for the Double arm DDT. Sozzey quickly drops down to the mat, and rolls to the outside of the ring before Wayne can hit his set up move.]

JP: That was...

Sully: SO CLOSE! Wayne almost had Sozzey with the Maximum Effect!

[Sozzey stares up into the ring at Wayne. Wayne backs away, and places his arms on the top rope. Wayne then flips backwards over the top rope, and drops to one knee. He quickly reaches under the ring, and takes out a baseball bat, and a roll of barbed wire. Sozzeys eyes widen, but only for a second as he drops down too, and reaches under the ring. Sozzey comes back up with bag of something, and his own baseball bat. Both men stare over at each other again, and then slide back into the ring.]

Sully: What�s the matter JP? Cat got your Tongue?

JP: This is Bull...

Sully: Hold that Thought JP!

[Sozzey and Wayne get back to their feet, and charge each other with the Baseball bats. The bats collide again and again as Sozzey and Wayne continue to swing away. Wayne raises the bat above his head, and drives it down towards Sozzey�s face. Sozzey raises his own bat just in time, but the force makes his drop his bat. Wayne takes this opportunity to kick Sozzey in the gut, and then drive the bat down into the small of Sozzeys back. Sozzey drops down to one knee, but is able to get hold of his bat again. As Wayne once again raises his bat Sozzey swings, and nails Wayne right in his left knee. Wayne drops to one knee.]

Sully: Nice counter by Sozzey. If Wayne would have connect with that second swing Sozzey would be out!

[Wayne swings the bat again, but Sozzey blocks it, and both men are forced to drop their bats. Sozzey quickly head butts Wayne sending him back down to the mat. Sozzey gets back to his feet, and moves off into a corner holding his back. Wayne slowly begins to get back to his feet as Sozzey readies himself fro something. As Wayne turns around Sozzey rushes forward going for the Decapitator. Wayne is just barely able to react. As Sozzey goes for the big boot Wayne ducks under it, and Hooks Sozzey for a reverse DDT. Wayne raises Sozzey into the air, and drops him with an elevated reverse DDT. Wayne then rolls to the side, and gets his bat again.]

JP: Wayne once again has a...

Sully: Make that two bats! Wayne has Both bats!

[Wayne picks up the second bat, and then stares down at Sozzey with a sadistic look on his face. Sozzey is able to get up to one knee before Wayne slams the bats down onto both of Sozzeys shoulders. Sozzey drops down to both knees, and Wayne raises the bats again. Before he can drop them Sozzey hits him with a low blow. Wayne drops both the bats. Sozzey catches one of them, and nails Wayne in the jaw with it. Wayne slumps down to the mat holding his jaw. Sozzey slowly make his way over to a corner, and gets back to his feet.]

Sully: This match is part of the World Championship tournament. As you all know the World title was vacated by Claudio, who left when he began having problems with higher ups in the company. Any thoughts on this situation, JP?

JP: Well now that I have a chance to...

Sully- Hold that thought JP! Sozzey has that Bag he got from under the ring!

[Sozzey opens the bag in the middle of the ring, and turns it over sending thumbtacks all over the place. Wayne is slowly getting back to his feet, and stares down at the tacks. He smile as he looks up at Sozzey. Sozzey and Wayne charge each other, and lock up in the middle of the ring. Wayne gets the upper hand , and hooks Sozzey in a side headlock. Sozzey pushes Wayne off, sending him into the ropes. As Wayne comes off Sozzey catches him with the Decapitator.]

Sully- Sozzey just hit the Decapitator out of nowhere!

[Sozzey looks around kinda shocked that he was able to his the Decapitator so Suddenly. Wayne is seemingly unconscious on the mat. Sozzey reaches down, and lifts Wayne up. As Wayne reaches his feet he knees Sozzey in the gut, and Quickly drops him into the Double Arm DDT. Sozzey rolls to the side. His forehead is covered with Thumbtacks as is Wayne�s shoulders and back. Wayne laughs a little as he gets back to his feet.]

Sully: I don�t think the Decapitator actually hit him!

JP: What gave it awa...

Sully: WAYNE IS ABOUT THE MAKE SOZZEY DEAD TO THE WORLD!

[Wayne stalks behind Sozzey as he slowly gets back to his feet. As soon as Wayne gets hold of Sozzey �Numb� by Linkin Park hits, and the Kornik Logo flashes on the screen. Wayne drops Sozzey to the mat, and turns to face the entranceway. Sozzey gets back to his feet behind Wayne, and hooks him in a Katijagime. Wayne begins to fight off the hold making an attempt to reach the ropes. Sozzey tightens the hold, but as Wayne drops to his knees, he reaches the ropes, and the ref is forced to break the hold.]

Sully: Why�s he breaking the hold? This is supposed to be hardcore!

[Sozzey finally lets go, and walks back towards the center of the ring. He stop, and turns to face Wayne who is already back up to one knee. As Wayne reaches his feet, and begins to turn Sozzey Charges forward for the Decapitator.]

Sully: Here it comes!

[Wayne turns around Dazed, and gets nailed with the Decapitator as he turns around. Wayne crashed hard to the mat, and the back of his head slams into one of the baseball bats. Sozzey takes a second to catch his breath, and then gets the barbed wire. He places the roll in the middle of the ring, and then lifts Wayne up to his feet. Sozzey hooks Wayne for a suplex, and then drops him down with the Jackhammer right on top of the rolls of Barbed wire. Wayne�s eyes are rolled up into the back of his head, and we can see blood running down from his head onto the mat. Sozzey looks down and Smiles as he locks in a submission hold on Wayne.]

JP: It�s the...

Sully: TAP THE f*ck OUT! TAP THE f*ck OUT!

JP: We�re Live, Sully! You can�t swear like that when you�re live!

Sully: But that the name of his...Oh f*ck you!

[The ref checks, and sees that Wayne is unconscious. He calls for the bell, and Sozzey lets go of the hold. Sozzey stands in the middle of the ring a bloody mess as the ref raises his hand.]

Frazier: Here is your winner . SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZEEEEY!


