#1 Contender's Match
Hell In a Cell
Winner to meet Champion Shane Stud Later in Main Event
Chainsaw Charlie [v] Mad Dog Mortimer
Stallion: Alrighty folks, the broken glass was just cleaned up after that wild matchup! And now we have an update from the back with Brock Landers, on the condition of Mighty Ryan Kelly!
[The scene cuts to the back where Brock is standing with a WWC Trainer]
Brock Landers: Okay gentlemen, I am standing here with WWC Head Trainer Mike Miashawitz. Mike, earlier tonight I know you came out to check on the condition of Mighty Ryan Kelly after the fire incident, and I know it's been some time since it occured but can you give us an update on Ryan and his condition.
Mike: Well Brock, earlier tonight when the incident first occured, we thought that there were going to be very severe injuries with lacerations and first degree burns on the facial area. After time though, we have placed lotions on the face as well as ice and we have bandaged him up and he is very awake and knowing what's going on, and the burns are not as bad as we first thought they would be.
Brock: Okay, well that's good to hear. Any idea how long this is going to keep Ryan out?
Mike: Well, Ryan just came back from a two month knee injury at the hands of THP and fortunately, this incident will not effect his wrestling ability. He shouldn't miss much time, and should be able to compete after taking off a week and a half to two weeks time. He really wants Street Punk at the next WWC show but myself and other WWC officials as well as the President will not allow it to happen. He will definetly get his chance at revenge at a later date.
Brock: I can imagine..........
[All of a sudden, The Climax walks in and pushes the trainer out of the camera view.
He is wearing foot high shoes to make him look taller and wearing long leather
pants and a tank top that says "The Insiders". He has a long wig on with dark hair
tied back.]
Brock: What the hell are you doing back here?!? Didn't I tell you to leave!?!? Who are you now!? THP!?
The Climax: No no no, it's THC....The Hottest Climax. Now get it right before my six move, seven foot tall, no talent egotistical booking powered maniac ass shoots on you in an interview, just to get myself over!!!!! THC is back, and THC is sick and tired of all the BS! And that's all THC really ever says since it's either the same old damn thing, or shooting on someone to make conversation!!!!!! [He pauses] Wait! I got a better idea!
[The Climax takes off towards out of the scene]
Brock: I'm confused, and you can imagine why...........
[The scene cuts back to Derek and Jesse at ringside, just as "One" by Metallica
begins to blast. The crowd goes absolutely nuts]
Stallion: Who does the Climax think he is!? WHOA!! WAIT A SECOND!!! We've seen him in the crowd and there's the music!!!! What's this all about!??! HAS HE RETURNED!??! IS HE BACK!?!?
[The scene cuts to the aisle. Out from the back, The Climax walks out wearing a
black vest and dirty looking jeans, and has a very similiar look to that of former
WWC superstar Rancid. He looks very dilussional as he heads the ring]
Stallion: What.....in the hell!??!
Rhodes: YES! YES!!! I"D TAKE HIM ANY DAY OVER THAT SON OF A BITCH RANCID!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: I wonder what he thinks about all of this!! He is in the crowd ya know!
[The scene cuts to the part of the crowd where former WWC wrestler Rancid was
sitting. He stands up, and walks away from his seat with his head facing down.]
Stallion: What in the hell? He's just leaving. Maybe he's going to get popcorn or something, or a soda! I don't know but he doesn't look very happy!
Rhodes: He's never happy! And he's not leaving to get popcorn or a soda, he knows he's not wanted here so he's going out back and shooting himself!! HAHA! Yeah, that's it!
Stallion: You only wish that!
Rhodes: Damn straight I only wish that! Just like Carnacage when he was handcuffed, he should have died. Just like the Three on One Buried Alive match with the Z-Gang he should have died. Just like RioT/Rancid in Central Park, he should have died. Just like.....
Stallion: WE GET THE POINT!!!!! Nonetheless, The Climax is in the ring and he's got a microphone! We need to keep those things away from him!
The Climax: Rancid has returned.......I"M............BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....BACK!! I had to put a little Goldberg in there. I'm a disturbed man, I am dilussional, I have no friends, I stand alone, and for myself. I'm the only guy you've never been able to beat. DO YOU GET IT!??!?! I"M TALKING ALL THE BS THAT THAT NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH RANCID TALKS!!! You see why he left!? Because he knows he ain't wanted here and he knows I'll kick his ass!!!!!!!!!
[The crowd begins boo'ing]
Rhodes: See, he knows what's up!
Stallion: Oh shut up!
The Climax: Ya know, I'm hearing that all of the quarter hour ratings tonight on the show that I am involved in are getting high ratings!
