(Then Damnit I Changed Again by the Offspring and Seth Calvert makes his way to the ring he slimbs to the top rope and raises his arms)

Jim: Seth Calvert looks ready for this one Joey

Joey: Yes he really does...

(Then Testify by Rage Against The Machine blasts and Table Man comes runing to the ring he jumps in and starts pounding on Seth)

Ding...Ding...Ding

Jim: Table Man going to work with right hands...Calvert with some left hands...Back and Forth hard punching!

Joey: Table Man nails a uper cut taking Seth down.Now Table Man is going to the top.He goes for a Leg drop but Seth Moves

***CRASH***

Jim: That looks like he's broken his 2 legs and his Ass!

Joey: Seth goes for the cover....1...2...Kick out by Table Man.Now Seth is bringing Table Man to the top.

Jim: He sits him on the buckle.And sets him up for a superplex...

Joey: And Seth Plants Table Man with a Superplex.Table Man rolls out of the ring and gets a chair

Jim: Seth climbs to the top but...

***SMASH****

Joey: Table Man throws the chair at Seths head and Seth falls backwards off the ropes

Jim: Table Man slides back into the ring and starts stomping on Seth

Joey: Seth low blows Table Man and gets back to his feet.Seth grabs Table Mans hair and pulls him backwards and hits a inverted DDT

Jim: He goes for the cover 1..2.. Kick out.Wait Shae is geting up on the apron.....She has a little bottle....AND SHE SPRAYS HAIR SPRAY IN SETH'S EYES!

Joey: Table Man turns Seth around and picks him up in a tomb stone....Shae slides a Chair under Seths head

**CRACK!***

Jim: OH LORD!Table Man just cracked Seth Calverts skull with a Tomb Stone on that DAMN CHAIR!

1...2...3!!!!

Joey: And we have a winner!

Jim: I dont believe this! This has to be the biggest upset in wrestling history!! Seth Calvert was defeated by Table Man!?!

Joey: I swear, this is the biggest upset I have ever seen in my life, and finally, here comes JackHammer and he knocks the living s**t out of Table Man sending him over the top rope! Man, I dont believe this!!

Jim: Man, we have to go to a commercial break so we can figure this out. I still cant believe Table Man defeated Seth Calvert!? Man, this is outragious!

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Evan: Well, in my opinion, it has been one hell of an evening, and boy, it is just going to get better.

Joey: You've got that right, so without any further ado, lets go up to Beth Smith for the ring introduction.

[The lights in the entire arena fade out, and suddenly "A Welcome Burden" by Disturbed hits on the arena PA system as the words "Super Fly" flash on the DRWF Titan Tron in fire letters. Sean Corbin then makes his way down the entrance isle]

Beth Smith: Ladies and gentlemen. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 195 pounds…"Super Fly" SEAN CORBIN!!!

[Sean walks up the steel ring steps, and jumps over the top rope into the ring. He then jumps like a cat on the top turnbuckle looking at the entrance area for JackHammer. Sean Corbin’s music dies down, then suddenly "Right Next Door to Hell" by Guns N Roses blares throughout the arena as JackHammer, with Diva, make their way down towards the ring]

Beth Smith: His opponent, weighing in at 375 pounds…JACKHAMMER!!!

[Diva takes a spot outside the ring as JackHammer walks up the ring steps as well on the outside ring apron. He then walks over the top rope to stare out into the crowd. When he turns around, Sean Corbin leaps at him with a moonsault]

Evan Moro: Here we go, Sean taking an early advantage with a great moonsault on the big man!

Joey Styles: Look at JackHammer, he’s just staring at Sean like nothing happened. That moonsault did nothing to JackHammer!

[Jackhammer then charges at Sean an nails a strong lariat, sending Sean crashing into the mat]

Evan Moro: Is Sean even still breathing after that blow?!

[With Sean down on the mat, JackHammer begins to walk around the fallen superstar, as if stalking his prey. Just as Sean is getting up, he is met face-first with a gigantic boot to the face from JackHammer]

Joey Styles: Good night, no one can get up after a blow like that!

[Sean then gets up quickly, but quickly falls down to the mat. JackHammer then begins to stomp at Sean with power. JackHammer then stops, and he applies a claw-type move to Sean’s skull]

Evan Moro: The Claw, JackHammer taking it a little old school here tonight, Joey.

