Canadian Chaos Continues...


[Before the show tonight, before any pyros fly through the air.. Before the cameras scan around the screaming fans.. A video clip from earlier in the day greets our eyes. The background is that of an NLR studio, with two chairs set up on either side of a small glass table. Sitting on one is the voice of NLR, the play-by-play announcer and all 'round good guy, John Pilkington. He sits with a serious look on his face, and stares across the table.. To the newly appointed General Manager of Hysteria, and long time Manager of the NLR Legacy Champion.. Jimmy Pez himself. Uncle Jimmy is decked out in a pin-striped suit, and finds his eyes scanning the ground below. The expression on his unshaved face is one of deep concern, and uncertainty. He doesn't catch JP's eyes, when the commentator speaks up..]

John Pilkington: Do you need me to repeat the question, Jimmy?

[After a brief pause, Jimmy Pez slowly raises his eyes and meets JP's. He looks as though he's about to speak.. But no words come out. JP takes his cue, and prepares to re-ask the question to Jimmy Pez]

John Pilkington: It looks as though the relationship between yourself and your client.. The Legacy Champion, Leandro.. Has changed dramatically over the last couple of weeks. Ever since you informed The Beast about his unknown daughter.. Do you agree?

[Once again there is a few seconds of silence, before Jimmy Pez swallows a number of times.. Thinks how to word his sentence, before he opens his mouth. Finally, the silence is broken but Uncle Jimmy's expression is still one of huge concern.]

Jimmy Pez: Of course I agree, JP.. I really have no choice, it's become obvious to even the most ignorant of the situation. The relationship between myself and Leandro has.. Has.. Become torn apart significantly. The trust has been betrayed, and I have only myself to blame. John Pilkington: I've heard you state previously that you were only trying to protect your clients career, right?

Jimmy Pez: Absolutely! You think I had any other intentions? I only want the best for Leandro, and he knows that.. He's become more than just a business client of mine, which made it even more difficult to keep this secret from him.. For so long..

John Pilkington: But you did, nonetheless.

[Jimmy stops and silence once again fills the room. Both men stare at eachother, before Pez speaks in a croaky voice, looking down at the glasst table between them]

Jimmy Pez: Yes.. But things are going to change, JP. Starting from tonight, this rift.. This gap between myself and Leandro that has been growing since that day, is about to disappear. I am going to devote every minute of every hour to helping Leandro find his daughter, and reuniting him with his child. It's the least I can do, after what I've done..

John Pilkington: Do you have any concern about El Mexicano Condena actually looking after a child?

Jimmy Pez: I have no doubt that Leandro will give his girl everything he can.. And after tonight, it's only going to be a short matter of time before you can all see this with your own two eyes. After tonight.. The Beast will have more help than just Uncle Jimmy, when it comes to finding Maria.. Believe that.

John Pilkington: What exactly do you mean by "more help"?

[Jimmy Pez cracks into the first smile that we've seen in this entire interview. His toothy grin is accompanied with a slight chuckle, one that states obviously that Jimmy Pez knows something we all don't.. Jimmy looks JP dead in the eyes, and speaks smugly..]

Jimmy Pez: You'll just have to wait and see, like everyone else, my friend..

"Ladies and Gentlemen� We are the thing of shapes to come Your freedom�s not free and dumb This Depression is Great The Deformation Age, they know my name Waltzing to scum and base and Married to the pain

[ Chaos, performing a gore-like move on an unsuspecting opponent, from a previous Hysteria, crumpling the poor bastard almost in two... ] Bang, we want it Bang, we want it Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang You came to see the mobscene I know it isn�t your scene It�s better than a sex scene and it�s So fucking obscene, obscene yeah.

[ Hate, and his twin Scorp, raising a little hell in the ring, shocking even their friends with the long deception of the way things are... ]

You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down

[ Spawn, the Hardcore Icon... He looks ripped as he swings a chair at the camera...]

GIRLS (in the spirit of Oscar Wilde): Be obscene, be, be obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard.

[ Fear, former NLR 4-Towers Champion, looking to get back into the mix, and it appears he's brought a friend...]

The day that love opened our eyes We watched the world end We have �high� places but we have no friends The told us sin�s not good but we know it�s great War-time full-frontal drugs, sex-tank armor plate

[ John Pariah, one of the most impressive hirings the NLR has made, and soon to be full-fledged business partner... ]

Bang, we want it Bang, we want it Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang You came to see the mobscene I know it isn�t your scene It�s better than a sex scene and it�s So fucking obscene, obscene yeah.

[ Naz.... Left a heel, came back a face, and now the NLR will push this man... All the way to the "Next Level" ]

You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down

[ Gutter Rat... You can't see his face, but the mask is no longer, as it lies atop his makeshift crypt... ]

GIRLS (in the spirit of Oscar Wilde): Be obscene, be, be obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard. Be obscene, be, be obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard.

[ LSD has developed quite the following in the NLR.... ]

You came to see the mobscene I know it isn�t your scene It�s better than a sex scene and it�s So fucking obscene, obscene yeah.

[ Sozzey... Mak... "Kronik"... If you don't know who the hell these guys are, then you aren't as edjucated in the indy world as you might have thought... ]

You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit; get your arms around me Now we�re going down, down, down

[ "Bones" McCoy... Simply pound for pound the most "Technical" wrestler in the NLR, Brigader General, and Husband of... ]

�ladies and gentlemen, be obscene! Be obscene, be, be obscene, ah!

[ Sinnocence, Femme Fatale, The best womans wrestler on the PX Network, and better yet, this little devil could smoke half the men... ] GIRLS (in the spirit of Oscar Wilde): Be obscene, be, be obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard. Be obscene, be, be obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard.

[ Panther, fastest man in the NLR... High Flyer... Death Defyer... One of the more "Pop" givers in the federation... ]

Bang...

[ Troy Knight blows a kiss to the camera Troy Boy, the biggest face the NLR has produced, bar none...... ]

Bang...

[ Kyle Bauer, the one man in the P/X network that No Man can change verbal jabs with... Just ask him, he'll tell you... ]

Bang...

[ The Grudge. Probably one of the most ruthless wrestlers in the NLR, and the # 1 contender to the Legacy that Leandro holds tightly around his waist...]

Bang...

[ Three men, To the left, Ragonus, the Excess Champion... To the Right, Tempest, the 4-Towers Champion, and Standing tall in the center Leandro, the NLR Legacy Champion, All three grip their belts over their right shoulders and pose for the camera, showing at this time, the best three men in the NLR in their divisions at this moment.. ]

Bang....

[ CEO Marcus Anderson looking as uppity as only he can on one side, and "Big" Ed Johnson on the other, looking at him not amused... Then Jimmy Pez walks in between them, and as Anderson just stares at the screen, Pez pushes Johnson completely off screen taking his place... ]

BOOM!!!!

[ And in the background, barely audible, is Andersons voice... ]

CEO Marcus Anderson: "Suspended until Further Notice"...


Being a wrestler under WEWs' creative team is like being on trial...
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands
of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty....
NLR 24/7


[ LAST WEEK ]

[ We open up inside of the NLR Ring. �Big� Ed Johnson is shown standing in the center with a smirk on his face. Around the ring are flowers upon flowers and one huge reef in the corner with the WoC logo on it... The fans boo loudly at this distastefulness, but some even cheer as �Big� Ed Johnson walks around the ring looking at the flowers...]

�Big� Ed Johnson: I�m glad you all could make it here tonight, because tonight we�re paying our respects to the late WoC. If the ring crew could bring out what I asked them too.

[The camera pans up to the entrance way showing the ring crew wheeling out a casket... The casket is a normal casket, but it has the WoC logo on the top of it. They make it to the ring and each one of them grabs a part of the casket sliding it underneath the bottom ropes. They then proceed to enter the ring and bring the item they where wheeling it with into the ring propping the casket up to waist level.]

JP: I�m not sure I agree wit this..

Sully: You don�t have to!

�Big� Ed Johnson: Thanks guys... and now that we have the casket here.. Why don�t we just open it?

[�Big� Ed Johnson goes over to the casket and opens it up. He reaches inside pulling out the �Superstardom�, �Beyond Redemption�, and �Rivalry� DVD�s...]

�Big� Ed Johnson: There DVD Library, pretty small eh? Let me just call this a collection. I heard all three go for about ten bucks now. How sad.

[�Big� Ed Johnson throws the DVD�s into the crowd and proceeds going back into the casket, this time pulling out the program from the last Anarchy ever.]

�Big� Ed Johnson: Was this supposed to be the come back show? No wonder they died a week later...

[�Big� Ed Johnson tosses that into the crowd as well... he reaches into the casket one more time, but is interrupted by �Bury Your Head� by Saosin.]

JP: You know what that is!?

Sully: What?!

[�Big� Ed Johnson stares up the ramp way when all of a sudden Mr. Constantine emerges... he stands at the top of the ramp way.]

JP: It�s Anarchy�s theme!

�Big� Ed Johnson: Oh look who it is... a special guest! Come on down..

[Mr. Constantine smirks and walks down the ramp... He enters the ring and looks into the casket then at �Big� Ed... He walks over to �Big� Ed...]

�Big� Ed Johnson: What an honor. We have the dead here to visit�

[Mr. Constantine snatches the mic out of �Big� Ed Johnson�s hands...]

Mr. Constantine: Listen here you piece of shit. I�ve watched you long enough and I�m sick of it. You think you�re almighty sitting in your office thinking of things to do next. With your stupid commercials and your retarded let downs. You make me sick to my stomach. You mean nothing to me and I�m here to put an end to this...

[�Big� Ed Johnson walks around the ring and grabs another mic from the ring attendant.]

�Big� Ed Johnson: Now you listen here you�re in my house now. There�s an army of guys back there ready to come out here and stop whatever you plan on doing. You don�t belong here. Isn�t there an unemployment line somewhere with your name on it?

