A Meeting With Uncle Jimmy...


[ Back from commercial, the images that hit our screen are of the stern face of NLR's General Manager, "Big" Ed Johnson. Looking out from underneath his baseball cap... We pan out a bit to see he's inhabited a coaches office as his own tonight... Johnson holds a cold stare with someone beyond the camera.. We scan back to see the voice of The Beast, Jimmy Pez, sitting opposite the GM with his arms crossed and a defiant stare right back at Johnson. Both men remain quiet, as the crowd outside cheer for Uncle Jimmy.. We hear the renowned "LEANDRO! LEANDRO!" chant surge through the sea of fans, as Pez smirks slightly]

"Big" Ed Johnson: Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, Jimmy! These damn fans have put that smirk there, and I'm tearing it off right now!

[The crowd breaks into a verse of boos, giving Ed Johnson due heat for insulting them and the manager of their Legacy Champion. Jimmy's smile fades, as he lowers his head, removing his stare from Johnson. It's at this point we see the intimidating form of Mobius standing off to the side of Ed Johnson, his arms behind his back. Decked out in a dark suit, it seems Mobius has quickly taken to his new role as right hand man to the sly devil that is Ed Johnson]

"Big" Ed Johnson: You know the rules, Jimmy.. You shouldn't even be here tonight. Leandro is suspended indefinitely, so there's really no point in you being here. You have three choices.. You can leave quietly, I can call security, or my personal favourite.. Mobius can slap the taste outta your mouth much like Grudge did not too long ago, and THEN I call security! Your options are on the table..

Jimmy Pez: Come now, Ed.. You suspended my client, not myself. You never said anything about your Uncle Jimmy not being able to.. Wander around the locker rooms. I'm fully within my rights, and you know this, my friend.

[Ed Johnson leans back in his chair, with a smug expression..]

"Big" Ed Johnson: Don't try to sweet talk me, Jimmy.. You're forgetting who you're dealing with. The names "BIG" Ed Johnson, and I decide your rights. You give me one good reason why I should let you remain here tonight, or security throws you out on your ass! You've got one minute, so you better start yapping that big mouth of yours, Pez!

[Jimmy chuckles to himself, bringing his gold-ringed hands to his chest, adjusting his clean suit.. Before raising that smiling face up and looking directly at Johnson]

Jimmy Pez: My business tonight does not concern my client, in the least. As you know, I like my money and I like lots of it.. Uncle Jimmy is scouting another talent to take under my wing. I am still in negotiations with Fear--

"Big" Ed Johnson: Well, I find that hard to believe after Leandro's brutal actions against Fear last week. Don't bullshit a bullshitter, Jimmy.

Jimmy Pez: The Demon Knight's already received many apologies from me. The damage inflicted by El Mexicano Condena is often out of my hands, and Fear knows and respects that.. Let me go about my business, Ed. You won't even know I'm here, you've got Jimmy Pez's guarantee..

[Jimmy stands up from his seat and reaches a hand across Ed Johnsons desk. He awaits the NRL General Manager to shake his hand, but Johnson simply glares at the manager known as Uncle Jimmy. He takes a moment examining Pez, before speaking in a confident voice]

"Big" Ed Johnson: I'm a shrewd man, Jimmy.. I know your guarantee isn't worth shit, and that's the truth. But I'm feeling generous tonight. Get out of my office, I've got more important issues to deal with right now.

[Jimmy brings his hand back, and nods his head to both Johnson and Mobius. He turns and walks swiftly to the door. The camera happens to catch the evil smile creeping across his lips, as Pez exits the large office of Ed Johnson. Ed shakes his head, as he watches Jimmy leave, before turning to Mobius and speaking quitly. The camera fades to black]


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