PHW DOESN'T HAVE A WORLD CHAMPION...
IS IT BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS VACATED?...
OR IS IT BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS IT?...
WE HERE AT THE NLR BELIVE THE SECOND
NLR 24/7

[ As we return to the show, we open up backstage where NLR Owner Steven Douglas is being loaded into an ambulance. The ambulance is crowded with people, including the entire NLR roster, and EMT's. Douglas is still out cold as the EMT's shut the doors to the ambulance and begin to drive away. The remaining wrestlers stand ]

Mak: Great, so who's running things now?

Kyle Bauer: I don't know, Douglas never put anyone else in any positions here, he said he wanted to run things himself. I suppose we could have a staff member fill his position.

Korey Matthews: Wait...at the beginning of the show, didn't he make Bobby Knight the general manager?

Insane Wayne: Well, yeah, but he was really only kidding. Besides, he's eight.

Korey Matthews: Well, wait, the next highest ranking has to run things, and fake or not, Douglas gave Bobby GM rights, so...technically...Bobby Knight is our new boss.

[ Everyone is flat out shocked to hear this, except for Troy, who hangs his head. ]

Troy Knight: Well Bobster, do you think you're up to it?

[ Bobby nods his head, and begins jumping around again. He is escorted to Douglas' office by Troy as the wrestlers talk amongst themselves about how bad this will turn out. ]


A FEW DAYS AGO WE WATCHED AN OLD CORE SHOW...
NEEDLESS TO SAY...
WE FELL ASLEEP MIDWAY...
NLR 24/7

John Pilkington: Folks, this match could main event most other feds�...two of the baddest monsters of the NLR....Deathstroke and Spawn�..are set to clash momentarily

Tim Sullivan: Two guys that wouldn�t mind permanently injuring the other person, if you ask me. This may just be the match of the year....I can�t wait for this match to start.

JP: Maybe my partner�s being a bit over the top, but this is like the unstoppable force and immovable object time here at the arena�.

[ The lights in the arena dim. "Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays through the arena as smoke begins to fill the entranceway. Strobe lights dance in the smoke. Suddenly, a large figure steps into the smoke. Deathstroke steps from the smoke, with his ring gear on, and a black t-shirt with the word MONSTER on the chest. He looks around the arena, rolling his shoulders forward. A slight grin comes to his face and he nods slowly, taking in the cheers�.however, there are some boobirds in the crowd for the Reaper. He slaps the word on his chest and then stalks toward the ring and climbs in. He runs to the far turnbuckle and mounts it, throwing his arms up in the air and bringing a roar up from the crowd. He hops down and runs to the opposite turnbuckle, mounts it, and looks out at the crowd. He grins slightly and slaps the word on his chest again. After another loud, mixed pop, he hops down from the turnbuckle and pulls the t-shirt off. ]

JP: We�re waiting for the controversial Spawn now�.we shouldn�t have to wait long�.

[ The lights dim and "God Hates Us All" begins to play over the speakers in the arena�.bringing out a loud mixture of cheers and boos, but it seems like a pretty even split. As the drum rift begins, out walks Spawn's manager, Mari Posa. She struts around in a circle before standing and pointing to the entrance. The drum rift changes and out walks "The God of Hardcore" Spawn. Spawn walks from one side of the stage to the other, getting the crowd and himself pumped up before his manager leads him down to the ring. Spawn places Mari Posa on the ring apron and she opens the ropes while he enters and then walks over to the nearby corner and steps up to the middle turnbuckle and throws his fist up into the air. The crowd pops for him and he then hops down for the match, keeping his eyes on the massive Deathstroke as he does so. ]

TS: (excitedly) Man...look at the eyes of that guy....he could probably kill you with a thought...

JP: (sarcastically) Really?

[ For all the volume that the crowd is producing, Spawn and Deathstroke are patently ignoring it, and are focused on each other. ]

JP: The ref is in the ring now, and is signaling for the bell.....

[ *DING* ]

[ The two men circle each other, for a few seconds, then close and lock up in a collar-and-elbow. Deathstroke, by far the heavier and stronger of the two, bulls Spawn into the corner. The ref moves in, and begins the count, and Deathstroke breaks, doing so cleanly, and raising his hands up in the air as if to show the crowd that he broke clean. The crowd responds with cheers and boos, which Deathstroke ignores. Again, the two close and lock up in the collar-and-elbow, and, again, Deathstroke bulls Spawn into the corner. This time, however, Deathstroke lashes out with a right hand.....but it is blocked by Spawn, who lands a heavy blow of his own, backing Deathstroke back a step. The crowd raises a shout when it happens, and Deathstroke backs off. ]

JP: Solid blow by Spawn! Deathstroke won�t underestimate Spawn again......

[ Spawn moves in, grabbing the left arm of Deathstroke, and spinning it around, locking in a nice-looking armbar. Deathstroke winces, but otherwise doesn�t react, save an attempt to make it to the ropes, which is blocked by Spawn. ]

[ Deathstroke, after about five or six seconds, turns into Spawn and bulls him into the ropes. Spawn is forced to break the hold, and Deathstroke lands a big boot to the midsection, bending Spawn over in pain. Deathstroke then slings Spawn across the ring, towards the opposite ring ropes. Spawn bounces off, and ducks under a lairiat. Coming off the other ring rope, he throws a wicked shoulder block, but barely budges the larger man. Spawn is undaunted, though, and, after a pause, throws himself off of the closest set of ring ropes, and attempts another shoulder block, but Deathstroke, with astonishing speed, catches Spawn with a power slam! The crowd yelps in response! ]

TS: WOW! Big slam from the Reaper!

[ Deathstroke makes no pin attempt, though, quickly rising off of the prone Spawn, and dropping an elbow. Then, again, and again, finally standing over the writhing Spawn and looking at him with something akin to disgust. The crowd is still mixed, with a few more cheers then boos, but it seems that both men have heat both ways with the crowd. ]

TS: You know, after his suspension, Spawn seemed to lose a lot of fans. I remember when he�d be cheered by every fan in the building.

JP: And the fact that Deathstroke has a history in this town, it seems we don�t have a clear fan favorite in this match. Now, it looks like Deathstroke is going with what he does best....power and pain.