Mr. Constantine: Funny stuff. No wonder you need the WoC to beat up on for ratings, your own material sucks! The WoC was awesome programming. It was everything NLR wasn�t. I don�t care if it�s dead, because you keep up the way you run things here and you�ll be as dead as the damn WoC. Now I advise you to get all this shit out of the ring..

�Big� Ed Johnson: Or?

Mr. Constantine: Or I�ll do it myself...

�Big� Ed Johnson: I�d like to see you try.

[Mr. Constantine starts throwing flowers out of the ring when �Big� Ed Johnson grabs him by his shoulder and spins him around.]

�Big� Ed Johnson: Throw another one of the flowers and I�m having security escort you out...

[Mr. Constantine smirks and tosses yet another set out of the ring.]

�Big� Ed Johnson: You asked for it... Security!

Sully: About time!

[The security guards come out from the entrance way walking down the ramp and entering the ring... the guards surround both �Big� Ed Johnson and Mr. Constantine...]

�Big� Ed Johnson: What are you waiting for?! Get him out of here!

[The Guards go to grab Mr. Constantine and he puts his hands up.]

Mr. Constantine: I�ll leave on my own damn it!

�Big� Ed Johnson: Then go!

Mr. Constantine: Before I do go though... I�d love to see you at Eklipsed...

�Big� Ed Johnson: Excuse me? You�re not a PX fed anymore you can�t participate in that.

Mr. Constantine: I have permission from Devon James himself...a six man tag match. NLR v. WoC... One final hurrah what do you say?

�Big� Ed Johnson: We�ll be there to put the final nail in the coffin... literally.

Mr. Constantine: Y�know... these guards kind of remind me of soldiers...

�Big� Ed Johnson: Soldiers?

Mr. Constantine: Yea... look at them... Soldiers...

[The Guards back away from Mr. Constantine and turn circling �Big� Ed Johnson...]

�Big� Ed Johnson: What the hell are you idiots doing!?

Mr. Constantine: Being soldiers...

[The Guards start removing there helmets....One by one there revealed to be Joshua Payne, Kory Matthews, El Guerrero Catorceno, J Stevenson, and Eddie B....�Big� Ed Johnson tries to back up only to back up into Payne�s chest]

�Big� Ed Johnson: So I heard you guys are in the market for jobs... I�d like to offer

[Before he can even finish his sentence Eddie B. leaps and catches him with a superkick to the jaw knocking �Big� Ed down.]

Mr. Constantine: Thank God...Pick him up.

[The WoC Allstars pick up �Big� Ed and Mr. Constantine comes and grabs him by the back of his neck running and tossing him over the top ropes to the outside..]

Mr. Constantine: The WoC is gone, but we�re not forgotten. There�s a little bit of WoC in every one of you and every one of them in the back. The WoC played a huge part in the evolution of the PX and we took those ratings and rankings by the throat and we squeezed and squeezed until we became everything the PX had to offer. We were the most elite of the elite 8 and no matter who replaces us they�ll never be us. That void will always be there...ALWAYS! The WoC isn�t dead because it�ll live on within our hearts and souls... and at Eklipised it�ll live on to haunt �Big� Ed Johnson when my stars defeat his stars... Long Live The WoC!!

[Mr. Constantine drops the mic as �Bury your head� by Saosin hits once more and the WoC Allstars grab the casket and lift it up throwing it out of the ring to the ground nearly landing on �Big� Ed Johnson. The WoC stars then pick up Mr. Constantine now holding him high into the air as we fade to black and off the air. ]


We have a few Complaints about rival Federation PHW...
But we decided NOT to voice them...
The way that wrestling programs have been falling off the PX Network,
We just figure they'll be next...
NLR 24/7


JP: Welcome everybody to Monday Night Hysteria we've---

[The camera pans to the NLRtron and shows the image of a mirror... The words "Reflection of Perfection" quickly come across it before the mirror is shattered into a million pieces and "Firefly" by Breaking Benjamin hits the P.A. system with authority.]

You, my friend, you're a lot like them, But I cut your line and you know I did, Now I'm lost in you, Like I always do and I'd die to win, Cause I'm born to lose

[Claudio Turbine emerges from behind the curtains stepping to the top of the ramp way with maracas he smiles. He extends his arms out to the side of his body with black and gold sparks coming from the top of the entrance way and shooting up from the bottom of it. The fans erupt in a mixture of boo's and cheer's as Claudio mouths the words "Reflection..." and some of the crowd screams back "OF PERFECTION!" as he begins to make his way down the ramp.]

Firefly could you shine your light, Now I love your ways, cause they're just like mine, Now I'm justified, as I fall in line, And it's hard to try, when you're open wide

[Claudio stops at ringside looking inside the ring and then he takes a step back before running forward and leaping up onto the ring apron, not wasting any time he flips over the ropes entering the ring and spinning in a circle with his arms out to the sides... he quickly runs up to the turnbuckle leaping on top of it and raising his hands into the air before screaming "THE REFLECTION" now the fans are really into it as the majority of them scream back "OF PERFECTION!"..]

Bring me your enemies Lay them before me, and walk away, walk away, walk away. Firefly could you shine your light, Now I love your ways, cause they're just like mine, Now I'm justified, as I fall in line, And it's hard to try, when you're open wide

[Claudio hops down and goes to the ring attendant grabbing a microphone, holding the maracas in his hand he tosses them to the floor.]

Claudio Turbine: Welcome everybody to Hysteria! I told you I�d be here and look here I am! I�m not even going to waste any time. You all know why I�m out here... And if you don�t then you must have been living under a rock this past week...Leonardo! Come out here we got some words to exchange with one another. And don�t bring that prick Jimmy Pez cause I�ll have no problem super kicking the smile off of his face!

[Claudio Turbine paces around the ring, but no one answers..]

Claudio Turbine: I can stay out here all night if I have to. Those jerks in the back don�t respect me, so why should I respect there on-air time? I�ve got mine and that�s all that matters. So Leonardo.. Get your ass out here!

[Claudio looks up the ramp, but no one comes out...]

Claudio Turbine: I know what this is... You�re scared aren�t you? Well, don��t worry I don�t bite... So get you��

[Claudio gets cut off by "Cancion Del Mariachi" by Los Lobos & Antonio Banderas... the fans rise out of there seats as Leandro comes out from behind the curtains with his Legacy Championship draped over his shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp as Claudio is shown smirking. Leandro makes it to the ring and enters standing in front of Claudio... Claudio swallows hard looking up at the Champ.]

Claudio Turbine: Jesus... You�re a big bastard... Tell me... Can you make sneakers at the regular pace of all your family... or are you a super? I�d like to know!

[Leandro advances at the comment but Claudio backs up putting his hand up.]

Claudio Turbine: Ok ok ok! Maybe I shouldn�t have went there... I apologize. But seriously look at you... You�re a freak of nature. You could be one of the wonders of the world... if we lived in an alternate planet where people like you were socially acceptable. And why don�t you talk? Jimmy Pez does all your talking for you doesn�t he? That��s a shame really. I�d like to hear you speak, but don�t worry there�s always that Incredible Hulk. I bet you talk just like him don�t you? Leonardo Smash! Leonardo Angry! Leonardo Want Fries With That!

[Leandro advances once more, but this time Claudio holds his ground looking up to him.]

Claudio Turbine: You want to fight me? Fine. I want that strap. Legacy Champion... You�re no champion. You�re just a damn freak that people have been afraid to step up to. I�m not afraid. I��ll slap that taste out of your mouth and take your title. Anytime anyplace... freak.

[Leandro becomes real angry and advances on Claudio... Claudio quickly reaches into his pocket and pull something out shoving it into Leandro�s stomach. Leandro shakes his head from side to side, and Claudios eyes get real big, and he hits the advancing Beast with the item again... Leandro grabs hold, but Turbine jams it in his neck, and finally Leandro drops to the mat as Claudio smirks holding up a tazer.]

Claudio Turbine: You think I wouldn�t come prepared? I know your brut strength... I know what you possess. I didn�t come to this ring prepared to fight. Otherwise I wouldn�t need this. But, I came unprepared strength wise and you paid for it. So, Leandro... I��m coming for that Legacy Championship. And there�s not a damn thing you can do to stop me. As for Jimmy Pez saying he�d hold me down. Try it. I�ve got this place on my finger tip. I�m the new number one star in this company...and sooner then later Leonardo we will meet in the middle of this ring... and the outcome will be no different then this... I will become the new Legacy Champion because I�m the Reflection...

[Claudio drops the microphone as the crowd screams �OF PERFECTION!�... �Firefly � by Breaking Benjamin hits once more as Claudio brings the tazer down on the champion once more. Leandro twitches once more as Claudio holds the tazer down on his body... Claudio then reaches down picking up the Legacy Championship and lifting it high into the air proclaiming himself as the champ...]


Sean Hunter and his wife...
The Rock and Sock Connection...
He's used to having things shoved up his candy ass...
And She was always a good one for a "Bang Bang!!"
Have a nice day!!
NLR 24/7


[ An evil, menacing voice laughs maniacally over the PA system, as "Master of Puppets" begins to play. The arena goes black, except for a strange red fog covering the ring and entry way. Just as the drums kick in fully in the tune, Bloodstayne walks out onto the stage with his pinkish red fur coat on, that hangs down to his boots. His eyes, circled with darkness, are opened wide, freaking out some of the nearby fans. There is a mixed reaction as he sticks out his tongue, taunting, and begins to walk down the ramp crouching in a sort of 'ready' position, as if he were ready for anything. ]

Jackie Frazier: Now entering the ring...weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds..."The Demon" Bloodstayne!!!!!!"

[Bloodstayne hops up on to the apron, and jumps over the ropes. He gives the Frazier a glare and fakes a pounce at him, frightening him to the outside. Bloodstayne runs against the ropes then slides to the other side and pokes his head out through the middle rope as his ponytails falls at the front of his shoulder. He flares his nostrils with an evil motion as he scans the crowd with one really freaky looking blue eye.

He turns around then goes to the top and does another evil look does the cut throat taunt. He then drops down and is in the strange crouching position, waiting for his opponent to arrive and get an ass kicking from this hardcore monster.

