Babble: 12.13.98 1050pHST
I don't know how Kat
can eat so much and stay
as thin as a toothpick. She fricken eats a whole plate and a half of Chinese
food at Ala Moana today with me wondering where the hell all the food is
going. After waiting half an hour of waiting for the other 3 of our negligent
group members Kat and I decided to go shopping.
I bought this cute Shaun(of Wallace&Gromit fame) backpack buddy for
$8.50. What a waste of money. But damn is the Shaun BB cute!!
We were supposed to
meet our group members at the Campus Center at 330p but surprize surprize
(sarcasm sarcasm) me and Kat were the only ones that showed up. WTF is up
with that. After the presentations tonight I saw Kaliko and asked,
"Where were you guys?"
He says, "what do you mean?"
I go, "we were supposed to meet today at Campus Center."
"Oh really? I didn't know. I was at work anyway."
Fuck them, as long as they don't fuck up tomorrow night I'm happy. After tomorrow night I won't have to see them ever again UNLESS they have the same Math 100 (yes I'm stupid) class with me. Lord forbid.
Geeze. I think there's a curse on Kennedy Theater. An actor in one of the performing groups fell off the stage tonite. And let me tell you. That is a DROP. And if you ever fell suddenly even only a short ways unexpectedly it hurts like hell. Its like "THUMP" and "ow". When this girl fell off the stage (about 5 feet to the floor) it was like "THUMP"....then silence. She just lay there on the floor. Prof Burk got all paranoid "Lights up" she said, the lights went up and all these people start hoarding the girl to see if shes ok and she gets up and nothing is wrong with her. Like its some joke. Damn.
I say theres a curse because a couple of days ago during our stage rehersal this girl passing thru falls off the stairs leading up to the front stage. Its like someone grabbed her foot and she fell flat on her face. It turned out the heel of her shoe got stuck on the step so she sorta tripped. That was like "THUMP" and she gets up so quickly off the floor its like she bouced so more like "BOING" than "THUMP". Her heel actually came off the shoe and she didn't even bother to fix the shoe. She bounced up and walked away like nothing happened even though she knew about 10 people saw her. I mean, she was ONLY in the front of the theater.
If you recall a few months ago (was it that long ago?) during "the worse play I ever been to", that one girl falls flat on her face during the start on Act II (which happened to be near the front of the stage) and caused me and Kat to stiffle laughs for about 10 minutes.
Weird.
Well tonite one of the main reasons I went to the first night performance (other than extra credit) was to see the play I wrote being performed. My play was used as an extra-credit performance and the group only had a week to work on it. Rules are, the writer can't have any input into the production of the play so I had no idea what to expect. All in all it went pretty well, but the acting could have been better and I don't think the audienced laughed as hard as they should have. They changed a few lines and interpreted my characters in different ways but it was ok....still they audience didn't laugh as hard as they should have. Is something wrong with my humor?(BTW the play was about underware haunting an "all too perfect" family and it just so happens that the boxer and brazier once belonged to the famous "cross-dresser" of town). Like I said, is there something wrong with my humor?
One day I'll find the original file and post it in the FUCK|IT section. Unless it was on that damaged disk. Then that would suck because I wouldn't be able to post it unless I type it out again from the printed copy......that would suck the big weinner.....um....I will force myself to digress now.
Sheena 
wrote me. Here's her letter.
Isn't she cute? Here's my response. Aint I cheezy?
Bye.
P.S. Please please please God, don't let me fall or trip or crash on stage tomorrow. Please please please!