(4154) Bill: Othrek, Pancake, Raegar, and Zerrym are outside Tyl-Rynn's mansion in the middle of the night.
(4154) Bill: ZOnkel and Nobblywonk are in nobblywonk's house.
(4154) Bill: Nym is off\
(4159) Othrek: "Pancake, shall we knock on the door?"
Nobblywonk: Is anyone other than Zonkel with me?
(4154) Bill: no
Pancake: It is late at night. Perhaps we should have waited until morning.
(4174) raegar: hey othrek
Nobblywonk: Where are the others?
(4159) Othrek: howdy
Nobblywonk: Zonkel?
(4154) Bill: Zonkel is with you
(4159) Othrek: "But you are old friends? Surely he won't mind."
Nobblywonk: Yes that question was for him.
(4174) raegar: lets knock on the door anyways
Pancake: I suppose
(4159) Othrek: "You can do the honors."
(4154) Bill: A beautiful young Calimshite woman answers the door after a few minutes
Nobblywonk: "Where are the others Zonkel?"
(4174) raegar: who remembers how to do actions
(4159) Othrek: Othrek pushes the others out of the way. "Good night. My name is Othrek Svearmiirik, Bane of the Western Armor Traders."
(4154) Bill: "Yes, good night."
Pancake: Is Tyl-Rynn at home? I am sorry to bother you so late at night.
(4159) Othrek: "My friend Pancake used to do adventuring business with the master of the house."
(4154) Bill: "No, he'll be gone for a few months."
Nobblywonk: "What? why are you going to bed, Zonkel?"
(4159) Othrek: "And what is your name, my lady?"
(4154) Calimshite woman: "Del-Trina"
(4154) Calimshite woman: "I'll tell him you came by. Good night."
(4159) Othrek: "Tell me, lovely Del-Trina, how long will the master be gone?"
(4154) Calimshite woman: She closes the door.
(4159) Othrek: "Well, shit."
Pancake: She said a few months.
(4159) Othrek: "I was awestruck by her perfect skin."
(4159) Othrek: "I wasn't really paying attention."
(4159) Othrek: "Shall we stroll back to Nobbly's house?"
(4154) Calimshite woman: You return to Nobblywonk's house
(4159) Othrek: Hey, how does she know that?
Pancake: Paul has not read RPOL in like weeks
(4159) Othrek: That is accurate. He has been builing his Gondsman
(4159) Othrek: The game had become real: he got a new computer
(4154) Zonkel: Zonkel and Nobblywonk are there
(4159) Othrek: Othrek beds down for the night.
(4154) Zonkel: the next day passes without event. On the following day Nym returns
(4174) raegar: raegar goes to sleep
Nobblywonk: I am not using the new computer though. It didn't have open rpg on it.
(4159) Othrek: "Nym! Did you mourn your wolf to the best of your ability?"
Nobblywonk: How many days more tdo I have to make cGOndasman?
(4159) Othrek: Do the names on the miniature map get cut in half, wdithwise, for anyone else?
(4174) raegar: no
(4171) Nym: the wolverine's name is Sue
(4154) Zonkel: "This silver clasp is a brooch of shielding (35 points left). This wand is a wand of inflict light wounds with 32 charges."
(4159) Othrek: " A new beast!"
Nobblywonk: "Greetings all -- this is my new Gondsman -- Kerplunk."
(4159) Othrek: "New things all around!"
(4174) raegar: what is that
(4154) DM: Sue looks like an enormous ferocious badger
(4159) Othrek: Othrek inspects Kerplunk's workmanship. "Most impressive."
(4159) Othrek: Go Badgers!
Nobblywonk: "Thank you Othrek."
(4159) Othrek: [Bad dice format] - [in horribel Wisconsin accent] Go Badgers!
Nobblywonk: "What did you guys do while I was gone?"
Pancake: Does the mascot badger have a nickname?
Nobblywonk: "Or rather, while I was here?"
(4174) raegar: we went to pacakes friends house
(4174) raegar: and kill some shop keepers
(4159) Othrek: "I killed someone who looked just like me and had profited from my father's skin. Then I killed his little red-haired friend. Then we woke up a beautiful lady in the middle of the night."
(4154) Zerryn: And went to Skullport
Pancake: Othrek has reclaimed the last piece of his father's body
(4174) raegar: this time he let me help bury it with the others
Pancake: There is a portal in the back of the shop that leads to a similar shop in Skullport
(4159) Othrek: "So, was Skullprt in the Underdark?"
(4154) Zonkel: "Something like it, I imagine."
(4171) Nym: I have not exactly asked sue what hit points he/she (boy named sue or a girl, I'm not sure) has. I suppose I should do some quick research
(4159) Othrek: Nym, you should call her Bucky Sue. It sounds kinda southern.
Nobblywonk: "Were there lots of skulls?”
(4159) Othrek: "What a ridiculous question."
(4174) raegar: "i didnt venture around in the city"
(4159) Othrek: "So, did Allustan send me any responses here?"
(4154) Zonkel: "Nothing."
(4159) Othrek: 'I have not buried anything, Raegar."
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk has 38 hp. His sheet on tangled web should be ok?
(4159) Othrek: 'Well, that is disturbing. I sent him a mesage about Dagsumn several days ago."
(4174) raegar: oh, maybe im just predicting the future
(4159) Othrek: "i wonder, should we go back to Diamond Lake to see if he is alright?"
(4159) Othrek: ha
(4154) Zonkel: "He should have received it and responded already."
(4159) Othrek: "What do you guys think?" Othrek asks the motley group of Badger-constructs
(4154) Zerryn: "Diamond Lake is the crotch of the world."
(4154) Zerryn: .
(4159) Othrek: "Well, we can hope that it's just a brief stop. I'd like to find Allustan and report on our experience with the ulgurstasta."
(4159) Othrek: "Any other opinions?"
Pancake: I don't get paid to think.
Pancake: .
Pancake: .
Nobblywonk: Technical issues for Pancake
(4154) Zerryn: Same with the others?
(4159) Othrek: Thinking issues, more like
Pancake: My chat window appears to have stopped updating even though I am still connected.
(4154) Zerryn: Nym and Raegar also?
(4186) raegar (enter): 20:42
(4159) Othrek: So you won't know it if I call you a goober? Goober!
Pancake: I am going to log out and come back
(4186) raegar: ooc does anybody remember how to do actions
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4186) raegar...
** Sorry, don't understand what a / is...
Nobblywonk: I plan on consulting with my church as to what to do in regards to Brokengulf, the Dopplegangers, Tirria, Tincheron, Craulnober, Allustan, and Dagsumn. I have no real ideas when it comes to preventing the rise of this evil cult of Kyuss.
** (4154) Zerryn remembers **
Pancake: Disconnecting from server...
(4168) Pancake (exit): 20:42
(4186) raegar: he didnt hear
(4159) Othrek: "Is there any way you could go ahead and start consulting now, Nobbs?"
(4186) raegar: what did Zerryn type in to remember
(4154) Zerryn: Your church has no idea what to do.
Nobblywonk: "yes. whao want to come with?
(4188) Pancake (enter): 20:44
Nobblywonk: "Why do you say that?"
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4188) Pancake...
(4154) The Church: "We have no idea. it sounds complicated."
Pancake: Okay, all better
Nobblywonk: "Yes it is."
(4154) The Church: Good luck
Nobblywonk: "Thanks."
(4159) Othrek: "Anyone else need to consult with their cult?"
(4186) raegar: no
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk and I will go back. "They were no help."
(4159) Othrek: "Shall we depart?"
(4186) raegar: where to
Nobblywonk: "Diamond Lake here we go."
(4154) DM: You travel for 7 days
Pancake: Pancake will come along
(4154) DM: Those of you who remember Diamond Lake find the town changed. The Emporium is in rubble and the middle of town square is covered in a large black scar. Buildings along the road to Allustan’s house have been crushed in some places, melted in others. Sections of the ground are scarred and barren. Allustan’s house has also been melted.
Pancake: "Home sweet home!"
(4159) Othrek: 'Holy fuckballs!"
