Capo 5th Fret

Verse 1 G,Am,D,Em

Some pirates came to are land and took everything we own
diamonds and riches and my grampa Jones.
But one thing they forgot was my beer in my frige
so now im laughing at them gettin loaded on the brige

Chorus Am,Em(x3) D

They took are guns
took are knives
women and children to,
but they didn't take my tv
or tv guide its true

G,Am,C,Em

So now im sailing on the sea

G,Am,D,Em

with no wife complainin and my children left me

Verse 2

My friend now joins me sailing the sea
with 40 packs of beer and a whole lot of cheese.
We get realy waisted, we think we're pretty tough.
Women kick us in the balls we hit the ground pretty rough!