Thats right folks this girl does love Ray. Some of the most hillarious things ever said, Ever come from the Barone Family. Check the Quotes below.

Ray:"Honesty dont believe the hype!"

Ray:"I wish I were Enstein cause then id invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice."

Debra:"When your on the Titanic you load the lifeboats you dont stop to yell at the Iceburg"

Frank: "I tried "nice" once. Didn't care for it."
Marie: "Is that what happened to "smart"?"

Marie: "These breadsticks are old."
Frank : "Well, you are what you eat!"
Marie: "Bobby, give your father his helping of Miserable Bastard."

Ray: "It's like getting into a hot bath. You know, at first, you don't think you can take it. But then, you know, once you get all your luggage in it's not that bad."

Ray:"You Cant Create Fate cause then its not fate, its Voddoo."

Ray: "Men are bad & women have to stick together so that one day they can be president"

Debra: "Okay, there are the seven words every woman wants to hear, 'I love you, there, I said it.'"
Ray: "Hey, don't I say it when we...."
Debra: "Oh, yelling it during sex doesn't count."

Debra: "You know what, I'm tired! Could you just call yourself an idiot?"

Debra: "I'm just the idea person, and you're the one that can make it all happen."
Ray: "Sometimes I'm just the idea person. Like raising the kids. I think they should eat. You know how to feed them."

>Robert: "Three women, I don't know what I'm going to do."
Ray: "You do a dance, you gigantic, lucky bastard."

Frank: "Let me tell you something. God programmed men to sew his seed where he may. He programmed women to limit the crop to one farmer."

Frank: "Good work Ray. Now when some broad starts yapping, 'You're never romantic,' guys everywhere can say: 'You think I'm bad? At least I didn't pull a Ray Barone."

Debra:"Ray don't you say one more word or im gonna send your mother back in here to smack the crap out of you"

Debra"You are a gigantic ass!"

Ray:"Its not spying if you love the person."
Debra:"Thats what PEEPING TOMS say!"

Debra:"Im crying cause im married to an insensitive dirfwad who instead of trying to make life better for his wife tape records her to prove shes a terrible person."
Ray:"Whats a dirfwad?"

Debra:"In the past your dumbness has gotten in the way of just a couple things I have wanted to do.the book club, theater, having converstations."

Ray:"Your soul is as black as night."

Frank:"Suck rope pal!"

Debra:"you know what I dont understand?"
Ray:"That when im kissing your neck, im not looking for ticks."

Debra:"Hey we dont have to have this cowboy party on Saturday no all get my scissors and cut your birthday right out of the calendar!"

Debra:"layman gayman go away man!"
Ray:"BULLY!! BULLY!!!"
Debra:"Relax"
Ray:" Debra, Debra, Lovely Wife why am I stuck with you for life."