[We cut to the backstage area where the crowd, at least those �in the know� anyway, pop as the see current WoC Dark Champion pacing back and forth. It�s none other than the leader of Talent Challenged Wrestling, �Little� Joey Average. He is in an empty space of the backstage area.]
Joey: NLR� Next Level Revolution!
[Huge pop from the crowd in the arena watching on the big screen.]
Joey: Next Level Revolution? What kind of name is that? Nude Ladies Revolting, now that�d be cool but Next Level Revolution? Hell, Ninjas Lactating in Rio would be better than Next Level Revolution�..
Voice: Yo, the posse is in the house!
[The irritating voice is from none other than Vegas Boy, the 20 year old pain in the ass member of the TCW.]
Vegas: Dude, I got what you wanted.
Joey: What I wanted? I didn�t ask you for anything.
Vegas (ignoring Joey): BRING IT IN!!!
[A giant, very old school �Space Invaders� arcade machine is wheeling in on a dolly by Vegas� nearly identically year older brother, Blackjack Kid. He sets it down next to Vegas.]
Joey: What�s this monstrosity?
Vegas (eyes wide open): Dude, this is a mint condition Space Invaders machine.
Joey: So?
Vegas: So, you said you wanted Invaders. I brought you fu*king Invaders!!!
Joey: Ya dumbass, I said WE are the Invaders here in the NLR!
Vegas: Oh, interesting�.
[The crowd laughs.]
Voice: Sweet, Space Invaders!
[That voice is from the Baby-Oil Assassin himself, Stringbean Melly. He is the second in command of the TCW. He has a knapsack flung over his shoulder.]
Melly: Plug this thing in and let�s have a go at it� Oh and before I forget, I brought you what you asked for, Joey�
Joey: I didn�t ask you for anything either!
Melly: Sure you did�
[He goes into the knapsack and pulls out a rather large VHS box. This is the type of box that one would find in the �adult� section of your favorite video store. He hands it to Joey.]
Joey: ANAL INVADERS?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
[Another big pop from the immature folk in the crowd.]
Vegas: Dude, you brought gay porn? That�s so�. Gay. Did you at least clean that shit off before you brought it here?
Melly: What are you blabbing about? Joey asked for a movie about �Invaders�, this is all the video store had.
Joey: For the last time, WE are the Invaders. We are here in the NLR�..
Voice (grunting): I. Got. It.
Joey: Oh god, what now?
[That voice came from JoJo Moose, the stalky grunting member of the TCW. He is carrying a big poster board with a sheet covering up.]
JoJo (grunting): Invasion. I. Got. It.
[He rips off the sheet. Hell if this poster doesn�t look damn familiar, maybe like something we might�ve seen about 4 years ago this month? There�s a face, half of it is Marcus Anderson and half of it is Jules Constantine. JoJo basically cut out half of their faces and stuck them over the original �logo� on it. �InVasion � is written across the top.]
Joey: NO! NO! NO!
[Joey puts his massive foot through the poster board.]
Joey: WE ARE THE INVADERS! US! THE TCW! WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER! GOT IT?!?!
[They all look at each other in confusion.]
Joey (throwing his hands up in the air): Argh�.
[Cut out.]
