A Ryda Roleplay
(The scene opens up with a tall man, with a burgundy sweat suit and baby blue stripes pasted down the side, working on doing toe touches. But this man is physically having problems reaching the bottom, because this man isn’t just a tall man, he’s an unusually large man. His hair is kind of curly on top but kept a short length. It’s not as long as it usually is, but now its somewhat wavy. You can tell that his hair is typically curly by each strand trying to coil over, but the strands are too short to make a full circle. The large man although trying his hardest, cannot get over his belly to reach the ground, but gets closer and closer with each stretch. The cameraman pans the rest of the area and notices he’s not alone. The room is filled with large, overweight men and nautilus equipment in this semi large room. There are some fit women, 4 to be exact, helping out these men on their techniques and motions. Each of the women are quite beautiful and all blonde, wearing tight pants to show how tight their asses are really are. These women are obviously placed in this working condition to give the obese men some motivation, in hope to lose a few…hundred pounds. The camera slides over to get a full view of the room as the man in the burgundy sweat suit is in the center of the camera. One of the beautiful girls walks over to the man…)

Woman #1: Mr. Johnny Goggins!!!! Its nice to see you back. I really didn’t think you would be back after yesterday incident.

(Johnny just raises his back and turns away from the woman as an avoidance of eye contact.)

Woman #1: Hey Johny, don’t worry about it. You’re not the first…and, it was your first day, so what we usually do at the clinic is turn our back for the first time, but if it happens again, I am going to slap you in the face and then run away, cause I know you won’t be able to catch me. (the young girl smiles as she wittily rumbles the last line)

(Johnny turns back to the girl and smiles back at her.)

Johnny: I am sorry about that, I just…

Woman #1: You don’t have to explain…lets just start over with day one ok?

Johnny: if you say so…I came here for a reason, so lets get to business.

(As the sweat starts to pour down from Johnny’s forehead after 5 minutes of stretching a man out of the background starts walking towards the two. He stands out completely and the cameraman picks him out right away. As the camera focuses on the man, it turns out to be the Ryda. Johnny once again turns his back to the camera and the woman smiles when she see’s the bright new superstar and puts her hands on her waist.

Woman #1: Anthony James…its nice to see you again! Or should I call you Ryda now.

(Ryda smiles and as the girls walks to him and gives him a big hug, and then slaps him.)

Ryda: It’s nice to see you again too, Jaime.

(Ryda rubs his cheek and then Jaime kisses where she slapped him.)

Ryda: I know I deserved it. But I was big…I was traveling..and UMS when out partying months ago and things got a little crazy. The girls were f*cking hot!

Jaime (smiles while shaking her head): You will never change.

(Ryda doesn’t say anything. And Johhny Goggins is looking quite confused and then wipes the beads of sweat off him, unzips his sweat suit to reveal a wifebeater underneath.)

Johnny: You two know each other?

Ryda: Yes, we dated for a couple weeks. But she’s not the one I came to see Johnny, and I am sorry to see yourself like this!!! What the hell happened, you must have gained 150 pounds!

Johnny: 135. I never wanted to you to see me like this

Ryda: Whatever…you WERE a father figure?!?! I need to take care of something….

Johnny: How did you find me?

Jaime: I called him…I know I haven’t talked to him for months, but I knew Anthony wanted to see you Johnny, so I gave him a call to tell him that you checked in here.

(Johnny seems a little upset, considering this a confidential clinic. He continues to sweat and uses his sleeve this time to wipe off his forehead.)

Ryda: I hate you for what you did, Johnny. You brought me into this world!! The world of wrestling, The world that has become my life. I have never made friends anywhere, and if I have, I have destroyed anything I have ever built. You showed me the manner of where I stand in life today. I am never will come back. I ruined some of the greatest things that have happened, and now will never be trusted. You are to blame Johnny!!! You left me once I entered this world. You turned away when I still needed your guidance.