�Welcome to the Jungle� hits and the crowd is on there feet as the NLR�s fastest superstar, Panther sprints toward the ring, Jackie Frazier is about to make introductions when Bloodstayne charges forward and pushes him to the ground trying to get at Panther. Panther jumps up onto the apron and in a flash he springboards off the ropes launching at Bloodstayne with a springboard calf kick to the face. Bloodstayne hits the ground and Panther regains his feet before dropping a legdrop to the throat of Bloodstayne, quickly Panther lays in vicious punches to the head of Bloodstayne to keep him down. ]

JP: Wow a great burst of offence kicking it off here for Panther, he is taking it right to the much bigger Bloodstayne.

Sully: C�mon kick the crap out of the little masked midget.

[ Panther gets up quickly and runs at the ladder corner and runs up the first few rungs of the ladder before turning around to jump off with a cross body block. Bloodstayne is up though and he catches the panther in mid air, Bloodstayne grins at the crowd and looks down at the helpless Panther for a second before tossing him straight up into the air and catching him on the way down with a beautiful Samoan drop. Bloodstayne springs right back up and he looks down at the Panther who is clutching desperately at his ribs and dry retching onto the canvas. Bloodstayne smiles a bloodthirsty smile and lays in a few vicious boots to the head of Panther before dragging him to his feet by the mask. Bloodstayne then whips Panther into the corner, he then follows up with a vicious clothesline right to the throat of Panther. Panther hits the mat once more and he is still retching onto the canvas. ]

JP: Panther was obviously injured with that Samoan drop and I think the ref is going to have to watch this one close.

Sully: Oh screw that, break that little pussy cat in half.

JP: You are a heartless bastard did you know that?

Sully: Why thank you.

[ Bloodstayne knows he is well in control now and he stands on the corner ladder yelling at a fan as Panther continues clutching at his ribs in agony, the fan looks incensed at Bloodstayne�s actions and he spits at Bloodstayne who heads to ringside. The fan and Bloodstayne get right in each others faces and Bloodstayne spits at the fan and throws a cup of alcohol at him before getting back in the ring. The fan jumps the barrier but NLR security tackle him before he touches Bloodstayne and Bloodstayne spits on him from the ring once more as security drag the man out of the building. The crowd are in an uproar and on the verge of a riot now as Bloodstayne turns back to Panther just in time to see him jump from the middle rope with an extension dropkick to the jaw of Bloodstayne.

The crowd go insane for Panther now as he clutches at his ribs and sizes up Bloodstayne who is getting to his feet, Panther is quick and runs around behind Bloodstayne hitting him with a running enziguri which leaves the bigger man looking a bit stunned. Panther takes advantage of his hard work and decides to go back to the top rope, Panther doesn�t stop there though as he heads to the very top of the ladder, Bloodstayne begins to stand and Panther launches off with a moonsault, Bloodstayne shows great agility for a big man though and he hits Panther with a well timed dropkick to the midsection in his way down. ]

JP: Oh good god more punishment for Panthers ribs now, this doesn�t look good for the fastest man in NLR.

Sully: This is great, someone who knows how to work a body part and really inflict pain on these little pinballs, and you know I love it.

[ Bloodstayne looks down at the crumpled form of Panther who is clutching at his ribs in obvious agony, he is still retching and Bloodstayne kicks him in the ribs repeatedly until Panther falls to the outside. The camera gets a close up of Panther on the outside and his masked is streaked with blood that is flowing from his mouth. Bloodstayne looks out at the beaten and bloodied form of Panther but he shows no mercy as he heads to the outside and throws Panther back into the ring once more. Bloodstayne follows Panther into the ring and he drags Panther to his feet once more, Bloodstayne whips Panther into the ropes and on the way catches him with a huge black hole slam, Bloodstayne goes for the pin�

1
2
3!!! ]

JP: No somehow Panther got a foot on the rope closest to him. I can�t believe Panther even wants to stay in this right now.

[ Bloodstayne looks annoyed at this turn of events and he drags Panther up once more and whips him off the ropes closer to the centre of the ring this time and on the return Bloodstayne hits Panther with a sick spinebuster. Blood flies a full three feet into the air from Panthers mouth as he hits the mat and Bloodstayne grins dementedly and pokes out his tongue as he goes for the pin.

1
2

No, Panther kicks out this time... ]

Sully: He doesn�t know when to lay down and die, but he soon will.

JP: This is wrong; the ref needs to think about stopping this.

[ Bloodstayne lets out a roar of fury now and he drags the limp form of Panther up by his mask, Bloodstayne screams right into Panthers face �Lay down and die or I will kill you.� Bloodstayne then lifts Panther up horizontally to an equal height with his shoulders and he drops Panther across his knee in a vicious backbreaker, once again blood pours from Panthers mouth now and he looks to be unconscious. Bloodstayne doesn�t stop though as he powers Panther up to shoulder height again and slams him back down across his knee. Bloodstayne then puts a hand on Panthers knee and the other on his throat and he begins to push down across the little mans throat. ]

JP: It�s time to call this, c�mon ref get in there.

[ Suddenly the ref is there and very quickly he raises Panthers hand and lets it fall three times before calling for the bell. The ref heads to ringside and tells Jackie Frazier the finish. ]

Jackie Frazier: The winner of this match by referee�s stoppage, Bloodstayne.

[ Bloodstayne has still not let go of Panther and as the ref tries to separate the two men Bloodstayne pushes the ref onto his backside, Bloodstayne then proceeds to stand still holding onto Panther and setting him up in a powerbomb position. Bloodstayne lets out a loud yell and pulls Panther up for a powerbomb before turning it into a piledriver on the way down and spiking Panther head first into the mat. ]

JP: Oh that was brutal and uncalled for.

Sully: No it wasn�t, that was bloody marvellous, and that�s one pinball that won�t be bouncing so much anymore.

[ �Master of Puppets� hits once more and Bloodstayne stands over the still profusely bleeding form of Panther. The ref slides over to Panther once more now and as Bloodstayne stands over him menacingly the ref calls for a medic. ]


Wrestling Midwest?
Seen it... It's like watching retarded kids playing basketball...
You just don't have it in you to call the "Double Dribble"...
NLR 24/7

[The camera pans to the back showing the Grudge entering his locker room. He flips the light switch... the light turns on and he smirks letting out a brief chuckle as he walks inside. As he walks inside he comes across a giant fruit basket. He scratches the top of his head and walks over to the Fruit Basket picking up the card that lies on top of it...]

The Grudge: �To my friend The Grudge, no hard feelings, I know you didn�t mean those things you said because you�re just mad that I�m stealing your spotlight. Learn to live with it and the NLR will be a happier place, your friend Claudio Turbine. P.S. Enjoy the Fruit, maybe share some with Troy..�

[Grudge scowls and crumbles the card in his hand tossing it to the ground before picking up the fruit basket and whipping it at the wall...]

JP: Oh My!!

Sully: You know, it's about time we got someone in the NLR with a set of balls...

[ The camera pans to the fans, sitting in their seats as �Remedy� by Seether blares across the arena as the lights dim, the ramp illuminates with several spotlights from the ring to the entrance until the last yellow spotlight shines on the twosome standing at the entrance raising their hands in glory. These two men are none other than �Marvelous� Mario Maurako and �The Ruler of Jattlantis� Jatt Starr. Both men smugly walk down the aisle to more of a mixed reaction. Starr and Triple M walk up the ring steps and enter the ring. Starr and Triple M each take a microphone as the music fades. ]

Sully: I�m excited, are you excited? It�s Jatt Starr! It�s �Marvelous� Mario Maurako! It�s�.it�s�.MARVELOUS!

JP: Contain yourself.

Starr: Friends, Romans, Starrgazers! Lend me your ears! You are being graced by the two most amazing, the two most intelligent, the two best looking people in this arena, �Marvelous� Mario Maurako and the King of Grapple from the Big Apple, Jatt Starr!

Triple M: Right you are, Jatt. How can you compare two physical specimens as ourselves to a bunch of fat-tastic, Molson Ice drinking hobos who look like they�ve indulged in one or two�.hundred helpings of Maple syrup?

[ The crowd begins to boo increasingly. ]

Starr: You can�t, Mario! That�s like saying who weights more? Pauly Shore or Louie Anderson? It�s no comparison!

Triple M: But Jatt, if it weren�t for fatties like that lady over there

[ Triple M begins pointing towards the audience randomly. ]

Triple M: �and that kid there�.and that bald guy there that looks like he needs his own moon�.Marvelburger would not be the success it is today.

Starr: That�s why God gave us obese freaks of nature�.to have us laugh at them and to keep fast food joints in business.

Triple M: It�s not fast food. It�s marvelous food made at a marvelously quick rate.

Starr: But enough with the endorsements. Tonight, we are here to discuss business. NLR business. �Next Level Revolution�! What do you think of when you think of �Next Level Revolution�? Can it be that the NLR is truly the �next level� in this business? One step superior to the competition out there?

Triple M: No.

Starr: NO?

Triple M: No.

Starr: Are you sure?

Triple M: Positive.

Starr: You�re absolutely right. Do you want to know what I see when I look around the NLR?

Triple M: Fat people?

Starr: Besides that.

Triple M: Moronic fans?

Starr: Besides that.

Triple M: I give up.

Starr: Mediocrity!

Triple M: DAMN! I should have known that! I owe you a Marvelburger and a Jattopia fruit drink.

Starr: Make it grape.

Triple M: Absolutely.

Starr: Anyway, I just happened upon the NLR while flipping through the channels the other night after �Survivor� and I just thought what sham this place is.

Triple M: A fraud.

Starr: A total fake.

Triple M: A fraud.

Starr: An blatant deception!

Triple M: A fraud.

Starr: A huge fraud.

Triple M: The biggest.

Starr: Absolutely atrocious.

Triple M: But that�s why we�re here, isn�t it? To expose this place for the counterfeit organization that it is?

