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How to Win at Golf
Looking for a better golf game? Tired of loseing? Well i have a soloution for you!!! In the list below are just a few things that have helped my game out of the sand traps and onto the greens. And the best part for you is ITS ALL FREE!!! Personally I found that Hot Shots Golf and the subliminal tapes work the best when left on when you are sleeping.


  1.    Training


    1.    Mental prep


      1.    Watch PGA on TV religiously
      2.    Get taht Playstation "Hot Shots Golf"
      3.    Rent "personal victor" subliminal tapes

    2.    Equipment


      1.    Make sure your putter has a pro autograph on it
      2.    Pick up a bargain bag of tees-n-balls at Costco

    3.    Diet


      1.    Avoid baseball or football food

        1.    No hotdogs
        2.    No pretzels
        3.    No peanuts and Crackerjacks

      2.    Drink diet Coke only, no Pepsi

  2.    Pre-Game


    1.    Dress


      1.    Put on Shorts, even if it's freezing
      2.    Buy a new hat if you lost last time

    2.    Location and Scheduling


      1.    Select a course where your spouse won't find you
      2.    To save on fees, play where your buddy works

    3.    Opponent


      1.    Look for: out-of-shape, inexperienced players
      2.   Shun: suntan, stethescope, strident walk, Florida accent
      3.    Buy opponent as many pre=game sodas as possible

    4.    On the Course


      1.    Tee first, then develop severe hayfever
      2.    Drive cart over opponent's ball to degrade aerodynamics
      3.    Say "fore" just before ball makes contact with opponent
      4.    Always replace divots when putting
      5.    Water cooler holes are a good time to correct any errors in ball placement
      6.    Never record strokes taken when opponent is visiting the "facilities"
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