[ As we come back from comercial, "Larger than life" by The Backstreet Boys hits, and the fans throw out a great pop for Troy Knight as he steps out onto the entrance stage. ]
Jackie Frazier: This next match is "Mystery Opponent" match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago IL , weighing in at 220 pounds... Troy Knight!!!
Sully: Well here we go with another exciting matchup, John.
JP: But who is Troys' "Mystery Opponent" Sully??
Sully: Doesn't matter, Troy Knight is going to suffer another loss this week, John. Whomever it is, I have been looking forward to this match all week long...
[ Troy enters the ring and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He lifts his arms high above his head and the fans throw out a huge pop!
He jumps back down to the mat and begins to walk around inside the ring. His music fades. There is no other music to follow though. Troy stares up at the entrance stage for a good 15 seconds. ]
JP: Well, I guess maybe Troy Won't have an opponent this week.
Sully: This sucks.
[ The fans start to boo. Troy turns to the referee, who holds out his arms and shrugs. He walks over to the ropes, continuing to look up at the entrance stage. He turns back around and says something to the ref, then sliding out of the ring. ]
JP: I guess TroyBoy is seeing this one as being over before it even starts.
[ A camera follows as Knight walks up the entrance ramp. ]
Sully: Awwww.. He looks disappointed, JP.
[ Then some really fast Mariachi music plays, and from the back comes a masked fat man with a Luchadores mask adorning what appears to be a padded foam cockroach suit! Along with him is the Corporate Punishment of the NLR, Lee Watson. ]
JP: Is THAT Troy Knights opponent?
Sully: Ha Ha, this has set-up written ALL over it.
JP: I'm being told that we're seing the first appearance of "El Roacho Loco", the greatest Mexican Luchadore Ever!!
Sully: If that's the case, he's really let himself go.. I swear, Leandro has got to come up with a better plan than getting his family across the border by masking them and bringing to the NLR..
JP: At any rate, the new-hire has a mic, let's hear what he has to say..
[ As "El Roacho Loco" performs his speach, you can obviously tell that it's a pre-taped tirade, as several times the Roach would pull the mic away, before the speech had ended... ]
El Roacho Loco: Hola!!! Senior Troy Knight... You have-o been-o causing-o problems, with el-Management-o... Tonight-o... They-o want-o to beat-o you down-o AGAIN-O... So they asked me-o, The Greatest Mexican Luchadore Ever, El Roacho Loco, to handle you again this week-o !!!
ARRIBA!!
[ Clunk pzzzzzzzzzzztttt... The mic is dropped, and the fat man and The Roach drops his mic to gloat as Watson floors Troy Knight with a clothesline. ]
JP: What an underhanded tactic!! I'm not so sure about the crooked tactics of our Management around here!!!
[ Watson gets Knight back to his feet. as it appears the Roach is having costume troubles getting into the ring, he falls in to the crowds humor, then gets in the ring, and begins immeadiately distract the referee as outside, Watson catches Troy Knight off-guard with a couple elbow shots to the midsection, followed by a scoop slam ]
JP: THAT LEE WATSON IS NOTHING BUT A... BUT A...
Sully: Go ahead John, say it...
JP: BUT A STOOGE!!!
Sully: You are learning, my apprentice...
[ Watson gets Troy Knight back to his feet and starts to lead him down towards the ring. ]
JP: He needs to get Troy into the ring so he can get this one started. Why does the management insist on screwing with Troy Knight?
[ They approach the ring, and Watson throws in an elbow to Troy's ribs... And another. He then slams his face off the ring apron before rolling "Troyboy" into the ring.
The bell rings. As gloating to the fans, The Roach picks Troy up, and into an Elbow collar tie up. Troy into the ropes. The luchadore drops to the mat, in a very unskilled manner. Troy, off the other side. A barely up in time Roach attempts a hip toss, but it's countered by Troy with a kick to the stomach and a side slam!
The Roach gets back to his feet, and goes to tie up, but Troy with another kick to the stomach, and he executes a swinging neckbreaker, followed by an elbow drop to the Roaches foam-padded sternum. ]
JP: Troy Knight returning to form!!
[ Troy brings the masked man to his feet, and attempts to whip him to the far corner. The Roach puts on the brakes and attempts to spring to the second ladder rung for a cross body, but falls into the corner, wrenching his leg between rungs, and promtly rolling from the ring. ]
JP: The Roach, just dove for the the outside! Troy looks like he's going to slide out after him.
