06.05.05
Jacksonville @ Florida


Gauntlet Rules, Anywhere Falls, It's All Gimmicked

Gutter Rat w/Troy Knight

Vs

Eric "Fatty" Kessler w/Jessica Alba

Stip: Singles Match

Referee: Nick Daniels

Writer: Nick Hammill


[Once again Hysteria goes live, only this time, to a wider audience. NLR Hysteria comes to you not only live from the sold out arena in Jacksonville, Florida, but also from the USA Network channel and The Wrestling Channel for UK viewers! The firework display is struck off with the finishing display of a whole load of spray coming from the stage floor, flashing different colours. The camera takes a mini tour around the arena, looking through the many fans on hand for what is surely going to be an action packed night. Many fans have got their own banners in attendance once again. Some of them read �Scotty Censor Inc.�, �Pure Destruction�, �Mentor Me Troy!�, �Ice Cold� and �I am wearing a shirt for losers!�. As usual, Paul Clash and Taylor Black are sat in their seats waiting their time to take over and bring Hysteria to a start.]

-][-Black-][- Good evening my fellow NLR fans! We are coming to you this fine spring evening from Jacksonville, Florida and also live on USA Network and The Wrestling Channel!

-][-Clash-][- Hey! I am on TV! Hi mom!

-][-Black-][- Stop it Paul. This is not the time or the place.

-][-Clash-][- This is Hysteria. I practically run this show.

-][-Black-][- Oh please! Tonight folks we have four huge matches that are set to rock the very foundations of Jacksonville!

-][-Clash-][- I am so glad we have got a television deal. Now all my adoring lady fans can see my gorgeous face whenever and wherever they like. It�s brilliant!

-][-Black-][- �Ignore him. Tonight, Gutter Rat will take on Eric Kessler with both guys having their managers at ringside.

-][-Clash-][- Oh baby! You mean I get to ogle at Jessica Alba?!

-][-Black-][- No, you get to ogle at Troy Knight.

-][-Clash-][- �Who moved my sick bucket?

-][-Black-][- This match is certainly going to be half the hook. Guess what? We aren�t going to waste any time here tonight! This match is going to happen right now!

[We see Jackie Frazier making his way into the ring for the start of tonight�s proceedings. He has a microphone in his hand as he stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for his moment�Jackie then slowly places the microphone too his mouth.]

-][-Jackie Frazier-][- This match is scheduled for one fall, first making his way down to the ring hailing from Sin City, he weighs in at 301 lbs and stands at a height of 6�1�� here is Gutter Rat.

[�More human than human� by Rob Zombie plays over the sound system and Gutter Rat along with his mentor Troy Knight walk out from behind the curtain. The fans in the arena seem very excited to see the very odd coupling of Gutter Rat and Troy Knight but it seems to be winning the fans over. Though there are sections of the fans who seem disturbed by the actions of Gutter Rat and clearly are not pleased with him been around.]

-][-Black-][- Well our first match of the evening Paul, we are going to see Gutter Rat face off against the 810 lb monster Eric Kessler.

-][-Clash-][- That guy simply needs to get a gym membership, he�s a danger in the ring, simple as. He could crush any of our superstars and leave them for dead in the ring.

-][-Black-][- Isn�t that the point of him wrestling?

-][-Clash-][- Well not to kill someone with the force of his sheer mass.

-][-Black-][- Just shut up Paul, lets get on with the proceedings.

[Gutter Rat and Troy Knight both walk down to �The 4 Towers� and make their way into the ring, Troy Knight begins speaking to Gutter Rat but we cannot hear what is been said between them both.]

-][-Black-][- It looks like Troy is giving Gutter Rat a pep talk before the match.

-][-Clash-][- Possibly telling him not to kill Fatty.

[Jackie Frazier moves to one side, seemingly scared by the presence of Gutter Rat but he carries on with his duties.]

-][-Jackie Frazier-][- His opponent, hailing from Richmond, Virginia, weighing in at 810 lbs and standing at a massive 8�11��. Here is Eric �Fatty� Kessler.

[�Eat it� by �Weird� Al Yankovic plays over the sound system and Fatty walks out to a very good response from the crowd, Fatty is also accompanied by Jessica Alba�They begin making their slow approach to the ring, Fatty smiling at all the fans as he makes his way down.]

-][-Clash-][- He is goddamn fat, how does he get a girl like Jessica?

-][-Black-][- Can�t you accept the fact that he has someone beautiful at his side.

-][-Clash-][- No, no I can�t Taylor for the simple reason that girls like that should be hanging off my arms rather than that piece of�

-][-Black-][- Paul, shut up and think about what you are about to say.

[Kessler makes his way to �The 4 Towers� and climbs up the stairs and into the ring leaving Jessica on the outside. Troy himself has left the ring and is stood on the opposite side to Jessica. In the ring Fatty and Gutter Rat stare down each other, with Gutter Rat the one who looks out of place which is unusual.]

-][-Black-][- I think it�s the first time that someone on paper seems to have the height and weight advantage to take down Gutter Rat, but maybe just maybe Eric Kessler can get the win over him.

[The bell rings for the start of the match and immediately, Gutter Rat, dives for Kessler�s left leg, chop blocking it from the front. He stumbles backwards into the ropes but stays on his feet. Again Gutter Rat goes for his left leg, chop blocking it once more and once again Kessler just stumbles back into the ropes without going down. Gutter Rat gets too his feet after hitting the second chop block but Eric �Fatty� Kessler stops him from getting too his feet by stomping on the back of his head which sends Gutter Rat to the canvas. Kessler picks up Gutter Rat and throws him into the ropes hitting him immediately with a shoulder charge which sends Gutter Rat into the ropes and to the floor.

