Rhodes: Youth has the key here and he's trying to pull down those steps to
advance to the third and top level, where Grendel is unconscious!! But the
briefcase is there and it looks like Youth and Chainsaw Charlie are the two
favorites right now!

Stallion: No doubt about it! THP coming to after that vicious golf club shot
and Youth has the rope, and those steps are pulling down here!!!!! The steps
are pulling down, and soon, we're going to have some action on the third and top
level!

Rhodes: That's right! The fire continues here on the second level, as Frantic
has Larry Gionet, AND HE JUST BACKBODY DROPPED HIM DOWN ONTO THE FIRE! GOOD GOD!!!! Gionet jumping up holding his back, and Shane Stud knocks Gionet back down into the fire with a huge forearm!

Stallion: Look at Mighty Ryan Kelly! He's grabbed Joe Snow here and he's hooked
him in a suplex position! HE PICKS HIM UP....AND SUPLEXES HIM DOWN ONTO THAT BROKEN GLASS AND THOSE THUMBTACKS!!!!! MY GOD! And right there on the steel too!!!!!

Rhodes: The blood continues to flow here at Carnacage 99!!! OH MY!!! Disturbed
Youth just dropped Shane Stud with a huge right hand! Accidental though! After
nailing Gionet with a forearm, Street Punk pushed Stud back and Stud bumped into
Disturbed Youth, trying to pull those steps down! Youth didn't know what hit
him and nailed Stud, not even knowing it was him!

Stallion: And now Youth helping Shane Stud up, but Street Punk grabs Youth,
AND DROPS HIM WITH A DDT RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE STEEL!!!! MY OH MY!! BUT LOOK OUT STREET PUNK! There's Frantic with a vicious chairshot over the head of Punk!!!!!!

Rhodes: And now we see the Jester grabbing Jago Ripley here and the Jester is
handcuffing Ripley to the side of the steel! Jester is handcuffing him with
handcuffs from the box of toys!! Ripley struggling to break free but he cannot
and now The Jester picks up a singapore cane!!! Jester charges in at Ripley
with the cane!!!!

SMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!

Stallion: AND JESTER NAILS RIPLEY WITH A VICIOUS CANE SHOT! Ripley with no where to go! Jester turns around, and there's THP RIGHT THERE WITH A VICIOUS CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE JESTER!!!! Jester goes down! THP limping around there and he's a bloody mess, and in a lot of pain, and look at Rancid!! Rancid has picked up that flaming towel from the chair used by Chainsaw Charlie moments ago!!!!

Rhodes: Rancid has that towel, and he's behind THP! OH NO!!!!! AND RANCID
THROWS THE TOWEL ON THP'S FACE!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! THP CAN"T SEE AND HE HAS A BURNING TOWEL ON HIS HEAD!!!! But look at this! Chainsaw Charlie picks up that bullrope with the cowbell on it, and waffles Rancid over the back of the head with it!!!!!

Stallion: And now Charlie pulls that towel off of THP's head!!! MY GOD!! LOOK
AT THE BLOOD! THE BURNS! THE BRUISES! On THP's face!! THP in agony as Chainsaw Charlie saves him and shows a little compassion! Charlie gets up, and there's Storm Richards right there.....AND HE LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD ON CHAINSAW CHARLIE!

Rhodes: WHAT IN THE HELL!? A sleeper hold in Carnacage!? Storm's a freakin
idiot!!!! Charlie gets himself out of it though, pulls himself away, grabs
Storm...AND DROPS HIM WITH THE CHAINSAW CUTTER!!!!!! OH MY!!!! RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL!!!!!

Stallion: The flames continuing to pick up.....wait a second! Youth has those steps down all of the way and he's walking up them!!! Youth going up the steps to
the third level! As opposed to the first level, there are two sets of steps to
advance to the second level, but here, there is only one stairway to the third
level! One stairway to hell!

Rhodes: That's right, and Youth has made it up there!!!! Mark Patterson slowly
following him up to the third level, but Youth reaches right into that box of
toys, and grabs an ironing board, and NAILS PATTERSON WITH IT AND PATTERSON GOES FLYING DOWN THE STEPS AND BACK DOWN TO THE SECOND FLOOR!!!! And Frantic goes right over Patterson and up to the third floor!!! FRANTIC IS NOW ON THE THIRD LEVEL!

