the new |
Welcome, mortal. |
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Two heads are better than one, unless, of course, they both belong to you. |
You have entered the realm which is |
All-knowing and supreme. |
Are you ready, mortal, for the |
Unsurpassable wisdom |
brought to the unenlightened world by |
Willow? |
Read on, mortal. It may do you good. |
An apple a day keeps the produce department in business. |
The one inevitable aspect of life: death and taxes, which only countas one thing since they are identical. |
Don't run with scissors: you might break them. |
Look both ways before you cross the street: up and down. |
If wishes were fishes, sushi would be a lot more popular. |