My belly jiggles
Because now I am fat
I fell over in the kitchen
And landed on a mat

My belly jiggles
I was once 142 pounds
Now at 190
My girth and corpulence abounds

I should start jogging
Or those tae-bo tapes that I had
But of course I am lazy
And I could never follow a fad

No that is a lie
Like I lie here on the floor
Open the refridgerator
I want some more


 

On.