Starr: Yes and no! Yes, to the exposing of the truly fraudulent. But there�s more. We are here to FINALLY make the name �Next Level Revolution� a correct statement. NLR, I don�t care if you are Ragonus, Sinnocence, Leonardo, Temp---

Triple M: Don�t you mean Leandro?

Starr: Whatever! We are the elite of this business! The NLR has eeked by for long enough! Now, the Ratings Juggernaut is here! The Dean of Demographics! The Ruler of Jattlantis! Jatt Starr! And next to me, my Duke of Destruction! My Equal in Greatness! The Marquis of Maurako! Triple M! And to prove it�.we are challenging any two people in the audience to prove that we are Simply----

Triple M: Marvelous!

Starr: Okay�.Marvelous�Jattacular�.same thing. Alright! Which one of you claims to be the apex of physical health?

[ The majority of the fans begin raising their hands as Starr and Triple M walk about the ring, randomly pointing. After about forty seconds of this, Starr and Triple M converge in the middle of the ring and secretly discuss their choices. ]

Starr: The decision has been made! But before we choose, the Quebecan King of Grapple DEMANDS a referee to come down here!

[ A few moments pass and an NLR ref comes running down. ]

Starr: Okay! We�re set! And our opponents will be���.

[ Starr then points over to the corner where two men, one very obese and the other very obese sit. ]

Starr: You two! Get up here and take your punishment!

[ The Obese Man and the Muscular Man rise and start to climb the ring barrier when suddenly�. ]

Triple M: NOT YOU TWO! We�re looking for someone who is in good shape! Not someone simply Flabulous!

Starr: And certainly not some steroid pumped up freak! No, we want the two people sitting behind you!

[ The Obese Man and the Muscular Man both turn around and see the two people sitting behind them. One is a twelve year old boy wearing a black T-shirt and has blonde hair. His eyes go as big a globes in fear. Next to him is his mother, a woman in her mid-to-late-thirties, very thin. She is wearing a black blouse and a denim skirt. ]

JP: Oh you have got to be kidding me!

Starr: That�s right, the brat and blonde broad with the busted up face! Get up here!

[ The woman and the boy shake their heads no as the crowd erupts in boos. ]

Starr: Yeah, yeah, yeah�.boo me all you like. If we were in America, then maybe this would be democracy!

Triple M: But you people worship some old decrepit queen, so this is now a totalitarian state!

Starr: And we all know Total has 100% Iron or Fiber or something.

[ Triple M just turns towards Starr who just shrugs. ]

Starr: Come on! Get up here!

[ The woman and the boy reluctantly hop the barrier and walk up the ring steps, into the ring. ]

Triple M: Now we would ask you your name and where you�re from and your hopes and dreams, but quite frankly�.we don�t care.

Starr: But instead, let us fill you in on the rules. This is a standard tag team match. If either one of you pins either one of us, we�ll both retire. No questions asked! Do we understand that?

[ The woman and boy look scared. ]

Triple M: What are you two? DEAF AND DUMB? ANSWER US!

[ They both nod.]

Starr: Oh and the match begins�..

[ Starr kicks the boy in the head, knocking him down as the crowd erupts in boos. ]

Starr:�.NOW! RING THE BELL!

JP: Oh this is just pathetic! Jatt Starr just cheap shot that poor woman!

Sully: I�m not saying anything other than it�s their rules.

[ The ref begins admonishing Starr while Triple M grabs the woman by her hair and throws her face first into the turnbuckle. Starr orders the ref to ring the bell, which he reluctantly does.

DING! DING! DING!

Starr picks up the boy and nails him with the Falling Star driving the kid�s face into the mat. ]

JP: What the hell is that? Starr just implanted that kid into the mat! He�s just sick! He�s a bully!

Sully: He shouldn�t have entered the ring. He could have just sat there in his seat thinking about Pokemon or whatever!

[ Starr proceeds to kick the child out of the ring as Triple M suplexes the woman as the crowd begins chanting �ASSHOLES! ASSHOLES!� Triple M then drops a knee on the woman as Starr goes to the outside, reaching out his hand. Triple M drags the woman, who is screaming, by her hair to the corner and slaps Starr�s hand. ]

Sully: There�s a tag by Triple M, who was just dominating that woman! I�m gonna call him Super Mario from now on!

JP: I�m not even going to dignify that statement by responding to it.

[ Triple M has the woman in a full nelson position as Starr just slaps her repeatedly while the ref counts�.ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!�.Triple M throws down the woman and goes to the outside. Starr lifts the woman up and delivers a DDT! ]

JP: Oh just end this already! This is nauseating!

Sully: Is that an SAT word, JP?

[ Starr covers the woman... The ref counts...
ONE!
TWO!
THR---- Starr lifts her up by the hair from the canvas.

The ref begins yelling at Starr who just smiles. Suddenly, the woman rakes Starr�s face! The crowd cheers! ]

JP: Good for her!

Sully: She should be disqualified!

[ Starr turns around, his face is flush as he looks over at the woman who is on one knee. Suddenly, she is taken down with a boot to the back of the head courtesy of Triple M! Starr, absolutely livid, grabs the woman by the hair and lifts her up. He begins spitting in her face, yelling at her. Suddenly, Starr rips off her blouse revealing a white bra. Starr then begins to choke her with the blouse!

JP: This is not right! Who signed these guys?! This is disgusting! Humiliating the poor woman!

Sully: That�s what she gets for kicking out and clawing Starr�s eyes out!

JP: She did NOT kick out!

Sully: I saw her kick out.

[ The ref begins counting Starr out�.ONE!�.TWO�.THREE�.FO---Starr releases the woman and proceeds to tear up the blouse. Starr drags the woman over to the corner and tags in Triple M. Starr signals to Triple M! Triple M places the woman�s head in between his legs and lifts her up into a powerbomb position. Starr goes to the top rope, grabs the woman in a sleeper hold position. Triple M spins as Starr leaps nailing a devastating Powerbomb-Sleeperhold Drop maneuver! Triple M and Starr both place a single finger on the Woman�s chest as the ref counts�
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

The ref sounds for the bell! ]

Sully: They call that the Starrs Over Maurako!

JP: This is horrible!

[ Starr quickly asks for a microphone as the crowd begins to just fill the arena with boos. Starr rushes over to the unconscious woman. ]

Starr: HEY BITCH! YOU JUST GOT MARIOWNED!

[ Triple M leans in. ]

Triple M: YOU JUST SUFFERED A STARRDIAC ARREST!

[ The crowd is unrelenting, which bothers Starr who grabs the microphone. ]

Starr: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DISRESPECTING SOUND FROM ANY ONE OF YOU DINGLEBERRIES, I WILL BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING I MIGHT REGRET WHEN I�M OLD AND GRAY!

[ The crowd boos louder now. ]

Starr: YOU ASKED FOR IT!

[ Starr immediately removes the woman�s denim skirt revealing her white panties. Then a cup of ice nails Starr in the back of the head. Triple M and Starr immediately retreat out of the ring and up the ramp before the rest of the crowd follows suit leaving the woman half naked in the middle of the ring. ]


Some people live life in the fast lane...
HcW lives in oncoming traffic...
NLR 24/7


[Kyle Bauer is shown walking in the back of the arena... He walks past road crew members eating food when suddenly someone steps in his walking path.... He looks straight forward, his eyes coming in contact with that of Claudio Turbines.]

Claudio Turbine: Oh... Am I in your way?

[Kyle Bauer smirks.]

Kyle Bauer: Yeah. Actually you are. So do yourself a favor and move..

[Claudio rubs his chin...]

Claudio Turbine: Y�know... A lot of people are comparing me to you. And I can�t see why. I�m clearly the better performer. You? You call yourself the King of Extreme. But, in person you look like nothing more then a...

[Claudio gets in Bauer�s face.]

Claudio Turbine: BITCH!

[Kyle�s smirk turns into a deep frown as he becomes angry. Clenching a fist he looks at Claudio.]

Claudio Turbine: I guess you�ll be the first of many to fall victim to �Everything Evil�... Don�t worry. There�s always gotta be one. I�ll see you next week Queen.

[Claudio smirks once more and walks past Kyle shoving his shoulder into Kyle moving him to the side. Kyle stands sideways watching Claudio walk away as Claudio puts his hand up waving, but not turning around...Kyle, not being one to stay punked out walks after Claudio...Claudio quickly turns around and jams the tazer from earlier on in the night into Kyle's rib cage... Kyle's eyes go wide as Claudio holds the tazer into his ribs... Kyle soon falls to the floor as Claudio smirks.]

Claudio Turbine: News flash... I blind side people. They don't blind side me. Good day Bauer.

[Claudio Turbine places his foot on Kyle's head kicking him down to the floor as the road crew rushes over to Kyle's aid... Claudio smirks and walks off once more as the camera pans in on Kyle... barely moving with his eyes wide open in shock.]


W3 is under NEW TEMPORARY MANAGEMENT....
Doesn't matter, their programming is about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy...
You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed...
It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away...
NLR 24/7


Sully: We now take you back to the ring, where the action is already set to take place.

[The camera cuts off to the ring where Jackie Frazier is stood in the centre ready to announce the match.]

Jackie Frazier: This match is scheduled for one fall, Introducing first, Standing at 6' 0'', weighing in at 240 pounds.. LSD!

[LSD bounces out onto the stage, as 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen hits the PA system. As he struts down the ramp, he slaps hands with his fans, he rolls into the ring, as Frazier introduces the next wrestler..]

Jackie Frazier: Next, standing also at 6' 0'', and weighing in at 245 pounds.. Jason Payne!

[Jason walks down the ramp, as 'Sober' by Tool plays in the background, and rolls into the ring.]

Jackie Frazier: And the final competitor in this contest standing at 5'6" and weighting 170lbs...General David McCoy

["Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel hits the speakers, and the crowd give a loud reaction as David 'Bones' McCoy makes his entrance. He walks out looking ready for battle in his trademark Singlet.]

Jackie Frazier: And your special guest referee for this contest......

[LSD, Bones and Jason Payne all look shocked at each other by that announcement.]

