Jason: Welcome ladies and gentleman we are coming to you live from the sold out Centrum Center, in Worcester, MA. We welcome the thousands of fans who are in attendance tonight, as well as the millions of fans watching in there homes on their local television stations around the world. We hope you are all looking forward to another action packed slam dance folks because that is what you are about to get. Sitting to my left is Brian Johnson and to my right is the lovely Sara Ann.

Sara: Thanks Jason glad to be here as always.

Brian: Well I cannot same I am happy to be here but it sure beats dental surgery.

(Jason and Sara let out a collective Groan. )

Jason: Brian I have been wanting to ask you this for the last five years and this seems to be as good a time as any. If you hate it here so much why do you stay? Why don�t you just quit and put yourself out of our misery?

Sara: I would like an answer to that myself.

(Brian stops and thinks for a moment. )

Brain: Because the pays good the scenery changes and if I left� I would not be able to torment the two of you.

Sara: Figures

Jason: Oh lord that.. That was just asinine.

Sara: What did you expect?

Jason: You know I am really not sure something more intelligent than that I can assure you.

Sara: Jason when are you going to learn that when it comes to brains Brian is the last guy you should look to.

Brain: Hey will you two chowder heads shut up and do your Jobs please I would like to go home sometime tonight.

Jason: Well while making fun of Brian may be fun we do have a job to do so I suppose we should get down to it�Our first match of the night is Ben Mauler Vs a Mystery opponent, their has been a lot of speculation as to who this mystery opponent may be but tonight we will find out.

Sara Ann: I think it will be Billy Dork�.

Brain: That is so stupid Sara why in the name of all that is holy would you think it was Billy Dork?

Sara Ann: Because he is cute.

Brain: Dear god I give up.

(Jason just shakes his head.)

Jason: Well folks it is time to stop speculating and get ready because it s time for� wait a minute I am getting a message in my headset. It appears that Vice President is back stage and is causing a stir�. We are going to take you now live back stage to see what�s going on.

(The scene shifts to the backstage area as Harley is coming down one of the long hallway in back of the coliseum. Harley has an intense look on his face; in his hands he holds a sledge Hammer and is walking faster and faster through the back stage area.)

Harley: ABARKKKKK GET OUT HERE NOW��.

(Harley continues to walk down the hall�.)

Harley: ABARK�

(From a hallway on Harley�s left a young man steps into Harley�s path.)

Young Man: Mr.. ummm Hammer sir�My Name is Toby�Toby Tyler��I.. Well that�s is to say the fans want to know�

Harley: Move or be moved kid�

Toby Tyler: Well sir�I mean�I am the tentative replacement to �Mr. Greenhouse sir. And I�. well that is Abark� well he sent me�I mean I am supposed to�

(Harley puts down the hammer and Toby gets a frantic look on his face and tries to cover his face with his hands afraid that Harley may strike him instead Harley places his hands under the young mans arms and picking him up off of the ground move him out off the way. Toby slumps to the ground and tucks into a fetal position.)

Harley: Sending a child for protection fucking typical.

(Harley picks up the hammer and making the left head for the door at the end of the hall. When he arrives he tires to open the door but funds that it is locked Harley turns as if he might leave in defeat but in one quick motion lifts the sledge Hammer high into the air and brings it down in one swift motion snapping off the door handle and sending it flying down the hall. Than lifting his leg he kicks the door open. )

(Abark jumps up to his feat as Harley enters the room.)

Harley: WE need to Talk..

(Abark moves from around his desk. His face is a bit flush and a few beads of sweat trickle down his brow.)

Abark: Sure�anything you want to talk about�I ..I am a fair man. So �.lets talk�

(Abark makes his way back around his desk slowly.)

(Harley swing his hammer at a lamp that it on the table beside him and sends it sailing at Abark�s Head. Abark ducks and the lamp flies across the room smashing into the wall behind him.)

Abark: You know Harley flying furniture dose not make me feel very talkative. Just put the hammer down and lets talk like gentleman shall we.

