Stallion: Those fourteen men are brawling it out on the second level here and
the second key has not yet been found!!!! There is a table on the second level,
that was obviously proppod up behind that box of toys, and now Street Punk and
Joe Snow are setting up that table right there on the steel covered mat!!!!

Rhodes: That's right! And Street Punk grabs Jago Ripley and rams him head first
into the top of the table! Ripley staggers into Joe Snow, all three men by
the way are a bloody mess! And now Snow grabs Ripley and holds him as Street
Punk grabs a singapore cane!!!! Punk charges in with the cane, Ripley moves,
AND PUNK NAILS SNOW WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE!!! I THINK PUNK HAD TIME TO STOP TOO!!! BUT HE DID NOT!

Stallion: Well, remember earlier toniht, Snow didn't help Punk in the Four Way
Dance for the Hardcore Title, so perhaps Punk is getting a little revenge! Snow
falls to the mat and Ripley nails Street Punk with a right hand!!! Punk turns
around, and Disturbed Youth is right there! Youth picks up Punk, AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH THE 3D!!!! DISTURBED DEATH DROP!!!! RIGHT INTO THAT TABLE! OH MY!

Rhodes: And now The Jester and Mark Patterson battling it out!!! Both men
nailing each other, and The Jester reaches down into that box of toys, and he
picks up a frying pan!!!! The Jester picks up a frying pan, AND BLASTS MARK
PATTERSON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! PATTERSON IS BUSTED OPEN!!!! OH MY!!!!

Stallion: Blood pouring down the face of Patterson! Look at Rancid there!
Rancid has WWC Announcer Storm Richards and he is driving him face first into
the steel side of the structure!!!! Raking his face against that cage, and that
is the bloodiest I have ever seen a WWC announcer!

Rhodes: No doubt about it! And....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Is that what I think it is Derek Stallion!? Do I really see an orange road cone coming out of that
box of toys!?

Stallion: That's what it is!!! An orange road cone! Chainsaw Charlie's got
it too, AND HE"S WAFFLING LARRY GIONET OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Charlie beating Gionet over the head with that orange road cone and that too is a first in the WWC!!!!!

Rhodes: No doubt about it! And now Chainsaw Charlie puts that orange road
cone onto Gionet's head!!!!! And he reaches into the box and pulls out a night
stick! Charlie has a nightstick, AND HE NAILS GIONET OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! Charlie hits that cone with it and Gionet staggers!

Stallion: And now Charlie nails him in the midsection!!!!! He reaches into
Gionet's pocket, and pulls out the key!!!! And now Charlie has the key! And
he nails Gionet with that nightstick one last time!! And Gionet staggers back
towards that table, where Street Punk is getting up!

Rhodes: Punk is getting up, and Gionet falls back into him! Punk turns him
around, and Gionet is swinging and he nails Punk! Punk picks up a steel chair
though, AND BLASTS THE ORANGE ROAD CONE ON GIONET'S HEAD!!! GIONET GOES DOWN TO THE STEEL!!!!!!

Stallion: Unbelievable!!! And now Frantic is battling it out with the World
Heavyweight Champion Shane Stud! Both men battling it out back and forth and
Disturbed Youth coming over! Youth and Stud have reconciled and now both men
working on Frantic! Both men take Frantic, and THROW HIM INTO THE SIDE OF THE STEEL CAGE!!!!!! Frantic hits hard!

Rhodes: And now both men pull Frantic off of the side of the cage and pick
him up!!! They both hold him high in the air!!!! Mighty Ryan Kelly comes
over, grabs Frantic by the neck, AND DROPS FRANTIC WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO THE STEEL FROM MIDAIR!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! FRANTIC DROPS ON THAT STEEL HARD!

Stallion: OH MY! I don't know what's more incredible, how hard Frantic hit or
how amazing that manuever was! What a move! And Kelly high fives Stud and
Youth and he turns around, AND RANCID BLASTS HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! But wait a second! Here comes The Jester! The Jester jumps on the back of Rancid!

Rhodes: BIG MISTAKE!!!! Jester on Rancid's back, AND RANCID FALLS BACK WITH HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN HIT THE STEEL, but Jester breaks Rancid's fall and Jester's back hits that steel HARD!!!! OH MY!!!!! And now Rancid pulls himself up,
but there's Storm Richards! Storm Richards pulls a barbed wire two by four out
of that box of toys and he has a gas can!!!!!!!!!

