Stallion: Alrighty fans, we've had two exciting matches thus far, with "Twisted" Gary Pate defeating Dave Morrison and Joe Snow defeating Fan Boy for the Hardcore Title! And the interesting part of this, is that both Morrison and Fan Boy will be leaving the WWC!
Rhodes: That's right, Morrison loses a career match and Fan Boy announced his retirement just moments ago! What a night, that's for sure! And right now, apparently, we've got a segment getting ready to go down in the ring!!!!!!! Let's go up to Stewart Scott!
[The scene cuts to the ring where Stewart Scott stands with a microphone.]
Scott: Hello Tokyo, Japan!
[Crowd roars to it's feet.]
Scott: So far we've seen a lot of great action, and there's so much more to come! I know you guys are looking forward to THP and Jericho tonight!
[Another huge pop from the fans.]
Scott: I'm glad to hear that. These people put on a great show. Now, I know you can hardly wait for the Perry Tanhammer and "The Franchise" Shane Stud main event for the WWC World Heavyweight title. But before that, league president Jon Massey has sent me out to the ring to bring you, the fans, a very special interview.
[The crowd pops.]
Scott: I know you want to see those two battle it out here in the ring. You've waiting a long time for it, so I'm sure you can wait a little longer. And if you can't, I'm sure my guest here tonight wouldn't mind teaching you some patience. Well, lets get on with it.
[Scott takes a long pause to compose himself and quiet the crowd]
Scott : A long time ago there was a wrestling league called the Bad Boys Of Wrestling. Now the BBW, run by President Outlaw, ran successfully for years on the talent and skill of it's wrestler. But after a while, things just got bad. When things went down hill, wrestlers went elsewhere for work, and that is basically how the WWC was formed. Some of the BBW's best joined up, and here we are today. A strong, solid federation. But between the time of the BBW's weakening and the WWC's rise to glory, some wrestlers vanished without a trace. Some of the best, most talented men just disappeared into thin air. The WWC is chock full of quality people and great talent, that is why I am excited to announce that one of the old greats is joining up with the new.
[The crowd has no idea who Scott is talking about, but they still cheer loudly in
anticipation of the mystery.]
Scott: Like I said. There were wrestlers lost in the fold of the downfall of the BBW and the emergence of the WWC. One of them is the man backstage waiting to walk down this aisle and into the ring to announce his return to wrestling. He's one of the greats. Hated my most, loved by some, confusing to everyone. Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, I give you the newest member of the WWC. He is........
[The stadium speakers come alive. Blasting across the arena is Crazy Train by
Ozzy Osbourne. From behind the curtains emerges Abnormal Behavior. He walks
slowly toward the ring looking in all directions with his bloodshot eyes at the crowd.
Fans are on their feet screaming in support, other throw trash at the legend.
Abnormal comes out in his black tights and black boots with flames rising from the
soles. He wears a white T-shirt and comes to the ring in a ripped, charred and torn
straight jacket. He has a shaved head except for patches of dark blonde hair
remaining in some places. Abnormal's very wide smile glistens in the spotlight. He
steps up onto the ring apron and raises his foot to step over the top rope into the r
ing. He walks in circles around Scott viewing the crown. He strolls over to the
annalist, grabs the microphone his hand and speaks. ]
Abnormal Behavior: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M BAAAAAACK!! Hello KIDDIES!!! It's time to GET DOWN with the LOW DOWN on the man without a FROWN whose come to TOWN with his EYES on the PRIZE. Are YOU ready? Huh are YOU? Well, ALL righty THEN. Bring it ON. It's time for the MAN to give you his master PLAN. So why don't you sit back, RELAX and enjoy the show 'cause I'm going to be HERE for quite a WHILE. Grab a drink, ake some POPCORN, with butter, and watch. YOU don't want to miss THIS!!"
Scott: Umm, well Abnormal it seems....
Abnormal: No, NO, no. Stewy DON'T call me Abnormal. WE'RE closer that that. PLEASE, you CAN call me MR. BEHAVIOR. Okay?
Scott: Uh, sure. Mr. Behavior.
Abnormal: MUCH better.
Scott: "Mr. Behavior, you've been away from the game for a while. I mean, in the BBW you were the man! multi time World Heavyweight Champ, you held the TV belt, Intercontinental belt. You did it all. Why come back to wrestling and why come back to the BBW."