Johnny: What are you talking about…I still pay attention. I see what you have become. And if I was still by your side you life would and career be over. Look at yourself, you are in twice as good as shape as you referred to yourself as the Original Rough Rider. You have become one of the most decorative wrestlers ever to grace the ring. You are undefeated in the DRWF in the singles rank. Not to be trusted?!?! I would trust you before anybody else. You are one of the greats to build the SIW to top form before the president didn’t have the motivation to run. You held one of the top positions in the SCWF and one of the most feared ever to grace the ring. You held the US title in a fed that I won’t even bring up in your first match and took the World title in your second. You have been the leader of two of the strongest factions ever to grace wrestling the FRF and the SYSTEM. You have matches against some of the greats already in the DRWF with Late Night Productions.

(Ryda laughs)

Ryda: Mr Late Night?!?! He is the most overrated piece of shit I have ever seen. Oh yes, he beat us in a tag match. Congrats….I was never pinned. He plays a great part on his lame ass t.v show that no one ever watches…I mean come on! Look at the ratings and how many people even contribute to his stupid surveys. He’s a f*cking nobody. I deserve better. I deserve to be on top. I deserve to be with the IcE’s, the Myzery’s, the HBK’s and the HHH’s. Not in the ranks of assholes who don’t even bother even showing up anymore. They have two gay’s that show up the cards anymore, Seth and Late Night. Neither of them I care about. But if you are listening Late Night, lets get something straight. Lets finish this on Wednesday my friend. You and I, one on one. No interferences, No Dq’s. 7-0 is something quite credible that you have never reached. Something that I will continue after Wednesday. And THAT IS WIN!!! Be-warned Late Night as you were last week, but now we are alone. It will be nothing more than Unnecessary Manslaughter! Johnny I know you are not in the shape you were before, but I need your help…

Johnny: I am a fat f*ck that cannot be any help to you than you are already to yourself.

Ryda: How do I get a hold of an old friend….High Wire?

(Johnny looks into Ryda’s eyes and sees only determination that he saw when he first discovered the phenom once know as the Original Rough Rider. The only think Johnny can do is smiles and says…

Johnny: I can help you there. But I left the wrestling business for a reason, I am staying out of it. After this, I will never be to assistance again Ryda…you hear me?!?!

(Ryda nods his head and shakes his hand as the camera fades out)


(The room is filled with light shining through the large bay windows behind the oversized living room. Its blue skies, and the sun is burning bright, which is unusual in a Minnesota winter. The sun is out and in perfect view to keep the shades out of the way, to save energy of course. The room is filled with art and has a deco feel to it. The walls are the brightest white you had ever seen, caused by the maids keeping the place clean. The only thing that gives the room some color is the bright paintings from what is seems to be Picasso. The couch, the coffee table, lamps, and even the f##king plants are white. The camera gets a glimpse of what the room’s ambiance as it pans across the whole room. The most unusual part of the room is the shape of it. It has a lot of crooked angles where you normally wouldn’t see in a typical house. But I guess, this is no typical house, its on top of a large bluff that sits on top of Lake Silvia. The cameraman continues to pan throughout the room until it focuses on the Ryda who sits calmly slouched in the middle. He wears his casual wear, such as jeans and a tight t-shirt with his signature backwards, fitted, Oakland A’s hat. A man in a large black bath robe while rubbing his damp hair, as if he just got out of the shower. He finishes his duty before letting the Ryda know he has entered the room.

Johnny: I thought I told you I was never to help you again?

(Ryda quickly jumps to his feat and turns around to notice the large Johnny Goggins standing close to the hallway in the robe)

Ryda: It wasn’t enough. You told me how to get a hold of him but, I still have no contact. He is no where to be found.

Johnny: (interrupts) so you come to my house!! I thought we had a deal Ryda. Now we are friends and you disobey me. I want to be left alone.

Ryda: I understand that Johnny. But you look like shit, and you never followed up with the deal.