(4186) raegar: raegar goes to find our heroes plaque
(4159) Othrek: Othrek will walk up to the nearest person (if there ais anyone still living) and ask him or her what happened.
(4186) raegar: it was hanging on the museum door i think
(4154) DM: Along the way to the plaque, a group of soldiers hails you. They approach and appear happy to see Othrek and Raegar.
(4154) DM: “Please, please, we beg of you. Save our town again. Slay the dragon.”
(4159) Othrek: "What dragon?"
(4186) raegar: ok
Nobblywonk: "Yeah!"
(4154) DM: “She’s black and 30 foot from head to toe. And she breathes acid. She flew in here and went straight for Allustan’s house and scorched it to the ground. Then she started bellowing and smashes houses left and right until she reached town square. She started gathering up the people she’d wounded and demanded them to tell her where Allustan was. She killed 11 or 12 before someone finally came to her to say that Allustan had been at the Whispering Cairn. She asked where it was and then flew there. We have been living in terror. No one will leave their homes.”
(4171) Nym: down sue, down
(4159) Othrek: "I fear this is my fault. I was unable to find this black dragon at Lizard Marsh."
(4186) raegar: "Where is my plaque"
Pancake: I say we go to the whispering cairns. Did this dragon seem undead?
(4154) DM: "Its right over there."
(4186) raegar: "I mean our"
(4159) Othrek: "Come friends, let us make haste to the Whisperin Cairn!"
(4154) DM: No, it seemed very alive
(4186) raegar: is the shop still standing
Nobblywonk: "To the cairn! Just let me prepare some resist acids before we get there."
(4171) Nym: I hope it is undead
(4159) Othrek: Did we heal completely on the way here?
Pancake: Othrek, is the dragon you failed to find supposed to be undead?
(4159) Othrek: "Not to my knowledge."
(4186) raegar: raegar goes and grabs the plaque
Nobblywonk: I prepare ...
Nobblywonk: Didn't prepare it.
(4186) raegar: hey othrek, do you remember what we gave to the museum to earn the plaque
(4159) Othrek: "The bodies of the facelss one and the bizzarre amalgamation, I think."
Nobblywonk: "Let's wait until tomorrow. Otherwise we will all die in a flood of acid."
(4154) DM: yeah you healed completely
(4154) DM: the shop is still standing
Nobblywonk: "How far is this cairn?"
Nobblywonk: "Reagar?"
(4154) DM: "Very close."
(4159) Othrek: Let's go!
(4186) raegar: then i will put back the plaque
Nobblywonk: no.
Nobblywonk: Let's wait.
Nobblywonk: You always rush in headlong, Othrek.
Nobblywonk: Let's prepare for the battle, since we can.
(4159) Othrek: Okay, we'll sleep the night. prepare thy spells/
(4159) Othrek: make it quick!
Nobblywonk: Thanks.
(4154) DM: The morning arrives
(4159) Othrek: Okay, let's go!
Nobblywonk: too quick.
(4186) raegar: im with you
Pancake: Paul was just starting to lean back to peruse his well-earmarked spellbook
(4159) Othrek: Should I take a walk? Grab some ice cream?
(4186) raegar: i think so
(4154) DM: I marked the entrance to the cairn on the map. Prepare your battle formation
(4186) raegar: raegar leads the way
Nobblywonk: I'm in back with Kerplunk and Zonkel
(4154) DM: everyone ready?
(4159) Othrek: indeed.
Nobblywonk: I cast the resist energy acids.
(4154) DM: make spot and listen checks
(4154) DM: [Bad dice format] - [1d20=21]
Nobblywonk: 5 -- one on each.
(4154) DM: [1d20+1] -> [14,1] = (15)
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+8] -> [18,8] = (26) listen.
(4154) DM: [1d20+21] -> [13,21] = (34)
(4154) DM: [1d20+17] -> [1,17] = (18)
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+5] -> [19,5] = (24) spot.
(4186) raegar: [1d20+0] -> [13,0] = (13) listen
Pancake: [1d20+2] => [15,2] = (17) Listen
(4186) raegar: [1d20+0] -> [17,0] = (17) spot
Pancake: [1d20+4] => [19,4] = (23) Spot
(4186) raegar: how do you do actions again
(4171) Nym: [1d20+4] -> [11,4] = (15) spot [Bad dice format] - [d20+6] listen
Nobblywonk: [1d20+5] => [5,5] = (10) spot
(4159) Othrek: "Avast! It is her! Look!"
Nobblywonk: [1d20+7] => [16,7] = (23) listen
(4159) Othrek: Othrek points at the Dragon he sees
(4171) Nym: [1d20+6] -> [9,6] = (15) lis
(4186) raegar: [1d20+0] -> [8,0] = (8) init
Nobblywonk: 50 minutes on the resists
(4154) DM: roll initiative everyone
(4154) DM: Initiative: [1d20+1] -> [1,1] = (2)
Pancake: Pancake also points at the same sneaky dragon.
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+3] -> [1,3] = (4) initiative.
(4154) DM: Initiative: [1d20+2] -> [4,2] = (6)
Nobblywonk: "watch out those who don't have resists."
(4159) Othrek: shite
(4171) Nym: nym casts resist energy acid on sue
(4159) Othrek: "Who doesn't have resists?"
Pancake: [1d20+1] => [3,1] = (4) Initiative
Nobblywonk: [1d20+4] => [6,4] = (10)
** (4186) raegar balances his axe **
(4171) Nym: wait, does sue share a spell someone else casts on me, since nobbs did it?
(4154) DM: [1d20+1] -> [11,1] = (12)
(4159) Othrek: Yeah, i think she does
(4154) DM: No, nym
** Pancake admires Raegar's balancing act. **
(4171) Nym: Ok, then I cast it on her
(4154) DM: Initiative: [1d20+6] -> [8,6] = (14)
(4159) Othrek: Nobbs, who had resist energy?
(4154) DM: [1d20+7] -> [18,7] = (25)
(4154) DM: Zerryn fires his bow at the dragon
Nobblywonk: Nym, Raegar, Pancake, Nobbs, and Othrek.
(4154) DM: Attacks: Composite shortbow [1d20+12] -> [6,12] = (18), dmg [1d8+9] -> [6,9] = (15)
(4171) Nym: I cast barkskin and cats grace on myself and sue if she can share spells like me
(4154) DM: but missed
(4154) DM: othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: Othrek steps up and unleashes his breath weapon at Ilthane.
(4186) raegar: how high is the dragon
(4154) DM: 5 feet up
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Relex [1d20+13] -> [18,13] = (31)
(4159) Othrek: [6d8] -> [8,2,7,3,3,1] = (24) fire.
(4171) Nym: [1d20+4] -> [6,4] = (10) inititave for Nym [1d20+2] -> [3,2] = (5) initiative for sue
(4159) Othrek: 1/2 dmg I guess DC was 14
Nobblywonk: 20 points of resist
(4159) Othrek: So how does that work?
Nobblywonk: Don't you have a ph?
(4159) Othrek: Do we ignore the first 20 point sof acid damage we sustain?
Nobblywonk: 272.
Nobblywonk: yes.
(4159) Othrek: Oh eat it.
(4154) DM: pancake's turn
(4159) Othrek: I can comfortable on my floor and don't feel like getting up to look at your darned player's handbook.
** Pancake casts bull strength on himself and approaches the dragon. **
Nobblywonk: well I told you the answer
(4174) raegar (exit): 21:07
(4159) Othrek: Do we ignore the first 20 points every time?
(4154) DM: Ilthane roars, “Dragotha take you all! The wizard is mine!”
(4159) Othrek: Oh God.
(4154) DM: She issues forth a stream of acid.
(4154) DM: reflex save from Kerplunk, nobblywonk
(4159) Othrek: Here comes Zonke's third death.
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk.