(Harley swings the hammer again but this time he hits a chair and flipping it over.)

Harley: Shut up Abark�what do you think I am stupid..

Abark: Stupid�you Never�I have nothing but respect for you�

Harley: Oh please. I know you called security and I know they are on the way but this is going to be a real short conversation..

(Harley continues to walk forward as Abark backs himself into the far corner of the room; his face has gone from flush to staunch white. When Harley gets to Abark he drops the Hammer to the ground and quickly grabs Abark by the throat slamming him into the wall.)

Harley: you and me.. It ends and it ends tonight�we are going to dance you and me and I am going to take great joy in kicking the living shit out of you�. So you can slate the match or I can beat you here and now�

(Abark begins to speak his voice is dry and raspy as Harley is restricting his airway.)

Abark: I can�t do that Harley the cards�Full�.

Harley: Way wrong answer..

(Harley Jerks Abark forward and slams him back against the wall� )

Abark: There�.IS �.no open slot on the card�.

Harley: OK have it your way I will just beat you now�

(Harley raises his fist into the air ready to strike.)

Abark: wait�

Harley: Come again..

Abark: Wait�there is a way� If�. If �.

Harley: If what�

Abark: If you beat�. If you beat�.

(Harley lets go of Abark�s throat and drops Abark to the ground.)

Abark: If you beat Ben Mauler. I will face you at the system has failed next week�but you have to win the match�. I�was going to give the match to Billy Dork but I can see that you are

(Abark raises his hand and begins to massage his throat.)

Abark: I can sees that you are very. Motivated.

(Harley backs away and heads towards the door�_

Harley: Any way you want to play it Abark.. But when I win you better be at ringside to announce my match at The system has failed or I will come and find you�

(As Harley hits the door guards surround him.)

Head Guard: Is every thing in order here sir.

Abark: Everything is just fine gentleman Harley and I just had a little talk�but now he has a job to do don�t you Harley.

Harley: Anything you say Abark�

Harley pushes his way through the guards as the gap in the guards closes Abark yells out.

Abark: Hey Harley�I want you to remember what I told you a few weeks back be careful who you put your hands on�

Harley: Whatever Abark you just remember what I said you come to ringside when I am done to announce my match with you next week.

(Harley walks back down the hall as he does the camera switches back to an Image of Abark who is still sitting in the corner smiling. And with that the camera switches back to the arena.)

Jason: My god folks I can not believe what I have just heard, we are going to see a match originally to be held between Ben Mauler and Billy Dork, Now Harley will be taking Billy Dork�s Place�this is huge and if that was not enough if Harley Wins he gets a match with Abark At The system has failed. I myself am speechless at tonight�s events�what do you think of the situation we find ourselves in here Sara�

(Sara looks over at Brian and sticking out her tongue she says. )

Sara: I Told you it was going to be Billy Dork..

Brain: Sara you are a twit don�t you knew that was going to be and is are two entirely different things like you where going to stay a virgin but you instead you became a slut�

(Sara Kicks Brain underneath the desk. )

Jason: Well folks as much as we all love the highly educated banter between Brian and Sara but we have to take a commercial break. And when we get back Ben Mauler will Face Harley with all the marbles in the balance and it is coming up next.

(BOOM!!!)

(Loud explosions start going off, as pyro is flying out of the turnbuckles, and the entranceway. As Good As Dead, by Local H begins to play is Ben Mauler emerges from the curtain. Ben stops right in front of the curtain, and looks all around the arena. The is a 50/50 mix in the arena. Some like Ben, some don�t. Ben jumps on the apron, and into the ring and signals for a microphone.)

Ben: I know, I know, I know what you�re thinking. Here comes the man who always disputes his contracts with his promoter, and quits. He comes the man who some say is an asshole. Here comes the man who lasts 2 weeks, and abruptly quits. You are all subject to your opinions, but please let me get a word in edgewise.

