| Introducing....Smactks!! the Monkey |
| All the way from the farthest corner of the Amazon Rainforest |
| About Smactks!! the Monkey: |
| Smactks!! the Monkey is our very own Web Gaurdian. He protects this site from evil spammers and gives us his good luck. Everybody should have a Smactks!!---but only we do. However, he gets annoying sometimes. After all, he is a monkey. Plus he invites all his little friends over for this huge party like every day. Aye, Smactks!! will be the death of us, I swear. |
| Smactks!! the Monkey is a product of the ingenius minds of Switch and Trinity. You can find him on just about every page on this whole flamin' site. Smactks!! the Monkey is also available in three great flavors (Whole Wheat, Root Beer, and Coconut). Try our NEW crispy-crunchy Smactks!! the Monkey. |
| Any dialogue from Smactks!! will appear in Hot Pink text. Sorry Smactks!!... |
| Heard from Smactks!!: (Throughout the site) |
| "Smack my monkey!" "Click clack boom, it's broken!" "What does this button do?" "Oopsie..." "Chomp my chimpy @$$!" (oooooh, BAD Smactks!!) "What the Goodfergekket?!!" More to Come... |
| !*New*! Smactks!! lollipops! Available in these great flavors: 1. Asparagus 2. Hay 3. Tomato 4. Brown lollipop 5. Paper Pulp 6.Pea Soup 7. Unsweetened Tea 8. Rotten Apple 9. Gym Socks 10. Haggis For one of these great-tasting treats, send $300 cash to: I want a Lollipop 555 GetALife Drive City Name, P2 66666 P.S. Are you buying this? (Get it---'buying this') Because as you can see I'm just screwing around. Did you really think there are such things as Haggis flavored lollipops?......Actually..*shudders* I don't think I wanna know...Trinity! I'm scared!!! Aaaaghhh!! *Runs away screaming in terror because the Haggis lollipops are out to get her. |