Abnormal: To tell you the TRUTH, I got lost. I don't mean MENTALLY lost, 'cause we KNOW THAT already. I was walking outside ONE day and bumped INTO a DEAR OLD chum of mine, Jon Massey. AT FIRST I was about to slap him across THE HEAD and rip his nuts OFF, but he said hello to me with a nice BIG SMILE and I knew he was cool. After TALKING to him for a while, and I DO MEAN a while. You see HE is a little CRAZY. He doesn't COMMUNICATE WELL with OTHERS so it took ME some time to FIGURE OUT what he was saying. Anyway, to make a SHORT story LONG, he asked me if I WANTED in with the WWC. So, I said YES.
Scott: Why did you say yes?
Abnormal: "Well, I was THINKING about saying YES, so my BRAIN sends these ELECTRICAL pulses through my nerves into my lips which form to what I WANT TO SAY. Then MY lungs EXHALE and winds comes out of my MOUTH. That's WHY I said yes.
Scott: "ut why make your return to the ring in the WWC?
Abnormal: "Because THAT'S the league MASSEY is president of. If he WAS the PRESIDENT of the FRTYUOP then I would join the FRTYUOP. You SEE what I mean?
Scott: "No, but anyway, what do you want to accomplish here in the WWC?
Abnormal: I GUESS I want to WIN. I mean, what else is THERE to want? You want a TITLE, then you gotta win. You want to BEAT THE CRAP out of someone, you GOTTA win ... unless you SNEAK up from behind REAL QUIETLY and smack him on the HEAD with a CHAIR and then drag him under the RING where you have a BLENDER set up and you PUT his hand in the....
Scott: Okay, I get it man.
Abnormal: That's MR. BEHAVIOR to you.
Scott: Moving on. When you look at the competition here, what do you see?
Abnormal: What competition? OH, you mean the OTHER wrestler guys. A LOT of them were in the BBW when I was there, and when I was IN the BBW I was the BEST wrestler in the joint. SO I think I will have LITTLE problems with the KIDDIES in this league. You got Mad Dog Mortimer, Chainsaw Charlie, Al Blasler, that Frat Boy guy Perry Tenhummers, Larry Gionet, Mighty Ryan Kelly and Street Punk here. All BBW formers. The Hottest Prospect, James Riot, Farm Boy, Shane Stud, Disturbed Youth and the other guys are GOOD for WWC talent but not MY talent. I know it's ALL talk right now, and don't get so HOT under the COLLAR. You DON'T want to cross my path.
Scott: And what is someone does cross your path.
Abnormal: "Then THEY will learn what OTHER KNOW. You just DON'T FUCK WITH THE MAD MAN!!!! SEE YA AROUND KIDDIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne blasts. Abnormal Behavior takes off running down
the aisle and to the backstage area as the scene cuts back to Derek and Jesse at
ringside. ]
Stallion: OH MY FANS! Unbelievable! Abnormal Behavior has arrived in the WWC, and we should all be warned now!
Rhodes: That's right! Hide for cover because who knows what to expect here nowadays!! Nonetheless, it's time to head back to the ring for some great six man action!!!!!! Let's go to the ring!
[The scene cuts to Veronica in the ring.]
SIX MAN WAR
FOR THE RIGHTS OF "THE NUTHOUSE"
The Jester, Maniac & Frenzy
[v]
The Mad Hatter, Frantic & A Mystery Partner
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a special Six Man Tag Team Match! The winners of this match will get the rights to the Nuthouse!!!!!! Introducing first, they consider themselves the "New Nuthouse", they are first, The Jester, and his tag team partners, the former World Tag Team Champions, Maniac and Frenzy, INSANITY INCARANTE!
[The scene cuts to the aisle. "Princesses of the Universe" by Queen begins to blast
as the three men make their way out together.]
Stallion: Here they come! One dangerous trio that's for sure, and they look ready without question!!!!!!
Rhodes: No doubt about it! They're ready for this one, and they have hit the ring!!!! THis oen is gonna be a wild match, no doubt about it!
[The scene cuts back to Veronica]
Veronica: Their opponents, they are the team of Frantic and The Mad Hatter!!!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to the aisle. "Enter Sandman" by Metallica blasts as Frantic and
The Mad Hatter make their way out to a huge reaction from the crowd.]
Stallion: Here comes both men, and they have hit the ring here, but I do not see a partner!
