Pantless Thursday Movie Nights | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Ever since Adam took a bite out of that apple, Man has been plagued with the concept of "pants". Discomfort has reigned on the lower half of our bodies for too long. And so we established Pantless Thursdays. With it came much speculation. Some were appalled, others applauded. Either way, Pantless Thursdays are here to stay. Here are the rules: 1. No pants. 2. Opaque boxers must be worn. "Pantless" in this context requires some form of modest undergarment. Let's face it people: if we were completely naked down there, things would get a little crazy. 3. No briefs allowed, unless they are worn underneath the boxers. 4. The boxers must have a button. Soon, pantlessness and movie nights (with the all-seeing projector) were combined, and Pantless Thursday Movie Nights were born. |
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Here's a taste of what goes on during Pantless Thursdays: good, clean, pantless fun. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Needless to say, we encourage you to stop by and remove your pants. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
THE SONG | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
To keep track of who's been taking their pants off, each person got one gold star for taking their pants off at the movie. The star was posted next to their name on THE POSTER. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Here's what we watched this semester: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
January 20th: Gladiator January 27th: Coming to America February 3rd: The Village February 10th: Anchorman February 17th: Cool Runnings February 24th: Good Morning, Vietnam March 3rd: The Boondock Saints March 10th: Ghostbusters March 16th: Empire Records March 31st: O Brother, Where Art Thou? April 7th: Rudy April 14th: Singing in the Rain April 21st: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade April 28th: Ocean's 12 May 5th: Big May 12th: Zoolander |