Jackie Frazier: Making his return to the NLR after an injury.....

["All my Hate" by Korn blasts over the PA as the crowd goes wild.]

Jackie Frazier: HATE

Sully: Oh my god can you believe this! HATE's going to be the ref for this bloodfest he will let anything go I can just sense it!

JP: Well thats just completely changed the whole outlook of the match HATE is just so unpredictable what the hell made anyone put this guy as a referee in an NLR ring!

Sully: Well it seems he isn't going to be in actual in ring action till the pay per view but he's here now right in the thick of things looking for an opponent to face then and who knows maybe the winner of this match could be that man!

[The fans are going nuts as HATE walks down the ramp in jeans and a referee shirt. He gets to the ring rolls under the bottom rope, he then stands up and raises his hands as the fans cheers take over the arena.]

JP: Looks like HATE is a popular guy around here wouldn't you say?

Sully: : Sure he is him and his brother are quite the team and always bring something new to the table hell he brought a damn garbage truck out here the other month didnt he!

[LSD, Bones and Payne are stood in corners as HATE goes round instructing all the stars that he won't take any crap from anyone. He signals for the bell and this one is underway... (Ding, Ding, Ding) Jason Payne gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from David McCoy. ]

Sully: McCoy just hit Payne with a cheap shot and takes an early advantage in this match.

[ Jason Payne staggers to his feet as Bones steps aside as LSD runs at Payne, the groggy Payne sees LSD and catches him with a Gorilla Press Slam and slams him hard on the mat. As Jason Payne turns around to face Bones he is hit with a vicious kick from him and he drops to one knee. Bones jumps straight on Payne and grabs his arm, Jason Payne's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Bones. Wait whats this LSD ascending the ropes yes Bones doesn't see him, LSD hits Bone's with an elbow from the second turnbuckle causing him to break the hold and all three stars crash to the mat. ]

JP: What an elbow from LSD this kid can fly with the best of them.

[ LSD climbs to his feet. Jason Payne climbs to his feet. LSD attempts a hiptoss on Jason but he flips over lands on his feet and catches LSD with a wicked jawbreaker sending him reeling into the corner. ]

Sully: LSD takes a jawbreaker what a counter by the kid.

[ Now Jason Payne standing. LSD moves back to his feet. LSD hits Payne with the back of his elbow sending him staggering to the ropes. As Payne hangs on the ropes LSD rakes his fingers across his back. ]

JP: LSD executes a back rake what a cheap move but HATE just shrugs it off he isn't going to stop them from going at it.

[LSD uses a snap mare takeover on Payne sending him to the mat and drops a vicous knee to his skull LSD senses he has him where he wants him and goes upstairs and executes a flying elbow. Beautifully executed move and goes for the cover. HATE counts the pin. ...1 ...2 David McCoy kicks LSD off of Payne. ]

Sully: Not even close!

[LSD stands up looks the General in the eyes and attempts a low blow.............. but wait the general saw it coming stepped back and then drove his knee hard into the gut of LSD. LSD is doubled over as Bones hooks in a headlock and signals for a DDT but LSD reverses and backdrops Bones over the top rope and to the arena floor.]

JP: What a match! And HATE is calling it right down the middle which surprises me.

[Now Payne standing and LSD kicks Jason in the stomach. ]

JP: Jason takes a kick to the gut again. Man what a fast paced match this is.

[LSD measures Jason up and drops a closed fist to his skull. LSD gets back to his feet and poses to the crowd. Jason slowly gets up holding his head in pain.Wait he was playing possum as LSD went to grab Payne he hoisted him up onto his shoulders and executes an airplane spin what a move! Payne puts LSD down to his feet and he staggers around the ring and gets caught in a snap mare from Payne and locked into a sleeper. HATE is checking the situation. ... LSD trys to escape but looks like his life is draining. ... LSD trys to escape but he doesnt have the energy.. Jason breaks the hold.

Sully: Why did he break the hold he had him beat right there?

JP: Thats why look Bones is back up!

[David McCoy back in the ring runs at Payne who ducks and McCoy runs into HATE with a clothesline knocking him for a loop.]

Sully: Oh my God Bones just nailed the ref! HATE is down!

[Bones turns and runs back hitting both LSD and Payne with a double clothesline then goes over to check on HATE.]

JP: Looks like HATE is going to let that go he looks a little wobbly though that clothesline almost took his head off.

[LSD moves back to his feet. Bones hooks LSD in the abdominal stretch. The referee is checking the situation. ... David McCoy tightens the hold. ... LSD trys to escape but Bones has the move locked in tight. Wait he managed to escape. Bones drags LSD to the arena floor as Payne uses the ropes to try and climb to his feet but drops back down to the mat. HATE starts the count (.1) David McCoy slams LSD into the ring post, LSD is bleeding as a result.

Sully: Oh my god LSD is wearing the crimson mask Bones just bust him open like a watermelon!

[Bones trys for a power bomb but LSD blocks it.(..2) ]

JP: The floor is covered with blood from that injury and all the competitors are showing signs of fatigue.

[(...3) Bones rakes his fingers across LSD's back. (....4) David McCoy hits LSD with a headbutt to the mid-section doubling him over in pain. (.....5) David McCoy grabs LSD and throws him back into the ring. Payne is up and stomps on Bones as he rolls back in the ring. Payne picks up Bones and short clothslines him down. LSD moves back to his feet. LSD legsweeps Payne. Now Bones getting back to his feet. LSD executes a jawbreaker on David McCoy sending him stumbling back tripping over the fallen Payne. David McCoy clambers to his feet and surprises LSD with an armdrag takedown driving him on to Payne. Bones picks up LSD who brushes him off and chops Bones. Bones shrugs it off and jabs LSD sending him down once again. ]

Sully: jab by David McCoy surely the closed fist isn't allowed.

JP: With HATE as the ref hell this is like an anything goes match!

[David McCoy executes a jumping sidekick on LSD. Payne is back on his feet. Payne takes Bones down with an bulldog from behind. Jason sucks chants start in the crowd but the kid is not phased he knows he's in control of the match. ]

JP: The NLR is the number one wrestling program on television today and this match is showing you why.

[Jason goes upstairs and tries trys for a frog splash but LSD avoids it. LSD rises back to his feet as Bones quick as a cat grabs LSD's leg and locks in a Kneelock submission. HATE asks LSD if he quits. ... ... ... LSD escapes. ]

Sully: I wish every match could be like this!

[Bones pokes LSD in the eyes sending him back to the corner. David McCoy delivers a kick to the gut of LSD. LSD is wide open to Bones attacks. LSD knifehand chops Bones back but Bones just laughs. David McCoy grabs LSD and executes a reverse neckbreaker. Now David McCoy standing he turns and goes to catch Payne with a kick to the gut as he sneaks up on him but Bones gets hit with a dragon screw from Payne. Payne grabs LSD and executes a headlock takedown. ]

Sully: LSD takes a headlock takedown from Payne this match is one for the ages.

JP: Payne posing to the crowd again you would think he would learn. Wait Bones is up on the top rope Payne doesn't see him!

[LSD gets hit with the flying cross body block from David McCoy. HATE counts. ...1 ...2 LSD escapes. ]

JP: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like LSD.

[LSD gets back to his feet. David McCoy gouges LSD's eyes out what a sly move now LSD can't see his opponents. As Bones turns round he is caught by a Flying lariat from Payne. Jason sucks chants start in the crowd again.

Sully: The crowd is all over Jason tonight its as if they really hate him but why he's a great talent!

[ Jason puts David McCoy in an arm grapevine submission and McCoy squirms trying to break the hold which he finally does and he reaches back and snapmares Jason to the mat. Jason quickly gets back to his feet as Bones holds his arm Jason Payne grabs Bones injured arm winds it up and hits a brutal short-arm clothesline sending him hard to the mat. Jason smiles then executes a corkscrew legdrop on David McCoy. ]

JP: Bones takes a corkscrew legdrop Jason looks to have this match going all his way. LSD is still fumbling around from that eye gouge.

[ As Bones watches Payne climb to his feet LSD rolls him up with a school boy. HATE starts the count. ...1 ...2 David McCoy escapes. ]

JP: LSD almost stole the match there what a quick thinking idea.

[ Bones is up again and hits a jumping elbow thrust on LSD. Jason moves back to his feet and slaps Bones. Jason Payne hits David McCoy with a flurry of chops. David McCoy returns the chops and then trys for a snap suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jason. LSD see's his chance and hits a dropkick sending Bones crashing into Payne. Referee HATE is checking on both competitors. LSD drags Jason Payne to the floor. HATE starts the count (.1) LSD chokes Jason Payne with a microphone cable. (..2) LSD trys for a dragon screw but is unable to take Payne to the floor and gets hit with an enziguri.(...3) Jason Payne keeps LSD down with a huge knee to the ribs. Now David McCoy standing in the ring. (....4) David McCoy signals to the crowd he's going to dive to the floor. (.....5) Bones bounces off the far ropes and comes rushing back with a suicide dive onto Payne and LSD as HATE stops the count and goes to check on all three men. All three men are down and hurt as they all slowly make there way back to there feet and slowly climb back into the ring.

Sully: Oh my god Bones took out everyone except HATE that time! Wait Payne is bringing a chair in the ring with him.

[ Payne pushes the chair to one side and uses a snap mare takeover on Bones to take him down then turns to LSD only to get nailed with a double axhandle chop from him. LSD tries to rake the face of David McCoy in attempt to make a come back but McCoy blocks it and executes a swinging bulldog on LSD driving his face into the mat. David McCoy goes up to the top and salutes the crowd as he leaps off and hits Jason Payne with an flying elbowdrop off the top rope. LSD stands up as McCoy works the crowd and hits him with a brutal kick to the back of the head sending him back to the floor once again. LSD turns and Payne has recovered and is waiting, LSD gets snap suplexed by Payne oh and he's going for two yes he hits it and yes a third! Jason Payne stands up and raises his hands as if he's won the damn match. Payne follows David McCoy to the floor HATE starts the count (.1) McCoy kicks Jason in the stomach and executes a sitdown face slam making a sick thud on the arena mats. McCoy grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. LSD is waiting and drives a forearm into McCoy repeatedly, McCoy bites LSD's arm out of desparation and LSD hits him with a back fist sending him to the floor hard. ]

JP: back fist! McCoy is down and out he has to be that was devasting! Wait Payne is up and about and heading to the top!

