Sully: So I'm walking down the hallway in the back a few weeks back, And there's this door open see? So I peek in and who do I catch coming out of the shower? Sinnocence! So I gulp and ask her... oh, we're on? HELLO everybody and welcome to Hysteria!
JP: Another Bracket of stars to pass through tonight and I assure you the excitement will be non-stop... This will be one of the greatest events in recent memory in NLR, and now we're ready for the first elimination match.
Sully: Here comes Naz!!!
[ "Heart of Asia" by Watergate hits and all in the arena stand and begin to boo as out comes Naz Jackie Frazier announces his vitals... When he gets to the ring, Naz does a few stretches before his opponent arrives.
The pulsating reverberations of "Attack" by 30 Seconds to Mars hits, and Kyle Bauer parts the curtains as the fans are treated to another glimpse at one of the youngest and most talented pure wrestlers in the NLR... Frazier calls out his stats as Bauer makes his way to the ring... Once in, he and Naz charge out and immediately start to shake hands, but Kyle jerks his back and brushes his hair back, while the fans laugh... Naz looks annoyed, as both men step back and circle one another warily. ]
JP: They look like they're both pumped up for this one!
[ Naz motions and the two lock-up. He easily powers his smaller opponent into the corner and just as Kyle is raising his arms for a clean break, Naz sends a rapid right into his cheekbone, completely jarring him! The crowd boos as the "Bengali Tiger" continues to send hard rights, followed by left-handed chops into him, sending a clear message to the fans that the "kid-gloves" are off for this one. He finally relents enough to grabs Bauer's arm and Irish-Whips him across the ring, sending Kyle crashing hard into the turnbuckle: hard enough for him to stumble out and be back-bodydropped by Naz!! But in the match's first counter, Bauer slips off his back using an awkward motion and lands on his feet directly behind Naz. In a beautifully chained move, he grasps Naz around the waist and flips the Tiger almost right out of his wrestling boots, the fans instinctively popping.
Now it is Bauer in control as Naz is on hands and knees, trying to shake the stars from his vision. Kyle drags him up by the hair, ignoring a punch to the midsection. He locks Naz's arm over his shoulder and with a mighty snap, suplexes him up and over. Bauer rolls off and waits for a few seconds as Naz slowly regains his feet. Bauer times his attack perfectly, rushing with momentum, grabbing Naz in a quick headlock from behind and then following through with a running bulldog, sending him back to the mat. Kyle quickly rolls Naz over and the count comes in...
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But a firm kickout indicates that Naz is far from finished. ]
JP: Bauer looks determined in there. I think the match is his to lose. If he doesn't commit any big mistakes, he'll take the whole Tournament.
Sully: He's still got some Major Competition in Fear, Grudge, and scariest of all, Gunman Stinger to contend with...
JP: Never mind. Just watch the match...
[ Bauer, having a few seconds to adopt new strategy on the fly, sees Naz as not pinnable at the moment. He goes for the legs... He yanks Naz's leg up, twisting him on the mat, and using a standing leg twist. Then he drops a pointed elbow right into the inner half of Naz's knee. The Bengali Tiger groans in pain and thrashes uncomfortably wildly from the one drop. Kyle gets up to grand-stand, but Naz scrambles back to his feet as Kyle turns around a second too early... He closes in first but gets a hard left hand to the solar plexus. Then it is Naz who grabs a pair of legs and pulls them out from under him! Maintaining his grip on Bauer's legs, Naz locks him up and slingshots the voice of "Hang-Time" into the corner! Bauer was totally shocked by the move and couldn't bring his arms up quick enough to ward off the ladder that crashes into his forehead!]
JP: Bauer is cut!
Sully: Oh that looks like a nasty one! happen.
[ An uncaring Naz is pressing his attack. As Kyle turns around, Naz sends a nasty right hand into the spot where the blood is oozing from on the Bauer's forehead! Kyle is understandably floored as Naz closes in, mounting his chest and then send fist after fist into the deep cut, opening it even wider! Finally the referee has seen enough, stopping Naz and warning him of possible disqualification. Naz smirks at the ref and hearing the boos from the crowd, he turns and smirks at them too. But he isn't done playing on Bauer's weakness. He quickly yanks him up by the now crimsoned locks and shoves his head roughly into a piledriver position. Naz lifts and then mercilessly piledrives Bauer into the mat, leaving a large smear when the body of Kyle flops over onto his side. ]
JP: That was a nasty piledriver.
Sully: My man Nazs' got no mercy in this one.
[ Naz forces Bauer onto his back and covers him.
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And a late kickout by Kyle �OHHH'S� emerge from the crowd as they were counting right along with the referee. Naz decides to power the bloody Kyle down some more and hauls him back to his feet. Locking him up, he lifts Bauer and holds him into position, smirking at the crowd.. before slamming Bauer down.. Naz makes another cover, firmly hooking a textbook leg for the cover.
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And another late, late, Bauer kickout! Naz sits on his haunches, nodding his respect to his opponent. ]
JP: This match is truly amazing!
Sully: You say that about every match!
[ The referee is concerned with Bauer's condition and asks him as both men sit a ways apart after the pin was broken if he can continue. Kyle angrily pushes the ref aside, not caring anymore about anything other than escaping this marathon with a win. Naz has gritted his teeth and regained his feet with a slight limp. Bauer has come to his own wobbly feet, his face the proverbial �crimson-mask'.
Naz looks dejectedly over at Bauer, who is already rolling to his feet once more! Kyle signals to someone in the back, and "Larger Than Life" begins to play to the crowd, who ROARS their approval... Naz looks to the entrance way, as Kyle sneaks in from behind with a rollup... and the referee drops... ]
JP: He's taken a cheap advantage!!!
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JP: He's got the Tights!!!
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Sully: Genius, pure genius!!!
[ Naz has realized what is going on and begins to thrash, but... ]
JP: His feet are on the ropes for Leverage!!!
[3!!! The referee calls for the bell as Bauer leaves the ring in a hurry, with Naz pounding the mat in anger... ]
Jackie Frazier: YOUR WINNER... Advancing to the Next Round, Kyle Bauer!!!
[ The crowd explodes as Kyles music continues to pump out, as the camera pans to JP, who just shakes his head, mouth agape at what he's just witnessed... ]
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