Stallion: WHAT!? How the hell can you have quarter hour ratings on a pay-per-view!??
Rhodes: C'mon! It could happen!
Stallion: Give me a break!
The Climax: But apparently, there are a few anti-climatic superstars in the back who are tired of me, and what I'm doing! And if that's the case, and if someone wants to shut me up, and if someone wants to feel the Climax, show up at the next WWC TV show, on Wednesday night! Show up there, and you'll meet your Climax. One that you cannot overcome!............IF YA SMELL........LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.......WHAT THE CLIMAX..............CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Glass cracks ass The Climax begins to leave the ring to a series of boos from the
crowd]
Stallion: I really hope that's the last time we see him out here tonight!!!!! WHOA!! LOOK! There's Chainsaw Charlie!!!!! Charlie's out and he's in the aisle and HE JUST NAILED THE CLIMAX WITH HIS CHAINSAW!! GOOD GOD!!!!! The Climax goes down in the aisle and Charlie picks him up and DROPS HIM WITH A CHAINSAW CUTTER ON THE CONCRETE!!!! And this crowd is going wild!!
Rhodes: No doubt about it!!!! And Charlie has the mic!!!!!!!!!!!
Chainsaw Charlie: IT"S TIME......TO LOWER........THE CAGE! HELL IN A CELL!!!!!
[The crowd begins to chant "Hell in a Cell" over and over again as Charlie leaps up
on the apron and enters the ring. The cell begins to lower as Charlie motions to the
aisleway and calls for Mad Dog Mortimer. Just then, "Dr. FeelGood" begins to
blast as Mad Dog Mortimer makes his way out, accompanied to the ring by THP]
Stallion: OH MY!!!! Here comes Mortimer, and man oh man what a big time matchup this is!!!!!!!!!!! And he's out with THP, and THP needs to be sent to the back! I thought he was banned from ringside!
Rhodes: OH COME ON! He's not gonna interfer! THP is a good human being!
Stallion: Give me a break! Right now, it looks like officials are going to make THP go to the back as they are escorting him back! He and Mad Dog are grinning at each other! I betcha those sons of bitches have a back up plan!
Rhodes: The Awesome Twosome? Backup plan? You know it!
Stallion: Perry Tanhammer in the crowd looking on as Mad Dog slowly walks to the ring here! The cage is already lowered half way, and ya know, I wanna say something about Perry for a minute. Great WWC talent when he was here. He held virtually ever title but the World Title and accomplished a lot. A real good career here. But he should not be coming in the ring and over the safety rail, since he is NO LONGER employed here!
Rhodes: That's right, I totally agree with that, you idiot! What I wanna is to all these internet marks out here who think they know what's gonna happen! Oh Yeah, "The Great One is Frat Boy","the benefactor is Frat Boy". Give me a break! He's neither man and we assure you of that! Perry Tanhammer, Frat Boy, whatever you wanna call him no longer is affiliated with the WWC and that's that!
Stallion: You make a good point! And now Mad Dog Mortimer is in the ring, and across the ring Chainsaw Charlie starring a hole through him!! The cage begins to lower here! OH MY! The fireworks blast as these fans are going wild for our first big main event of three!
Rhodes: And the winner here serves double duty tonight as they face Shane Stud for the World Title a little bit later on! Only a small 30-45 minute rest in between matches, and the match in between the two will be our International Title match with Disturbed Youth facing challenger Larry Gionet!
Stallion: And that's a best two out of three falls match! It should be phemomenal!
Rhodes: No doubt about it Scotty Steiner! And right now, the cage is lowered, the doors are locked! IT"S HELL IN A CELL TIME!! The bell rings and we are underway!!! Both men lock up, and Mortimer nails Charlie with a vicious uppercut here to start things off!
Stallion: But Charlie brushes it off! Mortimer nails him again, but Charlie brushes that off! Mortimer takes Charlie and sends him into the ropes! Charlie comes back, ducks the clothsline, comes back, grabs Mortimer, CHAINSAW CUTTE.....NO!!! Mortimer pushes Charlie off of him! OH MY!
Rhodes: That could have been it right there! Charlie comes right back in though and kicks Mortimer with a vicious kick to the midsection! Charlie takes Mortimer and irish whips him into the ropes! Mortimer comes back and Charlie NAILS HIM WITH A FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! Nicely done there by Charlie!
Stallion: He's looking more intense than ever before! And now Charlie picks up Mortimer....OH! Mortimer catches Charlie with a low blow! OH MY!! That stunned Charlie and now Mortimer is up and he nails Charlie with a fist to the gut! He takes him now and runs him towards the side of the cage!!!!!! He tries to ram him head first into the steel, but Charlie's not budging! HE"S NOT LETTING HIM DO IT!