[Out of desperation, Sean kicks JackHammer in the groin area, causing the big man to fall back on his back in the middle of the ring. Sean then as quick as he can jumps over the top rope to the outside ring apron, looking into the ring at the hurt JackHammer]

Joey Styles: Looks like Sean is going to try a high-risk move here!

[JackHammer then gets to his feet, he then turns around while Sean springboards off the top rope into the ring dropkicking JackHammer in the face. JackHammer then back-steps, and he falls over the top rope to the outside]

Evan Moro: JackHammer looks very stunned at this point. He just got smacked in the face by Corbin with that springboard dropkick.

[JackHammer then gets to his feet, but he’s still wobbly. From inside the ring, Sean looks outside at Jack and sees his chance. Sean runs towards the ropes, back, and he hits a corkscrew moonsault over the top rope onto JackHammer]

Joey Styles: GOOD GOD! DID YOU SEE THE WAY JACKHAMMER LANDED?! RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

[Sean then gets to his feet slowly, and he jumps on the ring apron once more. As JackHammer finally gets to his feet, Sean jumps off the top rope, and jumps back for an moonsault. JackHammer sees this and catches Sean on his right shoulder]

Evan Moro: Uh-oh. This looks bad for Sean!

[JackHammer then displays his power, and throws Sean over the top rope into the ring]

Evan and Joey Together: HOLY SHIT!!!

[Sean just stays in the middle of the squared circle out. JackHammer then looks under the ring, and pulls out a steel chair. JackHammer then throws the steel chair into the ring, which falls right next to Corbin. JackHammer then grabs the top rope, and uses it to push himself on the ring apron. He then steps over the top rope with one leg, then the other. He then signals with his hands]

Evan Moro :This could be time for the Hammerthrow!

[Sean struggles to his feet. JackHammer then reaches down at the down Sean Corbin, and places him between his legs. JackHammer then drags his right thumb across his throat, signaling for the Hammerthrow. Out-of-nowhere Table Man climbs up the top rope with a baseball bat. He then leaps off, and breaks the bat across JackHammer’s head. JackHammer then falls down on his back. Table Man then leaves into the crowd]

Joey Styles: What the hell?! Why did Table Man do that?!

[Sean then places the steel chair on top of JackHammer’s chest. He then climbs to the top rope, and leaps off to hit the Super Fly Splash on JackHammer. He then makes the cover…]

Evan Moro: One…Two…Three. It’s over, Sean Corbin wins.

Beth Smith: The winner of this match…SEAN CORBIN!!!

[The camera then takes a close-up look at JackHammer, who has eyes of rage and fury. The camera then fades out for a commercial break]

Sean Corbin: Damn, it's hot out here.

Scotty Carter: Whatcha wanna get?

Sean Corbin: I dont know, probably an ice cold water. DAMN MAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN!!

Gay Man: Oh, I'm sorry honey.

Sean Corbin: What the hell did you say!?!

Scotty Carter: Wait a minute, hold on just a second before you hit him. Let me look around for a minute. Uh huh, punks holding hands, a lot of people kissing, I'll be damned. We did it again.

Sean Corbin: What are you talkin about?

Scotty Carter: What's today's date?

Sean Corbin: April 23rd. Why?

Scotty Carter: DAMNIT! We're here in Gay Day 2001 in Disney Land!

Sean Corbin: Aint this a b***h. Well, anyway, who cares. I'm thirsty as mug out here. Ah yeah, there goes a refreshment stand. I'll be right back.

Man: Hello, can I help you with anything?

Sean Corbin: Yes, let me get an ice cold water.

Man: Here you go. That'll be $5.

(Corbin spits the water right into his face)

Sean Corbin: FIVE DOLLARS!!?!?! FOR THIS SMALL CUP OF WATER!! OH HELL NO, THAT ISN'T GONNA WORK!! Dont you have anything else?

(All of a sudden, he turns around and sees Ludacris at a Bolt 45 stand)

Ludacris: Hey my man, I got a little somethin for ya over here.

Sean Corbin: What's this?

Scotty Carter: It's a Bolt 45. The official Sports Drink/Malt Liquer of the DRWF.

Sean Corbin: Oh is that right? Man, I dont feel like payin high dollar for a drink.

Ludacris: Dont you worry man, this ones on the house, and Bolt 45 always has the best prices. You wont go to a store and find a Bolt 45 over $0.25.

