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Welcome, mortal.
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Two heads are better than one, unless, of course, they both belong to you.
You have entered the realm which is
All-knowing and supreme.
Are you ready, mortal, for the
Unsurpassable wisdom
brought to the unenlightened world by
Willow?
Read on, mortal. It may do you good.
An apple a day keeps the produce department in business.
The one inevitable aspect of life: death and taxes, which only countas one thing since they are identical.
Don't run with scissors: you might break them.
Look both ways before you cross the street: up and down.
If wishes were fishes, sushi would be a lot more popular.
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