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| AMAZING MOUSE PERFORMING CIRCUS |
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| ACT 1: Scene 1 |
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| All mice are scurrying about in cage. Announcer: A-a-a-a-and, now! The AMAZING MOUSE PERFORMING CIRCUS!!! Mice stare up at announcer blankly. Circus music starts playing. Announcer: Uh... the mice will now do their amazing acts! Mice stare up at announcer blankly. Announcer: Heh... heh... Audience leaves. Mouse 1 starts drinking water. Mouse 2 climbs water bottle. Mouse 3 does nothing. Mouse 4-12 get on mouse wheel. Announcer: Thanks a lot! Mouse 2 falls off water bottle. Laugh recording plays. Announcer: People, people! The mice are now in business! Come get your tickets now, they're goin' fast! People start filing in to room. Mice stop and stare blankly up at announcer. CURTAIN |
| ACT 1: Scene 2 |
| Announcer: We are back in business! Mice continue to stare blankly at announcer. Announer: STOP THAT! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PERFORM, THEN BE THAT WAY! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! Mice stare blankly up at announcer. Announcer sarts to climb into cage. Mice stare blankly up at announcer. Announcer begins to run in wheel (amazingly) Announcer: Oh yeah! Hoo hah! See, we don't need you, mice! We don't need you, do you here me? HAHAHA!! I will rule the world!! None stand before me!!! Mice stare blankly up at announcer. Announcer: Mocking me, are you? None will be spared!!! None will be spared!!! Security comes and grabs the announcer. CURTAIN |
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| Critics Say: |
| "Yeah, yeah, whatever." -- On Time Magazine "Two thumbs way down" -- New York Peppermin Patty Times |
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| "Splendid, just splendid!" -- Patient of mental asylum, room 413 "Zzzzzzzzzzzz" -- Persons Magazine "A must-not-see" -- TV Week-and-a-day |