eXcessive Effort From All...


Jackie Frazier: This match is a free for all, elimination match, under eXcess rules for the eXcess Championship! First, making his way down to the ring, Spawn!

['Brick' by Grade 8 hits the PA System, as the 'X' Champion appears at the top of the ramp, raises his hands to the crowd, then struts down to the ring, wearing his belt.]

Jackie Frazier: His first opponent.. Hate!

['All my Hate' by Korn hits the PA system as Hate marches down the ramp, and slides into the ring, going nose to nose with Spawn. The ref seperates them, telling them to 'save it for the match'.]

Jackie Frazier: His second opponent.. The self proclaimed "Fastest man in the NLR" Panther!

['Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns N' Roses hits the PA system, and Panther sprints down into the ring, sliding into it, and bouncing about. He gets up on a tower, going to mid ladder to taunt the fans.]

Jackie Frazier: His third opponent..'The Master of the Evenflow DDT'.. Mike.. Miller!

['Falling Away from Me' by Korn hits the PA system and the crowd begins to chant 'You tapped!' to Mike Miller as he appears on the stage, then works his way down the ramp and into the ring.]

Jackie Frazier: His fourth opponent.. He goes by Captain Charisma.. Tony.. T!

['Papercut' by Linkin Park hits the PA system and Tony T appears at the top of the ramp, raises his eyebrow, and then struts down to the ring, rolling in and then climbing to midtower to raise his eyebrow again at the fans.]

Jackie Frazier: And his fifth and final opponent.. Ragonus!

['Heart of a Champion' by Carman hits the PA system as Ragonus appears at the top of the ramp, gets the crowd worked up some, and then rushes down to the ramp, into the ring, and right into a Panther dropkick, sending him into a DDT by Mike Miller! The bell finally rings as Ragonus writhes slightly as the rest of the men circle each other nervously.]

JP: What an exciting match!

Sully: It appears the management really wants to screw Spawn here, because they've placed him in a match that he may not be able to win!

[Panther takes off, rolling through the legs of Tony T, then getting up on his back, then rolling backwards into a pin! 1... Kickout! Panther doesn't let him get up though, and drops a leg on the unsuspecting Tony T. Ragonus is back up to his feet, and Spawn begins to work on him with rights and lefts, backing him into the corner. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Mike Miller comes up behind Spawn, hoists him in the air and DROPS him in a pump handle slam! 1... 2... No!]

JP: What a pump handle!

Sully: The champ was nearly pinned first!

[Miller then delivers a driven DDT to Ragonus, as Hate and Panther work together on Tony T in the corner. Then Panther and Hate irish whip Tony T just at the same time Mike Miller and Ragonus whip Spawn! Huge collision course in the dead center of the ring, Spawn and Tony T hit HARD and the 'X' champ rolls out of the ring, while Panther covers Tony T... 1... 2... No! Still not enough!]

JP: You've gotta wonder how long these alliances will last.

Sully: No you don't. Not long at all!

[Spawn is barely moving on the outside of the ring, while the battle rages on. Mike Miller and Hate are punching the living hell out of a stranded Panther, who is stuck in the corner, much to his chagrin. Ragonus and Tony T are going back and forth.. Hate suddenly turns on Mike Miller! He begins to deliver clubbing blows to the back of Millers head, before putting him up on his shoulders.. Panther sees the opportunity, and scales the cloest tower.. Panther comes off with a clothesline to Miller, sending him face first into the canvas! 'Holy Shit' chants start up, as Miller can barely seem to move.]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: Huge Doomsday Device there in the corner, Miller may be eliminated!

[Panther slides in and hooks the leg.. 1... 2.. No! Miller kicks out, just as Hate begins stomping on Panther. Suddenly, to an explosion of cheers, Spawn is back in the ring, and in big fashion! Ragonus is belly to belly suplexed across the entire ring! Panther misses a tilt-a-whirl headscissor attempt on Spawn, and is dropped across his knee in a backbreaker! Hate walks right into an Exploder suplex, and becomes airborne, but Tony T grabs Spawn from behind delivers an Unprettier! The crowd begins to jeer as Tony T covers.. 1.... 2..... No! Somehow, some way, Spawn kicked out!]

JP: He kicked out of the "T" Squared!

Sully: Tony T is just greeaaat!

JP: That joke is getting old.

[Spawn lies motionless in the ring, while Panther whips Ragonus into the corner and begins to work on him with kicks and right hands. Miller is still recovering from that deadly Doomsday Device, and Hate and Tony T are going at it now. Tony T delivers a legsweep to an unexpecting Hate, then connects with a beautiful basement dropkick to the skull. He covers. 1... 2... No! Hate still somehow finds the strength kicks out! Both men slowly get up.]

JP: Amazing!

Sully: Wait just a minute...

[Miller comes up behind Hate, spins him around and delivers the Evenflow DDT!]

JP: He's screwed someone for the second week in a row with that!

Sully: No way!