[ Deathstroke is now picking up the hurting Spawn, holding him up. A quick blow to the head, and Spawn winces, trying to back off and gain some space between him and the monster, but Deathstroke isn�t allowing it, following him into the corner, grasping his head, and again laying a solid forearm him. ]

JP: Spawn is obviously in trouble...Deathstroke scouted out his opponent very well. Spawn has to find a way to get some offense in before he finds himself short a tooth or two.

[ Spawn is reeling, and is being saved more abuse by the ref, who is breaking up the corner action, and giving Deathstroke a talking-to. Deathstroke nods once, and reaches for Spawn, who ducks, and rolls away from the huge hands. Spawn stands up in the middle of the ring, and Deathstroke charges him. Spawn suddenly drops, and leg-whips Deathstroke to the mat! The *whap!* that Deathstroke makes when he hits the canvas echoes through the arena, and Spawn rolls over, engaging Deathstroke�s left leg with a half-crab. Deathstroke�s eyes go wide with pain, and he reaches for the ropes, but they are six inches too far away. ]

[ As the ref looks on, and as the crowd continues to give their emotions vent, Spawn hauls back hard on the leg. Deathstroke raises up in the push-up position, and begins to fight for that half foot. Spawn grits his teeth in effort, but can�t keep the bigger man from reaching the ropes. The ref comes in, counts the five, and breaks the hold. Spawn looks at the ref with abject hatred, and begins to land heavy kicks on the leg he was just told to let go of, causing Deathstroke to roll out of the ring, and hit the mats on the floor heavily. ]

TS: On the floor now...this ought to be good...

[ Spawn comes out of the ring, himself, and pursues the Reaper. Catching up with the limping Deathstroke, he lashed out, kicking him in the left knee, and causing it to buckle. Deathstroke goes down on the pained leg, and Spawn goes to it again, with heavy kicks. ]

JP: Looks to me like the strategy is clear....Spawn is trying to knock the bigger man�s base out.....you can�t stand when you have no legs....

[ Deathstroke begins the arduous task of crawling away from the continuing assault from Spawn, much to the angst of the ring-side fans, who want to see him turn and fight. The Dark Nam comes around the corner, near the Announce Table. As Spawn follows him, landing kick after kick to the upper part of his leg, Deathstroke wraps his hand around the leg of a folding chair. Suddenly, without warning, he lifts the chair with that one hand, and blindly throws it behind him....it strikes Spawn in the head, right above his eye, and he backs off, obviously in pain. The chair actually bounces off of the self-proclaimed �God of Hardcore�, and goes into the crowd, striking several fans. ]

TS: Desperation move by Deathstroke gets him a reprieve.....Oh....Spawn is busted open! Spawn is busted open! I don�t think the bigger man was even thinking about that, but this accident is going to help him, �cause he�s out on his feet.

JP: Yes, the chair shot works in hurting Spawn....Deathstroke manages to stun Spawn with the inadvertent chair shot.

[ An angry swelling is becoming visible over the right eye of Spawn, and blood is trickling down his face. He wipes at it, and looks at it....he looks up suddenly, but too late, as Deathstroke hits him with a big boot in the face! The crowd �oohs� as Spawn is knocked backwards onto his back. Deathstroke limps over to Spawn, and picks him up, punching him in the face. Spawn�s eyes go glassy, and Deathstroke strikes again, knocking Spawn out of his grip, and onto the floor. ]

TS: (excitedly) He can�t win outside the ring, Matt!

[ As if on cue, Deathstroke picks up the bleeding Spawn and rolls him into the ring. He then climbs up onto the ring apron, but Spawn suddenly lashes out with a kick, knocking the larger man�s legs out from underneath him, and Deathstroke falls, striking his head on the apron, and sliding down to the floor! The fans cheer and jeer at Deathstroke, as he instinctively reaches up for his head. ]

[ Spawn struggles to his feet, unsteadily, and makes his way over to the corner. He climbs the corner, and crouches on the top rope, letting his head clear, and waiting for Deathstroke to rise. After a few seconds, Deathstroke rises, and looks up...just in time to hear the crowd �AAAHHH!� and to see Spawn come off the top rope, down onto the longtime member of Six with a huge body block! Both men are propelled into the floor, with Spawn bouncing off of Deathstroke�s chest, and onto the floor. ]

JP: Holy Cow!

[Both men are rolling on the ground in pain, and Spawn gets up first, stumbling to the ring, and rolling weakly in. The ref looks at Spawn, pushes him ring, and as the man gets into the squared circle, begins a slow count on the prone Deathstroke: ]

1....................2...................3.........

[ Spawn approaches the ref, and looks at him with surprised rage. ]

Spawn: Come on, asshole! Count!

[ The ref pushes Spawn back, and points at his striped shirt, then points at the ramp. ]

TS: Looks like the ref is telling Spawn who�s in charge!

[ Suddenly, Spawn shoots an arm out, and grabs the lapel of the ref! The first cheer of the match rises from the assembled, eager to see the ref get slapped. Hill frantically yells at Spawn, and Spawn lets go, backing into the neutral corner. The ref turns to count... ]

1.....................2......................3....

[ Deathstroke is up now, and rolling into the ring. As he enters, Spawn lands a boot to his left leg, and then hits a spinning toe hold on the left leg. He rises, and then, hits it again, this time holding the foot in the twisted position, until the ref breaks the hold.....Deathstroke has the ropes. Spawn angrily backs off, jawing at the ref the whole time. The ref retreats from Spawn, and Spawn follows, threateningly following him. As he does, Deathstroke rises, limping badly now, and grabs Spawn, spins him around, and grabs his throat! Chokeslam! Spawn is pounded to the canvas! He crowd cheers and boos Deathstroke, as he points to the fallen Spawn, looking at the crowd as if to prove a point. ]

JP: Spawn is in real trouble here....

[ Spawn unsteadily gets to his feet, and leans back on the ring-ropes. Deathstroke comes back in, and throws an elbow, which lands, and then he reaches back to throw a hamhock of a right hand, but it is blocked, and Spawn fires back! The crowd comes to life as Spawn works his way back into the fight, landing punch after punch to the head of Deathstroke. Then, suddenly, he wraps his arms around the larger man, and snaps a belly-to-belly suplex! Deathstroke lands heavily on his back, and Spawn rolls over, pushes Deathstroke over on his belly, and hooks in a Sharpshooter! ]

JP: Spawn is trying like mad to take Deathstroke�s wheels out, and Deathstroke is trying to take Spawn�s head off...which will happen first?