(4154) DM: DC 23
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Relex [1d20+13] -> [8,13] = (21)
(4154) DM: [12d4] -> [4,4,2,3,4,1,1,3,4,3,2,1] = (32)
(4154) DM: Zerrym is down to 16 hit points
(4159) Othrek: easy, spazzoid minis
(4186) raegar: i was trying to find sue
Nobblywonk: [1d20+2] => [13,2] = (15) reflex for kerplunk
(4154) DM: 32 points of acid damage if you fail
(4159) Othrek: yowch.
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Fort [1d20+5] -> [9,5] = (14)
(4171) Nym: Sue was in that line, but got moved underneath me by mistake
(4154) DM: cool
(4154) DM: [1d4] -> [1] = (1)
(4159) Othrek: how is Zonkel?
(4154) DM: Zerrym also becomes weaker from poison
(4154) DM: Zonkel stands idly on the edge
(4171) Nym: was I able to cast my preparation spells and can sue share them?
Nobblywonk: [1d20+10] => [6,10] = (16) reflex for nNobbs
(4154) DM: yes
Nobblywonk: he takes 12?
(4154) DM: yes
(4154) DM: plus make a fortitude save
Nobblywonk: poisoned?
(4154) DM: maybe
Nobblywonk: [1d20+13] => [12,13] = (25) fort
(4154) DM: no
Nobblywonk: nice
(4154) DM: Everone make a Will save DC 20
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Will [1d20+4] -> [16,4] = (20)
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Will [1d20+6] -> [3,6] = (9)
(4186) raegar: [1d20+7] -> [17,7] = (24) will save
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+7] -> [17,7] = (24) will.
(4171) Nym: [1d20+8] -> [8,8] = (16) will save
(4154) DM: Nym is shaken by the firghtful presence of the dragon
(4154) DM: A shaken character takes a –2 penalty on attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks
(4186) raegar: raegar cannot be shaken
(4154) DM: Raegar is fine
Nobblywonk: [1d20+16] => [7,16] = (23) will save
(4171) Nym: [1d20+1] -> [6,1] = (7) sue
(4154) DM: Sue is panicked
(4154) DM: or was that the reflex save?
Nobblywonk: Pizza break?
(4159) Othrek: hahaah
Nobblywonk: nm
(4154) DM: Sue's reflex save [1d20+5] -> [10,5] = (15)
(4154) DM: sue's hit points are [3d8+15] -> [6,4,3,15] = (28)
(4154) DM: Sue is at -4 hp and panicked
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk is immune to all these saves right?
(4154) DM: Zerrym moves around and fires an arrow
(4154) DM: Attacks: Composite shortbow point blank shot attack1 [1d20+13] -> [9,13] = (22), dmg [1d8+10] -> [2,10] = (12)
(4154) DM: and misses
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk's turn
Nobblywonk: Flame strike
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Relex [1d20+12] -> [5,12] = (17)
** Pancake exudes an aura of courage at all times, giving within 10 feet of me a +4 against fear effects **
(4154) DM: make a spell resistance check
** Pancake is also immune o fear **
(4171) Nym: I assume a +4 (giving me a 20) does not take away my fear, corect?
(4154) DM: [1d20+10] -> [7,10] = (17) nobblywonk's Sr check
(4154) DM: the spell fails
(4154) DM: correct Nym
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
Nobblywonk: [1d20+10] => [6,10] = (16) -- buck wanted me to wait.
Nobblywonk: nm
Nobblywonk: spelkl fails I assume
(4171) Nym: Nym fires 2 shots at the dragon [1d20+15] -> [14,15] = (29) [1d20+10] -> [15,10] = (25)
(4154) DM: both missses
(4154) DM: raegar's turn
(4159) Othrek: ruh roh
(4171) Nym: Is the dragon undead?
(4154) DM: no
(4154) DM: but its scary when Pancake's not nearby
(4186) raegar: done
(4154) DM: Zonkel quivers and casts firreball
(4154) DM: SR check [1d20+6] -> [18,6] = (24)
(4154) DM: Saving Throws: Relex [1d20+12] -> [17,12] = (29)
(4154) DM: fireball damage [6d6] -> [1,3,1,5,2,6] = (18)
(4154) DM: ilthane takes 9 points of damage from the fireball
(4154) DM: Sue continues to die [1d100] -> [46] = (46)
(4159) Othrek: "Well done, Z!"
(4154) DM: she is done to -5
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: Othrek moves up and flies into a rage
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+15] -> [9,15] = (24) greataxe.
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: that should have been 26, but I think that is still amiss
(4154) DM: yeah
(4159) Othrek: done
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
** Pancake charges at the dragon **
(4154) DM: it bites at him as he charges
(4159) Othrek: heee
(4154) DM: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [6,20] = (26), dmg [3d6+13] -> [5,1,6,13] = (25), acid damage [12d4] -> [4,1,4,2,1,2,3,3,4,3,4,2] = (33) +Reflex sv vs poison
(4154) DM: the bite does 25 damage. ignore the rest
Pancake: [1d20+16+2+4] => [1,16,2,4] = (23) Magical greatsword attack + charge + smite evil
(4154) DM: miss
Pancake: Critical miss!
(4159) Othrek: was that a 1?
(4159) Othrek: I think Pancake always critically misses at the beginning of a battle
(4154) DM: Ilthane gflies up in the air and lands on the other side of the group, drawing attacks from othrek, Kerplunk and pancake
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+15] -> [18,15] = (33) AoO
(4154) DM: a hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+16] -> [6,16] = (22) dmg.
(4154) DM: Ilthane bites Zerrym
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk attack. [1d20+5] => [10,5] = (15)
(4154) DM: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [8,20] = (28), dmg [3d6+13] -> [1,6,6,13] = (26)
Pancake: [1d20+16] => [11,16] = (27)
(4154) DM: and kills him'
(4154) DM: Pancake misses
Pancake: ZERRRRRRRRYN!!!!!!
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk's turn
(4159) Othrek: He was GRRRRRRRREAT
Pancake: Should my charge or smite bonus have applied?
(4154) DM: yeah, but still a miss
Nobblywonk: cure crit on kerplunk [4d8+10] => [7,5,4,4,10] = (30)
Pancake: 33 is a miss?
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
Nobblywonk: he's only down 2 now.
(4154) DM: Pancake, how do you get 33?
Pancake: On the AOO
(4154) DM: smite evil included, isee
(4171) Nym: Nym gives sue a cure moderate wounds potion [1d8+3] -> [6,3] = (9) and shoots his bow at the dragon if he can
Pancake: Adding the additinal +6 to the 27
(4154) DM: it takes the whole round to give a potion to another
(4171) Nym: if his arrow attack is an option, he rolls [1d20+13] -> [12,13] = (25)
Pancake: I was asking if the smite from my first attack roll still applied
(4154) DM: it does
(4171) Nym: ok I don't shoot, but sue moves on her turn
(4186) raegar: did pancake hit
(4154) DM: I whispered to him that he did
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
Pancake: [2d6+6+10] => [3,4,6,10] = (23) magical greatsword damage with smite
(4186) raegar: CHARGE
(4154) DM: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [6,20] = (26), dmg [3d6+13] -> [2,3,6,13] = (24)
(4186) raegar: [1d20+15+2] -> [6,15,2] = (23) attack
(4154) DM: the dragon can not bite through the dwarf's mighty armor
(4159) Othrek: stomping over the dead centaur. gross.
(4186) raegar: miss
(4154) DM: Zonkel unleashes another fireball
(4154) DM: Sr check [1d20+6] -> [7,6] = (13)
(4154) DM: but the dragon is unaffected
(4154) DM: Sue dgets up and flees in a panic
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+19] -> [17,19] = (36) atk w/ rage.
(4154) DM: a hit
(4186) raegar: nice
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+16] -> [7,16] = (23) dmg.
(4154) DM: pancake's turn
(4159) Othrek: done
Nobblywonk: "There goes Sue"
** Pancake charges the dragon again, smiting his evil **
(4159) Othrek: Smite his evil ass!
Pancake: [1d20+16+2+4] => [5,16,2,4] = (27) Magical greatsword attack + charge + smite evil
(4171) Nym: what would a bless spell do for me or someone else in this situation having already been stricken with fear?
