Thundering Lord Thunk so I may be slightly biased. Slightly. Hmmmm. Everything I can think of will make me sound like a twat. Perfect!!
Born in Gothamburg, Sweden, Rory "Thunk" Taylor grew up surrounded by the quaintness of eighties porn. Horribly scarred in a bizzare Shell Suit accident in the early nineties Rory had major plastic surgery at age 12 and as a result is far too attractive to be in any serious rock band, especially the Newton's. The accident also left the child with an aversion to Jesus Sandals, a mad urge to constantly change his hair colour and a 15" dick. Thunk moved to England in 1998 to persue a career in hhigher quality English porn, desperately wanting to become a serious actor. It was on his flight over to England that Thunk met a Russian deserter who was fleeing a war in his homeland over a pint of vodka. This deserter was named Gustaff. And he wasn't moving very fast at all. The rest, as they say, is history.
P.S. Someone took one look at the above photo and said "It's a computer edit isn't it". I would like to stress that anyone caught spreading this obviously stupid rumour will be subjected to THREE DAYS of Gustaff. I mean it.... |