[ Deathstroke shows the first real emotion of the night as he fights the painful submission hold. After a few moments, he managed to scrabble for purchase and get to the nearby ringropes, and the ref again breaks the count. Spawn is frustrated at this third intervention by the referee, but this time he ignores the smaller man. Moving around to the front of the larger Deathstroke, he launches a flurry of knife-edged chops. ]

SMACK!!

[ �WOOOOO!!� the crowd screams as he chops him. After five chops, the larger man is backing off, holding his chest in pain, and Spawn is trying to get his fans pumped up�..but he misses the retribution of the Reaper, and a massive arm strikes him. The clothesline from Deathstroke knocks Spawn down, and both men have to fight to get themselves together. ]

JP: Spawn can�t trade blows with Deathstroke. The man has 75 pounds on him, at least, and Spawn was finding success with his strategy of going for the legs.

JP: One can�t overlook the fact that both guys have taken some huge shots. Whoever gets the last big shot in is going to win this match.

[ Deathstroke shakes his head, stunned and a little surprised that the smaller man had been as tough as he turned out to be. He reaches over and palms the head of Spawn, then slings him into the far ropes, setting him up for another hard-hitting move�..

�but Spawn ducks, and Deathstroke misses with a huge clubbing blow. As �Stroke comes around, Spawm crouches, then whirls around and catches the larger man with a sharp superkick! ]

JS: GODSMACK! Spawn hits his superkick! Deathstroke is out!

[ And, truth be told, he is out, and Spawn wastes no time, falling on the man and letting the ref slide over: ]

1�..2�..3!!!

Jackie Frazier: Here is your winner, SPAWN!


SOMEBODY TOLD US TO MAKE FUN OF WMW...
PROBLEM IS...
WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE HELL THEY ARE...
NLR 24/7
Troy Knight: I knew we shouldn't have come here tonight, I knew something bad was going to happen. Bobby...why don't you just give me your General Manager position? You're too young to be running a federation

Bobby Knight: I KAN DOO IT DADDY!

Troy Knight: I know you can Bobby, but think about it...won't it be boring?

Bobby Knight: BOARING?

Troy Knight: Well, yeah, all you'll do is sit here and file papers, deal with stinky wrestlers complaining...stuff that is just not fun. Now, how about you give me the GM position? Then we can go get ice cream!

Young Bobby contemplates his choices, on one hand, he can be the general manager of a major professional wrestling federation. On the other, he can have creamy, sugary, delicious ice cream. To most, the choice would seem simple, but to Bobby, this is like a life or death situation. He thinks or a long while...

Bobby Knight: UH..UM..ICE CREAM! NO, NO, GM! NO, NO, NO, CREAM! CAN I AHVE BOTHE?

Troy Knight: No, Bobby, make your choice.

[ Before Bobby could answer, a staff member rushes into the room. ]

Troy Knight: Finally, you're back. So, you talked to the board of directors, right?

Staff Member: Right.

Troy Knight:...and?!

Staff Member: They said that since Bobby was the last one put in charge, he's got control. More bad news as well, the only one that can give or take away that title is Douglas, and since he's not here, Bobby is stuck with the title.

Troy Knight: Well...can't someone get ahold of Douglas?!

Staff Member: He's still unconscious, they say he has had a major concussion.

Bobby Knight: I CHOOZE THE ICE CREAM!

Troy Knight: Too late, Bobby...


ULW IS TAKING A BREAK...
NO SHOWS TILL' 2006...
ULW: LAZIEST FED IN PX...
NLR 24/7

Frazier - The following match is a Legacy Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Jesus Jones!

[The lights dim in the arena as a lone flame burns in the middle of the stage. "Mother" begins to play and the flame grows a little. Suddenly as the singing kicks in the flame blows up in a huge pyro and when the pyro clears, smoke remains, and Jesus Jones is standing there With his hands clasped together in prayer. Suddenly a wisp of wind parts the smoke and Jesus begins his walk down to the isle as fans boo him loudly. He walks with his hands behind his back, with great determination, as he gets to ringside and then makes the sign of the cross with his left hand before hoping up on the ring apron and stepping into the ring. he walks over to the ropes and then makes the sign of the cross for the crowd before walking to his corner and disrobing for the match. Jones stands in his corner, appearing to be in meditation before the match begins.]

Frazier - And his opponent, the Panther!

["Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses begins to play over the loudspeakers and the NLR fans burst out cheering. Panther appears from behind the curtains and walks down the the apron smiling widely and shaking hands with some of the fans. He arrives soon after at the ring and gets into his corner, shaking his arms to ready himself for the match.]

John Pilkington - Tonight is going to be an awesome match-up! We�ve got the Panther vs. Jesus Jones for the Legacy Tournament!

Tim Sullivan - That�s right, now let�s get on with the match!

[Jesus Jones and the Panther lock up, seemingly even in strength. Jones struggles a little as Panther quickly gains the upper hand. Panther pushes his opponent into the corner of the ring and delivers a boot to his midsection. He groans with each blow and grabs the top rope for support. Panther stops kicking Jones and starts to deliver a few left and right hands before grabbing his arm and flipping him over his shoulder, letting Jones slam down onto the mat. ]

Tim Sullivan - Panther taking an early lead in the match, delivering a devastating blow to Jones.

[Jesus recovers quickly and gets to his feet. Panther rushes him and knocks him to the ground again, he rolls him up for a pin, but Jones kicks out after 1. The crowd begins a �Go! Go! Go!� chant.]

Tim Sullivan - Jones gets rolled up there for a pin.

John Pilkington - He doesn�t seem to have his head in the match tonight.

[Jones sneers at the chanting and kips to his feet, giving mad kicks to the abdomen of his opponent. Panther manages to fend him off for a few moments by jumping up and slamming Jones with a suplex. His opponent gets to his feet and they circle for a moment, inching in closer before locking up in a collar and elbow tie up. Panther gets the advantage by slapping on a side headlock. Jones responds by backing up and then shooting Panther into the ropes, he leap frogs over Panther as he rebounds back in, then when Panther returns on the second pass Jones executes a nice hip toss.]

