On Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray often comes up with not only hillarious nicknames for his wife Debra (see Nicknames) But, also Poetry, Lymric's, and a Song Parody or two. Here they are for your viewing pleasure.......
On Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray often comes up with not only hillarious nicknames for his wife Debra (see Nicknames) But, also Poetry, Lymric's, and a Song Parody or two. Here they are for your viewing pleasure.......
From Bully on the Bus:
(Also in this episode we get to hear a poem about Debra's many colored eyeball from her tenth grade boyfriend Chad.)
Brown as earth,
Robert actually made this ditty up for Marie and Franks dear friends Lee and Stan.
(To the tune of "She'll be coming 'round the mountain")
(Later in the Episode Ray makes up a song about Robert to the same tune)
No one's gonna listen to Robert anymore
(Frank used to taunt Ray and Robert while playing Ping Pong with these little rhymes) 10 serving 3, You can't compete with me.
14 serving 1, You're really not my son.
0 serving 0, Ray can kiss my Rear-O.
1 serving zip, I see a quivering lower lip.
2 serving Nada, Im ashamed to be his Fada.
(When Ray decided to play with Ping Pong with Frank again he came up with a one of his own)
0 serving 6, You're fat and you smell.
Debra, Debra lovely wife, why am I stuck with you for life.
Debra, Debra real good lookin', Never wanna try her cookin'.
From the Break Up Tape:
Debra's ears one on each side like a danty cup,
So gently they hold thine sunglasses up,
so round and nice with a suttle ridge,
there's no bone in there,
it's cartilage
Giveth life to tree and brush;
Speckled green,
Like the breast of a thrush;
Yellow ringed as the sun on the web,
So many colors in thine eyes, my Deb
(To the Tune of "Tell me Something Good," by Chaka Khan.)
Debra made something good, wah wah wah wah
Raymond really likes it, yeah
You aint got to make nothing else but that Brajole, Wacka oggga ohhaooha
I could eat this stuff until I lose control, wacka ha wacka ha ha
From T-Ball:
(To the tune of "Take Me Out To the Ball Game")
Take me out for some T Ball
Take me out for some fun
Its just like baseball but you hit off a tee
Its all little kids so theres no Injury
My wife Debra is so nice
She is real pretty too
She's sexy, she's skinny ,her breath is real good
We don't have as much sex as we should.
From The Skit:
Lee and Stan have been married 45 years...
Lee and Stan have been married 45 years...
Oh they like to play canasta and take walks around the mall
And why not it's marvelous exercise?!
No one's gonna listen to Robert anymore
You we're wrong and we we're funny
And you can't stand it.....Honey
Did I mention that you're due back at the zoo!