(4154) DM: miss
Pancake: I have forgotten my bull strength bonus
(4154) DM: [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
(4154) DM: Ilthane bites at Othrek
Pancake: So 29
(4154) DM: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [12,20] = (32), dmg [3d6+13] -> [3,4,3,13] = (23)
(4154) DM: then claws
(4154) DM: Attacks: claw1 [1d20+17] -> [4,17] = (21), dmg [1d8+9] -> [6,9] = (15)
(4154) DM: Attacks: claw2 [1d20+17] -> [6,17] = (23), dmg [1d8+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
(4154) DM: then slaps with her wing
(4154) DM: Attacks: wing1 [1d20+17] -> [17,17] = (34), dmg [1d6+9] -> [1,9] = (10)
(4159) Othrek: Bring that hot wing on
(4154) DM: Attacks: wing2 [1d20+17] -> [17,17] = (34), dmg [1d6+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
(4186) raegar: .
(4159) Othrek: ouch.
(4154) DM: then with her tail
(4159) Othrek: well sheeeeyit.
(4154) DM: Attacks: tail slap [1d20+17] -> [1,17] = (18), dmg [1d8+16] -> [5,16] = (21)
(4154) DM: so thats 23+10+13 damage
(4159) Othrek: 46 damage?
(4154) DM: yeah
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk's turn
(4159) Othrek: that hurt!
(4159) Othrek: Nobbs, heal?
(4159) Othrek: why Nym big?
(4171) Nym: dragons turn me on
(4154) DM: genetics
(4159) Othrek: they certainly do.
(4171) Nym: not half-dragonS
(4159) Othrek: Well, to each his own.
(4154) DM: Is nobblywonk thinking?
(4159) Othrek: Not much to think about: heal me!
(4186) raegar: yes
(4154) DM: just checking
Nobblywonk: flame strike
(4154) DM: SR check please
Nobblywonk: jk
(4154) DM: oh
Pancake: He is simultaneously applying insect repellant and earing tostitos
(4159) Othrek: Wow there are already mosquitos there?
(4159) Othrek: damn.
Pancake: Yeah, we're out on Tom's patio
Nobblywonk: step up 10 and cure crit on othrek. [4d8+10] => [3,6,5,2,10] = (26)
(4159) Othrek: ooh. Sounds nice.
(4159) Othrek: thankee
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
Nobblywonk: done
(4171) Nym: Nym applies flame arrow oil to his arrows and fires at the dragon [120+13] -> 133
(4154) DM: I sent everyone a node, if you want to edit it to make your rools automatic
(4171) Nym: oops [1d20+13] -> [1,13] = (14)
(4154) DM: you will have to wait to shoot
(4171) Nym: critical miss
(4159) Othrek: How do we use it?
(4154) DM: it takes your turn to apply the oil
(4171) Nym: ok
(4154) DM: to design it for your character, right click (or whatever the mac equivalemnt) and choose design
(4154) DM: to use it, open it, choose your action and click send
(4154) DM: raegar's turn
(4159) Othrek: all it has for mine is title, width and height.
(4159) Othrek: very odd.
(4154) DM: oh sorry, click the plus sign, then choose what you want to design'
(4159) Othrek: what plus sign?
Nobblywonk: right click on attacks
(4228) raegar (enter): 21:49
(4154) DM: isn't there a plus sign next to the node
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4228) raegar...
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
(4159) Othrek: nope.
(4154) DM: might be a mac issue
(4159) Othrek: Attacks:
(4159) Othrek: Initiative: [1d20+3] -> [1,3] = (4)
(4154) DM: Attacks:
(4228) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [5,15] = (20) dirty attack
(4228) raegar: done
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: I'm just gonna stick with the old-fashioned way
(4154) DM: Zonkel moves over and casts scorching ray
(4154) DM: [Bad dice format] - [1d20=6]
(4154) DM: [Bad dice format] - [1d20=6]
(4154) DM: [1d20+6] -> [6,6] = (12)
(4154) DM: but it fails
(4154) DM: othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+17] -> [8,17] = (25) atk. 1 (2pt pwr atk) [1d10+18] -> [1,18] = (19) dmg. [1d20+10] -> [4,10] = (14) atk. 2 [1d10+18] -> [8,18] = (266) dmg.
(4159) Othrek: I think that is a whole buncha miss
(4154) DM: yeah
(4154) DM: pancake's turn
(4233) raegar (enter): 21:52
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4233) raegar...
(4233) raegar: Initiative: [1d20+0] -> [20,0] = (20)
Pancake: [1d20+18+4] => [17,18,4] = (39) Magical greatsword attack with smite
(4154) DM: a hit
Pancake: [2d6+9+10] => [3,3,9,10] = (25) Magical greatsword damage with smite
Pancake: Does my smite apply the whole round?
(4154) DM: no
Pancake: [1d20+13] => [3,13] = (16) Second attack
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: Cake, you a tearing shit up
Pancake: Done
(4154) DM: Ilthane attacks
(4159) Othrek: You don't mind if I call you Cake, do you?
(4154) DM: [1d3] -> [2] = (2)
(4154) DM: othrek
(4154) DM: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [3,20] = (23), dmg [3d6+13] -> [5,3,3,13] = (24), tail slap [1d20+17] -> [19,17] = (36), dmg [1d8+16] -> [4,16] = (20)
(4154) DM: Attacks: claw1 [1d20+17] -> [11,17] = (28), dmg [1d8+9] -> [5,9] = (14)
(4154) DM: Attacks: claw2 [1d20+17] -> [14,17] = (31), dmg [1d8+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
(4154) DM: Attacks: wing1 [1d20+17] -> [11,17] = (28), dmg [1d6+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
(4154) DM: Attacks: wing2 [1d20+17] -> [18,17] = (35), dmg [1d6+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
(4154) DM: 73 damage
(4159) Othrek: 73?
(4154) DM: yeah
(4159) Othrek: ouch. ouch.
Pancake: Wow
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk's turn
Nobblywonk: good thing i healed.
(4159) Othrek: it hurts.
Nobblywonk: has Othrek made his system shock save
Nobblywonk: ?
(4159) Othrek: Not all on on attack
(4159) Othrek: fucker
(4154) DM: doesn;t apply if they are separate attacks
Nobblywonk: nm
Nobblywonk: sorry.
(4159) Othrek: mind your beeswax
Pancake: Phew
(4154) DM: we had our first two checks during teh champion's games
(4154) DM: Raegar survived it
(4154) DM: first time since we started 3rd edition
(4171) Nym: can prayer bead cure serious wound spell be cast over a distance?
(4154) DM: no
Nobblywonk: Cure crit - [4d8+10] => [3,7,4,7,10] = (31) Othrek
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4159) Othrek: thanks
(4171) Nym: Attacks:
(4154) DM: gotta check something
(4171) Nym: Attacks:
(4171) Nym: didn't work.
(4159) Othrek: h
(4154) DM: did you check the box for your attack?
(4171) Nym: bow attack #1 [1d20+15-2] -> [6,15,-2] = (19) [1d8+1] -> [6,1] = (7) damage + [1d6] -> [5] = (5) flame arrow
(4154) DM: miss
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
(4154) DM: oh sorry
(4154) DM: still Nym
(4171) Nym: bow attack #2 [1d20+10-2] -> [17,10,-2] = (25) [1d8+1] -> [2,1] = (3) + [1d6] -> [1] = (1) flame ar
(4154) DM: miss
(4171) Nym: missed
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
(4233) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [14,15] = (29) dirty attack
(4154) DM: miss
(4233) raegar: done
(4154) DM: Zonkel fires another scorching ray
(4154) DM: [1d20+6] -> [9,6] = (15)
(4154) DM: but it fails
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+19] -> [18,19] = (37) atk [1d10+16] -> [4,16] = (20) dmg
(4154) DM: hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+16] -> [13,16] = (29) atk
(4159) Othrek: back 5 ft.
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
Pancake: Nice
Pancake: [1d20+18] => [5,18] = (23) Magical greatsword attack
(4154) DM: miss
Pancake: [1d20+13] => [3,13] = (16) Second attack
Pancake: Good lord!
