Hardcore Title Grudge Match
Broken Glass & Barbed Wire
Fan Boy [v] Jago "The Crippler" Ripley
Stallion: What was just witnessed was absolutely bizarre, to say the least...
Rhodes: No doubt about it, and those lights went out a final time, and when they came back on, that individual hanging was GONE! I don't know what that's all about!
Stallion: Very strange and mysterious to say the least, and right now, apparently, the Climax is in the back!!!!!! What's he up to now!?
[The scene cuts to the back with Brock Landers. The Climax is with him and this
time, he has a painted beard, a "Hollywood Hogan" tank top, and a doo rag on top
of his head.]
Brock Landers: Climax....what is it now? First the Rock and Steve Austin, and now you actually REQUEST interview time and your apparently "Hollywood Hogan".
The Climax: Well, let me tell ya a little something bra.....I wanted this interview time for one reason and one reason only! There's gonna be a lot of people in Sturgis at the WWC's August pay-per-view, and.....
Brock Landers: It's not in Sturgis!
The Climax: You mean to tell me it's not in Sturgis!? Well brutha, if it's not in Sturgis, then your not, 4-Life!
Brock Landers: It's in Japan, and what the hell does that mean?
The Climax: You see, you gotta be running with the Pack, you gotta be black and white, you gotta be so old that you can't wrestle and if you try you have a heart attack! I'm Hollywood Hogan, I made wrestling what it is today, I am an Icon! I AM WRESTLING!
Brock Landers: Your Adam Goodridge. Do you realize that? That's you real name! Your the Climax! And you'll never be anything more!
The Climax: Well, then your asking for one of my weak chairshots brutha!!! Where can I get a chair around here!
[The Climax looks for a chair as Brock just shakes his head in disbelief as the
scene cuts back to the ring, that is now covered in glass.]
Stallion: I tell ya what, I just don't understand what the Climax is trying to accomplish, other than killing pay-per-view time!
Rhodes: I know what you mean!! But at least the ring is covered in glass and it's time for the WWC Hardcore Title match!! It's a Taipai Grudge Death Match too, if that's enough stipulations for you!
Stallion: It should be a "Great One!" Following this, Mad Dog Mortimer and Chainsaw Charlie battle for a World Title shot later tonight!! So let's go to the ring for one of the most Hardcore matches of the year!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to Veronica in the ring.]
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Taipai Death Match for the Hardcore Championship!!!!!!! Introducing first, he is the challenger! The former WWC World Television Champion and former WWC International Tag Team Champion, he is one half of the Super Destroyers, JAGO "THE CRIPPLER" RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
["Sad But True" by Metallica begins to blast as the scene cuts to the aisle and Jago
"The Crippler" Ripley makes his way out to a loud series of boos from the crowd.]
Stallion: Here comes Jago, who's already wrestled once tonight and looked impressive with the Beast, even though both men dropped the titles!
Rhodes: Your right, but it's still pretty impressive if you can drop one title only to win another one a little over an hour later on the same show!
Stallion: Good point!!!! Ripley sure does look ready though!!
[The scene cuts back to Veronica]
Veronica: His opponent, he is the WWC Hardcore Champion, FAN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
[The scene cuts to the aisle. "Closer" by NIN begins to play as the crowd goes wild
as Fan Boy makes his way out with the Hardcore Title drapped over his shoulder.]
Stallion: And there is the WWC Hardcore Champion! He defeated Joe "Snow Dogg" Snow for the belt a few weeks back and has been defending it night in and night out, showing why he is one of the most hardcore men in the WWC, and why he is so deserving of the belt!
Rhodes: You have a good point there! He's definetly a fighting champion and he's defending on a regular basis much like Frantic did when he held the gold! Even though Frantic says he's done with Hardcore Matches, maybe those piranhas from earlier tonight will change his mind and he'll take on Fan Boy in the near future!
Stallion: That'd be a dream match for sure! Nonetheless, the bell rings as the ref holds the title high and we are underway!! There is glass shattered and broken in each of the four corners of the ring! There is only a thin line of X in the ring where there is no glass! So imagine the glass being in triangle formation in the ring!!!!!!
Rhodes: Good point!!! There's that X, and both men come across it to lock up here!!! They are both wearing safety shoes too so that the glass does not step somehow cut their feet! Nonetheless, both men lock up and Frantic grabs Ripley in an armbar here! He wraps it around and applies some pressure on it but Ripley NAILS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW!! Ripley snapmares him over, ONTO THE GLASS and applies a rear chinlock!
Stallion: Fan Boy may have some glass lodged in his ass about right now as Ripley has the chinlock hooked on here! He's driving a knee into the back of Fan Boy for extra pressure and I must say, this is the first time I've seen, and probably the first time there's ever been, a Taipai Death Match that's techincal!
Rhodes: Your right about that, and I just noticed that there is glass all over the floor on the outside of the ring here! They better clean that stuff up before the end of the show!
Stallion: I'm sure they were! Nonetheless, Jago loosens up the chinlock and grabs a piece of broken glass!! And now he TRIES TO DRIVE THE GLASS INTO THE TOP OF FAN BOY's HEAD BUT FAN BOY GRABS JAGO"S ARM!!!!! And Fan Boy holding Jago back here in this test of power!! Jago drops the glass and Fan Boy DROPS JAGO ON THE GLASS WITH AN ARM DRAG TAKEOVER!
Rhodes: And Jago hits it hard!!! Fan Boy grabs Jago and pulls him up and slams him down on the glass with a bodyslam!! He goes up to the top rope, AND LEAPS OFF WITH A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP, BUT THAT MISSES!!! JAGO MOVES AND FAN BOY HITS HARD!!! OH MY!!!!!!! MORE GLASS IN THE ASS!