[Jason Payne with a high crossbody on LSD. Jason sets up a chair and proceeds to send LSD around the world and facefirst hard into the steel chair with the most sickening thud ever heard.

Sully: That was brutal just brutal stop the damn match HATE! LSD was already bust wide open that move just made things ten times worse!

[ Bones is up and moving in the ring and tackles Jason Payne to the ground. Bones knees Jason Payne and rolls back to his feet and proceeds to kick Jason on the mat until he rolls to the floor HATE starts the count (.1) ]

JP: What an outstanding match!

Sully: The whole ring is covered with blood from LSD's injury but the guy keeps going he is truly a star in the making!

[(..2) LSD gets up and Bones clotheslines him over the top to the floor with Jason. ]

JP: LSD executes a flip not that he wanted to Bones sent him for that ride.

[ Jason climbs to his feet & LSD is back on his feet too. (...3) Bones bounces off the ropes and attempts another suicide dive but they both see him and move as the General's body crashing to the floor with noone to break his fall. ]

Sully: Oh my god Bones made a huge mistake there I think that could be him out of the match for good.

[ Payne climbs to his feet. (....4) LSD faceslams Payne onto the floor.(.....5) He pulls Payne back to his feet and fight into the aisle then move back to ringside then back to the aisle then finally back to ringside.

JP: These two are really going at it trading left and rights there's blood everywhere its like a crash scene out here with bodies all over!

[ LSD and Jason move back into the ring as they do Payne gets hit with an elbow smash from Payne.]

Sully: Wait! Can it be! Bones is making it to his feet!

[ David McCoy is back on his feet and rolls into the ring and runs at both Payne and LSD and takes them down with a double spear then applies an illegal chokehold on Jason Payne. Bones is not looking and gets hit from behind with an elbow smash from LSD who then goes to pin Payne. HATE counts. ...1 Bones kicks LSD off of Jason. ]

JP: He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Bones hits LSD with a chop. ]

Sully: Jason takes a chop from the General thats gonna hurt in the morning.

[David McCoy with a big boot to Payne. Bones stomps on Jason's head then attempts to go for a high risk move one again. Payne gets hit with the Frog splash from Bones. HATE counts the pin. ...1 ...2 LSD kicks Bones off of Payne. ]

JP: Not even close!

Sully: It seems when ever someone has the win the other guy is there to break it up they need to take someone out of this match for good!

[Jason hits David McCoy with a headbutt to the mid-section then discus punches him. ]

JP: LSD is back on the top rope how many risks will these guys take?

[ LSD jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Bones. Referee HATE makes the count. ...1 David McCoy kicks out. and LSD rolls to ringside for a breather]

Sully: LSD should have known better than to try a flying bodypress press he needs to take Payne or Bones out.

[Bones gets up and trys for a vertical facebuster but is to weak to lift Payne instead he hooks him up and DDT's him hard to the mat.]

Sully: These guys are almost as good as me. Wouldn't you agree?

JP: Not in this life time.

[Bones hits a running forearm smash on Payne's face as he struggles up to his feet. ]

Sully: Follows up with a running forearm smash.

[LSD grabs Bones ankle and pulls him out to the floor.]

JP: LSD can't get a pin at ringside.

[HATE starts the count (.1) ]

Sully: This is quality sports entertainment!

[LSD kicks Bone's below the belt and piledrives Bone's head first into the floor.]

JP: Bones is likely to be pinned if only LSD had him in the ring.

[ LSD rolls back in the ring leaving Bone's out on the floor only to be caught by Payne and a reverse neckbreaker. Jason rolls onto LSD connecting with a knee. Payne short lariats LSD. ]

JP: Payne executes a perfectly timed short lariat.

[Payne rolls onto LSD connecting with a knee again keeping him down on the mat. Payne executes a legdrop and an elbow drop. ]

JP: Jason with an elbow drop to LSD keeping him down but what this yes I think HATE is calling for medical attention for Bones who still is not moving on the floor!

Sully: What with Bones seemingly unconcious and LSD a bloody mess I think Payne has this match won!

JP: Don't count Bones or LSD out yet oh god this one must be coming to a close soon they can't take much more punishment like this surely!

[ Outside the ring, a figure has crawled from under the ring, and begins rolling Bones back in behind HATE... The man, dressed in all black, makes a noise, and HATE turns around sees Bones back into the ring, and walks over to check on him, as the masked man rolls into the ring... Jason Paynne rises, but is kicked in the gut, and caught with a move resembling HATES very own Modified Running Powerbomb/Piledriver... The fans go into an uproar as McCoy stirs, and crawls over as the masked man escapes the ring... The masked man runs out through the crowd, and near an exit, pulls off the hood to reveal Hates twin brother, Scorpion... By that time, Bones has made the pin attempt...

Hate drops... 1...
2...
3!!!
McCoys' music Goes off, as HATE gives his brother the thumbs up, and Scorpion retreats within, as HATE raises McCoy up, unknowing of what has just occured, and he raises his arm, as the show cuts out to commercial... ]


GLADIATOR is coming....
[The Ad reveals the logo as a voice over begins to play...]
�Halloween Night, home to the things that go bump in the night...
But this year... it�ll be home to something more...�
[ The screen cracks, then shatters into fragments each cutting to the NLR Superstars doing what they do best in there own center stage...]
�The NLR invites you to the Greatest Wrestling Pay Per View of the year...�
[ GLADIATOR flashes across the screen...]
�A Legacy will either continue, or become crushed by brutal opposition... "
[ Leandro looks at the screen, and punches his hand, the look of the Beast across his visage... ]
�Where Legacy becomes Legandary...�
[ The scene fades out.]

[Coming back from commercial, we find the General Manager of Hysteria, Jimmy Pez stepping between the ropes with a mic in his hand. He has the same pin-striped suit on, and adjusts his purple tie as he finds the centre of the ring. Jimmy wears a smile that shows confidence, and the uncertain, concerned face that we saw earlier tonight is nowhere.. Jimmy lets the crowd give him the mixed reaction, some cheering, others jeering, and awaits for the noise to die down.]

Sully: Jimmy Pez is in high spirits now!!

JP: Thats right, fans.. This isn't the same Uncle Jimmy I spoke to earlier today, no sir!

Sully: Well, I think he's got an ace up his sleeve, JP..

JP: Well, he was certainly leaning towards that at the end of our interview..

[The screen splits in half, and a small screen of the earlier interview is shown again. After we witness Jimmy Pez acknowledging the rift between himself and Leandro for the second time tonight, the screen goes back to normal. Jimmy Pez stands inside the ring, and brings the mic up to his lips, keeping that weasel smile on his unshaven face..]

Jimmy Pez: You know.. A couple of days ago, I was feeling the worst I had felt in almost a year. For a long time, I've been on top of the world being the manager of The Mexican Convict.. The most dominating superstar in the world today, and the man who has created a Legacy unlike anyone. Leandro has made my life.. Well, in the words of Troy Knight.. "Gold"!

[The crowd cheer, mostly for the shameless Troy Knight name dropping. It only takes a couple of seconds for Jimmy's annoying voice to cut through the noise..]

Jimmy Pez: But recently, almost everything was taken away from me.. And it was all my fault. My client, El Mexicano Condena, had his trust betrayed by me, and the rift between the two of us has become titanic.. But that all changes right now! Because tonight.. I am giving Leandro something priceless. Something that he could never imagine.. Some ONE who will change his life! [The crowd cheer, but some definite jeers for the sneaky Jimmy Pez can be heard.. Some out there don't trust Uncle Jimmy, that much is clear.]

Jimmy Pez: Now I know what you're thinking.. And as much as I would love to give Leandro his daughter, right here and right now.. I'm sorry, but that's just not on the cards. The child of The Beast is still out there, and I'm doing my very best to find her..

[The crowd start to turn on Jimmy Pez, booing him relentlessly..]

Jimmy Pez: Which brings me to the one person I can bring out right now, who will change his life.. And make both of ours a helluva lot easier! Ladies and gentlemen.. Introducing my new personal assistant.. Many of you will know him, some of you may not, but soon enough his name will become synonymous with "Good Samaritan".. He is going to be the one man who will track down Leandro's daughter, and bring The Beast his only child..

.....

"THE PHOENIX" JONNY SWAN!!!!

[The crowd suddenly whip into a frenzy of cheers, jeers and confusion, as the opening notes of "All Along The Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix play over the speakers. A familiar face for some, and not for others, appears on the stage.. Darkly handsome, with a chiseled jaw and goatee, he struts down the ramp with a proud smile on his face. Decked out in a fitted suit, and stylish maroon sunglasses, Jonny Swan ignores the fans at ringside, holding out their hands..]

Sully: Jonny who?

JP: Jonny Swan, Sully.. I know about this guy, he's been around the business a number of years now. But I really have no idea what he's doing out here tonight..

Sully: Well this guy is Jimmy Pez's ace up his sleeve, that much is obvious.. I guess he's here to help Leandro get his daughter back, right?

JP: Something about this doesn't sit right, Sully..

[Jonny Swan heads to ringside, adjusting his suit as he heads up the steel steps, confidently. Jimmy Pez holds both hands up, applauding his new personal assistant, and wearing a smile as wide as ever! Jonny Swan walks through the ropes like he's done it a thousand times before, and holds out a silver-ringed hand.. Jimmy Pez shakes it eagerly and brings the mic to his mouth, cutting Swan's music off..]

Jimmy Pez: You look like a million bucks in that suit, Swan!

