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| Edward Thrasher a.k.a. Alex "Beetle" Ellis |
| Alex's finest moments seem to come at the strangest of times, like once he managed to throw up on five people simultaneously, and this other time he managed to lead himself and other members of his band into a stoner trap in a bowling green. It took fully twelve attempts to get over that fence.... Other proud moments include inventing Magic Alex Floaty Lights, leaving college a year early and desperately trying to hide from my mother whilst stoned and sat three meters away from her in the middle of an open space. As for his purpose in the band Alex is an extremley accomplished guitarist (though not quite at Gustaff creating level yet) and can sing in a key higher than any human on earth, including Elton John!! I've seen grown men tremble at his rendition of Black Sabbath's "Paranoid"!! Edward Thrasher = Lead Guitarist, Vocals, Hair. |
| Alex Ellis grew up being called Beetle by all those that knew him. When they got to know him better, however, his name changed to "Oh Shit He's Coming This Way", eventually becoming "Edward Thrasher" when he became one of the founding members of "Newton' Balls". Now Alex spends his time creating blatantly awful midi-files and going to college in Nottingham (when he can be bothered). His greatest goals in life remain as: |
| no.1 Overdose On Weed, no.2 Kill Edward Pie (eugh!), and no.3 Finally Make it to the Magical World of Conklar. |
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