(Again, the arena is 50/50 for Ben, as some fans chant �Hero�, �Quitter� and �Go Back to Dan Moris.�)

Ben: I admit, I have been anywhere and everywhere in my wrestling career. I have wrestled for good promoters, and also wrestled for the most bogus promoters. One thing I have always stood up for is my value. I�ll never proclaim I was the best wrestler, but I always fought for what I should have been paid for. You see, my passion is deep for this business, but I know I can�t do it forever. With the hiatus I have had, I have recently been engaged, and bought myself a new home.

(The fans clap and cheer about Ben�s engagement.)

Ben: Needless to say, I am all settled in, and have my priorities straight. I have a lady who loves me, and what I do for a living. With that all said, I want to get to the matter of the NEW.

Ben: As you know, or maybe forgotten, I was supposed to wrestle Lin Sigil at Monday Slamdance. Though due to the NEW�s terrible scheduling and personal problems, I never had a ticket, and therefore I missed the show. So I am proposing an offer to Mr. Abark. I want you to send any wrestler on your roster down here, as I will show you I belong in the NEW. I will show each and everyone of you fans Ben Mauler is the toughest son of a bitch in the industry, and willing to be a team player.

(Ben rallies up the crowd, as he is stomping his feet in the ring. By now the fans are behind Ben, and anxious if Mr. Abark will send out a wrestler.)

Ben: Damnit, come on! I have a lady at home waiting for me!

Barret: Mauler in the ring now, waiting for his opponent.

SaraAnne: I guess Mauler is the only one who doesn't know who he's about to face....

Johnson: How the hell did Harley get his license back? Someone better make sure it's legit.

(Harley walks down to the ring as "Woke Up This Morning" blares from the loud speakers his face is a mask of stone, he doesn�t stop to pose or to wave but simply moves to the ring like man on a mission.)

Barret: The bell sounds, and the match begins! The two lock up, and Harley forces him back into the corner... clean break. They look at each other, and go to lock up again, but Mauler with a punch to the face, and Harley just blinks at him, and big clothesline by Harley Clarkson! Mauler is down!

Johnson: Cheap shot! Harley cheating like he always has.

Barret: Clarkson picks Mauler up, and hooks him up... suplex! He pulls him back up, and sets him up... T-Bone suplex. Harley is just taking Ben Mauler to school today. He picks him back up, and Belly-to-belly overhead suplex... no! Mauler blocks, and lands a punch into Harley's head. Then another, and another! Harley is grasping his head now, and Mauler hits the ropes, and comes back with a running clothesline, taking Harley off his feet!

Johnson: Mauler pulled his hair!

Barret: Wait a minute... who are you cheering for?

Johnson: Neither guy. They both suck!

Barret: Um... ok. Mauler has pulled Harley back up, and snap mare, and into a headlock by Mauler. Harley getting back up now, though, fighting his way up.Mauler having turned it into a side headlock now. Harley with an elbow to the gut... and another... and another, and Mauler finally breaks the hold!

Johnson: We got company!

Barret: And... wait... Abark is making his way to the ring! Harley sees him, and is not looking too happy about it. Harley delivers a knife-edge chop. And another. Whip to the ropes... and Abark kicks Mauler as he bounces off the ropes! The referee saw this, and is calling for the bell!!! Harley has been disqualified!!! What the hell?

Brain: What the hell is going on why is Abark helping Harley??????

Jason: He is not helping Harley you ass he is helping himself now that Harley has lost there will be no match at The system has failed���this is just cheap tactics by that coward Abark.

(Abark begins to walk up the ring steps and ducking down climbs between the ropes. )

Jason: I do not think that if I was Abark I would be foolish enough to get in the ring right now.

Brian: Oh please like what�s Harley going to do?

Jason: After what Abark has done here tonight and in the last few weeks how about rip Abark to pieces?

(Abark raises his microphone and begins to speak)

Abark: I told you be careful who you lay your hands on Harley and I meant it�. Did you think for one fucking second that I was going to just let you walk into my office making demands and laying your grimy little paws on me and let you get away with it?

