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| I have a lovely ass. It�s pert and round. I have a lovely ass. You want it now. Everybody wants my ass. It�s nice and round. Everybody wants my ass. You want it now. You think that you are good enough to get near my butt. I think you suck you fuck up, may contain traces of nut. Chorus Everybody want�s my ass. You can�t handle it, boy. Everybody want�s my ass. You can�t handle it, bitch. Everybody want�s to suck My lovely cock. (fuck!) Everybody want�s my ass. You can�t have it! Everybody wants my ass. Peachy not rough. Everybody wants my ass. But I want muff. Vikings in foreign lands have put up temples to my ass. They sit around in helmets waiting for my wind to pass. Chorus If you really want my ass. I would give up hope. I wouldn�t even give an audience. To the fucking pope. He came around up to my door and asked to feel my ass. I said �thank you but I�m afraid I will have to pass.� Tyrannochorus |
| The Ass Song |
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