Rhodes: Your right about that!!! Charlie is not even moving here and Charlie nails Mortimer WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! And now Charlie takes Mortimer, AND HE SENDS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!!!! OH MY!!! Mortimer's head comes off and Charlie runs him into the other side, AND SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL HEAD FIRST!!!! GOOD GOD!
Stallion: Charlie's playing bounce the ball of the cage walls and Mortimer is, THE BALL! And right now Charlie takes Mortimer and slams him down in the center of the ring! Charlie goes up to the top rope now! What's he gonna do!? He's up top, AND HE COMES OFF WITH AN ELBOW DROP, THAT MISSES! Mortimer moves just in time!!
Rhodes: And Charlie hits hard!! Mortimer pulls himself up now and he takes Charlie and places his head over the bottom rope!!!! Mortimer gets on Charlie's back here and DRIVES A KNEE INTO THE UPPER BACK OF CHAINSAW! OH MY!! Charlie's in a lot of pain here, and look at Mortimer! Mortimer grabbing Charlies head and just rubbing it into the steel side of the cage!!!!!!!!
Stallion: Charlie's head being pressed back and forth against that steel, and he has been lacerated! Right there! That steel cut him open and he's bleeding already!!!! And now Mortimer comes off and drops down onto Charlie with all his weight! Mortimer back up again and this time he runs off of the ropes! Mortimer runs in AND LEAPS ON CHARLIE"S BACK BUT CHARLIE MOVES AND MORTIMER CRASHES INTO THE CAGE WALL!!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY!! That shook the cage right there!! Mortimer is down and now Charlie pulling himself back up! He stomps Mortimer in the forehead and picks him up! He has him up for a slam here, BUT INSTEAD HE DROPS HIM BACK INTO THE STEEL WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! Once again, Mortimer hits that steel wall very hard!
Stallion: And Charlie pulls Mortimer up again here and the crowd fully behind Charlie!! Charlie pulls up Mortimer, BUT MORTIMER NAILS HIM WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! What a cheap shot that was! And now Mortimer hooks Charlie and DROPS HIM with a suplex to the mat!
Rhodes: And the referee chewing out Mortimer for the cheap shot there! Mortimer in the ref's face though, AND MORTMER KICKS THE REF IN THE GUT! OH NO! He picks the referee up and MORTIMER NAILS HIM WITH THE BITE POWERBOMB!!! MY GOD!
Stallion: The referee is out cold and Mortimer spits on him here in the ring! Mortimer turns around though and Chainsaw Charlie is there! CHARLIE GRABS HIM! AND CHARLIE DROPS HIM WITH THE CHAINSAW CUTTER! OH MY!!!!! HE NAILED IT ALREADY!
Rhodes: And Charlie still bleeding heavily but there is no referee! Charlie probably has this thing won here but there's no referee! The ref's out cold!!!!!!!!! And now Charlie gets up and realizes what has happened and he goes the outside of the ring! Charlie's outside of the ring now and at the cell door!!!!! He's telling officials to get the referee out and bring a new one in!!!!!
Stallion: And the officials are opening up the door here! They're opening it up and are in the cell! They are helping the other referee out and LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK THERE! That's THP! THP is out and he's pulled Chainsaw Charlie out of the cage!!! Unbelievable!
Rhodes: And THP is beating up Charlie here!! He's pounding away on him with rights and lefts!! Mortimer's on his way out too and THP just nailed Charlie head first into the top of the safety rail!! And he takes him and rams him into our announcers table!!!!! OH MY!
Stallion: Unbelievable!!!! And now THP kicks Charlie in the gut here!!!! He kicks him in the gut at ringside, picks him up, AND JACKNIFES HIM THROUGH OUR TABLE RIGHT HERE!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! Charlie is out on the floor here and he's bleeding more heavily now!!! And now Mad Dog Mortimer telling THP to take Charlie upstairs!!! And THP is gonna take Charlie TO THE TOP OF THE CELL!
Rhodes: My Lord!!!! You've gotta be kidding! THP is taking Charlie to the top of the cell now and he is climbing up the side of the cage, taking him right with him!!!! This crowd is stunned as THP climbs to the top of the cage!!! And look at Mad Dog!! Mad Dog has grabbed an extra headset here at our BROKEN table!!!!!!!!
Mad Dog Mortimer: Two months ago, Shattered Dreams, THP - jacknife - through the cage wall. Massey, Ryan Kelly. Now we're at Fighting to Stay Alive, and this time, THP's jacknifing Chainsaw Charlie. And it's gonna be through the roof of the cage!