Tim Sullivan - Now Jones is in control!

John Pilkington - Do you think he�ll be able to pull a victory out over Panther?

[Panther comes in with some right hands as Jones comes out of the corner and then gives Jones a hard T-Bone style suplex. Panther goes for the cover and the ref is there to make the count, Jones kicking out at two. Panther opts to keep Jones on the mat by grinding his forearm across the eyes and forehead of Jones. He rolls Jones onto his back and drives his knee into the spine of Jones one arm hooking under his legs, and another hooking under his chin, both pulling upward.]

Tim Sullivan - Submission move by Panther! I don�t know, Jason, he might!

John Pilkington - I hope he does!

[The referee is there to ask for the submission, Jones declines. Panther spends a couple of minutes pulling and torturing Jones with the move before releasing it. Before getting up though he makes sure to drive his knee a few times into Jones�s back. Jones is pulling himself to his feet using the ropes to help him. Panther comes up from behind him and lifts him into the air and then turns slamming Jones face first to the mat in what looks like a reverse spinebuster. ]

Tim Sullivan - Very nice reverse spinebuster by Panther there, it doesn�t look good for Jones right now�

John Pilkington - You�re right, it doesn�t�

[Panther goes for another pin and the referee counts to two before Jones raises his shoulder. Panther picks him up from the mat and whips him into the ropes, Jones ducks a clothesline as he rebounds and puts on the brakes. Jones takes advantage of the situation, stunning Panther with a full nelson slam and dropping quickly for his own pin attempt. The ref gets into position and Jones gets a two count. ]

Tim Sullivan - Pin attempt by Jones, but he only gets two!

[Jones capitalizes on Panther's vulnerable state by throwing a flurry of right hands at Panther's head. The ref backs Jones off and warns him of using closed fists. Meanwhile Panther slowly comes to a sitting position, a hand briefly coming up to his forehead, feeling the effects of the illegal use of hands. Jones moves back in, pulling Panther up and takes him by the head, driving it down into his knee. Panther looks a little dazed. Jones wraps Panther up with his arms around his neck and right shoulder and falls back, bringing Panther with him pulling him face first down to the mat. ]

John Pilkington - Another face slam by Jones! He�s really making it hard for Panther to win.

Tim Sullivan - Well, I would too if I were him!

[Jones and Panther get to their feet. The two wrestlers lock up again and Jesus quickly performs a go-behind and snares a hammerlock on Panther. But Panther ducks down and ends up behind the other man. He grabs Jones in a side headlock and then steps into his knee, forcing cage down. Jones escapes the hold and drops to his stomach, taking Panther down with drop toehold and then quickly applying a headlock as he lies on the mat. Panther slips out and gets to his feet just as Jones does at the same time. The crowd applauds wildly.]

Tim Sullivan - Very nice move by both men right there, the crowd is going crazy for these two tonight!

[He and Jones share an exchange of right hands in which Panther gets the upper hand. Panther continues the strong show with a swinging neckbreaker. Panther goes for a pin and Jones kicks out at two. Panther picks up Jones and stuns him with a headbutt. Panther goes for the powerbomb again, this time with no ropes to hang onto Jones is driven into the mat. Panther holds onto Jones's legs and turns the powerbomb into a pinning cradle.]

John Pilkington - Did you expect them to act any different?? This is Hysteria!

Tim Sullivan - Everyone gives their all during the shows� We�ve got another pin attempt by Panther!

John Pilkington - Will he get it?

[1...2...3!]

Frazier: Here is your winner, THE PANTHER!


UFA...
THEIR MOST RECENT HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE...
A WOMAN...
WE'RE NOT SEXIST...
BUT, THAT'S JUST SAD...
NLR 24/7

[The arena goes dark as 'Twisted Transistor' by Korn hits the PA system as Frazier does hs job.. announces.]

Frazier: The next match is a triple threat table match, and it's for the Four Towers Title! The winner of this match will also advance in the Legacy Championship Tournament! Introducing first.. 4T Champion.. Sinnocence! [Sinn seductively watches down the ramp, 4T Title on her shoulder.. She rolls into the ring, and grins..]

Frazier: Introducing next.. Bones.. McCoy!

["Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel hits the PA system.. to a lot of boos as McCoy marches out onto the stage, stopping to make a military salute to the fans before coming down the ramp and rolling into the ring.. He almost goes to stand up on one of the towers, but he catches the devilish grin of Sinn out of the corner of his eye, and decides not to..]

Frazier: And last.. Ragonus!

["Falling Away from Me" by Korn hits the PA as Ragonus runs out from the stage and down the ramp and slides into the ring, causing Frazier to bail and he begins to beat down on the nearest opponent to him.. Bones.. Bones fights back, but Ragonus whips him twords the corner..]

JP: Ragonus is very pissed off!

Sully: Bones! Look out!

[Ragonus begins running twords the corner, bloodlust in his eyes.. Bones is sandwiched HARD in the corner by a clothesline, causing him to stumble about, obviously having no clue whatsoever as to where he is.. A legsweep from Ragonus later and he's on his back.. Sinn attacks Ragonus from behind, with clubbing blows..]

JP: Sinn was smart there!

Sully: Yeah.. I wouldn't want to be in the ring with Ragonus..

[Ragonus stands up though, despite the attack from Sinn, but goes down like a sack of potatoes whenever she kicks him right below the belt! He rolls out of the ring, holding his crotch, as the entire crowd winces..]

Sully: Right to the family jewels!

[Bones is just now getting up, and he whips Sinn, gaping as Sinn jumps over him on the way back, before stopping on a dime and dropping him with a heel kick to the back of the head! Ragonus has come back in the ring now, still limping.. But holding a table! He raises it up before lowering it HARD onto the windpipe of Bones! He then takes a swing with the table, it smacking Sinn in the face, causing her to go down..]

JP: Vicious!