Stallion: And now Storm is pouring gas onto that two by four!!! OH MY!!! He's
is drenching it in gas!!! He must be preparing it for something, but nonetheless,
Joe Snow just nailed Mark Patterson with a huge frying pan shot over the head and
Patterson continues to bleed profusely!!! Patterson falls to the mat and now
Snow gets down on his knees here and he is raking Mark's face right into the
steel fenced floor!!!!!!!

Rhodes: And this crowd watching all of this wild and crazy action in awe and
amazement!!!!! Storm Richards has put that gas can down!!! And now he grabs
a lighter from that box of toys! Storm grabs the lighter and HE LIGHTS THE
TWO BY FOUR!!!!! HE LIGHTS IT! THAT BARBED WIRE TWO BY FOUR IS ON FIRE!!!!

Stallion: Hmmm....where have we seen this before!? OH NO!!! Wait!! Some of
that gas has fallen onto the mat there and that too is flaming!!!!! Some of the
mat and steel of the second level's floor is now flaming!!! OH MY GOD!!!! And
Storm, that idiot! First he has that key and doesn't know what to do, now he
has the flaming two by four and he doesn't even know what to do with it!!!!

Rhodes: Well, too late to decide!!! Rancid just grabbed that two by four!!
AND HE GRABBED IT ON THE FLAMING AND BARBED WIRE SIDE!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!??! MY GOD! THAT INSANE NUT!!! AND NOW HE TAKES IT AND DRIVES IT STRAIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF STORM RICHARDS!!!! MY GOD!!!!!

Stallion: And this crowd is going nuts! Storm Richards is earning his pay
tonight! But wait a second!!!!! THP KICKS THAT FLAMING TWO BY FOUR INTO THE FACE OF RANCID!!!! And Rancid goes down! And now THP picks up Rancid here! AND HE"S CALLING FOR A JACKNIFE!!!!!!

Rhodes: And he lays that flaming two by four out!!!! He lays it out right on
the part of the mat that's already burning!!!! There's a flame coming right
through the chain link fence covering the mat! And now THP has Rancid! He
picks him up!!! NO!!!!! RANCID WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!! AND THP FALLS
OVER ONTO THAT FLAMING BARBED WIRE TWO BY FOUR!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!

Stallion: And Rancid steps DOWN ONTO THE MIDSECTION OF THP!!! TRYING TO DRIVE THP DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THAT FLAMING TWO BY FOUR! THAT CRAZY SON OF A BITCH! And now Rancid grabbing THP's long hair!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL!?! Rancid pulling that long hair and he's putting it in the flames!!!!! HE"S TRYING TO LIGHT
THP"S HAIR ON FIRE!

Rhodes: HE"S A MAD MAN! A MAD MAN I TELL YOU! That's why you don't let someone like him IN CARNACAGE! TOO INSANE! TOO CRAZY! And THP fighting for his life here!!! Meanwhile, The Jester has a strand of barbed wire!!! He's holding it, AND HE RAKES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF RANCID!!!!!!

Stallion: You would of thought he would have learned the first time around,
that you do not mess with Rancid in this type of match! That was effective
though as it cuts open the back of Rancid! And now Jester raking that barbed
wire against the forehead of Rancid!!!!!

Rhodes: Jago Ripley has grabbed that singapore cane!!!! And he's behind The
Jester....AND RIPLEY NAILS THE JESTER WITH A LOW BLOW WITH THE CANE! OH NO!! OH NO!! You know that's gonna leave a mark! GOOD GOD! But watch out Ripley! YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A LITTLE TROUBLE!!!!!!

Stallion: I think he is! Because Frantic is right there behind RipleY! And
Frantic spins him around, AND DROPS HIM WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL!!!! OH MY!!! THP has finally just saved his own life by getting up just in time, but his
back is not only burnt, but it's bloody too! OH MY! Not a pretty sight!

Rhodes: Let's emphasize that the second key has not yet been found, and the
first key, I believe Chainsaw Charlie has it, am I correct Derek?

Stallion: Yes, Charlie has the key, and speaking of Charlie, right now, he is
taking it to Street Punk!!! Those two have been brawling on and off throughout
this entire thing! BUT WAIT A SECOND!!!!! WAIT JUST A SECOND!!!! MY GOD!!!
The fourteen men who were left on the first level and eliminated were all pretty
much on their way back to the back of the building......