Stallion: Frantic, and Youth, the first two men, and both men looking in the
box of toys to find that third and final key!! Both men looking hard and taking
shots at each other while they can!!! The winner takes home One Million Dollars
AND A title shot at any title they want, anytime they want it!

Rhodes: That's right! Let's analyze this thing right now! Mighty Ryan Kelly
is definetly a favorite since he's won it before! Frantic and Youth are making
strong showings! Mark Patterson, this isn't his type of match, but never say
never! Nor is it Shane Stud's! The Jester is doing good right now, as are
Joe Snow, Street Punk and Larry Gionet! Jago Ripley looks to be out of this
thing as he's still handcuffed to the side of the cage on the second level!

Stallion: And Rancid and Chainsaw Charlie have to be favorites as well! Now,
Larry Gionet has Shane Stud, and he tries to throw him into the side of the
cage!!!! Stud holding off here, and nails Gionet with a right hand....and
HOOKS HIM!!! AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!!

Rhodes: MY GOD! RIGHT ON THE STEEL!!!! OH MY! And now Joe Snow trying to make it up to that third level! But Mighty Ryan Kelly right behind him! Kelly
clips his knee, and Snow collapses there half way up the steps! Kelly grabs
him in a side belly to back......

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Stallion: AND KELLY DROPS HIM OFF THOSE STEPS BACK DOWN TO THE SECOND LEVEL WITH A SIDE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! Snow hits hard!! And now Kelly charges up those steps, and he is the third man on the top!!!!!

Rhodes: That's right!! And Youth sees Kelly now and both men back Frantic into
the corner! Look at Grendel! His body is laid out there on the steel! You can
surely assume he's unconscious! And right now, Youth and Kelly taking it to
Frantic in the corner! BUT HERE COMES CHAINSAW CHARLIE!!!!!!!

Stallion: Charlie coming up! NO WAIT!!! RANCID IS BEHIND CHAINSAW CHARLIE! AND RANCID BLASTS CHARLIE WITH A STEEL CHAIR FROM BEHIND!!!!! Charlie falls at the top of the steps and Rancid stomps him in the head! And now Rancid reaches down, AND GRABS CHARLIE"S KEY!!! AND HE MOVES INTO THE THIRD LEVEL!

Rhodes: And the crowd errupts as Rancid enters and makes it four men up top!
Ten men remain on the second level! Rancid has his chair and he smacks Youth
over the back of the head with it!!!!

SMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!

Stallion: AND NOW HE SMACKS KELLY OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! BOTH YOUTH AND KELLY GO DOWN!!!!!!!!! He charges at Frantic in the corner with it, but Frantic DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO RANCID"S FACE!!!! OH MY!!!! And Rancid falls back and down onto Grendel's unconscious body!!!!!!

Rhodes: And now Frantic reaches down into Youth's pocket, and grabs the key
that Youth had! Now moments ago, Youth and Charlie had the first two of three
keys! Now Rancid has one, and Frantic has one! And Frantic has grabbed a
baseball bat now!!! OH MY!

Stallion: THP trying to make it up to the third level, but Frantic takes the
bat, AND OH MY GOD!!!!! FRANTIC NAILS THP RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE BAT! WHAT A SHOWING BY FRANTIC!!!!!! He looks like a favorite to win this thing right now!

Rhodes: No doubt about it! He and Rancid are in control, although Rancid is a
bit down right now! WAIT! WE NOW HAVE FIVE MEN ON THE THIRD AND TOP LEVEL! Frantic, Youth, Kelly, Rancid, and now Chainsaw Charlie has just joined them! CHARLIE HAS ENTERED THE THIRD LEVEL! And now Charlie knocks Frantic out of the way and he goes towards the box of toys!

Stallion: AND CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY FINDS THE THIRD KEY! ALREADY! ALL THREE KEYS HAVE BEEN FOUND! And now Charlie running back over to the steps here and he's going to pull those steps up!!!! Charlie pulling those steps up!! BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!! Here comes Larry Gionet!!! Gionet is pulling the steps
back down!