[1... 2... 3.. Hate is eliminated.]

Jackie Frazier: Hate has been eliminated!

JP: Cheap shot!

Sully: Hate was doing so well!

[Tony T then comes out of nowhere with a massive gore to Miller, sending him rolling across the ring! Ragonus and Spawn are chain wrestling in a series of blocked technical moves. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Spawn connects with a high knee, dropping Ragonus to his knees.]

JP: High knee!

Sully: Really high!

[Spawn goes for a running knee, but Ragonus drop-toe-holds, sending Spawn into the ropes, suddenly Panther comes out of nowhere and connects with a huge 619! He balances on the top rope, and goes for a west coast pop, but Ragonus comes up under him and grabs his legs, then gives him a good shove! He falls backwards onto the ropes, then does a black flip onto his head to a chorus of jeers!]

JP: Smart move from Ragonus!

Sully: That was a truly genius idea, I can't belleive he got away with it!

[Miller and Tony T are going back and forth, when suddenly Tony T connects with a variation of the Evenflow DDT!]

Sully: Serves him right!

[Tony covers.. 1.. 2.. No! Miller got his foot on the rope! He holds his head in his hands, unable to comprehend that Miller escaped that predicament. Spawn is set on the top rope by an opportunistic Ragonus.. Spawn begins to fight back, but it doesn't look like he can hold on.. Suddenly, Panther, with a chair, scales the turnbuckle, and smashes Rags in the skull! He mumbles incoherently, then Spawn grabs him and delivers a Belly to Belly off the top rope into the ring! Suddenly, From mid tower, Panther springs forward, with the chair aimed downward, and lands on the prone Ragonus! The crowd once again chants 'Holy Shit!' and Ragonus tries to escape by rolling out of the ring.]

JP: Chair dive! Talk about your revenge!

Sully: Ragonus could need medical help from that!

[Tony T has been really working over Mike Miller, and now Mike is beginning to look like he's seen better days. Suddenly, Tony T backs up, and charges into the corner with a running Shoulder! Miller in sandwiched, and drops to a seated position against the tower.. Once again, Panther takes things into his own hands, by shoving Tony T out of the way and coming through with a Bronco Buster! The crowd goes insane! Miller's head is driven into the tower more times than the crowd can count, but then Tony T yanks him off and delivers a falling back drop. Spawn has rolled Rags back into the ring, and covers him.. 1... 2.... No! Ragonus somehow has enough left to get the shoulder up.. Spawn is furious.. Tony T whips Panther off the ropes, and Panther ducks a clothesline, and tries to go for a flying cross body! He's caught in mid air, spun, then driven into the mat rock-bottom style, with the Total "T"!]

Sully: Ambulance!

JP: We've got a fatality!

[1...2...3.. No doubt there. That was an easy one!]

Jackie Frazier: Panther has been eliminated!

[Panther is rolled out of the ring to a lot of cheers for his effort, and there are four men left in this match! Tony T and Spawn start going at it, while a tired Mike Miller tries to fend off a wounded Ragonus. Rags whips Miller, and Miller reverses, sending Ragonus into the corner. Miller runs in with a clothesline, then grabs a stumbling Ragonus, and delivers a half nelson into a slam! Miller picks him up and then delivers the twist of fate! Ragonus rolls out of the ring holding his neck.]

JP: Ouch!

Sully: Major league twist of fate there!

[Tony T and Mike Miller begin to work over the champion, then they both grab him and throw him into the ropes, he comes out into a double slam. Tony T goes to cover, and Mike Miller pulls him off, obviously wanting the credit! Tony T won't take that and gives a deafening knife-edged chop to Mike Miller! Miller stumbles away, holding his chest, but comes back with a low blow, downing Tony! Mike takes a moment to retreive his bearings, and tries to cover Tony T! 1... 2... No! Tony kicks out!]

JP: Close one..

Sully: Wait! Who's that?!

[Someone dressed in a black and green 'NLR' hoody and cargo pants jumps the barrier, scales to mid tower, and comes off with a corkscrew legdrop to a standing Miller who turns around to get clocked by the man's leg!]

JP: Whisper in the Wind! Is this some new talent?

Sully: Miller is hurt!

[Miller doesn't seem to know where he is, the man in the hoody is scaling another tower, and comes off with a sky twister press to a prone Mike Miller from the top of the ladder! Holy Shit chants start up, and the man rolls out of the ring, stumbling back up the ramp, finally lowering his hood to reveal Kyle Bauer!]

JP: Oh my god!

Sully: He's not supposed to be here! His ass is Fired!!

JP: He just screwed Mike Miller!

[The camera zooms in on Kyle's face and he smirks, before stumbling up the ramp holding his ribs, grinning. The crowd is going absolutebly crazy, and Kyle taunts Mike from the stage before dissapearing behind the curtain.]

JP: He's back..

Sully: He made an impact right away!