Rhodes: BUT TWO OF THEM TOOK A DIFFERENT ROUTE!!!! Revelation and Grendel! BOTH MEN ARE BLOODY AND BOTH MEN ARE CLIMBING UP THIS THREE STORY STRUCTURE!! MY GOD!!!! THEIR BATTLE IS NOT YET OVER!!!!!

Stallion: This is unprescedented!!!! Both men brawling and climbing up the structure!!!! I hope they are not going to the roof! That's nearly thirty feet in the air!!!!! They can't be!!!!

Rhodes: Well you idiot, that's the only place you can go if you're going up!!
So don't act like it doesn't happen, so when it does you can put it over even
more, because THEY"RE GOING UP THERE!!!!!! And this crowd loves every minute of it!!!!!

Stallion: This reminds me of last year!!! When Rancid and Jon Massey's Bounty
Hunter brawled up on the top of the structure and Rancid threw him off!!!!

Rhodes: He sure did!!! That son of a bitch did that, he destroyed the whole
damn cage, he did everything!!!! He's a nuisance!!! And he shouldn't be in
this thing!!!!

Stallion: But right now, that's not the big story!!! Revelation and Grendel
are on the top of the cage now!!!! OH MY!!!!!!!!

[The camera pans way back for a wide shot of the incredible scene]

Rhodes: Both men are brawling up there now on top of the structure and this
crowd is going nuts as the fourteen men still involved in Carnacage battle on
the middle structure!!!!! They cannot see what's going on, but Revelation and
Grendel are up here battling it out, AND REVELATION JUST NAILED GRENDEL WITH A HUGE KNEE LIFT!!!!

Stallion: And now Revelation grabs Grendel here and scoops him up!! He has
Grendel up here! He picks him up!!! OH MY GOD!!!! REVELATION HAS GRENDEL IN A TOMBSTONE TYPE POSITION!!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOF!!!! HE DROPS HIM!!!!!!!!!

CRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!



BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stallion: MY GOD!!!!!!!! REVELATION JUST TOMBSTONED GRENDEL THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CARNACAGE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR OF THE TOP AND THIRD LEVEL!!!! GRENDEL WENT THROUGH THE ROOF AND FELL DOWN RIGHT BY THE BRIEFCASE AND HE IS OUT COLD!

Rhodes: MY GOD!!!!! Grendel may be dead!!!! Again! HAHA! But no one can
check on him because he's out cold on the floor of that third level, right above
those fourteen men brawling!!!!! He looks unconscious!!!!!

Stallion: And Revelation is standing on the roof with the crowd going nuts!!
And now Revelation is climbing back down the cage!!!!! Revelation is making
his way back down the cage! I guess his job is done! He's making his way back
down the cage here as the brawls continue in the second level!!!!!

Rhodes: And look at this, Revelation making his way back down, and he's right
there on the side of the second level there! And look at Joe Snow!!! Joe Snow
staring right at him! And we saw what Revelation did to Joe Snow earlier tonight
after the Four Way Hardcore Title match!

Stallion: That's right!!!! Snow staring at Revelation!!!! Revelation runs
his thumb across his throat, but Snow grabs a chair, charges in at the side of
the cage, AND BLASTS IT AND REVELATION WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!


CRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stallion: MY GOD!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!! REVELATION JUST FELL NEARLY TWENTY
FEET FROM THE SIDE OF THE CAGE RIGHT DOWN HERE NEXT TO US THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! GRENDEL LOOKS DEAD ON THE THIRD LEVEL AND REVELATION LOOKS DEAD RIGHT HERE NEXT TO US!!!!!!!

Rhodes: MY GOD!!!!!!!!! This is incredible as paramedics coming out here to
check on Revelation! Meanwhile, back on the second level, we can't ignore all
of the action! Joe Snow grinning at what he has done to Revelation, but look
at Shane Stud!!!! Shane Stud is right behind Joe Snow! He taps him on his
shoulder! Snow turns around, AND STUD DROPS SNOW DOWN ONTO THE STEEL WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!!!

Stallion: SNOW GOES DOWN!!!!! And now Disturbed Youth is brawling with Street Punk and Youth driving Punk's face right into the side of the cage!!!!! Rancid
has a steel chair though, and he runs in towards Youth, BUT YOUTH MOVES, AND RANCID NAILS PUNK WITH THE CHAIR! HE DOESN'T CARE THOUGH! BECAUSE HE NAILS YOUTH TOO!!!!!

Rhodes: Nailing both men!!!! And now The Jester has that can of gasoline!!
The Jester has the can of gasoline!!!!! And Jester is pouring the gasoline all
over the second level!!!!! What in the hell is he doing!?!? Jester is pouring
that gasoline everywhere!!!!!!