Rhodes: Gionet has succeeded, as he has the steps back down! And now he
charges up the steps! He gets to the top, and nails CHARLIE OUT OF THE
WAY!!!!! WAIT A SECOND!! STORM RICHARDS IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!!

Stallion: Storm makes it in just in time, and Storm goes over to the box of
toys, and Storm grabs a fire extinguisher!!!! And now Storm is going back
down the steps! WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

Rhodes: Storm making his way down the steps with the fire extinguisher!! And
now he's proceeding to PUT OUT THE FIRE!! MY GOD!!! STORM IS PUTTING OUT THE FIRE!!!!! I guess he's trying to save his own life here!!!!

Stallion: Obviously so! Storm has put out the fire but look at this!! There's
Street Punk and Punk just nailed Storm with a chair! And now Punk picks up that
fire extinguisher!! And Punk nailing anyone and everyone in his path!!! AND
NOW PUNK IS GOING UP THE STEPS!!

Rhodes: And Larry Gionet is awaiting him at the steps! Both men at the top of
the steps now and they are pulling those steps up!!! They're pulling the steps
up here and they have them in place! BUT LOOK OUT GUYS!!! FROM BEHIND! IT"S CHAINSAW CHARLIE!!!! WITH A CHAIR! And Charlie just took out both men with that steel chair! OH MY!

Stallion: THE BLOOD FLOWS!!!! Like it has never before! And now Charlie takes
his key and locks in those steps!!!! And there we go!!!!!! The second level
is cut off!!!!! The Jester, Shane Stud, and THP all so close to those steps
as they were being pulled up, but not in time! And now Stud and THP are actually battling with each other!! On the second level, even though their game is done! Those three men, along with Joe Snow, Storm Richards, Mark Patterson and Jago Ripley are all eliminated! SEVEN MEN REMAIN IN THE THIRD LEVEL! ONE OF THESE SEVEN WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

Rhodes: Actually eight, if you include Grendel! Mighty Ryan Kelly, Frantic,
Street Punk, Chainsaw Charlie, Larry Gionet, Rancid and Disturbed Youth are the
men that remain!!!! One of these men will win here tonight!!!

Stallion: SEVEN MEN! That's all that's left! AND OH MY GOD!!!!! Jesse, is
that what I think it is!?!?!

Rhodes: IT LOOKS LIKE IT!!!!! BUT I DON"T LIKE THOSE THINGS!! GET IT AWAY FROM HERE!

Stallion: IT"S A SNAKE! A SNAKE! RANCID HAS JUST PULLED A DAMN SNAKE OUT OF THE BOX OF TOYS!!!! He, Frantic, and Chainsaw Charlie each have one key and Rancid pulled that snake out, and that's caused everyone to back up!!!!

Rhodes: And RANCID JUST THREW THAT SNAKE OVER ONTO FRANTIC!!!! Frantic backs up with it, he staggers a bit, AND FRANTIC THROWS THE SNAKE ONTO STREET PUNK!! PUNK IS FLIPPING OUT!!!!

Stallion: Punk is freaking out, what the hell is this, hot potato with a snake!?? MY GOD! Punk just put that snake down, and Punk takes that fire extinguisher, AND STREET PUNK IS SHOOTING THE SNAKE WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

Rhodes: BUT WATCH OUT PUNK!!! Because there's Disturbed Youth right there with a huge stop sign! Wait! Mighty Ryan Kelly is setting up a table, as that briefcase hangs right above all seven men! Kelly is setting up a table here in the cage, AS YOUTH JUST BLASTED PUNK WITH THE STOP SIGN!!!!!!

Stallion: Punk's a bloody mess, but he continues to fight!!! Kelly has that
table setup, but Larry Gionet nails Kelly from behind! WAIT A SECOND THOUGH!
Here comes Youth and now Youth is beating on Gionet! Both Youth and Kelly
working together here and they both pick up Gionet!

CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stallion: AND THEY DROP HIM DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! OH MY! And Kelly and Youth standing there together, but there is Frantic and Chainsaw Charlie!
Frantic attacks Youth here as Charlie attacks Kelly!!!! All four men are battling it out!

