Having completed two semesters in this amazing abode, we will each be going our separate ways for the summer. Before you sobbing uncontrollably and become dehydrated, take consolation in the fact that the coolness will continue next semester. Here's the plan:
JIM. . . JimOwens: works this summer doing research for UIUC's Mechanical Engineering department, probably watching air move. He may also get a job at Insomnia Cookies, making the world a happier, more sugar-filled place between the hours of 9 PM and 2:30 AM every night. When the Fall semester comes around, he will be living with Luke, Colin, Bob Wille (Intelligent mechanical engineer most known for never being around), and Paul Martin (Aerospace guy who everyone likes; also won the pantlessness contest) in Apartment #40 of 505 E. Healey Ave, Champaign.
LUKE: works this summer for IBM making obscene amounts of money, living in a hotel all expenses paid, and creating computer programs that will most likely lead to the extinction of the human race and the dawn of the computer era. See "JIM" above for his Fall living plans.
COLIN: The only one with a two-syllable name, he has an internship with Union Pacific Railroad (he's an Engineer. . . get it? hahaha.) Maybe he will get fired for putting coins on the railroad track instead of working. See "JIM" above for Fall living plans.
So there you have it. Tom will regularly be throwing insane "rager" parties in his house, so look forward to that. The others will be chillin' at the top of the world, throwing the occasional party and most likely holding pantless movie nights every thursday. Thanks to the Czech brothers, it looks like we will still have the projector for next year, so the screen of absurdity will live on.
To those who came to Pantless Movie Night, thanks for coming and we hope you had a good, unique, pantless time. To those who came to our parties, we hope you won't forget it. To our room sweethearts, you will always be sweethearts to us - especially you, Alma. To all those that contributed to the 436 experience this year, we thank you and we take credit for your awesomeness.