Stallion: OH NO! He can't do that!! NO! NO! NO! Mad Dog just threw the headset down and he's looking up at THP here!! THP is now on top of the cage which is about fifteen feet high in the air, if not more!! And THP finally pulls up Charlie now!!!! Charlie can barely move here!
Rhodes: And THP pulls him up and puts him in position!! OH NO!!!!!!!! THP picks him up!! HE HAS HIM UP FOR THE JACKNIFE!!!! Charlie slides down though, AND CHARLIE DROPS THP ON THE TOP OF THE CELL WITH THE CHAINSAW CUTTER!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THP IS OUT COLD ON THE TOP OF THE CELL AND THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS!
Stallion: No doubt about it! And Mad Dog is irate here at ringside! Mortimer grabs a chair, AND HE WHIRLS IT UP TO THE TOP OF THE CELL! Charlie calling Mad Dog to the top and Mad Dog begins climbing! Mad Dog going straight to the top here, and now, Charlie has the chair that HE threw up there!!!! That was not very smart!
Rhodes: Not at all! Charlie's waiting on him with the chair!!! Mortimer climbing up here and he's near the top! Charlie has that chair, AND CHARLIE NAILS MORTIMER ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!! MORTIMER FALLS OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER"S TABLE HERE AT RINGSIDE!!! GOOD GOD!
Stallion: We're two for two on tables! First ours, now theres! Dammit!!!!!! Charlie is on the top of the cage and this crowd is going nuts!! Mad Dog can barely move on the floor here and THP is barely moving himself on the top part of the cage!! But THP is up on his knees, AND THP LOW BLOWS CHARLIE! From behind!!! OH NO!!
Rhodes: Charlie goes down and THP on top of Charlie now pounding away on him with rights and lefts! Charlie's wrestling a handicap hell in a cell match here! Nonetheless, Mad Dog beginning to move a little more now here right below us!! And THP is busting up Charlie even more!
Stallion: And speaking of busted open, THP is cut from that chainsaw cutter on the steel! As is Mad Dog Mortimer! His head collided with a monitor when he fell off the side of the cage! It's been a night of bloodshed to say the least!
Rhodes: No doubt about it! And now, suprisingly, Mad Dog Mortimer is gonna try to go back up top to the roof of the cell!!!! He's slowly climbing up! And on top, THP has pulled Charlie up! Charlie can barely stand and THP grabs the chair!! He winds up, goes to swing, BUT CHARLIE DUCKS IT! Charlie turns THP around and kicks him in the gut! Another kick to the gut! And he faceplants him into the steel!!! OH MY!!
Stallion: This is the most intense I have ever seen Chainsaw Charlie!! He pulls up the seven footer now and holds him by the hair!!!!!!!! Charlie's pointing down to the French Announcer's table!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!! Could we go three for three here!? MAYBE SO!
Rhodes: He's pointing there, and he grabs THP and runs him towards the side of the cage, AND THP GOES FLYING OFF THE CAGE DOWN THROUGH THE FRENCH ANNOUNCER"S TABLE!!!!!!!!! MY GOD! WE HAVE THREE BROKEN TABLES HERE AT RINGSIDE!
Stallion: This is unprescedented, and now Mad Dog Mortimer is up on top of the cage and he catches Charlie with a boot to the gut! AND NOW HE"S CALLING FOR THE BITE!! OH NO!!! He's calling for it! He picks up Charlie, CHARLIE SLIDES DOWN....AND CHARLIE DROPS MORTIMER WITH THE CHAINSAW CUTTER THROUGH THE CAGE ROOF TO THE MAT!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! BOTH MEN JUST FELL NEARLY TWENTY FEET!!!!!
Rhodes: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND THEY LANDED RIGHT ON THE REFEREE!!!!!!!!! BUT THE WAY THEY LANDED, CHARLIE HAS MAD DOG MORTIMER COVERED!!! COME ON! THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM NOW!
Stallion: The referee is out...HELL, THE REF'S PROBABLY DEAD!!! Neither man is moving but the way they fell through the top of the cage, Charlie's arm is right over Mortimer! And........
[The lights go to black]
Stallion: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!
[The lights come back on. There's a referee in the ring.]
Stallion: THERE"S A REF!! HE"S COME THROUGH THE DOOR!!!!! IT"S OVER!
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[The lights go out again]
Stallion: THREE!??! THREE!??! OH COME ON!!!!! Where's the three count at it!! What the hell!?! What's going on!? What has happened!??! WHAT"S GOING ON NOW DAMMIT!?!??!