[Tony T rolls over onto Miller and covers.. The crowd counts along.. 1.. 2.. 3!, and Frazier calls Miller out.. ]

[Now it's down to Spawn, Tony T, and Ragonus. Ragonus holds his head, still downed outside the ring while Tony T and Spawn lock up and go for a test of strength. The bigger Tony T grabs and tosses Spawn to the mat with a slam. He stays on him, locking in a sleeper. Spawn tries to work his way to a vertical base, trying to stand, he then hooks the leg of Tony T who holds on, trying to hold Spawn down!]

JP: Tony T is in akward position! Time for that Death Valley Driver!

Sully: Uh oh!

[Ragonus rolls into the ring, shoves Spawn out of the '4 Towers', spins Tony T around and delivers a chop to 'Captain Charisma', then gives him a leg sweep, dragging him over, and setting him on the top rope! The crowds going nuts as Tony T is now forced to defend from Ragonus who is going for his finisher, 'the killing stroke'.]

JP: Tony T is in a world of trouble!

Sully: He needs to get out there!

[Tony T delivers a chop, causing Ragonus to hold his chest. Ragonus delivers a clubbing blow, then gets up on the second rope.. He tries to hoist Tony T up, but can't get him up too high. He delivers more and more clubbing blows, then a shot to the ribs.. He tries a second time, but the X Champion is on the apron, and grabs 'Captain Charisma's leg!]

JP: Spawns getting revenge now!

Sully: And now Ragonus is in trouble!

[Spawn scales to tower, and tries to team with Tony T to do a suplex out of the ring, but Ragonus uses his leverage to block, grabs their heads, and attempts a DDT to both men! Spawn grabs the ladder though, causing Tony T to get driven off the top rope all by himself! Ragonus turns around to deliver a dropkick to Spawn, causing him to be splitlegged on the ropes.. Rags once again goes high risk attempt with the 'killing stroke', and it looks like he might succeed this time! Tony T comes up behind him though, and delivers a Total "T" off the top rope! Ragonus holds his head, but Spawn comes off mid ladder with a flying clothesline though, causing Tony T to do a backwards somersault, and then roll out of the ring. Spawn grins, and turns around into a Yakuza Kick! Ragonus covers.. 1... 2... No! Still not enough!]

JP: This is just too close!

[Ragonus locks in a front necklock that he calls 'Time Out!' on the X-Champ, who has no where to go. Spawn pushes him into the corner, and with a clean break, then whips Ragonus into the other corner! He follows in with a Stinger Splash, smashing Ragonus into the tower. Tony T has found his way back into the ring. Both Spawn and Tony T begin to pummel Ragonus, who tries to fight back, but can't. Both men deliver knees to the midsection of Ragonus, then deliver a snap double suplex, causing Ragonus to arch his back off the mat. They pick him up and whip him off the ropes, he comes back to duck a clothesline attempt from both Tony T and Spawn, and when they turn around both men are met with Super Kicks! Ragonus drops to the mat and pins Spawn first. 1.. 2.. 3!]

Jackie Frazier: Spawn has been Eliminated!

JP: No way!

Sully: Ragonus is going to do it!

[He tries to cover Tony T, but he gets the shoulder up at two and a half. Ragonus sighs, yanks Tony T off the mat and delivers a scoop slam. He drags him up, and sets him up on the top rope. He goes for a super brainbuster, but Tony T floats over and connects with a vicious top rope neckbreaker! Ragonus is now in a tree of woe position practically unconcious, and Tony T begins stomping on an unguarded Ragonus. He slides out of the ring, and grabs the steel chair used earlier by Panther, and raises it into the air and lets out a battle cry. He rolls back in and slams it HARD into the ribs of Ragonus. He practically pulls himself up, and then falls off the tower.]

JP: Dear god!

Sully: Ragonus is in a bad way!

[Ragonus tries to stand, and Tony T swings the chair. Ragonus rolls out of the way. He knocks the chair out of Tony's hands and then delivers a bull dog onto the chair! Ragonus and Tony T are both wiped out, but Ragonus is up first, he drags Tony T up, and then delivers a vicious brainbuster right onto the chair! Tony T is busted open, and Ragonus hooks the leg!]

JP: This is it!

Sully: No way!

[1... 2... 3!]

JP: Ragonus did it!

Jackie Frazier: Your winner, and the NEW eXcess Champion, Ragonus!

[Ragonus clutches the belt, before all hell breaks loose, Panther charges the ring with a chair, and smashes Rags in the ribs with it, before delivering a DDT onto the chair, Hate and Tony T are exchanging blows, and Tony T clears the ring or Hate with one toss. Panther is picked up from behind, and dumped over the top rope by Tony T. Ragonus and Tony T stare down, and it devolves into a brawl as the show goes to commercial!]

CORE...
Matt Lanier, CEO of Core Wrestling claims;
He's "Revolutionizing" the world of Professional Wrestling...
Tsk Tsk...
"Revolution"izing? A "Legacy" Title?
Please, Matt Lanier has proven himself,
time and time again, to be nothing but a
Poser...

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