Five Questions with Ray Romano, October 2000

1. Geography: If Italy is a boot, what island is it kicking?
     
"Sicily"

2. You're in Tijuana and a comely young Mexican lass offers to give you "chicle," what is she offering you?

"Gum. Because if a woman is offering me anything it has to be gum."

3. Which feature of yours do 18 to 34 year old women find more attractive: your abs or your tush?

"My tush"

4. Who was the greatest actor to play Batman?

"Classic Adam West"

5. Give me a non-verbal sign you've had sex in the last seven days.

"I'll show you my empty wallet."