If life gives you lemons...

...make grape juice and leave people wondering how you did that
...find a little kid with a paper cut
...eat them and use the peel as a little hat
...ask for candy next time
...sell them on eBay
...return them to a supermarket for cash refund and buy yourself some lemonade
...give them to the poor
...say "Yay! Lemons!"
...be thankful it's not grapefruit!
...grab some tequila and mix a drink
...tell everyone that life miraculously gave you some lemons, then start a cult of people worshipping these 'holy lemons'. Then you can call yourself the Lemon Prophet, since they were given to you, and take all of the cult followers' money, insisting that paying the profit will insure their serucrity in the afterlife
...throw them away
...throw back a watermelon
...die....I hear death gives cheeseburgers
...tell life to get a life
...make lemonade, sell it, make lots of money and wave the money in life's face
...find a rock, paint it like a lemon and throw it back at life
...wonder how it gave them to you
...buy a new car
...be happy, free lemons!
...make lemonade!