Rhodes: Oh I'm sure they have one back in there in the back somewhere!!!!! We just have to wait and find out who it is!
Stallion: And they are in the ring, and Frantic's got the mic!
Frantic: Jester, Insanity Incarnate, you three boys think you have the rights to the Nuthouse!? You think you can use that name!? Hatter and I were founding fathers of the Nuthouse!!!!! And we're fighting for it tonight! We don't need a damn mystery partner! We don't need anyone but just ourselves! You want a fight, you can fight both of us!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: WHOA! Frantic just dropped the mic and here we go!!!!!!!! I guess it's going to be a three on two match! Both teams battling it out back and forth here! Frantic brawling with the Jester while The Mad Hatter is being beaten down by both Maniac and Frenzy!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY! What chaos this is! A wild brawl!!! The Jester takes Frantic to the outside and slams him into the safety rail!! OH MY!! The Jester charges in and splashes Frantic against the rail and both men go up and over and into the first row!
Stallion: And back inside of the ring, Maniac and Frenzy both working down the Mad Hatter! They take him, double irish whip into the ropes! He comes back and both men go for a double lariat, but Hatter ducks it, comes back, AND DROPS BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHSLINE!!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY! Hatter picks up Frenzy and he slams him to the mat! Maniac is up and Hatter dropkicks the big man! Maniac staggers back and Hatter dropkicks him again! He staggers back into the corner!! Hatter backs up and he runs in and charges in at Maniac, but Maniac catches him, AND SLAMS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER!!! OH MY!!
Stallion: And Maniac with a cover here on Hatter!!!!!!!
1.............
2..............
NO!!!!!!!
Rhodes: Only a two!!!!!! Maniac picks up Hatter here and things have finally calmed down! Maniac tags Frenzy in and in comes Frenzy, who goes to the top rope! Frenzy comes off the top, AND NAILS HATTER WITH A FLYING DROPKICK!!! Frenzy gets up and poses and now runs across the ropes!
Stallion: He crisscrosses, and leaps up on the second rope, AND HE NAILS HATTER WITH A SPRINGBOARD ASAI MOONSAULT!!!!!! Off the second rope!! OH MY!! But Hatter gets his knees up and he nails Frenzy with them!!! GOOD GOD! Right in the ribs!
Rhodes: And now Hatter slowly trying to get up and he does, but Frenzy inches over and tags in The Jester!!!!!! The Jester turned on The Mad Hatter last month at Fighting to Stay Alive, and look at the Jester nailing Hatter with rights and lefts!!!!! But Hatter is starting to laugh!
Stallion: He sure is!!!!!! Hatter beginning to laugh and he's not selling, that's for sure! Hatter gets up and blocks The Jester and NAILS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM!! Hatter grabs him and picks him up and drops him down with a slam! He follows it up with a legdrop! The cover here by the Hatter on Jester!
1...........
2...........
NO!!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: Only a two!!!!!!! Hatter comes back now and nails Jester with a boot to the head and he tags in Frantic!! Frantic comes in and nails Jester with a flying dropkick and that sends Jester right back down tot he mat!! Frantic pulls him up and runs him towards the corner!!!!!!!! He grabs him, runs and COMES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A THREE-FOURTH"S TWISTING BULLDOG!!!!!!! OH MY!
Stallion: Nice move there by Frantic! And now he gets up on the top rope and he's awaiting The Jester here! Frantic's up top and Jester gets up dazed, and Frantic leaps for a hurrancanranna, but THE JESTER CATCHES HIM!!!!!!! He bounces him off the top rope, AND TURNS HIM AROUND AND POWERBOMBS HIM!!!!! Jester with an incredible slingshot powerbomb!!!!!! THE COVER!
1...........
2............
NO!!!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: Only a two!!!!!!!!! Jester up and he tags back in the big man Maniac! And ya gotta admit, even though it's a one man disadvantage, Hatter and Frantic have been doing very well with each other here!
Stallion: Your right about that! And now the big man is in for the Nuthouse and he picks up Frantic and nails him with a headbutt!!!!!!! He grabs Frantic and irish whips him off the ropes! Frantic comes back and Maniac nails him with a big boot to the face!! OH MY!
Rhodes: And the big man comes off the ropes here and DROPS FRANTIC WITH AN ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY!! That's 450 pounds right down to the chest! Maniac with the cover!
