Verse 1
You wake up in the morning but you would rather be dead
You sail the ocean sea but you you would rather be in bed
You tell a bunch of lies like your mother always said
spend most of your life drunk in bed

Chorus
Well I told my mother that I was gone
Told my father not to carry his gun
and that Im never coming back...again!

Verse 2
I sailed the sea and I stole all the gold
I sunk mens ships and I got realy old
My beard hits the ground, and drink whiskey down
Im drunk its true but what the hell you gonna do!