Stallion: HAHAHHA!!! Nonetheless, Ripley's busted open here and bleeding on the back as well, and Ripley has gone to the outside of the ring here and he's looking under the ring here!!!!!!! He reaches under and he's pulling out.......a BED OF NAILS!!! OH MY!!!
Rhodes: What the hell do they keep under there!??! We had plywood earlier, and now a bed of nails! What the hell is next!? Ya know, we've yet to had our fire extinguisher of the night!
Stallion: Good point, there's still three matches left though! Nonetheless, Ripley's pulling that bed of nails out from under the ring and he's setting it up on the outside here!! Right on the floor!!!!! Glass, bed of nails, OH MY!!! And blood already!
Rhodes: But Fan Boy picks up some piece of glass here, AND FAN BOY IS THROWING GLASS DOWN ONTO RIPLEY!!!!! MY GOD!!! Ripley getting hit with broken pieces of glass!! GOOD HEAVENS!! And now Fan Boy leaps up on the top rope, AND NAILS RIPLEY WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHSLINE!!!!! RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE BED OF NAILS!!
Stallion: WHOA WHOA!! TAKE THE CAMERA OFF OF THAT!!! MY GOD!!!! We caught a glimpse there of Ripley's muscle between his right elbow and shoulder and is went right through a nail!!!! MY GOD! That was sickening and we apologize for that angle of the camera, but Ripley's bleeding profusely now and he's in a lot of pain!!
Rhodes: No doubt about that! And some of that glass had cut up Fan Boy there as well!!! Probably a nail or too also! And right now Fan Boy covers Ripley on the floor here with a pinfall attempt!
1.........
2.........
NO!!!!!
Stallion: ONLY A TWO!! If I was Ripley I would have lost the match there purposely! I don't see why anyone would do this! Nonetheless, both men are bloody and Ripley knows that if he wins the Title, it's an even bigger payday for him! And right now Fan Boy pulls Ripley up and rams him head first into the ringside table here!!!!!!! Fan Boy picks up a chair and folds it together and GOES TO NAIL RIPLEY, BUT RIPLEY MOVES!!!!!! And Ripley turns Fan Boy around and BACK ELBOWS THE CHAIR INTO FAN BOY's FACE!
Rhodes: And out comes the Beast now!! The Beast is coming out here running like there's no tomorrow!!!! He's out here and he's got white athletic tape!!!!!! OH MY!! And he's grabbed Ripley and he's taping up his arm where it was cut!!! That's not sanitary, and it's not very good to do, but hell, it may work for however long this match goes!
Stallion: Your right about that, and it's better than nothing!!! And The Beast wrapping it around the arm of Ripley here as Fan Boy runs in and decks the Beast!!! And Fan Boy UNWRAPS THE TAPE!!!! MY GOD!!! I've never seen anything like that in my life!! Fan Boy unwraps the tape from Ripley's arm and Fan Boy grabs the Beast and throws him UP AND OVER THE SAFETY RAIL AND INTO THE FIRST ROW!!! And now Fan Boy takes Ripley back into the ring here!
Rhodes: And Fan Boy grabs the bed of nails and slides that into the ring as well!! MY LORD! Look at the blood on both men!!! Fan Boy has the bed of nails and he props it up in the corner!!! He takes Ripley now and steps back with him! Irish whip by Fan Boy INTO THE BED OF NAILS, BUT RIPLEY REVERSES IT, AND HE SENDS FAN BOY CRASHING INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!
Stallion: And now Ripley stomping and kicking away at Fan Boy here in the corner! He pulls him up and SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Ripley with the cover!
1..........
2..........
NO!!!!!!!
Rhodes: ONLY A TWO! Fan Boy had something left there! And now Ripley stomping and kicking at the forehead of Fan Boy!! Ripley bounces off the ropes here and comes in and drops an elbow down onto Fan Boy! Remember, Fan Boy is laying on top of broken glass here!
Stallion: He sure is, and Ripley has him covered after that elbow drop! The cover!
1..........
2..........
NO!!!!!
Rhodes: Another two count but not quite!! Ripley picks Fan Boy up here and The Beast has run in! The Beast is in and both the Beast and Ripley are working on Fan Boy here!!! They are double teaming him, but Fan Boy is trying to fight them off! They irish whip Fan Boy into the ropes! Fan Boy comes back and ducks their clothsline attempt, comes back again, AND NAILS BOTH MEN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHSLINE DOWN ONTO THE GLASS!
Stallion: Both men are down here!!! Fan Boy up on the ropes here, AND HE NAILS THE BEAST WITH A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!
Rhodes: He gets up on the opposite ropes now, AND HE NAILS RIPLEY WITH A SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!! He picks up Ripley here, and drops him with a slam!! He picks up the Beast, drops him with a slam!!!! They are down and out, SIDE BY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: And Fan Boy goes up to the very top rope now!! He's all the way up top here!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LEAPS OFF....AND NAILS BOTH RIPLEY AND THE BEAST WITH A HUGE FROGSPLASH!!!!! MY GOD!!
Rhodes: And The Beast has rolled out of the ring here as Fan Boy hooks the legs on Ripley! This could be all!
1..........
2..........
3!!!! IT"S OVER!
Veronica: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, eleven minutes, twenty seven seconds, and STILL WWC Hardcore Champion, FAN BOY!!!!!!!!!!
Stallion: What a match and what a win for Fan Boy, as he retains the title here!!! Look at the blood in that ring!
Rhodes: All I gotta say is they better clean up things before Mad Dog and Charlie get in there, because we're gonna have a flood of blood by the end of the night!
Stallion: Your right about that......but...what in the world, IS THE CLIMAX UP TO NOW!?
[To Be Continued...]
[Part Ten is Next]