1...........
2............
NO!
Stallion: Only a two!! Maniac pulls up Frantic and tags in Frenzy!!!!! Frenzy comes in and drops Frantic with an atomic drop!! He pulls Frenzy up and drops him down with a vicious sidewalk slam to the mat!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: And now Frenzy goes up to the top rope here!!!!! Going up for the Frenzy Splash! He's up top, HE LEAPS OFF, BUT HE MISSES!!!!!!! Frantic moves as Frenzy misses the splash!!!!!! Frantic inches over and makes the tag to Hatter!
Stallion: And The Mad Hatter is in!!!!!!! Hatter is in and he pulls up Frenzy and drops him down with a suplex brainbuster!!!!!!!!! Maniac comes back in, AND HATTER NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT AND THAT SENDS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! OH MY!! And now Jester come off the ropes, but Hatter catches him, AND DROPS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Rhodes: Incredible!!!!!! Hatter cleaning house here!!!!!!!! And now Hatter helps up Frantic here!!!!!!! They both pick up Frenzy and drop him with a double suplex!!!! And now both men planning to go to the top rope for their own version of the Insane Combo!!!!!!!!
Stallion: That's right!! Hatter is going up top first here, and apparently in this manuever, he front face suplexes Frantic down onto the chest of the opponent to get the pin!!!!!!!! He has Frantic here!! But wait! Frantic hops down!!! Frantic hops down now!
Rhodes: What in the world!? Frantic is down and he's calling the Hatter down! He has a better idea! Hatter comes down, BUT FRANTIC CATCHES HIM AS HE DOES AND DROPS HIM WITH A DDT!!!!!!!!! TOP ROPE DDT!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Frantic just dropped the Mad Hatter with a DDT from the top!
Stallion: It's deja-vu all over again!! Last month, the Jester, and now Frantic!! And now The Jester comes back into the ring and he grabs Hatter and picks him up! Frantic spits on the The Mad Hatter! MY GOD! I'm in shock! They've always been best friends!
Rhodes: He spits on him and now The Jester has him!!!!!!!! He grabs him, AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH THE LAST RITES FLATLINER!!!!!! He drops him with it!!!!! It's over! The Jester pins Hatter here!
1...........
2............
3!!!!!!!!!!
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, eight minutes, fifty two seconds, the team of The Jester and Insanity Incarnate!!!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: The Nuthouse has won it, but only thanks to Frantic here! And now all four men are stomping and kicking on Hatter, and Frantic has grabbed Hatter here in an armbar!!!!!!! OH NO!
Stallion: Frantic trying to break the arm of Hatter here!!!!! I've never ever seen Frantic like this!!!!!!!! He's trying to break his arm!! And the Jester has grabbed the microphone!!!!!!!!!!
The Jester: Mad Hatter, did you really think you could trust Frantic!? Think about it!!!! He designs a new finisher, he says that you two do not need a mystery partner! THis and that, YOU CAN"T REALIZE IT! Hatter, Frantic's breaking your arm you sonofabitch! Your career is over, and you're looking at the NEW NUTHOUSE!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY GOD! I just heard something snap in Hatter's arm and he is in pain! And now Frantic has grabbed the microphone!
Frantic: Hatter, everyone's got a price. They named mine. And isn't it ironic that the only man not in the New Nuthouse is the original founding father of the first one? Better you than me!!!!
Stallion: And Frantic spits on Hatter once again and this four man group is leaving now! Frantic, The Jester and Insanity Incarnate! A definite force to be reckoned with!
Rhodes: No doubt about it! What a night thus far!
[To Be Continued...]
[Part Four is Next]
Stallion: Our second consecutive year here in Japan at the Stadium for Beyond the Limits, and what a night thus far!!!!!! We've already had one title match tonight, and now it's time for another, our first three way dance of the evening!
Rhodes: That's right, there's two tonight and this is the first one! The World TV Title will be on the line with the new champ who shocked the world a few weeks ago, Edward Sprinkle, defending against the most recent champs, Al Basler and JaMeS RioT!
Stallion: It should be a wild one!!!!! And with that in mind, let's go to the ring!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to Veronica in the ring.]