(4154) Ilthane: miss
(4154) Ilthane: "I have been waiting a long time to kill you, othrek and Raegar."
(4154) Ilthane: "If you wondering where your dwarf friend is... you can find his remains on the side of this hill"
(4154) Ilthane: [1d2] -> [2] = (2)
(4154) Ilthane: Ilthane attacks Pancake
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: bite [1d20+20] -> [16,20] = (36), dmg [3d6+13] -> [5,5,4,13] = (27)
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: claw1 [1d20+17] -> [11,17] = (28), dmg [1d8+9] -> [4,9] = (13)
Pancake: Ow!
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: claw2 [1d20+17] -> [8,17] = (25), dmg [1d8+9] -> [6,9] = (15)
(4154) Ilthane: does that leave you unconscious?
(4159) Othrek: Well shit
(4233) raegar: -3
Pancake: I am unconscious
(4154) Ilthane: It then slaps ragear with its wings
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: wing1 [1d20+17] -> [4,17] = (21), dmg [1d6+9] -> [2,9] = (11)
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: wing2 [1d20+17] -> [6,17] = (23), dmg [1d6+9] -> [3,9] = (12)
(4233) raegar: miss
(4154) Ilthane: Attacks: tail slap [1d20+17] -> [3,17] = (20), dmg [1d8+16] -> [1,16] = (17)
(4233) raegar: miss
(4233) raegar: miss
(4154) Ilthane: "Dwarf! You will die!"
(4154) Ilthane: nobblywonk's turn
(4159) Othrek: How hurt does the effing dragon look?
** Pancake groans while unconscious **
(4154) Ilthane: He's doing fine
(4159) Othrek: You mean she?
(4154) Ilthane: um yes
(4233) raegar: how many points have we taken off
(4159) Othrek: I don't see a Dragon's apple!
(4171) Nym: are dragon's considered
(4171) Nym: magical beasts
Nobblywonk: cure crit on pancake [4d8+10] => [2,2,7,8,10] = (29)
(4171) Nym: ?
(4154) Ilthane: you have taken off 134
(4154) Ilthane: no Nym
(4154) Ilthane: Nym's turn
(4159) Othrek: damnation.
(4171) Nym: I know they are not giants
(4233) raegar: or are they
(4159) Othrek: They are just classified as dragins
(4159) Othrek: dragons
(4159) Othrek: their own category
(4233) raegar: whose turn
(4159) Othrek: of which I am a proud member
(4154) Ilthane: Nym's
Nobblywonk: done
(4171) Nym: Nym fires a flame arrow [1d20+15-2] -> [20,15,-2] = (33)
(4154) Ilthane: possible crit
(4159) Othrek: Noice
(4159) Othrek: whoop that trick!
(4171) Nym: [1d20+15-2] -> [19,15,-2] = (32)
(4154) Ilthane: regular hit
(4159) Othrek: come on!
(4159) Othrek: eff!
(4159) Othrek: so Nym has to roll a 20. that sucks.
(4154) Ilthane: the -2 is for rapid shot?
(4171) Nym: [1d8+1] -> [3,1] = (4) [1d6] -> [1] = (1)
(4233) raegar: i have to rol 18
(4154) Ilthane: 5 damage
Nobblywonk: fear
(4171) Nym: did the fear effect go away due to being near pancake?
(4154) Ilthane: yes
Pancake: Critical!
(4171) Nym: so what do I do?
(4154) Ilthane: oh, yeah its a critical hit
(4154) Ilthane: you hit the one scale in her belly thats missing
Nobblywonk: the black arrow
(4171) Nym: [1d8+1] -> [8,1] = (9) + [1d6] -> [6] = (6)
(4171) Nym: [1d8+1] -> [5,1] = (6) + [1d6] -> [5] = (5)
(4154) Ilthane: another 14 damage
(4154) Ilthane: andother 11
(4154) Ilthane: attack 2
(4171) Nym: second attack [1d20+10] -> [9,10] = (19)
(4154) Ilthane: miss
(4154) Ilthane: Raegar's turn
(4186) raegar (exit): 22:16
(4241) raegar (enter): 22:16
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4241) raegar...
(4241) raegar: so whats happened
(4154) Ilthane: Nym got a crti hit
(4154) Ilthane: its raegar's turn
(4154) Ilthane: pancake is conscious again
(4154) Ilthane: Drax is dead on the other side of the hill
(4241) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [19,15] = (34) dirty attack
(4154) Ilthane: hit
(4241) raegar: [1d10+6+4] -> [5,6,4] = (15) damage
(4159) Othrek: Wait, what about Drax?
(4154) Ilthane: Zonkel tries again to cast a spell
(4241) raegar: he is the dwarf that the dragon killed
(4154) Ilthane: [1d20+6] -> [16,6] = (22)
(4154) Ilthane: Saving Throws: Relex [1d20+12] -> [15,12] = (27)
(4154) Ilthane: ranged attack [1d20+5] -> [11,5] = (16)
Nobblywonk: 2 Paul characters down
(4154) Ilthane: the ray hits the dragon and burns it
Pancake: This dragon has it out for Paul's former characters
(4159) Othrek: Nice.
(4154) Ilthane: [4d6] -> [6,6,1,5] = (18) damage
(4154) Ilthane: +9
(4154) Ilthane: Othrek's turn]
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+19] -> [16,19] = (35) 1st atk. [1d10+16] -> [4,16] = (20) dmg
(4154) Ilthane: the dragon dies
(4159) Othrek: Ha!
(4241) raegar: omg
Pancake: Oh my goodness
(4159) Othrek: Othrek does a victory dance
Nobblywonk: no we didn
(4159) Othrek: Then thrusts his pelvis forward "SUCK IT!"
** (4154) Zonkel scribbles **
(4171) Nym: i was of help! I had a critical hit! I feel useful! I don't suck!
(4241) raegar: lets find drax before allustan
(4171) Nym: I especially don't suck it!
(4159) Othrek: "You are far from suck, Nym!"
(4154) Zonkel: On the opposite side of the hill, a badly disfigured body rests face down
Pancake: WAKE UP, DWARF!
(4154) Zonkel: Drax's beard has sizzled off and his face is warped from acid. His legs have been ripped to shreds
Nobblywonk: Who was this fellow? Some unlucky soul who travelled with you?
(4159) Othrek: "Oh, Drax, my dear old friend!" Othrek weeps briefly then searches Drax's body for loot.
(4228) raegar (exit): 22:23
(4241) raegar: DRAX, HELLO
(4154) Zonkel: the loot is all melted
(4159) Othrek: "My dear olf useless friend!"
(4171) Nym: is it gold?
(4241) raegar: search his body
Pancake: What type of acid reacts with gold?
** (4241) raegar searches **
(4154) Ghost of Drax: special acid
(4154) Ghost of Drax: There is nothing there
(4159) Othrek: Othrek makes sure Ilthane is dead
(4154) Ghost of Drax: it was either rmelted or taken away
(4154) Ghost of Drax: she is
(4154) Ghost of Drax: nobblywonk and sue, make fort save throws
Pancake: Let's go find this Allustan fellow. Maybe he knows someone who can create some nice armor out of this dragon hide
(4241) raegar: "Allustan"
Nobblywonk: Am I poisoned?
(4159) Othrek: "I guess we should proceed into the Cairn."
(4154) Ghost of Drax: maybe
Pancake: I can cure disease. Is this disease?
(4154) Ghost of Drax: Everyone move your minis to the bottom left corner
(4159) Othrek: "Shut it. Do not speak of dragonhide."
(4241) raegar: watch what you say about dragons
(4154) Ghost of Drax: its poison
Nobblywonk: [1d20+13] => [19,13] = (32) fort
(4241) raegar: raegar casts black
(4171) Nym: i cant see
Nobblywonk: And I cast neutralize poison on myself.
(4154) Ghost of Drax: after the fort save
(4154) Ghost of Drax: oh you made it
(4154) Ghost of Drax: sue?
(4154) Ghost of Drax: alright that didn't work.
