ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what ? Who's in a hurry ?

Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your friend.

Love the neighbour. But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop

A good discussion is like a miniskirt Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject

Children in backseats cause accidents accidents in backseats cause children

"dreams" So go to Your future depends on your sleep. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ! (I don't want to be an exception!) "Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours ! God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. When two's company, three's the result !

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

See also :

What is humor ? Humor the healing tonic..

Humorous Quotes by Famous Persons...

Laughter the best medicine..

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