(Harley just stares coldly at Abark)

Abark: Well come on Harley you where all full of grandiose words in my office� where the snappy comebacks where�s the banter�oh come on cat got your tongue� Have you finally realized that I am the better man�has it finally sunk into that Cro-Magnon brain of yours that you will never ever get the best of me because no matter what you do or say I will always be one step ahead of you� come on Harley� speak up�

(Harley walks over to Abark and glares at him. Slowly he raises his hand as if to strike)

Abark: Oh Harley please make my day�..Hit me buddy�.come on I will make it easy on you.

(Abark cranes his head forward sticking his check out. Than taping his cheack with his free hand he says)

Abark: Come on Harley right here�. Because you touch me, you even lay one single finger on me and I will finally have your job�you know the board of directors will never have your back if you have an assault charge on a senior member over your head so come on HIT ME HIT ME YOU PUSSY�.

(Harley begins to lower hi hand and Abark begins to laugh.. but Harley makes a quick swipe and grabs the Microphone from Abark�s hand)

Harley: You smug son of a bitch, after all you have done to me, all that you have taken from me the hotline, my friend Pete, my license and my good name�I should squash you like a bug but you even seem to have taken away my right to get my revenge�.

Abark: There is nothing I cannot take from you remember that.

Harley: You may be right Abark seems I got a choice to make. My Job� or my pride.

(Harley turns away from Abark..)

Harley: I chose..

(Harley spins around and lands a sharp right hand right in Abark�s face sending Abark crashing to the ground. Harley stands over him and begins to stomp and kick Abark�s midsection.)

Jason: Harleys gone nuts doesn�t he realize what he is doing�he is throwing his careers right into the garbage�

Sara: In the state Harley is in I do not think he cares

Brain: As much as I hate this deplorable and unwarranted attack on Abark man I have to say this is the best night of my life finally that no count punk Harley will be out of our hair forever..

(Harley continues his assault on Abark. Leaning down he picks up Abark by the hair�he begins to deliver a series of heavy lefts and rights to Abark�s face)

Jason: I know what coming up here it THE HAMERE O MY GOD HARLEY HIT THE HAMMER ON ABARK AND ABARK IS OUT�

(Harley climbs off Abark, and kicks him one last time than climbing out of the ring he begins to walk up the ramp reaching the top he walks behind the curtain and out of view)

Jason: Well folks. I do not think we will ever forget what we have seen here tonight�and as happy as I may feel that Abark finally got what was coining to him I also feel a great sadness that we have lost such a great talent. And now with no Vice president, the only power left is Abark, what dose the future hold for us now..

Brain: A bigger and brighter one I can assure you�And that new day begins here as we get ready for our next match Between Calvin king and Kevin Kirkland and that is coming up next. Stay tuned.

(We cut to the back where we see a familiar car pull into the parking lot. Predator and Kirkland step out of Predator's 1967 candy apple red Mustang. Both men reach back into the car and pull out two duffle bags each. Both men are dressed identical; black suits, black shoes, black sunglasses. It looks like something out of a bad Hollywood movie. The two men close the doors, and begin heading towards their locker room carrying their duffle bags.)

Jason: I wonder what that's all about. You don't see them two dressed like that often, and they seemed to be all business. I don't think either one of them showed a hint of a smile.

Brian: I'm excited to see what they've got in store for tonight! Maybe they'll beat up Calvin King and shut him up. He said some things that weren't very nice and I think Kirkland is going to rip him a new one!

Sara: I just want to see them again!

Jason: Well folks, onto our first match!

(The match began with the larger and more powerful Kevin Kirkland starting things off, showing the newcomer a not-so-welcome entry into N.E.W.....Calvin quickly turned the tides when Kirkland went for a Gut-Wrench powerbomb, but it was reversed into a Hurricanrana by Calvin. The match didn't go much longer before Kirkland was laid out by a well placed Enzuigiri, followed closely by the Checkmate (shooting star press) and the Three Count....)

Jason: Well Calvin King making a big debut over Kirkland...