(4154) Ghost of Drax: no one look at the map
Nobblywonk: What didn't work -- the poison?
Pancake: I am going to log out and reconnect. This version can't load the map or fog
(4154) Ghost of Drax: no my map. now i got it
(4159) Othrek: I am badly hurt
(4171) Nym: I see us in the bottom corner
(4154) Ghost of Drax: I need two Fort saves from Sue
(4159) Othrek: Can I look?
(4154) Ghost of Drax: yes its fixed
(4154) Ghost of Drax: thanks
Pancake: But I know I am using the wrong version where fog is broken
(4248) raegar (enter): 22:30
(4154) Ghost of Drax: i was making a stupid mistake
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4248) raegar...
(4154) Ghost of Drax: but you don
(4154) Ghost of Drax: 't know that
Pancake: Yes. I can tell that I started openrpg from the old directory that was the beta version.
Nobblywonk: I cast cure serious 2x on Othrek. [3d8+10] => [7,3,7,10] = (27) and [3d8+10] => [2,6,6,10] = (24)
(4248) raegar: "where did you put the gold"
(4159) Othrek: 51?
Nobblywonk: and one on pancake [3d8+10] => [2,5,4,10] = (21)
(4159) Othrek: you rock, nob
Pancake: If you'd rather me keep using this one I can, but I'd prefer to try the better one
(4154) Ghost of Drax: thats fine
(4154) Ghost of Drax: whatever you want
Nobblywonk: cure light on sue [1d8+5] => [7,5] = (12)
(4248) raegar: 47 out of 77
(4154) DM: Sue fort save 1 [1d20+7] -> [8,7] = (15)
Pancake: Disconnecting from server...
(4188) Pancake (exit): 22:33
(4171) Nym: I cant recall Sue's damage after being healed. She was a -5 and has a 28 max hp
Nobblywonk: cure light on nobbs [1d8+5] => [1,5] = (6)
(4154) DM: Sue fort save 2 [1d20+7] -> [11,7] = (18)
(4154) DM: [2d4] -> [2,1] = (3)
(4154) DM: sue loses 3 points of strength
(4154) DM: from the poison of Ilthane's breath
(4154) DM: what kind of potion did you use Nym?
(4154) DM: you can reroll for it if you don't remember what she had
(4171) Nym: [1d8+5}
(4171) Nym: [1d8+5] -> [3,5] = (8)
(4254) Pancake (enter): 22:35
(4171) Nym: [2d8+5] -> [6,4,5] = (15)
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4254) Pancake...
(4171) Nym: so she was at 10 +12 = 22
Pancake: I lay hands on myself to full health
(4171) Nym: why was sue poisoned
(4154) DM: Ilthane's breath
(4171) Nym: cool
Nobblywonk: Is Nobbs still poisoned?
Nobblywonk: I cast neutralize.
(4154) DM: nobblywonk is fine
Nobblywonk: and made fort save.
Pancake: .
(4248) raegar: .\
(4159) Othrek: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(4154) DM: heading in?
(4159) Othrek: Yes please
(4154) DM: Natural light dimly illuminates a long hallway extending north into darkness. A faint breeze brings with it sibilant whipsers that sound almost like sighing breath. it must be a trick of the wind, but the effect is almost lifelike.
(4159) Othrek: I know that wind. Zonkel, be careful
(4154) DM: The walls bear horizontal bands of deceptively simple geometric patterns at waist level. In places the bands reveal startling detail, but in others the walls look as though they have been hacked apart with weapons or eroded by the rigors of time
(4154) DM: You head in
Nobblywonk: I am letting Tom move me.
Nobblywonk: I have the same tech issue as Buck with the map.
(4248) raegar: where is the door?
(4154) DM: using the worng version also
(4154) DM: you move up through the hallway to the place where Zonkel is
(4154) DM: This area was not hear when Othrek and raegar last came here.
Pancake: Disconnecting from server...
(4254) Pancake (exit): 22:41
(4154) DM: Othrek remembers Drax and Allustan working on excavating it
(4159) Othrek: "This area was not here when I came here."
(4154) DM: The walls of this passageway are scarred and dented, indicating that this whole area has been, until recently, collapsed. At the end of the tunnel stands a glossy black surface with a raised sphere in the center, like the boss in the center of a shield. The glossy black surface resembles a heavily lacquered door.
(4159) Othrek: "I remember Drax and Allustan working on excavating it."
(4248) raegar: is this where the rubble was
(4154) DM: These aren't the droids you're looking for
(4257) Pancake (enter): 22:42
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4257) Pancake...
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+8] -> [5,8] = (13) Othrek listens at the door.
(4233) raegar (exit): 22:43
(4154) DM: Othrek hears nothing
(4159) Othrek: Othrek attempts to open the door.
(4154) DM: When Othrek touches it, an arm comes through the door and attacks him
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw1 [1d20+15] -> [17,15] = (32), dmg [1d4+7] -> [3,7] = (10)+ make a Fort save>
(4159) Othrek: "ugggh!"
(4154) DM: 10 damage and make a fort save
(4154) DM: (don't forgot your DR though)
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+11] -> [20,11] = (31) fort save.
(4154) DM: No one else can the creature
(4159) Othrek: ah my Dr.
(4154) DM: Roll initiative
(4154) DM: Initiative: [1d20+7] -> [17,7] = (24)
(4248) raegar: [1d20+0] -> [2,0] = (2) init
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+3] -> [19,3] = (22) init
(4154) DM: Initiative: [1d20+2] -> [12,2] = (14)
Nobblywonk: [1d20+4] => [11,4] = (15) - Nobbs init
(4171) Nym: inititave [1d20+6] -> [12,6] = (18)
Pancake: [1d20+1] => [3,1] = (4) Initiative
(4171) Nym: initiative for sue [1d20+2] -> [15,2] = (17)
(4154) DM: Another claw strikes out from the door
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw1 [1d20+15] -> [8,15] = (23), dmg [1d4+7] -> [4,7] = (11)+ make a Fort save
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw2 [1d20+15] -> [2,15] = (17), dmg [1d4+7] -> [1,7] = (8)+ make a Fort save
(4171) Nym: how long since our last combat began?
(4154) DM: and then a flurry of claws from the bottom of the door
(4171) Nym: spells may still be in effect
Nobblywonk: Kerplunk init [1d20+1] => [18,1] = (19)
(4154) DM: (its been 10 minutes0
(4159) Othrek: is this on Othrek?
(4154) DM: yes
(4154) DM: Attacks: rear claws [1d20+13] -> [1,13] = (14), dmg [2d4+3] -> [2,1,3] = (6)+ make a Fort save
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+11] -> [15,11] = (26) fort
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
(4171) Nym: so my flame arrows are about to extinguish since I cast that mid battle?
(4154) DM: no need Othrek
Nobblywonk: the resist acid last 100 minutes
(4154) DM: how long do they last?
(4154) DM: the battle was only 36 sec
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+17] -> [2,17] = (19) atk
(4154) DM: miss
(4154) DM: done?
(4171) Nym: the flame arrow is a 30 minute deal
(4248) raegar: done?
(4154) DM: so its still in effect
(4154) DM: Kerplunk's turn
(4159) Othrek: no
(4159) Othrek: sorry
(4154) DM: oh nm
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+12] -> [14,12] = (26)
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: okay I'm done
(4154) DM: kerplunk's turn
(4159) Othrek: Sorry I was sending a email in the middle of my turn. Uncouth.
(4154) DM: boo!
Nobblywonk: stay
(4248) raegar: boo!
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4154) DM: you have seen claw marks appear on othrek's chest
(4154) DM: and Othrek cut at the door
(4154) DM: the door seems to ripple when othrek touches it like it is gelatin
(4159) Othrek: "Ow! There is a muscly throwing arm coming through the door!"
(4154) DM: or a vertical wall of water
(4171) Nym: Nym fires an arrow at the door [1d20+15] -> [9,15] = (24)
(4154) DM: you miss
(4154) DM: Sue's turn
(4171) Nym: is the door undead?
(4171) Nym: sue waits
Nobblywonk: what does this door look like?
