We Will Kill You Buddy you're a newbie make a big noise Playing in the field gonna be a big knight some day You got mud on yo' mace, you big disgrace Kicking your shield all over the place Singing We will we will kill you We will we will kill you Buddy you're a young monk hard monk Shouting in the field gonna take on the monarch some day You got blood on yo' face, you big disgrace Waving your daggers all over the place We will we will kill you We will we will kill you Buddy you're an old king poor king Pleading with your eyes gonna make your own garb some day You got mud on your face, you big disgrace Somebody better put your mask back onto your face We will we will kill you... singing We will we will kill you... everybody We will we will kill you We will we will kill you I am the Champion of the Shire I've paid my dues, every time I've done my points, not yet leveled this time And bad mistakes, I've made a few And had projectiles, aimed at my crotch But I've come through And I need to go on and on and on and on I am the champion, my friend And I'll keep on fighting till the end I am the champion, I am the champion No time for you losers 'cos I am are the champion of the shire I've taken my blows, and my sloughed calls I've fought me lame and stunned And everything that goes with it... I thank you all But it's been no magic battle, no kill your killer I consider it a challenge before the damn shire And I ain't gonna lose And I need to go on and on and on and on I am the champion, my friend And I'll keep on fighting till the end I am the champion, I am the champion No time for losers 'cos I am are the champion of the shire I am the champion, my friend And I'll keep on fighting till the end I am the champion, I am the champion No time for you losers, 'cos I am the champion