Iron Bard "I AM IRON BARD!" "Has she lost her mind? Playing Bard, is she blind? Can she fight at all, Or if she tries will she fall?" "Is she alive or is she dead? Has no weapons above her head, We'll just pass her there, Why should we even care?" "She was turned to stone, Druid had nothing that she could lone, Then she died that time, For the future of amtkind." "Nobody wants her, She just annoys the world, Planning her visit, That she will soon unfold." "Now the game is here, For Iron Bard to spread fear, Oh my aching head! When will visit ever end?" "Nobody wants her, They just turn their heads, Nobody picks her, Now she has her revenge." "Heavy drum of lead, Fills her victims full of dread, Running as fast as they can, Iron Bard lives again!"