Brian: that's not saying much Jason....

Jason: Either way, we have our next match in line....

(The match started out evenly, with only a few pounds and a few inches seperating the two men....With UnCensored's NE Title not on the line, he took the oppurtunity to try and break in the newcomer, but Dominic proved himself worthy of being taken seriously here in NEW. The turning point however came when Uncensored went for the very dangerous 450 Splash, and ended up connecting with a face full of mat. Dominic took the oppurtunity to recover and by the time Uncensored got to his feet he was waiting and nailed a picture perfect Gothic Piledriver to get the One Two Three.....Dominic making a huge splash in his debut, defeating the N.E. Champion....)

Jason: Well folks the match is over and what an impressive showing by...

Brian: It's time to raise some hell!

Jason & Sara: Huh?

Brain: Look!

(Brain points towards the entrance and Sara and Jason see where he's pointing. There are two people hiding in the shadows and it looks like they're waiting to ambush Mr. Uncensored as he makes his way up the ramp. There seems to be two men, and both are dressed in black. Uncensored makes it to the top of the entrance and that's as far as he gets. Predator and Kevin Kirkland jump out of the shadows, and neither one of them look happy.)

Jason: Look out! It's the Hellrazors!

(Uncensored, unfortunately, has already realized that. Predator comes up on one side and Kirkland on the other. Uncensored doesn't go anywhere, but seems unsure of what to do. Kirkland and Predator are still wearing their sunglasses, so he doesn't know where they are looking. Predator stomps his foot and distracts Uncensored and as he does Kirkland pulls something out of his pocket and puts his hands quickly behind his back.)

Brian: Did you see that?

Jason: See what?

Brian: Kirkland has something in his hands. Predator distracted Uncensored long enough to Kirkland to pull it out and swing his arms around behind his back.

(Uncensored finally get's tired of waiting and decides to rush Kirkland, and as soon as he does a big bang is heard. Uncensored jumps back, and that leaves the opening that The Hellrazor's were looking for.)

Brian: OH my Goodness! Did you see that?

Jason: I heard the pop, but I couldn't tell what happened!

Brian: Kirkland just threw a firecracker at Uncensored! It stopped well short of him, but now Kirkland and Predator are going to town on him!

(Predator doesn't waste any time. He jumps in and hits Uncensored in the face. It doesn't do much, but stuns him enough for Kirkland to hit him from the other side. The two men clothesline Uncensored, and knock him to the ramp. Both men start putting the boots to him, and there's not much he can do. Demonstone comes walking up the ramp, and does his best to avoid the carnage. The Hellrazor's don't pay him any attention, and continue to attack Uncensored. They stop hitting him, and reach down to grab him. Kirkland's got his feet and Predator has his hands. The two men walk down the ramp a little ways, and stop. Kirkland begins counting, and they start swinging Uncensored. Once they hit three they throw Uncensored into the guard rail, and it moves back a couple feet. Predator picks uncensored up and drops him throat first across the railing.)

Jason: We haven't seen to much from these two men the past month or so, and it seems like they're trying to make up for it. Why Uncensored though?

Brian: Why not?

(Kirkland grabs Uncensored by the feet, and spreads his legs. Kirkland give him to boot, and all Uncensored can do is curl up on the ramp. Kirkland picks him up, and stands in front of Predator.)

Brian: DROP SHOT!!

Jason: Oh dear Lord! They're trying to kill him!

Brian: Trying?

(The two men grab an arm, and begin dragging Uncensored up the ramp. The two disappear behind the curtain and a few seconds later there is another camera on them. The Hellrazors drag Uncensored all the way to the back, and then they casually toss him into the nearest dumpster and close the lid. The two men wipe their hands and pat each other on the back. As they make their way back to their locker room the scene cuts back to the announcers.)

Brian: HAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome!

Jason: Well, we've seen it all folks.

SaraAnne: Don't get ahead of yourself there Jason, we still have a few matches left....Next up was Predator taking on the World Champ, Strip!

