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How to Win at Golf
Looking for a better golf game? Tired of loseing? Well i have a soloution for you!!! In the list below are just a few things that have helped my game out of the sand traps and onto the greens. And the best part for you is ITS ALL FREE!!! Personally I found that Hot Shots Golf and the subliminal tapes work the best when left on when you are sleeping.
- Training
- Mental prep
- Watch PGA on TV religiously
- Get taht Playstation "Hot Shots Golf"
- Rent "personal victor" subliminal tapes
- Equipment
- Make sure your putter has a pro autograph on it
- Pick up a bargain bag of tees-n-balls at Costco
- Diet
- Avoid baseball or football food
- No hotdogs
- No pretzels
- No peanuts and Crackerjacks
- Drink diet Coke only, no Pepsi
- Pre-Game
- Dress
- Put on Shorts, even if it's freezing
- Buy a new hat if you lost last time
- Location and Scheduling
- Select a course where your spouse won't find you
- To save on fees, play where your buddy works
- Opponent
- Look for: out-of-shape, inexperienced players
- Shun: suntan, stethescope, strident walk, Florida accent
- Buy opponent as many pre=game sodas as possible
- On the Course
- Tee first, then develop severe hayfever
- Drive cart over opponent's ball to degrade aerodynamics
- Say "fore" just before ball makes contact with opponent
- Always replace divots when putting
- Water cooler holes are a good time to correct any errors in ball placement
- Never record strokes taken when opponent is visiting the "facilities"