[The Phoenix smiles, and calls for a mic of his own, walking to the ropes.. Jimmy Pez looks like he's about to explode from sheer excitment, of just having Jonny Swan beside him. Swan takes a mic, and prepares to address the NLR crowd for the first time]

Jonny Swan: Thank you, Mr. Pez.. It is my honour to be here tonight, in front of this wonderful crowd with a manager as esteemed and powerful as yourself! Your name is famous, Mr. Pez.. And I'm more than happy to be at your service.

[The crowd give a mixed reaction, mostly jeers at what is going on.. But that doesn't stop Jonny Swan from continuing, Pez smiling smugly the whole time.]

Jonny Swan: Now although I've had many victories throughout my illustrious career.. Many highs, and well, a couple of lows.. I am looking forward to this next step as much as anything, and I guarantee.. I guarantee to you all here tonight, that Jonny Swan is going to find Lenonandro's baby boy!!

[The crowd half laugh, half jeer.. But Jimmy Pez suddenly goes a deep shade of crimson. He quickly rushes to Jonny Swan's ear, and whispers what we are all thinking..The expression of The Phoenix doesn't change, except a modest smile escapes over his handsome face.]

Jonny Swan: Heh.. My apologies, ladies and gentlemen. Honest mistake, really.. Tonight, it's all about to change for the Legacy Champion. I am here to make sure that he gets exactly what he deserves.. I'm here to bridge the gap between manager and client. Sure, it's my job.. But I do it.. Because it's right.

[Jimmy Pez immediately starts to applaud the words of Jonny Swan, as the personal assistant to the General Manager drops the mic to the canvas. "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix plays over the speakers once again, and Jimmy Pez rushes to Swan with a wide smile, shaking his hand eagerly. The crowd shower the two in jeers, but both ignore them, as Pez holds up Swan's arm and points at him enthusiastically.]

JP: Well, I guess things juts got easier for Leandro.. But I wouldn't be so sure. I said earlier something about this doesn't taste right, and Im sticking to my words.

Sully: This Jonny Swan guy is great!!

JP: I dont know about him, Sully.. Something tells me he isn't exactly in this for the "Good Samaritan" label.

[ And then, again, time to pay the bills... ]


The HCW thinks because they have "Saint Xover" that they're better than us?
Please...
They would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle....
So sit down, and shut it you guys....
NLR 24/7


[ The sound of a violin playing begins softly, but audibly, it�s volume growing. From the entrance ramp comes a pair of tall men, their features hidden by their wide-brimmed hats and trench coats. They look around briefly, and step onto the ramp, throwing back their coats, revealing their Armani suits and Tommy guns, which they raise up, and the distinctive sound of a Tommy barrage blasts through the arena, the lights strobing ferociously.

After a few seconds of this, the sounds stop, and are replaced by the sound of "Woke Up This Morning" playing. From the darkened entrance comes the 6'6" frame of the Italian Amazon, Shauna Soprano, bedecked out in a Versace original that barely hides her ample charms as she saunters to the ring, a sultry half-smile on her face. The twins follow, one holding the ring rope down for her, while the other follows her into the ring. In the center of the ring, she rips off her dress, revealing an Italian flag patterned French-cut leotard. The twin takes the dress and retires to the outside.

About that time, 'Give 'Em Hell Kid' by My Chemical Romance hits the PA system, but Kyle Bauer does not appear on the ramp... An announcement is made by Frazier, explaining the situation at hand.... ]

Jackie Frazier: Due to an injury suffered at the hands of Claudio Turbine this evening, Kyle Bauer will "NOT" be appearing in the following match, making this a Handicapped match!!!

[ The fans cheer, until the announcement is finished ]

Jackie Frazier: Guido & Nunzio will be partnering with Shauna Soprano!!!

[ Three on two, the fans now boo at this, but Soprano looks pleased... ]

Jackie Frazier: And Making their way to the ring at this time...

[ �Heart of a Champion� hits over the speakers and the crowd is on there feet screaming for the imminent arrival of the Excess champion Ragonus.]

Jackie Frazier: Weighing in tonight at 240 Lbs and hailing from the Shadows, he is the current and defending NLR Excess champion Ragonus.

[Rags walks slowly through the entrance curtain.. The crowd give Rags a sustained standing ovation as he heads to the ring. Smoke has filled the arena to knee deep by the time Rags gets to the ring and he jumps out of it onto the ring apron before vaulting over the top into the rope. ]

Jackie Frazier: And his Partner...

[ The arena goes dark as Cheap Trick's The Flame plays (orchestral arrangement).. A Loud Bright Pyro fireball explodes over ring, and
"POOF"
The Flame appears in ring....

The bell goes off, and The Flame and Soprano start in the ring with a collar and elbow tie-up... The Flame walks Soprano backwards towards the corner... At the last second, she turns around and puts The Flame in the corner. Shauna brings up her fist and looks like she�s going to plant one on The Flame, but she lowers it and breaks cleanly, walking over, and hugs the referee... His back is turned, and Nunzio sneaks in from behind, and lands a boot to the midsection of The Flame, followed by three more... He sneaks out, Guido steps in, and sends a small flurry of right hands to The Flames masked head... He leaves as Shauna lets go of the referee, and heads back over... Ragonus was yelling at the ref to quit screwing around, but the referee seems rather taken by Shauna... As she meets The Flame in her corner, she is met with two big right hands from The Flame, almost dazing her.... She takes a step back and goes for a clothesline, but The Flame ducks, and grabs her by the neck and falls back, delivering a neckbreaker... The Flame goes for a cover, but only gets a 1 count... ]

JP: Nice pinfall attempt!

Sully: Too bad he failed. huh?

[ The Flame picks Soprano up and throws her to the ropes... As she comes back towards him, The Flame slips around and hooks on a sleeper... The ref checks the hold to make sure it�s not a choke. Soprano stumbles around the ring with the weight of The Flame on top of her, then makes way towards the ropes... Instead of grabbing the rope to break the hold, she dives between the second and third rope, sending both grapplers crashing to the floor... Soprano lands on her feet and waits for The Flame to stand up, when he does, he's jumped by "The Goons" corner him, and all three begin trading punches.... The Flame gains the upper hand, but from the apron, Shauna jumps down, connecting with a double axe handle. They begin triple-teaming The Flame on the outside, with the ref occupied with Rags on the inside of the ring, trying to get to his partner. Nunzio grabs The Flame and holds his arms behind his back as Guido jumps back and runs at the pair... The Flame ducks down and Guido lands a hard right hand to Nunzios head, knocking him to the ground... The Flame turns around, and hits a clothesline on Guido, landing him right next to Nunzio. The Flame rolls back into the ring, and tags Ragonus... ]

JP: The Flame change out here.

Sully: Is that why he tagged Ragonus in?

[ Soprano rolls into the ring, taking the legal position and quickly kicks Ragonus in the gut and then pulls him off his knees and throws him into the ropes... However, Rags reverses, and connects with a chin buster. He picks Soprano up, and hits a suplex, rolling over and hooks the leg for a pin. ONE!
TWO!
Kickout!!

Ragonus picks up Shauna and brings her to his corner, making the tag back to The Flame. The Flame walks around the ring, then takes off running at Soprano, hitting a big knee to her head, against the ladder backing... He picks Shauna up and tosses her outside to the floor... As Guido starts yelling at the ref, drawing his attention, Nunzio grabs a chair, and runs around the ring, and he slams it into the gut of Ragonus, dropping him down... Nunzio drops the chair and picks Ragonus up, irish whipping him into a clothesline!!! Shauna has gotten back into the ring, while The Flame is in her corner, making Guido eat ladder buckle... Back outside Nunzio grabs the chair again, and sends it crashing into Ragonus' back... He drops the chair, and slowly makes his way to his side of the ring... On the other side, The Flame has been kicked in the groin from behind, and Soprano grabs him by the mask, and whips him into the ropes... She tries for a clothesline but The Flame ducks... As he comes back off, Soprano turns around and the two slam heads. Both fall to the mat... The ref begins to count.

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Soprano starts to roll towards her corner...
FOUR!
The Flame has grabbed the middle rope, and begins to pull himself up...
FIVE!
SIX!
Both participants crawls backwards towards his corner...
SEVEN!
Soprano pulls herself to her feet, and The Flame does as well... The Flame stands for a moment, looking at Ragonus, still dazed, and he falls face-forward with his arm extended. Ragonus reaches out and slaps it... He enters the ring to cheers, as Soprano slaps the shoulder of Nunzio. and BOTH hired thugs enter the ring... Rags takes Guido down with a Lou Thez press, raining punches down to his head. Nunzio sends a stray kick that lands on the bridge of Rags' nose, causing instant blood. Ragonus reels back from the blow, grabbing his nose, but then quickly makes it to his feet as Nunzio moves towards him... Guido, who rolled out of the ring, is on his feet now, but still a bit dazed. He rolls back into the ring and grabs Rags leg, tripping him up and bringing him to the mat. Nunzio crawls on top of Ragonus and hooks a rear naked choke, as Shauna is barking commands from their corner... ]

JP: That has got to hurt..

Sully: Want me to demonstrate?

[ The Flame is to his feet and he walks up and stomps the choke free, Soprano comes in, and those two begin trading punches... The Flame gains the upper hand, as the ref is trying to break them up. The ref orders both out of the ring as Ragonus makes it to his feet, and tosses the entering Guido back out of the ring... Soprano gets behind Rags and hits a low blow as The Flame heads to his corner, and begins to climb the ladder... Ragonus drops to his knees and Nunzio turns him around and gets ready to deliver a Power Bomb... The Flame dives off the ladder with a backflip off tower to missile dropkick to the jaw of Nunzio... Ragonus uses the momentum to flip and get the quick three count, as Guido and Soprano get back in the ring, stomping on Ragonus... The Flame is back up, and he and Ragonus fight back the three and Shauna escapes up the ramp early, followed by her cronies screaming her revenge at the two men celebrating in the ring...

Jackie Frazier: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH RAGONUS AND THE FLAME!!!


Jack Harley, err, Heart of WEW now has a title...
Maybe that'll shut him up...
Cause when he is at a loss for words, his loss is our gain...
NLR 24/7


[Claudio is seen again, this time, shown walking into the parking lot.]

