(Brandon and Jennifer are at dinner after both got of work and met at the restaurant)
Waiter-What can I get you? Our specials for tonight are Chicken Stew and The Beef Roast
Brandon-I would like a number 3, the 14-ounce steak with garlic-mashed potatoes
Jennifer-I would like the Chicken Stew and can you bring us a side of French fries.
Waiter-and what can I get you to drink while your meals are prepared?
Brandon-I would like a lemonade and for my wife a glass of orange juice with a touch of vodka.
Waiter-thank you, I will be back in a few minute with your drinks and your side of fries!
Brandon-thank you
(Waiter walks away)
Jennifer- (With a smile on her face) what did you call me a second ago?
Brandon-what honey?
Jennifer-no
Brandon-Jennifer?
Jennifer-no you called me your wife
Brandon-no I didn�t?
Jennifer-yes you did you said to the waiter that my wife wants this!
Brandon-oh well maybe it just was on my mind?
Jennifer-what marriage?
Brandon-yea well we have been together for about a year now and I really am starting to care about you and us and I want to take things to the next level
Jennifer- (Jennifer is cheesing and Brandon is looking into her eyes) really!
Brandon-sure, I mean of course!
(Brandon and Jennifer have dinner and then they go back to Brandon�s house)
Brandon-come on in, my roommate is out of town right now.
Jennifer-so what do you want to do?
Brandon-why don�t we go to my room and watch a movie
(Jennifer and Brandon are watching a movie and Brandon starts to put his hand up the back of Jennifer�s shirt)
Jennifer-stop it that�s one of my spots!
Brandon-what right here?
Jennifer-yea right there
(The Two roll of the small bed and onto the carpeted floor and start to make love right there)
Jennifer-ah ah ah(Jennifer sucks her teeth in pleasure)
Brnadon-ah shit girl keep it down
(Jennifer starts breathing hard)
Jennifer-I thought you said your roommate�s not here?
(Continues to show the pleasure she is obtaining as Brandon Responds)
Brandon-oh it�s the walls, there really thin and I don�t want them to complain
(You can here in Brandon�s voice he is reluctant to answers questions and is getting irritated with the questions)
(Jennifer tries to stay quiet but she gets louder that she was previously)
Brandon-maybe we should do this another time?
(Brandon begins to pull out and Jennifer has a displeased look on her face)
Jennifer-wha wha what are you doing, I thought you wanted to do this?
Brandon-I do but I don�t want to interrupt my neighbors because��.because they are the landlords also and they have rules on the lease about noise!
Jennifer-oh well why don�t we just go to sleep and in the morning, bright and early we can start back were we left off!
Brandon-well this bed is kind of small so I don�t think you would want to sleep on it, it would be a tight fit! I have not gotten my permanent bed from storage yet!!
Jennifer-well I could sleep on the coach tonight?
Brandon-well I got to get to work tomorrow early? I had to leave work early to get to dinner so I got to finish up that work tomorrow morning.
Jennifer-well ok are you free tomorrow, I would really like to spend some time together and talk about what you said about marriage
Brandon- (With a weird look on his face says) yea ok I guess tomorrow at 8 we can meet up and get a room at a motel or something were we don�t have to worry about the landlords.
Jennifer-ok, well were is your bathroom, I would like to freshen up before I leave home
Brandon-its down the hall and in the first door and go thro the room to the bathroom, you cant miss it. I am going to get dressed so I can drive you home!
Jennifer-ok
(Jennifer walks into the other room that�s connected to the bathroom and turns the light on)
Jennifer- (Jennifer yells) your room mates here
(Brandon realizes that he gave her the directions to the bathroom In his bedroom with his wife!!! Brandon quickly runs into the room before his pants are on and see�s his wife laying in bed about to wake up)
Brandon-Jennifer I forgot this bathroom is out of order, come downstairs and I will show you the one that does work
Jennifer-that�s ok I only want to use the sink!
(Jennifer walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind her, not locking it)
(Brandon�s wife wakes up and says she hopes this is the last night he is working late.)
Brandon-nope tomorrow is the last day
Melanie-we can talk more in a minute, I will be right back!
Brandon-were you going?!
Melanie-to the bathroom?
Brandon-use the one downstairs, I just dropped a bomb and you don�t want to use that bathroom till the morning!
Melanie-that�s ok, that�s what we have the spray for
(Melanie begins walking to the bathroom door that�s not locked that Jennifer is in.)
Brandon-I am serous baby, I still got to clean the seat, I mean I eat something wicked at work and let it out all on the toilet.
Melanie-ill I am using the bathroom in the children�s room!
(Brandon remembers he was just in his 16 year olds bedroom and that the girls braw is on the bed and his pants on the floor!)
(His son is at a friends house party and is spending a night)
Brandon-no you don�t want to go in there because he didn�t clean his room like you told him to before he left to go to the party plus I was looking for toilet paper in there but it was hard with the light blown out, I will fix it before work tomorrow!
(Brandon is rushing his points across and his remarks)
Brandon-just use the one downstairs
Melanie-I�m going to kill that boy when he comes back tomorrow
Brandon-baby, go on downstairs and I will bring down some toilet paper for you
Melanie-ok
(She goes down stairs to use the bathroom just as Jennifer comes out the bathroom in his bedroom)
Jennifer-why didn�t you say that you had a female roommate?
Brandon-because her and me used to go together and now we are strickly friends and I didn�t want you to take it the wrong way!
Jennifer-oh that�s why you wanted to keep it down?
Brandon-I is sorry I lied but she still has feelings for me but there not shared!
Jennifer-I would have understood!
Brandon-I�m sorry, I love you! I didn�t mean to tell you a lie just wanted to not start anything from nothing
Jennifer- (she smiles)
Brandon-well she is up and I think I should talk to her to tell her the deal but first let me drive you home
Jennifer-let me get my braw from the other room first!
Brandon-just go to the car and wait for me and I will bring it out to you!
Jennifer-ok
(Jennifer starts walking downstairs and as Brandon goes into the other room and grabs for the braw, his Melanie and Jennifer at the same time say honey and his eyes widen larger then a football stadium)