Jim
Tom
Colin
- "Dude, this iBook uses UNIX!!"
- "Once you're out of here I'm gonna make sure none of you beat any of my high scores."
- "If you @#$%&!s touch my legos I'm going to kill you."
- "iTunes is a virtual memory whore.
- "Well, God invented confession for a reason, right?"??
- "Hi I'm Jim. . .Jim Owens."
- "Don't ever talk to an aerospace engineer about shooting for the stars and hitting the moon. That's how we get fired."
- "These people are idiots! They put the fabric softener in with the gummy worms!!"
- "Do me a favor and pour some liquid on your pants so I have something ot tease you about."
- "Listen, when the football team shows up in my lecture hall and watches me take a test, I'll go to one of their games."
- "Hey I just had a great idea while I was sitting on the crapper. . ."
- "Listen, weinerschnitzel, I didn't ask for your opinion."
- "I can't do anything without persisting in manifesting grave sin, so I'm just going to go to bed.
- "The way to do it is to punch him in the throat and baptize him when he's out."
- Commenting on beer sent by Erin from Belgium: "HOLY CRAP!! How much alcohol is in this thing! I've had half a beer and I'm hammered out of my skull! Jim! There's circles everywhere." [gets up and walks halfway over] "Whoa! I can't believe this stuff... I think there's halucenogens in it." [decides to pick up guitar and instantly composes several verses about how Jim wears a fur coat and Erin gets him drunk, and everyone is pissed off at homework]...
- "It's like there's a law of conservation of depression in this part of the room."
- "Good. I was worried that it wouldn't be loud enough."
- "It looks like JC Penney threw up in the closet."
- [girly voice]"OOooo... look at me, and my pretty little tight shirt! Just imagine it's skin colored and then you can be seeing me naked!! Oooooo!!"