[Ragonus drags the gasping Bones to his feet and then drops him with a DDT! Bones lies motionless on the mat.. Ragonus takes the table and sets it up in the corner.. He whips Bones twords it, who crashes into it.. but not through it.. Sinn is up to her hands and knees.. Ragonus runs, jumping on Sinns back, using her to fly through the air, looking for a forearm to put Bones through the table.. Bones ducks, Ragonus landing on the 2nd Rope.. and he then swings, dropping with a gunpacket right to the face of Bones! The crowd begins chanting "Ragonus!"]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: You don't see someone go from a springboard into a gunpacket every day..

[Ragonus then drags Sinn up, but she fends him off with a european uppercut followed by a kick to the midsection..]

JP: The 4T Champ is fighting back!

Sully: Go, Sinn, Go!

[Sinn takes a step back, before spinning and connecting with a forearm to the face of Ragonus who stumbles away.. But Sinn persues, dragging him to the mat with a bulldog! She then drags the table out from behind Bones.. lining up for Rags who is getting up..]

JP: Ragonus! Look out!

Sully: This doesn't bode well!

[Rags rolls out of the way of the oncoming table shot, then launches off the ground with a dropkick, sending Sinn to the mat.. As Ragonus is getting up though, he's clotheslined straight into the mat by Bones McCoy.. Bones drops a leg across the throat of Ragonus whenever he goes to get up, and then mounts his opponent..]

JP: Rags has nowhere to go!

Sully: He was looking really good until now..

[Bones begins to punch Ragonus in the face as he tries to kick him off.. Finally Sinn clubs Bones on the back of the head with her forearm and tosses him off.. Before dropping a leg across the throat of Ragonus herself!]

Sully: Payback!

[Ragonus pulls himself to the feet, and blocks a right hand from Sinn, and takes her down with a hard chop the the chest.. Ragonus then persues Bones who was getting up, throwing him into the corner and battering him with chops, right hands, and kicks to the midsection. This continues on for about a minute before Ragonus delivers a spinning kick to the face of Bones, breaking the bridge of his nose and sending him stumbling fowrward..]

JP: Ragonus is like a man possessed!

Sully: You don't want to get in this man's way!

[Sinn runs at Ragonus from behind, going for a forearm, but Ragonus sees it coming, stepping out of the way... Sinn crashes into Bones, and then Ragonus charges in with a clothesline, sandwiching them all in the corner, with Bones collapsing to the mat and Sinn wandering into an arm drag from Rags..]

JP: Ragonus focused!

Sully: He really wants that title..

JP: Since he came out he's been in a blind rage!

[Bones tries to get up, but Ragonus only lets him to deliver one straight palm to the chest, causing his feet to go out and make him gasp for air.. Sinn gets up, and kicks out the knee of Rags, sending him backwards to the mat..]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: Ragonus just hit the back of his head on the mat!

[Ragonus really has, and he seems to have been slown down by it.. Sinn drags Bones to his feet, and drops him with a standing dropkick! Bones stumbles into the ropes, toppling backwards.. He holds on the second rope, trying to get himself up..]

JP: Bones has taken the most abuse out of everyone!

Sully: Ragonus seemed ready to destroy anyone in the NLR who would get in his way tonight.. and damnit.. Bones sure knows that!

[Ragonus is slowly getting up as Bones wards of Sinnocence by pulling her down onto the 2nd rope, guillotining her neck on the rope! He turns and tries to clothesline Ragonus, who only grabs him in mid motion, and sweeps his legs out from under him, driving him into a mat with an STO!]

JP: Bones just hit the mat so hard his mom felt it!

Sully: You know.. That seems like something I'd say!

[Ragonus looks emotionlessly twords Sinnocence as she gets up, and then grabbing her by her hair, dumps her over the top rope and to the outside! Ragonus picks up Bones, only to drop him with a scoop slam, then drop an elbow on the chest..]

JP: The 4T Championship is now in jeopardy!

[Ragonus stops only to set up the table near the corner.. He then drags Bones up, setting him on the top rope.. He climbs to mid tower..]

JP: Oh god!

Sully: He's about to do the what-its-name! The uhh.. Killer Stroke!

JP: That would be the Killing Stroke.. Learn to do your job!

[Bones fights off with right hands, but Rags chops away at him for a second, grabbing Bones' belt.. Going for the top rope brainbuster.. Sinn spiders up the tower, and shoves Ragonus off, sending his body flying off the tower to the outside! He hits back first, nearly breaking his spine!]

JP: Sinnocence could defend her title here!

[Bones doesnt seem to care.. He tries to lift her up, but she floats over, now behind him on the tower..]

Sully: Oh god.. The suspense is killing me!

[Sinn grabs his head, and then pushes out backwards.. delivering a flashback off the tower, just barely missing the table! ]

JP: So close, SO CLOSE!

Sully: Too close, if you ask me.

[Sinnocence, frustrated at the results, signs that it's over right here. Sinn goes to Bones who is lying next to the table and lifts him to his feet, but as she does, McCoy pushes her away and grabs her back again. With his last energy, he connects with the Warp Driver on Sinn right through the table.]

JP: Wow.. just wow!

Sully: We need medical attention out here for Sinnocence, she may have a concussion!

JP: And what about Rags? He hit the mat pretty hard too!

Frazier: Here is your winner, and NEW Four Towers Champion, Bones McCoy!

[The camera shows Ragonus who still lies motionelss on the outside.. Before going to the ring, showing Bones McCoy holding the belt tightly in his arms, screaming, "FINALLY!"

JP: Bones fough as hard as he could to win his first NLR champioship!

Sully: We're going to need a while to clean this up, folks..


NLCW'S WEEKLY SHOW IS CALLED "AVULSION"...
WHEN WE LOOKED UP THE DEFINITION IT SAID...
"THE FORCIBLE TEARING AWAY OF A BODY PART BY TRAUMA OR SURGERY"...
YEAH, IT KIND OF MADE US FEEL LIKE A BODY PART WAS GETTING TORN OFF WHEN WE WATCHED THE SHOW
NLR 24/7
[ The camera takes us back to the backstage where we see Leandro, Kyle Bauer, and Scotty Heart standing in General Manager Knight's office. All three of them are standing next to eachother, all watching their backs as they know that they soon have a match with eachother. ]

Scotty Heart: Would someone mind telling me why the hell you asked me to come back here? I've got a match with these losers in a matter of minutes and need to prepare.