Rhodes: And Gionet and Punk are both down, as is Grendel! BUT LOOK AT RANCID! RANCID IS RIGHT THERE AND HE"S GRABBED THAT FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!!! AND IN THE OTHER HAND, A BASEBALL BAT!

Stallion: WHAT IN THE HELL IS RANCID PLANNING TO DO!?!?! Rancid grabs the bat, AND HE NAILS KELLY OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!!!!! HE TAKES THE BAT, AND NAILS YOUTH OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT! MY GOD! BOTH MEN GO DOWN!

Rhodes: AND NOW RANCID NAILS CHARLIE WITH IT! CHARLIE GOES DOWN! AND FINALLY, RANCID NAILS FRANTIC WITH THE BAT!!!!!!!! AND FRANTIC IS DOWN! This crowd is going nuts as Rancid reaches in Charlie's pocket and grabs THE KEY! RANCID HAS TWO KEYS NOW!!! Frantic has the final key!

Stallion: AND RANCID REACHES INTO HIS POCKET! Rancid grabs the key from Frantic! NO!!!!! WAIT!!! FRANTIC HAD A HANDFULL OF THUMBTACKS AND HE JUST THREW THEM INTO THE EYES OF RANCID!!!!

Rhodes: AND RANCID FALLS BACK!!! RANCID FALLS BACK AND FRANTIC GRABS THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!! Frantic has it, AND FRANTIC SHOOTS RANCID WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUSIHER! SMOKE EVERYWHERE!!! RANCID IS BLINDED AND CAN'T SEE! And Frantic goes towards him to grab the other two keys!!!

Stallion: BUT RANCID BLINDLY GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! MY GOD!!!! Rancid couldn't see a thing, but he just dropped Frantic with a facebuster!!!!! RIGHT ON THE STEEL!

Rhodes: And now Rancid wiping his eyes here and he's beginning to see! And
he reaches over towards Frantic and grabs the key!!! Chainsaw Charlie is getting
up though!! As RANCID NOW HAS ALL THREE KEYS TO THE CHEST!!!!!!!!

Stallion: And Charlie charges in at Rancid, but Rancid grabs a steel chair,
AND BLASTS CHARLIE OVER THE HEAD WITH IT JUST IN TIME!!!!! And now Rancid grabs a ladder and he's setting the ladder up!!

Rhodes: Rancid has the ladder setup!! He goes up the ladder and the chest is
there at the very top of the third and top level!!!!! Rancid puts in one key!
THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!! Gionet, Punk, Youth, all starting to get up! Kelly, Frantic, Charlie, all slowly moving!!!!!

Stallion: And Rancid puts in the second key!!! ONE MORE KEY!! RANCID HAS
THE THIRD KEY OUT!!! HE PUTS IT IN, IT UNLOCKS THE CHEST!!!! THE BRIEFCASE OF MONEY FALLS!!!!! AND RANCID WINS THE 1999 CARNACAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Carnacage 99, RANCID!!!!!!!


Rhodes: AND THIS CROWD IS ERRUPTING!!!!! WAIT!! Chainsaw Charlie goes
towards the ladder....AND CHARLIE KICKS THE LADDER OVER! MY GOD!! RANCID FALLS OFF OF THE LADDER WITH THE BRIEFCASE AND HE HITS THE STEEL HARD!!!!!

Stallion: MY GOD!!!! Rancid getting back up here and he's staggering as
Chainsaw Charlie is staring at him!!!! Frantic is getting up to, and all
three men staring at each other!!!!!!!

Rhodes: AND ALL THE WHILE, Street Punk and Larry Gionet are brawling with
Mighty Ryan Kelly and Disturbed Youth! They don't even care that Rancid won!
Those four men are brawling amongst each other!

Stallion: And Frantic, Charlie and Rancid all staring at each other! All a
bloody mess! All brutalized after this insane battle! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE
BATTLE! AND RANCID HAS WON IT HERE TONIGHT!!!! For Jesse Rhodes, I'm Derek Stallion! This has been Carnacage!! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!


[The scene fades out with Chainsaw Charlie, Frantic and Rancid all staring at
each other as Rancid holds the briefcase. On the side of the third level,
Youth and Kelly are brawling with Punk and Gionet.]


