| Wot the Fuk!?! |
| This is a script written whilst unner the influence by Rory and Alex. It is more strange than most parents and more hard-hitting than Bambi!! It is presented in it's original form, uncensored and fucked up! |
| a script by rory and dj midi "NEWTONS CRACK" RORY what is you last name ALEX Cuntylittle RORY Ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ALEX Why are you laughing RORY Because Cuntylittl;e is such a nice name BIGALOW I am mr bigalow said mr bigalowe ang my friend monsieur bungalow ALEX Heavens RORY What a wierdo BINGALOW Hey you laughing at my wierdo dance RORY Ya bitch (CANNED LAUGHTER) ALEX (dons un ccotish cottage) come put your thing dawn ere ya wee bitch!! ( enter cotish cottage ) COTTAGE can i be of any assistance RORY ya bitch cum dawn an sook mah koock ya ho....... (enter LIZZIE) LIZZIE Hey guys lets all have periods and play pokemon!!! ALEX all characters and events in this line where intyrely fictunol to characters is coincident etc etc RORY ya bitch (CANNED LAUGHTER) ALEX well if we all stick togethre... TOM it will be a small orgy (NO LAUGHTER, THE ODD BOO) RORY mmmmm yes Tom.... ALEX 12!!!! (AUDIENCE ROARSWITH LAUGHTER) LIZZIE Mooooooooooo (AUDIENCE GRIMACES, OCCASIONAL SUICIDES) cue song OCASIONAL SUICIDE) GEORGEOUS BLOND, UNNAMED Hey, who wants to butt-fuck me first?? ALEX let little alex nestl in between the hills of cheek GEORGEOUS BLONDE, UNNAMED Sure but first I must take the virginity of that twelve-year- old!! TOM Hoooooooooo-Rahhhhh!! (cue song SUCK ON ME TWO SEXUAL SECONDS LATER................................. TOM Wow, I am a man!!! Hurrah!! Hey, now that i'm a man in a groovy state let's do one of my songs..... SUDDENLY TOM FINDS HE IS OUT OF THE BAND ALEX That was a hairy moment or shud i say hairless!!!!! RORY cannot the antelope sing cannot the watyer russ play are we so blind TOM get a grip no yous self que song I GRIPPED TOO HARD BUNGALW do i have to do anything else or can i go now que song SHOULD I STAY OR GO by clash ALEX I still carnt be fucked to learn it!!!! BUNGALOW er do i er make you how you say the hornY?? RORY I have a big miopia ALEX but bungalow, what about the buttle milk? BUNGALOW Fuck em |