Kyle Bauer: Loser? Yeah, that's why I'm the number one contender for the Legacy title AND why I'm going to win the tournament. Though, I have to admit, I'm puzzled on why you called us back here.

Leandro: If you essa's would shut your mouths for a second, maybe this Chico peque�o could tell us just what the hell we're back here for.

[ Everyone becomes quiet, as Bobby Knight seems shy of the wrestlers and can't tell them what he wants directly. He whispers to Troy in his ear what he wants, and Troy tries to hold back his laughter. ]

Scotty Heart: ...and? What did he say?

Troy Knight: You sure you wanna know?

Kyle Bauer: Stop messing around and tell us!

Troy Knight: Alright, he told me...Simon says touch your toes.

[ The three wrestlers look puzzled. ]

Troy Knight: Well, what are you waiting for?

Kyle Bauer: What, you aren't serious, are you?

Troy Knight: What Simon says goes, and Simon said touch your toes.

Scotty Heart: And what if we don't?

[Troy bends over again as Bobby whispers something in his ear. ]

Troy Knight: He says if you don't, then you won't be allowed to wrestle tonight.

Scotty Heart: What! This is an outrage! I'm not going to do anything like that!

Kyle Bauer: Me either, this is ridiculous!

Leandro: Ey, this is the chico's time to shine, give him what he wants.

Leandro, the convict who covets his job and has a small sense of humor, bends over and touches his toes.

Troy Knight: He's got the right idea!

Kyle Bauer: ...

Scotty Heart: ...

Bobby Knight: PWEAZE!

[ Extremely reluctantly, both men touch their toes briefly then stand back up and leave. Bobby claps his hands as Leandro can only laugh as he walks out of the office.]


IF YOU THOUGHT THAT NLCW JOKE WAS LAME...
JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK...
NLR: THE JOKES MAY BE LAME...
BUT YOU DON'T TUNE IN FOR THE COMEDY
NLR 24/7
JP: What a match we have next, ladies and gentlemen, the main event. A triple threat match to determine who does on in the Legacy title tournament. This match involves three of the NLR's top competitors, Scotty Heart, once owner of the NLR, Leandro, former Legacy Champion, and Kyle Bauer, the number one contender for the championship.

Sully: This match is going to be insane, but it's a downer that only one will be able to make it to the next round.

Jackie Frazier: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is to advance to the next round of the Legacy tournament, entering first, weighing in at one hundred seventy five pounds, from St. Louis, Missouri, "The American Luchadore" Kyle Bauer!

[ Bauer runs out of the curtains and down the ramp, sliding in the ring as "Attack" by 30 Seconds To Mars rings throughout the arena. When he gets into the ring, he stands and holds his hands up high. ]

Jackie Frazier: His opponent, from Nottingham, England, weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, " The Heartbreaker" Scotty Heart!

[ As "Gasoline" by Audioslave hits, the arena lights go dim, creating a dull lit arena. After a few seconds, right on cue, a set of pyro's hit from the floor and smoke fills the entrance way. Scotty walks out, slowly, methodically but with a purpose. His eyes and mind fixed on the target in hand. He has little to no contact with the fans at ringside, his gaze fixed forward. He enters the ring and stars at Bauer, who's taunting him on. ]

Jackie Frazier: And finall, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at four hundred eighteen pounds, Leandro!

[ "Cancion Del Mariachi" by Los Lobos & Antonio Banderas blazes through the speakers as "The Beast" Leandro comes through the curtains. He walks with a purpose, standing tallk above the fans. They reach their arms out trying to get a high five, but Leandro must refuse and keep his eyes on the prize. Inside the ring, Bauer and Heart are exchanging stares, first at eachother, then quickly back to Leandro and so forth. Leandro stands on the ring apron and enters over the top rope. ]

JP: These three men do not like eachother, as is evident by the cold, dark stares and scowls they're giving eachother.

Sully: This one won't be over until two of those men can't stand anymore, that's the only way they're going to surrender.

Jackie Frazier: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that General Manager Bobby Knight has decided to make this match a triple threat elimination match!

Sully: What! He can't do that! I didn't mind him making the wrestlers do stupid antics, but now he's interfering with business!

JP: He's the general manager, Sully, he can do whatever he wants.

[ Heart and Bauer begin contesting the decision to make this elimination style, while Leandro just stands and laughs as the two argue. Both men realize that Leandro is laughing at them, so they both charge after him with a double clothesline. Unfortunately for them, Leandro is over seven feet tall and four hundred pounds, so while he barely moves, both men bounce back, holding their arms in pain. Leandro charges after the two, but Bauer manages to duck under him, while Heart gets clotheslined hard and rolls to the outside. When Leandro turns around, Bauer connects with a dropkick to Leandro's knee, sending him to the mat.

JP: That's exactly what Kyle Bauer needs to do, he needs to cut the man tree Leandro down and keep him down. If Leandro is on his feet, he is a dangerous man.

Sully: What are you talking about? Leandro could be put in a tu-tu, forced to dance in front of his friends, and could speak like a little girl and still be dangerous. If he's standing or not doesn't matter, Leandro's sheer strength is just too great.

JP: I think you're underestimating Heart and Bauer. Scotty Heart is as much of a veteran in this business as anyone, and he's no wimp himself. I've seen him put T shirts on, only to rip them seconds later from his giant biceps. And Bauer is as quick as a wink, if you don't keep your eye on him, it'll come back to haunt you.

[ Heart rolls back into the ring as he and Bauer decide to team up on Leandro, both delivering kicks to the head and back. Bauer heads to the top rope as Heart continues pummeling Leandro. As Bauer flies off the top rope, Heart expects him to land on Leandro so he moves back, only to be caught with a cross body himself. Bauer quickly pins, 1...2...kickout by Heart! ]

JP: Smart by Bauer there, he had Leandro down and took advantage of it. However, he should have known that you can't take a Heart out that easily.

Sully: It was worth a shot, who knows what could have happened.

JP: Come on, give Scotty more credit than that, he was once your boss you know.

Sully: I know, and because he's not the boss anymore, I can make as much fun of him as I please! I love this job!