-][-Black-][- I don�t think anyone has manhandled Gutter Rat in this way before, he just has no answer for the sheer force of Eric Kessler.

[Gutter Rat gets too his feet but is caught by Kessler who hits him with a hard powerslam to the mat, crushing Gutter Rat. Kessler stays down and covers his opponent�the ref gets down to the floor and begins counting, 1�2� Kick Out. Gutter Rat gets an arm up but Kessler quickly hits him with a hard leg drop which keeps Gutter Rat on the canvas. He then picks up Gutter Rat from the floor and throws him into the ropes and goes for a big boot but Gutter Rat avoids it and bounces of the opposite ropes and hits Kessler with a shoulder tackle which again knocks him back but not the floor. Gutter Rat then gets too his feet after the diving shoulder barge and quickly goes for the leg of Kessler knocking him down onto one knee.

-][-Clash-][- At last he has gone down, Fatty shouldn�t be able to wrestle. It�s just plain cheating.

[Gutter Rat then begins chocking Kessler from behind, cutting of his air. The referee checks on this and begins counting for the illegal hold 1�2�3�4 and Gutter Rat releases. He runs into the ropes and hits a hard knee to the back of Kessler�s head which sends him face first down to the mat. Gutter Rat poses and lifts one arm into the air, victorious in the knowledge that he has knocked down Eric �Fatty� Kessler. Gutter Rat begins to attack Kessler with boots too his stomach, keeping the giant down on the mat.]

-][-Black-][- That was truly brutal Paul, a knee to Kessler�s head.

-][-Clash-][- I think that might have all but knocked Fatty out.

[Gutter Rat carries on his assault on Kessler, kicking him and punching him as he lies prone on the floor. On the outside Troy Knight is trying to get Gutter Rat to pull back and leave the assault. After a few moments Gutter Rat listens too his mentor and moves back, resting against one of the padded ladders. Kessler tries to get too his feet, but is clearly having trouble after the beating he just received. Kessler gets too his knees but before he can fully get up Gutter Rat dives out of the corner and nearly knocks his head off with a vicious clothesline.]

-][-Clash-][- We might have seen the end of Fatty.

-][-Black-][- I have to admit Paul, that was one of the most sickening clotheslines I have ever seen.

[Gutter Rat goes for the pin�1�2� Kick Out. Kessler gets an arm up prevent Gutter Rat from picking up the victory. Gutter Rat then begins choking Kessler has he lies on the floor, pushing all his weight onto Kessler�s windpipe. The ref begins to count for the illegal hold 1�2�3�4� and Gutter Rat releases the illegal hold. Once again Troy Knight is shouting in the corner towards Gutter Rat telling him to stay away from using the illegal tactics.]

-][-Black-][- Well Troy Knight is very vocal here tonight, keeping an eye on Gutter Rat.

[Jessica Alba seems pretty shocked at the way her man was taken down but is still trying to keep him moving, trying to get the crowd motivated. Gutter Rat lifts up Kessler, which takes a good minute or so for him to do, with Kessler back on his feet Gutter Rat throws him into the ropes and goes for a spear but Kessler sees the on coming danger and moves and Gutter Rat dives through the middle rope and straight to the outside, right in front of Jessica Alba.]

-][-Black-][- That may just be a turning point in the match, can Eric Kessler capitalise on this mistake by Gutter Rat.

[Kessler decides to stay in the ring, leaving Gutter Rat trying to get too his feet on the outside. Gutter Rat gets too his feet and looks directly at Jessica, the impending danger is sensed and Jessica begins running and so does Gutter Rat, right behind her.]

-][-Black-][- Gutter Rat should be concentrating on the match not on Jessica.

-][-Clash-][- All I can say is that I am concentrating on Jessica, look at her bounce, I mean run.

[As Gutter Rat carries on the chase Troy Knight steps in front of him and stops him in mid run. Troy looks at him, staring at him before pointing to the ring and sending him back in. Gutter Rat walks over to the edge of the ring and rolls in, Kessler giving him the space in which to do so. Gutter Rat gets too his feet but before he can do anything else, he is whipped into one of the corners and is immediately followed by the eight-hundred pounds of Kessler who crushes him like a pancake in the corner. Kessler moves and Gutter Rat, falls flat to the floor. Kessler now pulls the lifeless Gutter Rat into the centre of the ring, he bounces into the ropes and hits a splash onto Gutter Rat crushing him onto the mat. The ref has nothing else to do other than to count�1�2�3 and Eric �Fatty� Kessler has picked up the victory over Gutter Rat.]

-][-Clash-][- He crushed Gutter Rat the fat bas�

-][-Black-][- Paul, give it a rest. The guy one fair and square and showed how tough he can be on the night.

-][-Clash-][- That doesn�t mean he can go around crushing guys for the fun of it.

[Jackie Frazier stands up with his microphone in hand.]

-][-Jackie Frazier-][- The winner of this match by pin fall is Eric �Fatty� Kessler.

[Eric Kessler climbs out of the ring and Jessica Alba hugs her man after his hard fought victory over Gutter Rat. Gutter Rat is still in the ring suffering the effects from the bone crushing splash in the corner and the follow-up on the mat.]

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