[ Watson has come over to the ring apron, complaining to the referee Troy pullls him in, following up with the Heaven Sent as Watson gets back up. flooring him. The Roach has grabbed a chair from ringside and slid into the ring, and with the referee checking on Watson, blasts Knight on the back. ]
JP: THAT ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE GARDEN!!! WHY IS THE REFEREE NOT DOING ANYTHING?
Sully: All Right!! Maybe we'll get to see some blood in this one!!
[ Watson gets to his feet, and tosses the referee down, and walks over to Troy Knight, picking him up and holding him while The Roach winds back with a chair. ]
JP: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DON'T LET IT END THIS WAY!!!
[ A figure comes dashing from the crowd past security, and slides into the ring, distracting Watson who loosens his grip, allowing Troy Knight to slip the grip as Roacho Loco blasts down with the chair, Watson falls into a crumpled heap, and the Roach looks nearly beside himself not knowing what to do... Standing before him in the ring are Troy Knight, and former NLR Superstar Jason Storm.. The fans errupt, as the two men back the Roach into one of the corners, and Troy is shaking and pointing at the Roach, who climbs the corner ladder to get away, but is pulled down by the FlamBoyant one. Storm and Knight perform a double suplex on The Roach, and Storm holds the Roach down, as Troy Knight climbs the ladder, and signals to the roaring crowd before performing the Rump Thump!!! ]
JP: It's Jason Storm!!! Storm is back!!! Jason Storm has returned to the NLR!!!
Sully: Big deal, it'll just take another trophy shot, and he'll be out again..
[ The Roach writhes in pain, and tries to escape, but Storm keeps him from leaving as Troy gets fired up, delivering another shot to Watson who was trying to enter. Srorm pulls out a mic from his back pocket, and addresses Troy Knight, and the audience at home. ]
Jason Storm: Well. after a little bit of time off, finally I've made it back. Troy, I'm sorry for interfering here, but I could NOT let them keep screwing with you week in and week out. The last time I was here, they busted the MWF Commemerative trophy over MY head... And I swore that when the time was right, that I'd be back to defend the MWF name that YOU helped make... And here I am baby, Whooo!!! Now Troy, since Johnson thought it was so damn funny to send this obvious clown after you, whaddya say we we show the audience the best this in the crapper company has to offer?
[ Troy Knight smiles and they begin untieing the mask, Storm holds the Roach down, and Watson is standing at ringside looking unsure on how to re-enter the ring. Troy has the mask in hand, and tosses it into the crowd.. The two men step back, and gasp as El Roacho Loco is revealed to be none other than "Big" Ed Johnson!!! Everyone begins laughing at him, and looking at this , Troy Knight shakes his head in disgust, and he and Storm begin to leave the ring, as the referee makes a call... ]
Jackie Frazier: Due to the interferance, the referee has ruled this match in favor of TROY KNIGHT!!!
[ The fans cheer as mid-ramp Storm raises Knights hand and in the ring, a foam-padded Johnson gets to his feet and questions the ref. He then demands a mic from ringside as Watson rolls back into the ring .. The three superstars and one owner stare down one another. as Johnson, breathing really heavy, begins to let them know what's what in the NLR. ]
"Big" Ed Johnson: That's it, That's it, I've had enough of this!!! Troy Knight, you've embarrased me, you've embarrased the NLR, for the last time tonight!!! Next week Troy, you will have HELL to pay, as well as your little "helper" for the evening!!! Next week Troy, you will be pushed to the complete limits as You and Storm will be taking on Naz and Sinnocence in a No Holds Barred Tornado Match!!! Stick that in your pipe and choke on it!!!
[ The fans errupt at the news, and Watson begins laughing at ringside and Johnson turns on him like a rabid dog... ]
"Big" Ed Johnson: And as for you Lee, you have been a joke from the minute I let you in this joint... Some bodyguard... Well next week, I have a suprise for you... You Lee, have a match... I'm making it against Mobius Lee, and if you lose, WHEN you lose, you're gone!!! History!! Kaput!!! Finished!!! You'll be FIRED!!!
Mobius, I'm offering you the job, I need a new enforcer around here, beat this nothing, and it's yours!!!
Oh, and you match with Viper J tonight Lee, consider it over... I'm decreeing Viper J the victor as you have been suspended until next week... Now get outta my sight, and get outta my arena!!!
[ We fade to commercial, as Johnson throws the mic down with a battered arm and tries to roll from the ring, Watson looking on in disbelif. ]