(Strip and Predator squared off at first, locking up...neither man gaining the advantage right away....Strip showed what he was about when he slipped behind Predator and sent him into the ropes, only to return to a drop toehold. Strip and Pred locked up once again, only this time Predator showed what he was about as he wrenched Strips arm into an arm bar, but ended it with a fierce kick to the side of the head....The match continued for several minutes until Predator sent Strip to the outside as the jumbotron came to life....)

(The scene cuts to show Mr. Uncensored making his way through the back hallways, dragging behind him a baseball bat......Uncensored is holding his ribs, and looks worse for wear, but is definately not out of it yet....Moments later he spots his target and charges Kevin Kirkland with a huge swing of the bat.....The scene cuts back to the arena where Predator sees this....quickly slides out of the ring and charges backstage......The referee begins a ten count.....Strip rolls back in around five, and Predator is long gone to save his friend.....The ref calls for the bell and awards the match to The Strip via countout. Strip wastes no time rolling from the ring and making his way backstage.....)

Jason: Kirkland and Predator made a deadly mistake in underestimating UnCensored!

SaraAnne: That they did...He didn't become the N.E. Champ by accident!

Brian: I beg to differ....Nick Sharpe's mom has told me several times that he was an accident alright!

Jason: BRIAN! That's wrong on so many levels!

Brian: Speaking of wrongness...Lets move onto the main event.....Logan and Sharpe for the chance to face The Strip for the World Title....

(The match started off with a staredown between the two men....Logan having almost a foot and 60 lbs over Sharpe didnt phase him slightly....They exchanged words and Logan unleashed a fist into Sharpe, who retaliated. Sharpe ducked the next punch and slid around behind Logan into a full nelson.....One which Logan powered out of and spun around to clothesline Sharpe off his feet. The match continued for several minutes before interrupted by a loud static noise, the wrestlers stop and the crowd looks disoriented.)

Brian: What's going on, I can't even hear myself on here, can anyone hear me?

(Static noise increases and then a flash on the NEW JumboTron goes off and we see the face of Harbinger)

Harbinger: Well well well, surprise boys!!! Bet you didn't think you'd see me tonight? THINK AGAIN!!! I just wanted to liven up the audience a bit since you guys weren't doing your job. So the winner of this snorefest becomes number one contender? Oh well. I just got off the phone with Abark and, heh heh, I'm facing Strip next week at The System has failed. So move to the back of the line boys, you aren't fit to ride on this coaster.

Harbinger: Then again, if Abark wants to spice it up and make it a three way dance, I can live with that. Nick Sharpe would make a good honorable opponent. Logan on the other hand, as about as much honor as the whore in the red light district. Oh and Strip...

(The camera zooms in on Harbinger's eyes....)

Harbinger: I will take your title next week. So long fellas!! It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun!

(Moments later the lights come back up and both Sharpe and Logan's mouths are open.....Both men seem to come around at the same time, charging right into a double clothesline.....The match continued until Logan set up Sharpe for the Fatal Mute....Only to have Sharpe wiggle out of it, kick Logan in the sternum, and nail the Sharper Image #2 for the three count....)

Jason: It's over! We have a new number one contender

Brian: Hey Jason, remember earlier when you said you've seen it all?

Jason: Brian, what does that have to do with this match?

Brian: Look!

(The announcers and crowd alike go silent and begin staring at the ramp. Sharpe is already on his way out, but all Logan can do is stand in the middle of the ring with a confused look on his face. Coming down the ramp though, is an unusual sight.)

Jason: Why is a homeless person pushing a buggy down the ramp? And what's in the buggy?

Brian: Well, judging by the clothes, it looks like it's Mr. Uncensored! HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! The hobo went and got Mr. Uncensored out of the dumpster and decided he would return him to the ring!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's two weeks in a row that Mr. Uncensored has been rolled down to the ring in an embarrasing fashion! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jason: Don't forget who got the BEJESUS knocked out of them earlier on by Uncensored....

Sara: Guys, something really weird is going on.

