Verse 1
There was a man who wished for everything
preasious gold and maybe a diamond ring
he didnt know just what he was up against
he was beaten up by a lovely wench

Chorus
well he ran for his life
its what it seem
he took out his knife
they began to scream
the blood hit the floor
he flew out the door
now hes gonna have to wait till morning

Verse 2
He met up with a couple of men
he got the gold and turned on them
he spilled their blood on the floor
then came a racket at the door

Verse 3
He was able to get the hell away
sailed his boat and got away that day
now they know just what their up against
a big fat man and a salty wench