| recorded at: BAKER STUDIOS, island lake IL ; 01- 05 2000 mixed at: BAKER STUDIOS, island lake IL; 05 - 08 2000 all lyrics written by: agase or agase and tortorice all music written by: agase, tortorice and boatright s.agase - 6 string, 12 string guitars, acoustic bass, saxaphone, eggz, tambourine, kazoo, vocals j.tortorice - bass, keyboards, dejembe', kazoo, vocals g.boatright - drums, dejembe', misc. cowbell, slide whistle, backing vocals |
| ITS IN YOUR HEAD GHOST IN THE CITY PADUNKA TURN AND COUGH TOMS NOT DRINKIN PAVEMENT ROAD DICK PHONE CALIPPO DEJEMBE |
| ITS IN YOUR HEAD m. - SLT (VARIOUS MOANS, etc.) GHOST IN THE CITY l. - agase m.- SLT ghost in the city, you dont know what to do all that you can realize, is that your missing your left shoe ghost in the city, you know hes got green braided hair if you ever need a butter knife, you know that he'll be there ghost in the city, the misty airs of dawn its way to foggy outside, you know there must be something wrong ghost in the city, he is my only friend always there with rotten tales, and a hand to lend - kazoo solos - ghost in the city, addicted to the scare never sporting trendy clothes, his ghostly skin stays bare ghost in the city, who and what have i become? won't you take me with you please, and may i have a stick of gum? ghost in the city, hes got a ghost wife and a son carrying a troubled past, you know his life has just begun.... PADUNKA m. - SLT TURN AND COUGH l. - agase, tortorice m. - SLT went to the nurse and she took my temp mrs. nurse brown! thought i had a fever, thought i had strep i was wrong! took off my clothes and put on a smock i was cold! hit my knee with a triangle hammer ouch!! that hurt! she said pee in this cup and ill be right back i filled it up besides the burning sensation i felt ok or so i thought she said theres one last test that i got to do i said "hurry it up" it'll feel quite nice, now dont look down just turn and cough heres some medicine, won't you try this it'll cure your p.p. lumpitus p.p. lumpitus, theres nothing worse a kidneys stones better, even a voodoo curse i know its pretty bad, but dont get grumpy theres just another little lumpy on your stumpy if you wanna ease the pain, i can surely chop it off but for now...turn and cough TOMS NOT DRINKIN l. - agase, tortorice m. - SLT not thing terracotta don't care about clay all that i know is toms not drinkin today we need a driver he'll do just fine he'll cart us home when it comes the time tom left the party just about ten o'clock went home to tv to watch captain kirk and mr. spock (both jewish) that particular star trek was extremely boring five minuetes went by tom was already snoring all that i know is toms not drinkin today (we need a driver he'll do just fine) all that i know is toms not drinkin today, no way (he'll cart us home when it comes the time) PAVEMENT ROAD l. - agase m. - SLT if your in the mood for dying hell, well, im in the mood for drivin won't you hop into the front seat of my big ol' red car if your in the mood for lovin but dont want no pushin or shovin then just hop into the back seat of my big ol' red car if you feel you've been mistreated and you dont want to get caught speeding i know what can surely take you far... its a strip of mad-made covering made through hot days and some suffering and it feeds upon the wheels of my car its called a.... pavement road (drivin) X6 the pavement road will take you far if you wanna shake your groove thang but your boyfriend wants some poon-tang won't you hand over the keys to his big ol' blue car its on a strip of man-made covering sat through cold days and some suffering and it feeds upon the wheels of my car its called a.... pavement road (drivin) X6 the pavement road will take you far DICK PHONE l. - agase, tortorice m. - SLT ring went the telephone it rang up in my room it was jesus all alone asking "who the hell are you?" i said "hey man, look you called me" "stop being so apalled" "hold on one second please" "i've got another call" on the dick phone (the dick phone, dick phone) dick phone (the dick phone, dick phone) X4 it was johnny carson along with his sister jamie said "three way costs alot there son" "so i expect for you to pay me" i hung up in a flash just to hear it ring again no way hes touchin my cash so i called my lawyer cochran chorus X4 feeling quite satisfied i fell down to my knees tears came out when i cried and snot came when i sneezed the phone war has given up and it cant stop me now the phone war has given up what will i do now? chorus X4 ring went the telephone the sound came from downstairs it was just my grandma flo as if anyone really cares she said to "trash the phone" "it'll surely lighten the load" contact jesus all alone by using morse code no more dick phone (the dick phone, dick phone) dick phone (the dick phone, dick phone) X4 CALIPPO DEJEMBE' m. - SLT a-boo-da-be' a-boo-da-be' a-boo-da-be' a-boo-da-be' a-boo-da-be a-boo-da-be' (a-ba-de) (dejembe') |
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