Sean Corbin: Cool, let me get a taste of this...

Scotty Carter: WHOA, SLOW DOWN!! You have to build a tolerance for this stuff first! Go sip by sip or else you could get sick or possibly die.

Sean Corbin: Thanks man. I probably could've died from that s**t.

Ludacris: So, whenever you're thirst and want somethin to drink, go to your local grocery, drug, or liquor store and pick up a nice refreshing bottle of Bolt 45...and get Slizzard Wit It!

Table Man: Yeah, what the hell is it?

Dr. Briefs: I was just wondering if you could tell me, why the hell did you attack JackHammer out there. I mean, what is going on with you 2?

Table Man: Look idiot, if you would've paid any attention last week, you would've seen why I have beef against JackHammer and Seth Calvert. Me and Enforcer are going to make sure that he and his little buddy dont make it to see another sun rise.....

(All of a sudden, JackHammer comes through the curtains and spears Table Man and then an all out fight breaks loose in the back. Then, one of Table Man's old friends, Butch Skull comes out from the back and tries to attack JackHammer. JackHammer then kicks him in the gut and gives him one hell of a Hammer Throw through the table with hot coffee pouring all over him. But while JackHammer is beating on Butch Skull, Table Man and Shae were able to escape leaving JackHammer and Diva pissed off to the highest level of pisstivity against the Door.)

Jim: Thats right Joey as in just a few moments, we will be seeing the debut of both Tyrone Gibson and Masta Red here in the DRWF.

Joey: Both of these men are great athletes and finally, for the first time, these 2 men will go head to head in what should be one X-Treme war.

("Hit Da Floe" by Dirty begins to play as Masta Red makes his way to the ring)

Jim: And now here comes Masta Red in all of his glory. This man is one hell of a competitor, but will he be able to cut it here in the DRWF?

Joey: We are about to find out right here and right now, BUT WHAT THE F**K IS THIS!! TYRONE GIBSON JUST CAME FROM BEHIND AND SMASHED MASTA RED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!

Jim: OH GOOD LORD!! Now Tyrone has Masta Red on the ground and they are pounding away at each other on the ground! Masta Red pushes Tyrone off of him, stands up and knocks the living s**t out of him with a clothesline from hell!

Joey: Man, this is one hell of a fight right here! Masta Red is stomping a mud hole in Tyrone and walking him dry, now what the hell is this! Enforcer just came out and pushed Masta Red off of him!

Jim: What is he doing out here!?

Joey: How the hell am I supposed to know.

Andrew: Aight, good job Enforcer. I knew I could count on you.

Jim: What the hell is he talking about?

Joey: I dont know, but I guess we are about to find out.

Andrew: Well, well, well. Tyrone Gibson, and Masta Red. I knew that when I brought you 2 here that you 2 wouldnt get along whatsoever. When Willie and I signed this match, we thought hell, they may be able to fight then get along after the match. Well, I guess we were wrong. The hatred between you 2 men has just gotten even thicker. Thats why I sent the REAL Big Man of the DRWF out here to seperate you 2 because I knew for a fact that the police wouldnt have been able to do it. And I know that when you 2 battle it out, you guys arent going to be able to have just any old referee because if an ordinary referee would try to get between you 2, well, you would kill him. Thats why I have assigned Enforcer to be your special guest referee! But wait! You wont be fighting tonight. You'll be fighting in a few weeks. At Nuclear WarFare in a good old fashioned street fight. Oh yes, Nuclear WarFare is going to be one hell of a night.

Joey: You damn right! Nuclear WarFare may end up bein the best Pay Per View in the history of wrestling! Man, this is wild!

Jim: And man, we're out of time. Thank you all so much for joining us here for the final DRWF Monday Megadeath! Remember, next week, we move to Tuesdays with DRWF Tuesday Torcher. But dont forget about Forbidden Friday this Friday as we continue the quarter finals of the DRWF World Title! So for everybody here, I'm Good Ol' JR...

Joey: And I'm Joey Styles saying good night everybody and we'll see you on Friday for Forbidden Friday! So long folks!

Opening, Commercials, Jack Knife/Justun Beatible fiasco, and ending: Big Willie-isms: Owner
Vladamire Dracos/B***h Collector match: Clark Napper: Executive Producer
JackHammer/Sean Corbin match: David Adame: Vice President
Table Man/Seth Calvert match: Trey Hamlyn