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Now, here is the full recap of Carnacage 99!


The opening match was Red Rose Disaster versus Abnormal Behavior in a Career Match. The match ended when Street Punk ran in and laid out both men, and promised to take the WWC Hardcore Title by the night's end.

Mark "The Amateur" Patterson then defeated Grendel in an upset via pinfall in the second match of the evening. Following the match, Grendel was laid out by a mysterious person and covered in black. (We would later find out this man was Revelation).

Ace Fireside and Rick Frost, reformed as Attitude Adjustment then made their pay-per-view teaming return to defeat James Ramon and Luke Golden via pinfall, in part three of the event. Following this, Dave Morrison, The Mad Hatter and Fan Boy, three former WWC superstars were shown in attendance.

Former WWC wrestler Antonio Taveraz was then shown backstage complaining about the ovation that Dave Morrison recieved. He then swore that if Morrison recieved an ovation like that again, he would nail him straight in his face.

In the first of the Triple Hardcore Challenge, Chainsaw Charlie defeated Joe Snow. It was a brutal matchup, but a non-title one as well.

Following this, the WWC International Champion Larry Gionet defeated The Jester via disqualification. This came after Jago Ripley and The Beast came in and attacked Gionet, resulting in the DQ. They then turned their attention to the Jester and the three men attacked The Jester until Insanity Incarnate made the save.

Insanity Incarnate then battled The Super Destroyers and were able to defeat them via pinfall after some mis-communication between Ripley and the Beast. Following this match, Ripley propositioned Gionet into joining the Trio of Terror. Gionet had a better idea though, and told Ripley that if he and The Beast could defeat Street Punk and Joe Snow at the next tv show, they would be the tag team of the Trio of Terror and Punk and Snow would be out.

In the second of the Triple Hardcore Challenge matches, Frantic defeated Street Punk via pinfall. It was an absolutely brutal and bloody battle and Punk recieved help to the back following the matchup.

Jon Massey then came out and was about to make a huge announcement when Eric Davidson and Kevin Beck came down to the ring. The two men said that they were the ones who shot Jon and Jon and Storm Richards attacked them both. They then revealed that they weren't the ones to really do it and their lives were threatened if they did not come out and say they did it. Massey then asked them who it was, and with that, JaMeS RioT stormed out from the back shocking the world. Massey left abruptly and disturbed, and RioT attacked Storm Richards and left him laying before leaving the scene.

The third and final match in the Triple Hardcore Challenge took place with a four way dance for the WWC Hardcore Title. It was an absolutely brutal and bloody battle and Street Punk defeated all the odds and won the matchup after pinning Joe Snow. He won, becoming the new WWC Hardcore Champion.

The next match was a WWC World Television Title match with Mad Dog Mortimer defending against Mighty Ryan Kelly. Frat Boy, originally scheduled to be the referee was announced as not being at the show prior to the match and was also announced to be suspended. However, he came out during the match and helped Kelly win, and counted the three count, apparently giving Kelly the win, and apparently making him the new WWC TV Champion. Kelly was confused while Mortimer was angry at the conclusion of the matchup.

Rancid defeated THP in a Hell in a Cell battle that was very brutal! The two men battled all over, but Rancid was able to defeat the big man via pinfall.

Shane Stud defeated Disturbed Youth in an epic World Heavyweight Title matchup to once again become the WWC World Heavyweight Champion!

Rancid defeated twenty nine other men to win the Carnacage three-level matchup, taking home $1 million and a title shot at any title, any time! Advancing to level two were fourteen wrestlers, including: Rancid, Mighty Ryan Kelly, Shane Stud, Disturbed Youth, Joe Snow, Street Punk, Larry Gionet, THP, Frantic, Chainsaw Charlie, The Jester, Storm Richards, Jago Ripley and Mark "The Amateur" Patterson! Seven of those fourteen advanced to the top and third level, including: Rancid, Chainsaw Charlie, Frantic, Disturbed Youth, Mighty Ryan Kelly, Larry Gionet and Street Punk! Rancid took home the money and the title shot in the finale of the event!