(4159) Othrek: That is a question for the ages
(4154) DM: Zonkel waits
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
(4154) DM: At the end of the tunnel stands a glossy black surface with a raised sphere in the center, like the boss in the center of a shield. The glossy black surface resembles a heavily lacquered door.
(4154) DM: it ripples when Othrek touches it
(4154) DM: like it is made of gelatin
(4154) DM: or a vertical wall of water
** Pancake moves after casting Bull's Strength on himself **
Nobblywonk: wierd
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
(4248) raegar: raegar enters
(4248) raegar: swinging wildly
(4159) Othrek: pasta can give a man gas.
(4154) DM: Raegar sees a horrible ghoul in the door
(4154) DM: when he touches it
(4248) raegar: i was swinging wildly
(4154) DM: swing away
(4248) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [19,15] = (34) dirty attack
(4154) DM: you hit it
(4159) Othrek: that attack was x-rated!
(4248) raegar: [1d10+1d4+6] -> [3,2,6] = (11)
(4248) raegar: damage
(4171) Nym: are ghoul's undead?
(4248) raegar: done
(4159) Othrek: Oh you betcha
(4154) DM: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
(4154) DM: the ghoul claws at othrek
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw1 [1d20+15] -> [16,15] = (31), dmg [1d4+7] -> [4,7] = (11)+ make a Fort save>
(4154) DM: 11 damage + fort save
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+11] -> [7,11] = (18) fortitude
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw2 [1d20+15] -> [11,15] = (26), dmg [1d4+7] -> [1,7] = (8)+ make a Fort save<
(4154) DM: 8 damage
(4154) DM: your periapt of health heals the disease you are inflicted with
(4159) Othrek: "Ah!"
(4154) DM: the ghoul latches onto you with both of its claws
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [14,15] = (29)
(4154) DM: make a grapple check
(4159) Othrek: "Ahhhhh!"
(4154) DM: afflicted with!
(4241) raegar (exit): 22:58
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+15] -> [10,15] = (25) grapple this beyotch
(4154) DM: it grabs hold of you
(4154) DM: othrek's turn
(4154) DM: you are grappling
(4159) Othrek: errrg
(4159) Othrek: Hold on.
(4159) Othrek: Now i need my PH
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+15] -> [4,15] = (19) break grapple
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [4,15] = (19)
(4159) Othrek: whoah
(4154) DM: [1d2] -> [1] = (1)
(4154) DM: you break the grapple
(4159) Othrek: excellente
(4154) DM: Kerplunk
Nobblywonk: i will heal othrek with a cure serious - [3d8+10] => [4,8,5,10] = (27) on my turn.
Nobblywonk: stay
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4159) Othrek: thanx gnome
(4171) Nym: nym shoots at the door again [1d20+15] -> [1,15] = (16)
(4154) DM: miss
(4171) Nym: ciritcal miss
(4171) Nym: second attack [1d20+10] -> [5,10] = (15)
(4154) DM: miss
(4171) Nym: miss
(4154) DM: Sue
(4171) Nym: stay
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
** Pancake presents a bottle of syrup to the ghoul in the doorway **
Pancake: [1d20+4] => [7,4] = (11) Turn undead
(4159) Othrek: Nice
(4154) DM: it is unaffected
Pancake: That will turn a 7th-level creature
(4154) DM: raegar's turn
(4159) Othrek: snarf
(4248) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [1,15] = (16) dirty attack
(4154) DM: miss
(4154) DM: The ghoul attacks Pancake
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw1 [1d20+15] -> [19,15] = (34), dmg [1d4+7] -> [4,7] = (11)+ make a Fort save, sneakk attack damage [5d6] -> [5,6,4,3,2] = (20)
(4154) DM: 32 damage
(4159) Othrek: sneaky!
(4154) DM: you're immune to disease, right?
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw2 [1d20+15] -> [15,15] = (30), dmg [1d4+7] -> [1,7] = (8)+ make a Fort save, sneak attack damage [5d6] -> [3,5,6,4,5] = (23)
(4154) DM: and another 31 damage
Pancake: Yes
(4159) Othrek: ow
(4154) DM: it grabs hold of you with both claws
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [10,15] = (25)
(4154) DM: make a grapple check
Pancake: [1d20+5] => [16,5] = (21) grapple
(4154) DM: it pulls Pancake partway through the door
(4159) Othrek: How squishy is the ghoul?
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
Pancake: Not squishy enough!
(4159) Othrek: can I attack the ghoul while it's in the grapp?
(4154) DM: yeah
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+17] -> [5,17] = (22) greataxe 1
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+12] -> [15,12] = (27) greataxe 2
(4154) DM: hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+14] -> [4,14] = (18) damaage
(4154) DM: kerplunk's turn
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+9] -> [15,9] = (24) bite that mofo
(4154) DM: miss
(4275) raegar (enter): 23:13
Attempting to assign the role of PLAYER to (4275) raegar...
Nobblywonk: stay
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4171) Nym: why doesn't nobbs go
(4275) raegar: nobs has missed twice going on three times
Nobblywonk: nobbs hasn't gone yet?
(4159) Othrek: didn't nobbs move up to heal me a while back?
(4154) DM: you missed the first round
(4154) DM: you acted a little early on round2
(4154) DM: your turn is coming up on round3
Nobblywonk: ok.
(4275) raegar: ok
(4154) DM: you can take an extra turn this round to make up for round1
Nobblywonk: cool.
(4171) Nym: nym
(4154) DM: yeah
(4159) Othrek: othrek
(4171) Nym: nym shoots precise shot at the figure grappling with pancake
Nobblywonk: mass cure light
(4171) Nym: [1d20+15] -> [7,15] = (22)
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: one at a time, Nobbly
(4154) DM: done, Nym?
(4171) Nym: done
(4154) DM: Sue's turn
(4171) Nym: stay
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk gets two turns
(4154) DM: now
Nobblywonk: [1d8+5] => [6,5] = (11) mass cure light -- bill said I had a make up turn
(4275) raegar: erase that mass cure
(4154) DM: anything else?
Nobblywonk: and I use a scroll of cure serious on pancake
(4171) Nym: nym does not erase the mass cure
(4275) raegar: my bad
Nobblywonk: [3d8+5] => [6,8,8,5] = (27) for Pancake
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
(4159) Othrek: does everyone get the mass cure?
(4154) DM: yeah
(4275) raegar: yes
Nobblywonk: yes
(4159) Othrek: awesome
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
(4159) Othrek: which is the squishiest? A ghoul, an octopus, an infant, a human liver, or play-doh?
(4154) DM: the human soul
(4275) raegar: a liver
Nobblywonk: play doh
Pancake: [1d20+15] => [16,15] = (31) Break the grapple
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [12,15] = (27)
Pancake: +2 for bull's strength
(4154) DM: you break out
(4154) DM: Reagar's turn
(4275) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [3,15] = (18) dirty attack
(4154) DM: miss
(4275) raegar: done
(4154) DM: [1d3] -> [3] = (3)
(4154) DM: The ghoul claws at nobblywonk , who got his first glimpse of the thing when he touched Pancake
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw1 [1d20+15] -> [10,15] = (25), dmg [1d4+7] -> [3,7] = (10)+ make a Fort save>
(4154) DM: fort save vs disease
(4154) DM: Attacks: front claw2 [1d20+15] -> [6,15] = (21), dmg [1d4+7] -> [1,7] = (8)+ make a Fort save
(4154) DM: 2 fort saves
Nobblywonk: [1d20+13] => [18,13] = (31) fort
(4154) DM: 1 more
Nobblywonk: [1d20+13] => [20,13] = (33)
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [4,15] = (19)
(4154) DM: it then tries to grab hold of the gnome
Nobblywonk: in de face!
(4154) DM: grapple check
(4159) Othrek: hehee
Nobblywonk: [1d20+2] => [2,2] = (4)
(4154) DM: it pulls the flaliling gnome into the door
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
(4159) Othrek: you sure?
