David Jacobs...David Moscow
Les Jacobs...Luke Edwards
Racetrack Higgins...Max Casella
Crutchy...Marty Bleafsky
Boots...Arvie Lowe Jr.
Mush...Aaron Lohr
Kid Blink...Trey Parker
Spot Conlon...Gabriel Damon
Snitch...Dee Caspary
Jake...Joesph Conrad
Itey...Dominic Maldonado
Snipeshooter...Matthew Fields
Specs...Mark David
Dutchy...Ivan Dudnysky
Snoddy...Robert Feeney
Skittery...Michael A. Goorjian
Bumlets...Dominic Lucero
Pie Eater...David Sidoni
Swifty (the Rake)...Kevin (Alexander) Stea
Bryan Denton...Bill Pullman
Medda Larson...Ann-Margret
Sarah Jacobs...Ele Keats
Mayer Jacobs...Jeffrey DeMunn
Esther Jacobs...Deborra-Lee Furness
Kloppman...Marc Lawrence
Ten-Pin...Kevin Michaels
Nun...Sylvia Short
Nun...Melody Santangello
Nun...Lois Young
Patrick's mom...Jo Ann Harris
Toby the candy butcher...Gregg Kent-Smith
Teddy Roosevelt...David James Alexander
Joesph Pulitzer...Robert Duvall
Weasel...Michael Lerner
Snyder...Kevin Tighe
Seitz...Charles Cioffi
Oscar Dalancey...Shon Greenblatt
Morris Dalancey...David Sheinkopf
Johnathan...Mark Lowenthal
Judge Movealong Monahan... William Boyett
Mayor Van Wyck...Ryan MacDonald
Chief of Police...Frank Girardeau
Captain McSwain...Shay Duffin
Bailiff...Terry Kohl
Bunsen...Tom Finnegan
Gammon...I.M. Hobson
Policeman...Frank Novak