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| General Chaos : The first interview... |
| Emmy: *Walks in and waves to everyone* Hi Everyone but Nick: Hello Emmy: NICK? Hell-o? Nick: *stuffing his face with twinkies* Yeah *bite* whatever *chew* Kevin: Immature...brat..... Nick: Am *chew* not!!! I'ma manly man! Everyone: sure...... Emmy: OK ENOUGH! I'm supposed to be interviewing you guys. Question: How do you feel about your fans? Truthful now! Howie: *wink* We love *drool* our fans! *twitch* |
| AJ: Yeah. what he said. Say, how long is this thing supposed to last? I'm getting my 25th tattoo in an hour! It's a 666 on my forehead!!! Brian: *Hits AJ with a book* AJ: *The word 'Bible' is now imprinted on his forehead* Or not. Maybe 'BSB Rules' down my nose... Kevin: *strangling Nick* I... thought... you... were...getting...another...piercing...*to Nick* Die...Evil!!!!!!!!!!! Emmy: *slowly backing away*Ok... next question! Ummm... maybe this one is a little dangerous... Do you guys ever get sick of each other? Annoying habits? All: YES! Emmy: Yes what? All: He gets on my nerves! *pointing to each other* Nick: i hate AJ and his damn hats!*tries to pull AJ's cowboy hat off, but finds it is glued to his head by a glob of hair gel/dye* Brian: *Gasp* NICK! Thou shalt not useith the Lord's name in vainith! I shall smite y'all! Nick: Smite? Is that some kind of food? *Brian hits him on the head**the word 'Holy' is embedded in Nicks forehead now* Hey look! I'm holy! |
| Kevin: Yeah... and ... I'm..from...Kentucky...and*points at Brian*.... he's.... my.... cousin.... Emmy: That's nice. Next! Hmmm how about personal interviews now? Howie: Why did you start wearing your hair down? Howie: *wink**drool**stare* AJ: Cuz if we shave his head we won't be able to tell the difference between him and Brian's dog! Brian: *gasp* Don't insult Tyke so! I shall smite y'all! *runs toward AJ**AJ sees him and runs away**chasing AJ around* Emmy: Interesting. OK Next! Kevin: Who is your cousin? Kevin: *gasp* oh... no... why... do... i... always... get.... the.... hard... ones....? Emmy: *rolls eyes* Next....Nick! (oh no) Some people say that you are fat and gay. How do you feel about this? Nick: *stares blankly* Hey, got any food? *someone hands Nick a paper**Nick reads it choppily* I am not gay. I am not fat. I am not...*squints**motions off screen and someone comes and says the word for him* In-tell-ectu-ally gifted. I am not... *goes on and on with his list of " I am nots"* Crew Members: *laughing wildly* Emmy: Good god... ask a simple question, get a stupid answer...dumb blondes... Nick: ... drunk. I am not blonde. I am not... Brian and AJ, both blonde at the time,stop, and both start chasing Emmy, Brian with his Bible and AJ with a chair. Emmy: HELP!!!!!! Nick: *ends his list* I like the Ocean. Kevin: Cousin...Cousin... who... the... heck.... is... my... cousin...? *sees Emmy being chased* Ha...Ha....Ha... *forgets suddenly what he was laughing at* *stare* Howie: *wink**wink* I'll *drool* help you! Emmy: No... No Howie! Don't help me!!! Please! Howie: *confused**drool* o *wink* k. *nervous twitch* Emmy: Keeeeeeeevvvvvviiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kevin: What....? Emmy: HELP ME STUPID! *laughs* or I'll call you eyebrow man for the rest of your life! Kevin: Don't....be....dissin.....my.....brows..... Right eyebrow: Yeah! Emmy: *stops, mouth open* AJ: *crashes into Emmy* Brian: *crashes into AJ* *both hit the ground, but Emmy just stands there* Emmy: Do that again! Kevin: What...? Emmy: The eyebrow thing! Kevin: I... can't.... they.... have....minds....of....their...own.... Eyebrows: Yeah! *Lefty jumps off* * Righty follows* *both walk to Emmy, who is staring in awe* Lefty: What?! You gots a problem with us? Righty: C'mon! Get down here and fight! *pushes Emmy's foot with his...er... hand* Emmy: *falls over in shock* All: *circle around Emmy* Emmy? Are you ok? Emmy: *wakes up* *runs out screaming* And so the saga will continue, NEXT IN: The Kevin &Brian Story: "The cousins from hell... oops I meant Kentucky..." |