Rhodes: I dont' know, it's pitch black in here!! I can't see a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT!
[The lights come back on. There is a referee in the ring, but he is wearing a black
mask]
Stallion: We have another ref....WITH A MASK!??!! Charlie still has Mortimer covered here!!!!!!!
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NO!!!!!!!!! HE"S NOT COUNTING TO THREE!!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!! HE STOPPED AT TWO!! That must be the benefactor!! That's gotta be him!
Rhodes: He picks up Charlie now!! OH NO!! Dont' let it end this way! He picks up Charlie, he hooks him, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH HIS OWN CHAINSAW CUTTER!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!
Stallion: Unbelievable!!!!! Charlie had this damn match won!! On more than one ocassion! COME ON NOW!!! And now this man puts Mad Dog Mortimer up on top of Chainsaw Charlie!!!!! You've gotta be kidding!!!!!!!!! He points to the outside and here comes a referee into the cell again! Dammit, everyone just saw what happened! HOW CAN WE LET THIS TRANSPIRE DAMMIT!?
Rhodes: I don't know, but that new referee is in there! Mortimer's on Charlie here!
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3!!!!! It's over!
Stallion: Dammit!
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, who will meet Shane Stud later on this evening, fifteen minutes, twenty three seconds, MAD DOG MORTIMER!!!!!!!!
Stallon: Unbelievable! Charlie had this thing won!!! But now look! It's the moment of truth! THP has pulled himself up into the ring as the cell raises, and Mad Dog Mortimer is getting up as well! And this third man stands there and calls for a mic! He has that mask still on! WHO THE HELL IS IT!?
Rhodes: I don't know, but all three men are standing there! THP points to the man! Mad Dog points to the man! And he is now taking his mask off! WHO IS IT!??!
Stallion: I DON"T KNOW! Any guesses!?
Rhodes; It's Clinton! I bet you anything it's Bill Clinton!
Stallion: Come on, be for real! OH MY!!! LOOK AT THAT!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? JAMES RIOT IS THE BENEFACTOR!!! HE PULLS OUT A WAD OF MONEY!! MY GOD!
Rhodes: Unbelievable!!!! That explains why he did what he did to Chainsaw Charlie a few weeks back!!! I cannot believe this! RioT is the benefactor and he's not saying anything!! He handed the microphone to Mad Dog Mortimer instead!
Stallion: And Mad Dog's got the mic while RioT picks up Chainsaw Charile, AND DROPS HIM WITH A RIOTBUSTER!! COME ON NOW! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Mad Dog Mortimer: For months, there has been a plan to decimate and destroy Chainsaw Charlie. It began months ago, and it concluded tonight. A few months ago, a certain man by the name of JaMeS RioT called me up and told me how he wanted THP and I to do whatever it takes to take down the WWC. Screw it up ,take it over, you name it! He wanted it done! And that explains Eric Davidson and Bill Mortimer, who were working for us all along! You see, it was a huge plan orchestrated by Riot, THP and myself! The match a few weeks ago, that was in the plan as well! You see, we were doing RioT a favor by messing all the "good" things up in this fed, so he did us a favor and made a cameo appearance to turn on Charlie and stab him in the back! Of course, THP was willing to make a sacrifice in it all though and take a RIoTBuster from RioT and get the pin from Charlie. We all made sacrifices for each other, and tonight, the plan has unveiled. And from here on out, if you thought bad was here, bad just arrived, and it's here to stay! You won't believe what we have in store for you! Jon Massey, WWC, BE THE FUCK WARE!
Stallion: Mad Dog drops the mic here and leaves with RioT and THP! He's got the shot later on tonight at Stud and fans, we apologize for that language used just a moment ago! Charlie is out cold in the center of the ring.......I'm shocked.
Rhodes: No one expected RioT, that's for sure! He shocked us all! We've seen the benefactor tonight, but we've yet to see the Great One, and from all the promos and all the hype, he's supposed to be here!
Stallion: Yeah, what a night this has been! One of the most memorable pay-per-views of all time here in the WWC! We've just found out the story behind Mad Dog, THP and now JaMeS RioT! Why did RioT bail Mortimer out of jail? Because Mortimer was part of RioT's plan to mess with the WWC as much as possible! Unbelievable! You can be sure this war is NOT over!
Rhodes: No doubt about it! And now we've got those three men in an alliance, the National Organzation of Men Against Malitias and Sex and Violence! Oh yeah, and don't forget the "new" Nuthouse. Hey, it's faction warefare!
Stallion: AKA WCW. My oh my what a night. And the International Gold is on the line next!
[To be Continued...]
[Part Eleven is Next]