WWC WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH
THREE WAY DANCE
Edward Sprinkle
[v]
Al Basler
[v]
JaMeS RioT
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWC World Television Title!!!!!!! Introducing first, he is challenger number one, the former WWC Television Champion, JaMeS RioT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to the aisle. RioT's music begins to play but repeatedly, it begins
to mess up. RioT makes his way out and then stops over by the sound crew techs
and bitches them out. He then takes their table and completely turns it over.]
Stallion: What in the hell!? RioT just demolished their table! OH COME ON! They can't help the fact that the music messed up! Accidents happen!
Rhodes: No, you see, that's where your wrong!!!!! They screwed his music up! Not Fan Boy's, not Morrison, not anyone else, they screwed up JaMeS RioT's music! That's something you don't do! Maybe they'll know better next time!
[The scene cuts back to Veronica]
Veronica: Introducing challenger number two, also a former WWC World Television Champion, AL BASLER!!!!!!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to the aisle as no music plays due to the fact that the table was
turned over, as Al Basler makes his way out to a tremendous ovation from the
crowd.]
Stallion: And here comes Al Basler!!!!!! Once again, no music, thanks to your hero JaMeS RioT!!!!!! Now they gotta fix everything and have it ready hopefully by the next match!
Rhodes: Well I don't really care!!!! It doesn't matter what you think either!! Basler and RioT are out here, but ya know who's next right!? It's our Chris Jericho! IT's Edward Sprinkle!!!!!!! YES!
Stallion: Oh give me a break!
[The scene cuts back to Veronica]
Veronica: And finally, he is the WWC World Television Champion, EDWARD SPRINKLE!!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to the aisle. "My Own Worst Enemy" by Lit begins to play as
Edward Sprinkle makes his way out with the World TV Title belt over his shoulder.]
Stallion: Here comes the champ, and I see the sound guys worked real hard and real fast, because he had music!
Rhodes: Well, not only is he Edward Sprinkle, but he's a TV Champ! An important person! They know better, and they know that a guy like that is supposed to have music when he comes out!
Stallion: All three men are in the ring and the referee holds the belt high over head!! He calls for the bell and we are underway!! Sprinkle looking at RioT!! RioT looking at Baz and Baz looking at Sprinkle!! Who is going to make the first move?!?!
Rhodes: I don't know!! But all three men checking each other out!! HERE WE GO!!! Baz charges in and decks Sprinkle with a right hand!!! He grabs him and begins to unload on him!!! But RioT from behind nails Baz with a huge forearm across the back of the head!!
Stallion: And Baz staggers down!! And now RioT and Sprinkle both beating down on the Baz! But Sprinkle NAILS RIOT WITH A VICIOUS LARIAT!!! AND WE HAVE A COVER!
1.........
NO!!
Rhodes: Only a one count there!! The champ looking for the early win here!! And nonethleless, he picks RioT up and slams him down to the mat!! But Basler nails Sprinkle with a kick to the gut and HE SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!!! Side by side, Sprinkle and RioT on the mat and Basler jumps to the top rope!!
Stallion: Basler up on top here, HE JUMPS OFF! AND BOTH MEN MOVE AND BASLER HITS HARD!!! OH MAN!! And now RioT pulls himself up and he goes to grab Baz, but so does Sprinkle!! Both men trying to pick up Basler! AND NOW THEY ARE FIGHTING!!! And they spill outside of the ring and onto the floor!!
Rhodes: Here's where it gets interesting!! Sprinkle and RioT tearing away at each other on the outside here!!!! And Basler pulls himself up!!!! He goes to the ropes and leaps up, AND JUMPS OVER WITH A HUGE SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN!!! It looks like a car wreck here!!!! And now Basler pounding away on Sprinkle!! He turns to pound away on RioT now!! Basler making sure each man gets their equal beatings!!
Stallion: No doubt about it!!! And now Basler pulls up RioT and SENDS HIM INTO THE SAFETY RAIL!!! RioT hits it hard!! Basler grabs Sprinkle and picks him up!!! AND HE SENDS HIM INTO RIOT! But RioT takes Sprinkle and catapaults him up and over the safety rail, AND INTO THE CROWD!! AND SPRINKLE LANDS ON A LITTLE KID"S LAP!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY!!! ANOTHER FIRST HERE IN THE WWC!! And now Basler runs in at RioT but RioT gets a big boot up to the face of Basler!!!!! And now he takes Basler and sends him head first into the top of the safety rail!!! RioT reaches over and grabs a chair, AND HE GOES TO DECK BASLER WITH IT!! BUT SPRINKLE GRABS IT FROM BEHIND RIOT!!!!!!! RIOT turns around and Sprinkle DECKS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!