Stallion: UNBELIEVEABLE! And now Chainsaw Charlie has Jago Ripley and he's
setting up yet another table on that second level!!! But Larry Gionet nails
Charlie from behind! And now Gionet and Ripley working together to beat down
Charlie here!!!!!

Rhodes: Ripley holding Charlie and Gionet driving a chair into the midsection
of Charlie here!!!! And now they both put Charlie up on the table!!!! BUT
HERE COMES FRANTIC!!!! Frantic comes out of no where with a cookie sheet and
he blasts Gionet over the head!!!!!! And now he blasts Ripley over the head
with it!!!!!

Stallion: But right there, is the big man THP with a steel trash can! And he
nails Frantic over the head with it! Frantic staggers back, and THP puts it on
top of his head!!!!!! And now THP leaning down and grabbing that barbed wire
and hot two by four that was just against his back and he has it!!! OH NO!!!

Rhodes: THP GETTING READY FOR BATTING PRACTIC HERE AS FRANTIC STAGGERS WITH THE TRASH CAN ON IS HEAD! Frantic moving forward, THP swings, AND GOOD GOD! THP JUST NAILED THAT TRASH CAN AND FRANTIC"S HEAD WITH THAT BARBED WIRE TWO BY FOUR!!!!!!

Stallion: Frantic goes down and out!!!! A barbed wire two by four is a little
extreme, but so is A BASEBALL BAT! And Mighty Ryan Kelly has a baseball bat and I think he wants to do a little batting practice too!!!!! AND HE NAILS THP
RIGHT OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! I THINK KELLY JUST HIT A HOMERUN!!!!!

Rhodes: MY GOD!!! HE SURE DID!!! Storm Richards is literally trying to hide
here behind this box of toys and Mark Patterson pulling him up and nailing him
with rights and lefts!!! And the Jester is still pouring that gasoline all over
the floor here!!!! BUT OH NO!!!! Look at this! Look at this!!!!!

Stallion: RANCID IS STANDING THERE!!!! RANCID STANDING RIGHT THERE WITH THE LIGHTER! HE"S GOT THAT LIGHTER! OH NO!!!!! He leans down, HE LIGHTS THE FIRE!!!! AND HALF OF THIS SECOND LEVEL IS ON FIRE!!!!! THE MAT! THE STEEL MY GOD!!!!!!

Rhodes: Unbelieavble!!!! And Rancid is laughing!!!!! And The Jester drops that gas can!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Stallion: MY GOD!!!!! The Jester is burning here! The Jester has fire on
him!!!! He's trying to put it out and he does just that!!!!! Chainsaw Charlie
taking a towel here and he drops it down into the fire!!! And now Charlie
grabs the flaming towel and puts it onto the back of the chair!

Rhodes: He's wrapping it around the chair! Charlie has a flaming chair now!
AND HE BLASTS JOE SNOW WITH IT!!!!! HE BLASTS JAGO RIPLEY! AND NOW MARK PATTERSON!!!!!! STORM RICHARDS!!!!!! MY GOD! CHARLIE JUST TOOK OUT FOUR PEOPLE WITH THAT FLAMING CHAIR!

Stallion: MY GOD!!!! Hey! Wait a second! I didn't know that Shane Stud played golf!

Rhodes: Huh!?

Stallion: WELL HE DOES NOW! BECAUSE HE JUST BLASTED THP WITH A GOLF CLUB! THP TAKING A WORLD OF PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!

Rhodes: WAIT A SECOND! WAIT A SECOND! THE FLAME OF THE FIRE IS PICKING UP BUT DISTURBED YOUTH JUST REACHED INTO THE BOX OF TOYS AND PULLED OUT A BAG!! IT"S THUMBTACKS AND BROKEN GLASS!!!! AND YOUTH IS DUMPING IT OUT!!!!!!

Stallion: But wait! Youth has found something! YOUTH HAS FOUND THE SECOND KEY! HE GETS THE KEY!!! AND HE HOLDS IT UP!!!! YOUTH HAS THE KEY AND NOW HE"S REACHING FOR THE ROPE TO GO TO THE THIRD LEVEL!!!!!!!

Rhodes: Charlie has the first key! Youth has the second!!!! And Grendel is out cold on the floor of the third level, while the floor of the second level is flaming and on fire!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! WHAT CHAOS!


[To Be Continued...]
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[Carnacage Concludes Next!]