Johnny: I gave you his number and if he doesn’t want to become in contact with you, that’s your fault. Now exit!, because I thought of you and I as partners and you took advantage of my generosity enough. Its plain to see you have become something that I don’t need to be around. Yes I brought you into this world, I brought you in the lime light, but to kick everyone in the ass to get there is more you bargained for, and you can never go back.

(Ryda just drops his head knowing he kicked out two of the most influential people in his life to get his where he is now.)

Ryda: Maybe I haven’t changed!! Maybe, I am the true RYDA!!! I am the future of what wrestling will become. And I owe it to you, and for me to come back to you is something that you thought would never happen again. Isn’t that enough?

(goggins leaves the room but continues to talk from the next room down the hallway in a high volume. Ryda can hear him making a bunch of racket with a blender.)

Johnny: No its not enough! But why? You seem to be doing fine Anthony. You don’t need my fat ass on your side anymore.

Ryda: you’re right…I don’t need you, but I know how much power you hold in the industry, and if you built me, I can build you right back. Look at me, I am a god, and it was all from you.

Johnny: (pauses) don’t you have other things to worry about, like this f##k nut Adon…who is running this shit anyways?

Ryda: Well, its my first match back and this ass thinks he’s someone he’s not. He even cut his hair and even his b###h looks like Poppa Pump’s. He’s nothing but an unoriginal idiot. And what’s up with him, he’s got the IQ of a nine year old. The guy talks like he’s a f##king Asian just learning English. He needs to go though grammar school, for a couple years before he gets back into the ring.

Ryda: The kid thinks he’s going to make a “example” out of me…ha! The only thing he’ll make out of me is to continue my undefeated streak. The kid makes me laugh…I mean he tries, I have to give him that, but go back to school.

(Ryda turns to the camera noticing that Adon might get a glimpse of what will be shown on a later date)

Ryda: Whats with the gangsta shit?!?! I am no gangsta...just the original Rough Rider my friend. Do I walk with a limp? Do I talk like I am from the parts of Original D? I don’t f##king think so! You make me not want to enter the ring tomorrow night, because its will be embarrassing for me and you. I mean, to take advantage of someone in your jobber/ midcarder at best level, is pure Unnecessary Man Slaughter! You think you know me freak…you know nothing about me. You don’t know my moves, you don’t know anything about me! A thug?!?! I will make a sorry thug out of you, you worthless piece of crap! You don’t know what world you are stepping into my friend, but let YOU BE WARNED!!! For I will make your life a living hell if you ever strike anything against me again. This is no threat…it’s a promise. And for you to have gold, is something this fed will never sink too. The talent will never become thin enough to put anything around your waist, and after tomorrow night you will understand what league you are playing with now.

(Ryda has obviously jumped into his rants…talking.)

Ryda: I should be wrestling people like IcE’s, HBK’s, the HHH’s…not little boys like you. You’re just a step to my eight straight victory!!! That’s right 8-0! I am sorry you have become apart of this. Cause I have bigger fish to fry.

(Johnny comes back with two large Pina Colada’s around the corner.)

Johnny: Pina Colada?

(Ryda turns around and denies the offer)

Johnny: good…more for me.

(Ryda walks to the camera)

Ryda: Mr. Late Night?!?1 do you think we are over. Oh there will be plenty of surprises for you my friend. You and your b###h Seth Calvert. You watch what I do to Adon. You let that sink into your head, and then when the match is over, you turn to the closest mirror in sight…wherever…on TRL, Leno, Rosie…oh I f##king don’t care, you just look into a mirror after you watch my match and what you’ll see is fear in your eyes…something that you get when you pull those shitty commercials, low budget movies…or whatever you do? You HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!

(Around the corner come another man. Ryda hear it from behind stops every though and turns around. Ryda and the man known as High Wire just stare at each other, not knowing what each to think as the camera fades)

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