Brian: You're telling me!

Sara: No, look!

(Sara points towards the ceiling and it doesn't take the men long to pick out the two men dropping from the ceiling.)

Jason: This has been one crazy night! Is that the Hellrazor's again?!

Brain: Look's like we're about to find out!

(The Hellrazors land behind Logan on the floor. Logan still hasn't noticed them because he's distracted by the hobo. The hobo comes down to the ring and once he gets close Logan recognizes Mr Uncensored in the buggy. Logan climbs through the ropes, and goes after the hobo. The hobo runs off a little ways, and Logan turns his attention to Uncensored. While that goes on on one side of the ring, The Hellrazors are getting ready to blind side Logan on the other side. They have pulled out a plastic tub full of fruit. There is a few watermelons, some bananas, and several other things. Predator and Kirkland both pick up good sized watermelons and begin making their way around the ring.)

Jason: What in the world are they doing?! Is that Uncensored? Who's the hobo?! What's going on?!

Brian: Shut up and you'll find out!

(Predator and Kirkland sneak around the ring, one on each side, and watch Logan for a minute. Both men look at each other and nod, and take off running around the ring. Both men raise their watermelons and the only clue Logan has that something is about to happen is the crowd goes nuts. Predator and Kirkland sandwich Logan's head with the two watermelons, and watermelon goes everywhere. The fans go crazy, and Kirkland and Predator take time to throw watermelon into the crowd.)

Brain: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's got to be the funniest thing I�ve ever seen!

(Uncensored begins stirring and the hobo makes the first move we've seen him make since Logan ran at him. He walks up to the tub, pulls out an apple, and inspects it. Predator and Kirkland don't pay him any attention, and they continue to taunt Logan. The hobo walks back over to Uncensored and hits him in the head with the apple he picked up. Uncensored goes still again, and the hobo just climbs into the ring......The hobo is in the middle of the ring and grabs the overhead microphone)

Hobo: Ohhh yeah, It's HARD to be me.

Brian: The hobo, he's �

(The Strip peels off a mask and the hobo clothes, revealing a white shirt, tie and pants)

Strip: I was walking along out back and heard this guy moaning and groaning, but I'm in my brand new Armani suit, so I go into Nick Sharpe's locker and get what he wore to the arena and go back out and find Uncensored all beat down, and he looks like trash - but then i realize that he's not where he should be.

- In a different voice - Wait, now, STRIP, we all know Uncensored belongs in a dumpster

Now, folks, you'd think that, but the biggest pieces of trash were in this very ring Logan and Nick Sharpe, so I figured to take the trash to where more trash was, like taking a bag of trash to the dump. Unfortunately, when I got here, I realized that the biggest piece of trash of them all wasn't here at all, he's off somewhere hiding away from the humiliation that The Razors and I have heaped upon him the last two weeks.

First, he has no more World Tag Title, thanks to my guys here, The Hellrazors. Then, he lost what he thought was one of his two friends last week, when I showed his ass the door from our partnership. Now he's lost his nerve, to come here and have to pass me in the hallway, knowing that his career here has been and always will be, until I decide that it isn't, dependent on MY desires, MY will - I sliced him up in week one - I guided him to the tag titles and I decided when he wasn't going to have his tagbelt any more.

Now .. I have decided something else. I've decided to give Harbinger a shot at regaining a little bit of dignity, and maybe even the admiration of a fan or two who slobber on themselves while strapped into their seats on the short bus.

Abark - Me versus Harbinger, The Flash and the Fame versus the Bald and Ashamed. I don't give a good golly Miss Molly gosh darn who was in this cripple fight tonight, he's the closest thing to a number one contender that you've got - that's why you've had me in these non-title forays, NOBODY IS WORTHY. Give him some chips, Abark - let him think he's made the big time.

And Harby, if you've climbed off the ewe that'll give you a sweater for the cold days ahead - start getting ready for what will be the BEATING of YOUR life.

Hellrazors - THE STRIP - The POWER in N-E-W.

YOU KNOW!