JP: What now?

[The camera pans out showing a metal bat in his hand, that of what The Grudge used on Leandro last week... Claudio walks over to a car... that looks a lot like the car from one of Grudge�s last promos. ]

Claudio Turbine: Want to destroy my fruit basket, Grudge?!

[Claudio brings the bat down across the windshield shattering it in the center.]

Claudio Turbine: You will RESPECT me! I�m the next Legacy Champion not you!

[Claudio brings the bat down over one of the rear view mirrors.]

Claudio Turbine: Objects ARE closer then they appear!

[Claudio brings the bat into the driver side window...the glass shattering into a million pieces.]

Claudio Turbine: You ungrateful bastard. Enjoy the Main Event. After I�m done with you the public will see the lie you�re living! The Grudge, this may sound cliche... but I have a GRUDGE with you now! The Legacy Championship IS MINE! Face facts!

[Claudio brings the bat down into the back seat window shattering that as well...he walks away going over to a limousine waiting in the wings. He gets inside and slams the door shut as the limo speeds off out of the parking lot and out of the arena.]

JP: Seems Claudio has left the building!


We've got two words for Ben Harlum, owner of WEW
Facial Sodomy...
His reply?
Don't be silly, you know Ben doesn't talk with his mouth full...
NLR 24/7


JP: Folks, what we have coming up next is one hell of a main event, in ANY federation....

Sully: The Grudge and Fear will battle for the third since NLR has opened and ever since the first have had a little rivalry going on.

[" Helter Skelter" rings out of the PA system as the crowd erupt into a mass of boos. He walks from the beneath the curtain and stands on the top of the ramp looking a little angry a quite vicious]

Jackie Frazer: Weighing in at 23llbs, he is the number one contender, The Grudge.

["You suck" cheers erupt as he paces down the ramp shrugging is shoulders off. He finally slips into the ring and runs up the turnbuckles. He points to his waist and the fan's chant 'Leandro'. He smirks and gets down off of the rope.]

JP: Jeez he looks pissed off Sully.

Sully: He's probably mad about his fruit basket.

[ "Liberate" echoes out as Fear comes out to a louder cheer than usual. Afterall he is facing the man hated most in the NLR. His eyes are set on Grudge who has his arms wide open shouting 'Lets have it'. Fear shrugs his shoulders as he stands atop of the ramp.]

Jackie Frazer: Weighing in at 245llbs...He is "The Demon Knight" Fear!

[ Fear runs angrily to the ring and slides in. He runs at The Grudge as they exchanged fists. Smack after smack they try to stand their ground. Finally Fear gets a sweet punch and knocks The Grudge hurtling back into the turnbuckles. Fear picks The Grudge up by his hair and whips him against the rope. The Grudge comes back and Fear takes him down with a large clean clothesline. The Grudge holds his nose which bleeds a little as Fear once again pulls him to his feet.]

JP: First blood has been drawn.

Sully: That was some clothesline.

[ He puts The Grudge's head between his legs and lift him up for a powerbomb. The Grudge somehow gains enough momentum to hit a hurricana which sends Fear hurtling over the rope and landy harshly outside the ring. The Grudge looks over the ropes smiling at him and then runs against the other side. He comes back within four foot of the ropes and dive over the top in a plancha sort of move as Fear tried to get to his feet.]

JP: Holy shit that had some velocity!

Sully: Especially for a big man like The Grudge.

[Both men lies as the referee begins to count...

1
2
3

The Grudge gets up and picks Fear up with him. He rolls him into the ring. Fear lies presumably out cold as The Grudge climbs to the top bit of the ladder and screams "fuck it". He jumps from the top in an attempt to land a leg drop. Fear rolls out of the way and The Grudge lands on his legs. He rolls over holding them as Fear pulls himself up by the ropes. The Grudge finally gets to his feet and Fear runs at him sending him flying backwards into the ladder with a big boot sort of move. The Grudge stands sprawled out against the ladder.]

JP: That ain't gonna help Grudge's mood.

Sully: And when things change... That ain't gonna help Fear's face.

[ Fear grabs Grudge's head and begins to smash it against the ladder again and again. The referee getsin the way and pulls Fear over to the centre. Fear shouts at him loudly as The Grudge smiles and hits a spear from the back. The referee is sent flying backwards and out cold as his Fear. The Grudge looks down at the referee and realises he is out cold. He rolls outside the ring and lifts the side material up and begins to look underneath. He pulls out a hardered black case which looks like something a lawyer would have a rolls into the ring.]

JP: what the hell has he got that for.

Sully: He's probably got some business decisions to make.

[ Fear is halfway to his feet but the referee remains unstirred. The Grudge runs at Fear and cracks him around the back of the head with the briefcase, which sends him back to the ground. The Grudge walks over to the rope and and leans against it as he opens up the case. He looks in it and smiles as the fans boo around him. From it he pulls a bag and then a piece of wood wrapped in barbwire. He throws the briefcase into the corner as he empty the thumbtacks, circling Fear. He awaits Fear's rise and when he does he cracks the barbwire covered woodd right between Fear's eyes. Fear is initially sent down, he holds his head it bleeds.]

JP: Hasn't he got a soul.

Sully: He sure has a lotta spunk and ain't afraid to do what's neccessary.

[ He tosses the blood-stained weopan outside the ring and runs from behind the dazed, bloody and confused Demon Knight. He bulldogs him onto the thumbtacks which worsen his already sustained injury. He tries it again.... He climbs the ladder and this time hits a successul leg drop on the back of Fear's head which leaves him holding his neck and moaning in agony. The Grudge is feeling it as he rises to his feet and drops an elbow on the back of Fear's neck resulting in further damage. Fear's yelp is heard loudly across the arena.]

JP: He's working on that neck.

Sully: Fear can sure feel it can't he.

[ The Grudge picks up the brief case and puts it in the centre. He grabs fear and sets up for The Grudge ender after a kick to the gut. Fear manages to overpower him and send him flying backwards and hit him with a large amount of punches which sink heavily into The Grudge's face.]

JP: Fear's on the come back...

Sully: I'm sure the The Grudge will reverse it somehow.

[ The Grudge just tries to push Fear off but to no avail. Finally fear gets to his feet and jumps a little, up and down. The Grudge makes his way to his feet and is immediately put in the powerbomb position. This time there are no reversals. Fear sends him crashing into the mat, sprawled out in pain. He lifts The Grudge's leg and begins to hack at it with a series of short but powerful kicks. He then puts The Grudge in a leg lock of some sort, like a half liontamer. The Grudge's face is marked with pain as he tries to reach for the ropes.]

JP: I think Fear has it here...

Sully: That's some inventive lock...

[The referee still hasn''t stirred as The Grudge manages to hook his free legs between the those of Fear and give him a nut-shot. Fear legs go immediately and grabs his crouch to check everything is still there. The Grudge stalks him and when Fear turns around The Grudge kicks him in the same place against and before Fear can fall he locks him in place.]

JP: It's time for The Grudge Ender...

Sully: You've though well Fear...

[ Fear puts up a struggle but The Grudge knees him there onces again and goes for the suplex, into the neckbreaker onto the brief case. The Grudge throws the briefcase out of the ring and awakes the referee who holds his head. He rolls over as The Grudge hooks the leg... 1...2...3.]

Jack Frazier: Here is your winner.... The Grudge!

[ The look on Grudges face as his music hits is maddening... The referee raises his arm, and he throws the other one up to match high, high, into the air... He looks back down at the rocked body of his opponent Fear, and falls on top of him with an arm bar, stretching muscle, bone and limb... Fear screams at the top of his lungs and starts tapping with his free hand as Grudge begins to take out months worth of fustration, and anger on his opponent... Grudge leans back, and jerks on the neck and arm and reefs at while the bell rings over and over, and the referee tries to pull Grudge off... After several moments, Grudge lets Fear go, and grabs the referee punching him in the face, sending him crumpling in a heap to the mat.. ]

JP: MY GOD, TALK ABOUT UNSPORTSMAN-LIKE CONDUCT!!

[ Grudge goes back, putting a knee to Fears back, and stretches his arm up backwards, keeping him stomach to the floor... Fear continues tapping his hand against the mat frantically... Moments later, the carnage has continued, and Fear passes out from the pain...]

JP: WHAT THE HELL GRUDGE? LET HIM GO!!!

Sully: Looks to me like Grudge finally has regained his Edge, this is Brilliant!!

[ The Grudge reaches down picking Fear back up and nailing him with the Grudge Ender again... ]

JP: The Grudge is a Bastard! A dirty, rotten Bastard!!!

[ The Grudge looks down at Fears lifeless body. Breathing heavily as he stares at him, then he walks over to the cornerladder, climbing it and ends the night off by taunting the crowd... Next weeks Main Event already solid in his mind... ]

JP: What a dispicable, dispicable way to end the night... This is Completely disgusting...

[Camera pans in on Grudge who stares at Fear as EMT�s rush down to his aid. Fade to black. ]


If there's an idea in the creative behind NLCW, it's in solitary confinement...
NLR 24/7


[ It's been a big night... Lots of Controversy... "Big" Ed may not be the acting GM right now, but as a member of the NLR Creative, he feels pretty damn good about tonights show... Johnson walks out of the security door into the carpark in his smart suit and cap. He whistles as he walks, swinging his car keys around his finger. He comes to his car and his face contorts and turns red with anger...He shouts.]

"Big" Ed Johnson: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

[ The windows are caved in and broken, the lights are smashed, the wing mirrors have been knocked off. All the sides have been hit or one place walks around the car examining the damages. The back window has also been caved in.[

"Big" Ed Johnson: Whoever the hell has done this is losing their fucking job!

[ He ragefully brushes the glass out of the frame, fuming over the vanalism of his new car... ]

"Big" Ed Johnson: DAMMIT!!!

[And the show ends with "Big" Ed Johnson standing with his face pulsating as the camera zooms in on his face....

Fin... ] 1

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