Stallion: And now Basler spins RioT around, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD ON THE CONCRETE!!! He goes to grab the safety rail here but Sprinkle still has that chair, AND SPRINKLE DECKS BAZ WITH IT!! Basler leaps over the safety rail and back to the floor here!! And now he's unloosening the safety rail!!! He's unloosening it and HE THROWS IT INTO THE RING!
Rhodes: And now Sprinkle grabs that steel chair AND CRANKS IT OVER THE BACK OF RIOT HERE!! But Basler decks Sprinkle with a huge forearm!! He pulls him into a drop toe hold, AND SPRINKLE LANDS RIGHT ON THE STEEL STEPS!! OH MY!!
Stallion: And now Basler IS GRABBING OUR TABLE!! He's grabbing our table here at ringside and pulling it away from us!! Dammit, we have sheets we need to go by there!! Nonetheless, Basler grabbing the table and HE"S THROWING THAT INSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Rhodes: And RioT charging in right towards Basler but Basler catches him, AND HIP TOSSES HIM ON THE CONCRETE!! Basler reaching under the ring now!!! AND HE"S PULLING OUT A LADDER THIS TIME!! What a match!
Stallion: Your right about that!! And now Baz slides back into the ring!!! RioT slowly getting up on the outside as is Sprinkle! And Baz is inside the ring here setting up that ladder!! He has it setup and he is climbing it now!! AND RIOT AND SPRINKLE BRAWLING IT OUT ON THE OUTSIDE HERE NEAR US!
Rhodes: And we have no table!! Nonetheless, Basler on top of the ladder now!! OH MAN!! He's up there, HE JUMPS OFF, AND RIOT AND SPRINKLE MOVE!! AND BAZ GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER"S TABLE!! MY GOD!!!!!
Stallion: And Baz IS OUT!!!!!!! And now Sprinkle and RioT taking things back into the ring here!! And Sprinkle in control as he stomps away at RioT here!! He stomps him on the mat and picks him up now!! Sprinkle takes him and irish whips him into the ropes! RioT comes back an DROPS Sprinkle with a shoulderblock!! He crisscrosses now and steps over Sprinkle here!!! He comes back, AND SPRINKLE BACK BODY DROPS HIM ONTO THE SAFETY RAIL!! OH MAN!!
Rhodes: AND SPRINKLE WITH THE COVER!
1........
2.........
NO!!
Stallion: ONLY A TWO! And now Sprinkle grabs the table and he is setting it up inside of the ring now!! Basler may be unconscious here at ringside next to us, as he dropped down and into that table!! Nonetheless, Sprinkle has that table setup!! He picks up RioT!!
Rhodes: BUT RIOT CATCHES HIM WITH A LOW BLOW!! OH MAN!! And RioT grabs his neck AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT ONTO THE SAFETY RAIL!! RioT goes down and hooks the legs!! THE COVER!
1........
2........
NO!!!!
Stallion: Again, only a two!!! These Japanesse fans are loving this action!!!!!! What a match, hell, what a night so far!!!!! And Al Basler beginning to move now!! Back inside the ring though, RioT picks up Sprinkle and he's taking him to the top rope here!!! He's taking him up top!! And RioT is following!!
Rhodes: And that table is below there too!! And RioT is up there, and Sprinkle trying to push him off but RioT nailing Sprinkle with some huge fists in the side of the head!!!! And now RioT picks up Sprinkle here!! HE"S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX!! BUT SPRINKLE FIGHTING IT!! THEY COME OFF!!! AND SPRINKLE DROPS RIOT WITH A FRONT FACE SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!
Stallion: WHAT A REVERSAL!!!! OH MY!!! And Sprinkle rolls RioT over here on the table!!!!! Sprinkle with the cover!
1.........
2.........
NO!!!!!!!
Rhodes: ONLY TWO!! SO CLOSE!! And now Sprinkle slides outside of the ring here and grabs Basler!! He picks him up and rolls him into the ring!!! And Sprinkle covers Basler now!
1........
2.........
NO!! BASLER KICKS OUT!!