(4154) DM: no sorry
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+17] -> [12,17] = (29) greataxe 1
(4154) DM: a hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+12] -> [3,12] = (15) greataxe 2
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+14] -> [6,14] = (20) damaage
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+9] -> [5,9] = (14) bite that mofo
Nobblywonk: did you try not to hit me?
(4159) Othrek: othrek steps back 5 ft.
(4154) DM: Kerplunk's turn
(4154) DM: Othrek no longer seees the ghoul
Nobblywonk: attack
(4159) Othrek: Can anyone tumble?
Nobblywonk: [1d20+5] => [1,5] = (6) slam attack
(4171) Nym: not I
(4154) DM: miss
(4159) Othrek: Did Kerplunk move up?
(4159) Othrek: ah
(4154) DM: Kerplunk has 30 sppeed right?
(4275) raegar: i cant
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
Nobblywonk: I was not lookiing at map.
(4171) Nym: nym draws his sword and moves
Nobblywonk: he can back up.
(4154) DM: you can attack 1 time
(4154) DM: Kerplunk can not back up
(4171) Nym: I attack [1d20+11] -> [11,11] = (22)
(4154) DM: miss
(4154) DM: Sue
(4171) Nym: stay
(4159) Othrek: so Sue me
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk
(4275) raegar: boo!
(4159) Othrek: puns are the spice of life, Raegar
Nobblywonk: break grapple
(4154) DM: jeer!
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [11,15] = (26)
Nobblywonk: [1d20+2] => [4,2] = (6)
(4154) DM: beat that shrimp
Nobblywonk: YES!
(4154) DM: Zonkel casts mage armor
(4159) Othrek: ha
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
Nobblywonk: Pancake?
(4154) DM: actually nobblywonk can make his second grapple check
(4154) DM: 1d20-3
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [7,15] = (22)
(4154) DM: nah, don't bother
(4159) Othrek: no chance
(4154) DM: Pancake
Nobblywonk: [1d20-3] => [3,-3] = (0)
(4159) Othrek: ha hahaah hahaaha
(4159) Othrek: nice roll biuddy
(4154) DM: Pancake no longer sees the ghoul
Pancake: [1d20+4] => [6,4] = (10) Turn undead
(4154) DM: failure
Pancake: FAILURE!
(4154) DM: Raegar's turn
(4275) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [1,15] = (16) dirty attack
(4154) DM: a comical miss
(4275) raegar: done
(4154) DM: The ghoul attempts to pin Nobblywonk
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [11,15] = (26)
(4154) DM: and does, draining the wisdom from the little feller
(4154) DM: [1d6] -> [2] = (2) wisdom drain
(4159) Othrek: awww
(4154) DM: nobblywonk loses 2 poitns of wisdom
(4154) DM: Othrek's turn
Nobblywonk: ridiculous
Nobblywonk: sic
(4159) Othrek: Othrek delays his action to attack the ghoul until Kerplunk moves
(4154) DM: kerplunk
Nobblywonk: I told him to move
Nobblywonk: att and then move
Nobblywonk: [1d20+5] => [14,5] = (19) attack
(4154) DM: Kerplunk is done?
(4154) DM: oh miss
(4154) DM: othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: he only has to move 5
Nobblywonk: done
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+17] -> [15,17] = (32) greataxe 1
(4154) DM: hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+14] -> [3,14] = (17) damaage
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+12] -> [19,12] = (31) greataxe 2
(4154) DM: hit
(4159) Othrek: [1d10+14] -> [1,14] = (15) damaage
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+9] -> [4,9] = (13) bite that mofo
(4154) DM: miss\
(4159) Othrek: and back 5 ft.
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4154) DM: you can't move back
(4159) Othrek: oh right
(4171) Nym: nym attacks [1d20+11] -> [9,11] = (20)
(4154) DM: miss
(4171) Nym: nym attacks again [1d20+8] -> [16,8] = (24)
(4154) DM: miss
(4171) Nym: done
(4154) DM: Sue
(4171) Nym: stay
(4154) DM: Nobblywonk
(4154) DM: who is pinned
Nobblywonk: curl up in a ball.
(4154) DM: Pancake's turn
Pancake: [1d20+4] => [11,4] = (15) Turn undead
(4154) DM: what level is that?
Pancake: 8
(4154) DM: failure
(4248) raegar (exit): 23:41
(4154) DM: raegar's turn
Pancake: FAILURE!
(4275) raegar: [1d20+15] -> [12,15] = (27) dirty attack
(4154) DM: hit
(4154) DM: it looks like nobblywonk could have tried to break the pin
(4275) raegar: [1d10+6+1d4] -> [6,6,1] = (13) damage
(4154) DM: want to try?
(4159) Othrek: try, nobbs, try
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [3,15] = (18)
(4154) DM: you have to beat an 18
(4159) Othrek: I know you can do it, lil' buddy!
Nobblywonk: [1d20+2] => [18,2] = (20)
(4159) Othrek: wo hoo!
(4154) DM: you are no longer pinned
Nobblywonk: break out!
Nobblywonk: move kerplunk!
(4154) DM: make another grapple check
(4154) DM: d20-3
Nobblywonk: let git!
(4154) DM: its not kerplunk's turn yet
Nobblywonk: [1d20-3] => [13,-3] = (10)
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [3,15] = (18)
(4154) DM: ok ghoul tries to pin you again
(4154) DM: Attacks: grapple check [1d20+15] -> [5,15] = (20)
(4154) DM: make a grapple check
Nobblywonk: fu
(4159) Othrek: this is quite farcical. and squishy
Nobblywonk: [1d20+2] => [11,2] = (13)
(4154) DM: [1d6] -> [6] = (6)
Nobblywonk: alas
(4154) DM: drains 6 points of wisdom
(4154) DM: kerplunk's turn
Nobblywonk: into the grapple.
Nobblywonk: try to pin.
(4154) DM: it can't get there
Nobblywonk: move out
(4159) Othrek: It would be funny, but I am blocking him
(4154) DM: othrek's turn
(4159) Othrek: Overrun the ghoul!
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+8] -> [1,8] = (9) strength check
(4159) Othrek: oh for fucks sake!!!!
Nobblywonk: Will a 3rd Paul character die tonight?
Pancake: Overrum the SWEAR JAR. My GOODNESS!
(4154) DM: [1d20+7] -> [15,7] = (22)
(4159) Othrek: haha
(4154) DM: it tries to trip you
(4154) DM: [1d20+7] -> [15,7] = (22)
(4159) Othrek: [1d20+8] -> [4,8] = (12)
(4159) Othrek: FUCK
(4154) DM: it knocks you to the ground
(4154) DM: Nym's turn
(4159) Othrek: ow
(4275) raegar: into the room?
(4154) DM: the floor
(4159) Othrek: that's some ghoul
(4154) DM: while pinning a gnome'
Pancake: This ghoul, when it was alive, was known as Alfonse, the Cannibal Acrobat.
(4171) Nym: nym attacks [1d20+11] -> [18,11] = (29)
(4275) raegar: he had a lot of steam before the trip
Nobblywonk: Nobblywonk laughs
(4154) DM: hit
(4159) Othrek: oh man
(4159) Othrek: good times
(4171) Nym: [1d8+1+6] -> [4,1,6] = (11)
(4154) DM: the ghoul dies
(4171) Nym: nym moves
(4275) raegar: horray
Nobblywonk: That's it for me boyz
(4159) Othrek: Othrek gets up, brushes himself off, and says, "Let's pretend this never happened."
(4159) Othrek: Othrek will move through the gooey door, look around, and call it a night.
(4275) raegar: so will raegar
(4171) Nym: so will nym
(4154) DM: Zonkel writes it all down
Nobblywonk: night all
Pancake: Good evening.
(4159) Othrek: Goodnight moon, i mean Gnome
Nobblywonk: Disconnecting from server...
(4172) Nobblywonk (exit): 23:53
(4275) raegar: will we find out whats in the room tonight
(4275) raegar: or on the boards
Pancake: Goodnight to Alfonse, whispering, "hush!"
(4154) DM: if you are 9th level, you get 4,230 xp
(4154) DM: if you are 10th level, you get 3450xp

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