[ Bauer gets to his feet, ready to get back on the attack, however when he turns around he is met with the massive palm of Leandro getting wrapped around his neck. As if he were light as air, Leandro lifts Bauer in the air. Kyle gasps for air as Leandro swears at him madly. Heart gets to his feet and spears Leandro, dropping Bauer from his grasps. Leandro seems to have been caught off guard, and it also is apparent that the spear knocked the wind out of him. As Bauer recuperates in the corner, Scotty begins pummeling Leandro before bringing him to his feet and pushing him into the corner. While Leandro is in the corner, Heart continues the punches. He backs up to the other side of the ring preparing to charge after Leandro, but as he runs, Bauer leaps towards Leandro, wrapping his legs around his head and pulling him down to the mat hard. Heart can't stop his momentum, and crashes into the ring post shoulder first. ]

JP: Good God! Kyle Bauer amazes me every week with that blazing speed. It seems like he gets faster and faster every day.

Sully: Scotty Heart is pretty fast too, as you saw when he just crushed his shoulder.

JP: We don't know that he crushed his shoulder.

Sully: You didn't hear the bone crack?

JP: That was you cracking your knuckles!

Sully:...touch�.

[Heart screams in pain as Bauer gets back to his feet, going under Scotty with a sunset flip, 1...2...kickout by Heart. Kyle decides to make the most of the situation, picking on the weaker Heart first. As he lifts Heart to his feet, he begins kicking him rapidly, in the chest, but as he does so Leandro is back on his feet and he tosses him across the ring with one arm. Bauer knocks his forehead on the top turnbuckle and begins bleeding profusely. As Leandro looks to concentrate on Heart, he looks out of the corner of his eye and sees that Kyle is bleeding. He grins at his own "work", but as he does so, Heart low blows him, sending him to his knees. The referee is tending to Bauer, so he misses the illegal move completely. With Leandro at his knees, scotty is able to move back a bit, then charge again with a knee to the head of "The Beast". His knee connects with his nose, and as Bauer did, Leandro begins to bleed. The blood is coming out faster and worse than Kyles, making his entire lower part of his face red, along with his chest and parts of his legs. This massive loss of blood is taking it's toll on Leandro, as he lies in pain.

Sully: HA! He thinks he's so tough, not so tough anymore, are you!

JP: You don't think he's tough?

Sully: As a matter of fact, I don't.

JP: Would you ever say that to his face?

Sully: Depends. Would I be drunk?

[ Heart goes on the offensive again, punching Leandro's already damaged nose. He then locks in a headlock, trapping all the blood from his head. More blood pours as more pressure is applied. The referee is back to both men now as Bauer seems alright in the corner, though blood got into his eyes. EMT's rush down to give him a bottle of water and a rag. Back where the wrestling is going on, Scotty Heart is tightening up the hold, and Leandro's face goes from a pink, to a red, to a purple, and is turning to a blue. Heart is relentless, not giving any pressure up as blood from Leandro's nose covers Heart's forearm. Leandro's eyelids begin to fall slowly until his eyes are completely closed. The referee grabs Leandro's arm, raising it, then letting it fall onto his lap.

Sully: This is it, right here, this is where the road ends for Leandro!

[ The referee counts one, the grabs Leandro's arm again. He raises it, and again it falls back to his lap. The referee yells out two, and goes back to raise Leandro's arm again. Before it fell to his lap this time, however, he somehow managed to keep it sustained mid air, and to Scotty's disbelief, Leandro began standing up. Heart now put as much pressure as he possibly could, to the point where it felt as if his bicep was being torn off the bone. Leandro got to his feet with Heart still having the hold locked in bringing Heart up with him, and as he did, Bauer came out of nowhere with a spinning heel kick, hitting Heart right between the eyes. Scotty falls back in the corner holding his head. Bauer now decides to end this, jumping on the shoulders of Leandro and hooking the beginning stages of The Rising Sun. As he does this, Leandro grabs Bauer and locks in Convict Suicide, pulling him tightly then slamming him to the mat. Leandro lays on top of Bauer for the pin, 1...2...3!

Jackie Frazier: Kyle Bauer has been eliminated!

Sully: Where did that come from? One minute Leandro is out for the count, the next he's eliminating Kyle Bauer!

JP: I told you not to underestimate Leandro.

[ Bauer rolls out of the ring and lies on the floor, as Leandro and Heart begin punching eachother madly. The blood flow from Leandro has stopped quite a bit, and he is regaining his composure. In the array of punches, Heart manages to block one of Leandro's, and then gets the momentum in his favor with rapid shots to the head. As he does this, he attempts to sling Leandro across the ring with an Irish whip, however Leandro just won't budge. Heart tries again, but the same result happens. Finally, Heart fakes a punch but instead kicks Leandro in the shin, allowing him to finally move the Beast. Halfway through, Leandro counters the move and sends Scotty across the ropes. As Heart bounces back, he ducks a Leandro clothesline, however standing on the ring apron is Bauer, ready to attack Leandro. The problem is, Bauer still can't see well, and instead attacks Heart, landing The Rising Sun from the apron onto the mat. Leandro tosses Bauer over the ropes again, and bounces against the ropes, landing a leg drop onto the throat of Heart. He goes for the pin, 1...2...3! ]

Jackie Frazier: Here is your winner advancing to the next round of the Legacy title tournament, Leandro!

[ Leandro leaves the ring and begins celebrating as he walks up the ramp, holding his head up high. Bauer gets to his feet on the outside, but as soon as he does, Heart rolls to the outside to confront him. Scotty is obviously furious, screaming at Bauer. Kyle tries to tell him that it was a mistake, but Scotty doesn't listen, instead he shoves Bauer. Kyle moves back a bit, then pushes Heart with a shove of his own. Heart moves back a bit as well, then the two men go forehead to forehead, looking eachother in the eye, with blood getting on Heart from Bauer. ]

JP: Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been, we have a "new general manager", a new Four Towers Champion, and it seems as if this conflict between Scotty Heart and Kyle Bauer is far from over.

Sully: Damn straight, these two are not on the same page.

JP: For Tim Sullivan, I'm John Pilkington, goodnight folks and see you next week! 1

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