Stallion: Sprinkle thinking very smart here!! He grabs that ladder, AND SMASHES IT ONTO RIOT! OH MAN!!! But look at Basler pull himself up!!! Basler is pulling himself up here and Sprinkle runs in at him, BUT BASLER PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND SPRINKLE GOES FLYING OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Rhodes: And now Basler picks up that ladder!! He picks up the ladder, AND THROWS IT OUT AND ONTO SPRINKLE ON THE OUTSIDE!! That ladder hits him hard!! Basler turns around now and is met by RioT who is coming to!! And Basler nails him with a huge elbow over the back of the head!!
Stallion: And Basler grabs him now!! He's going for the DVD!! BUT RIOT PUSHES HIM OFF AND INTO THE ROPES!! And Basler comes back AND RIOT CATCHES HIM IN A SLEEPER!! RioT has him in a sleper here!!
Rhodes: And Sprinkle bringing himself to on the outside and he slides into the ring!! Sprinkle from behind RioT, AND SPRINKLE NAILS RIOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FOREARM!!!!!!! RioT bounces off, and that breaks up the sleeper, and Basler catches RioT AND DROPS HIM WITH THE DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: NICELY DONE!! And Basler covers RioT!!!!!
1.........
2.........
NO!!!
Rhodes: Sprinkle breaks it up!!!!! Just in time!! OH MY!!!! And now Sprinkle grabs Basler and both men are battling it out back and forth, back and forth!!!!!!!!! Sprinkle takes Basler and irish whips him into the ropes! Basler comes back, and Sprinkle has stopped, and Basler kicks him in the gut, AND POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!!!!! THE COVER!
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2............
NO!!!!!!
Stallion: OH MY!! Only a two!!!!!!! Unbelievable!!!!!! And now Basler pulls up Sprinkle and throws him to the outside! But RIoT is up in the ring, RioT is barely up, AND RIOT TURNS BASLER AROUND!!!!!! AND HE DROPS HIM WITH THE RIOTBUSTER!!!!!!!!! HE NAILS HIM WITH IT!
Rhodes: We could have a new champion, but RioT is barely moving after nailing Basler with his move!!!!!!!!! RioT's barely moving and inching over to Basler here, and here comes Sprinkle back in! Sprinkle stomps the head of RioT and falls onto Basler!!!!!!!! OH MY! THE COVER!
1.............
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPRINKLE HAS WON!
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, and STILL WWC World Television Champion, fifteen minutes, twenty three seconds, EDWARD SPRINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: What an unbelievable matchup!!!!!! And Sprinkle is still the champ! RioT hit the finisher, had the match won, but Sprinkle took the cover, the pin and the victory, and he's still the champ!
Rhodes: And RioT is none too happy here as Sprinkle leaves with the title belt! What a match, and what a night thus far!!!!!!! OH MY And wait, we aren't done just yet!!!!!!!!!
[Basler stands in the ring, micrphone in hand, expressionless. The crowd cheering after a phenomenal match for the
WWC Television Title. Basler raises the mic, and pauses for a second before beginning to speak.]
Al Basler: It's tough to stand around here and listen to guys talking about leading the WWC and wrestling into the new millennium. I always thought I'd be a part of it. Hell, Jon himself once thought I'd be one of the major players of Millennium 2000. I guess I have as much claim to be the Millennium Man as Sid Vicious. I take a look around the dressing room and I see a bunch of guys enjoying themselves and loving what they do for a living. And then I look in the mirror, and I see someone who can't say the same. Being an 18 year old kid who hates himself and the world around him isn't much fun. I've been in this business for about three years, and what have I accomplished? I've been a main eventer, by association. I've held the lowest singles titles around. I've been a tag team champ. I'm the definition of a midcard wrestler. Hell, sometimes, I don't think I belong in the same arena with some of the guys around here. So, to get to the point, and save you all from listening to me ramble anymore, I will just say goodbye. Thanks to anyone, who thought I was worth supporting....all two, maybe three of you. 'The Baz' won't bore you anymore. Thanks to Jon Massey, who despite the huge drop in ratings whenever I came out, never fired me. Don't hit any music. I don't deserve the time it takes to start it up for an exit.
[Basler drops the micrpohone and leaves to dead silence, among a few chants of that old fanous farewell song, "Nah-
nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-hey-hey, goodbye.]
Stallion: Al, good luck man......we're gonna miss you........
[To Be Continued...]
[Part Five is Next]