Jason: Greetings one and all and welcome to another fabulous Monday Night Slam dance. WE are coming at you live from the sold out Centrum Center, in Worcester, MA. And I would like to take this time to thank the thousands of fan watching at home tonight as well as all of you that have flocked here to watch us live. Sitting to my Left IS Sara Ann., and to my right is Brian. And we are ready to kick off the night or first match of the evening is between New comer T, and N.E.W vice president Harley The hammer Clarkson.

Brian: In other words ladies and gentleman this would be a great time to go to the bathroom maybe go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. Because what ever you do it will be more productive than sitting on your butts watching this match.

Jason: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Brian: Just what I said, T has never faced anyone before here in the N.E.W, and it is painfully obvious from his lack luster performance and lack of any communication in the last few weeks that Harley is completely washed up. Abark was right every single thing that has gone wrong in the last few weeks ads been entirely Harleys fault. Instead of being booked for a match he should be fired.

Sara: Jason as much as I hate to agree with numb nuts over here, I too must say that I have been a bit concerned over Harleys absence over the last few weeks.

Jason: Well�I was a bit taken back by that as well, that was until I got the chance3 to speak with Harley personally tonight, and after speaking with him I think that he has done what he needs to do. In fact I would like to take this time to show that interview right now. Roll the tape please.

(The camera switches to a small office room back stage Harley is seated on a sofa, and across from him in a small office chair sits N.E.W announcer Jason Barret. )

Jason: Harley, First of all might I say that it is good to see you.

Harley: Thank you Jason

Jason: So. With the exception of your matches you have had very little to do wit the day-to-day operations of the N.E.W, this is well it is unlike you. And a lot of people have been wondering what you have been doing with your time.

Harley: Well, for the last few weeks I have been at Pete�s beside as he struggles with his comma. And I have spent a great deal of time with Rebecca and the rest of the Greenhouse family trying to help them keep there affairs in order and, when I was not doing that I have been at the church praying for Pete to wake up.

Jason: Well�Those are noble duties to be sure. But don�t you think that your duties here in the N.E.W should have taken precedence over your outside duties to the Greenhouse Family.

Harley: You know the old me night have said yes, but in the last few weeks I have found out that there is a lot of things that are more important than work�things like Family, friendship and love. Pete has been a good friend to me in the last year or so, and he stood up for me when every one else here had written me off, and if it was not for him standing up for me he would not be in the position. SO I figured I kind of owed him the little bit of respect that he has earned.

Jason: A lot of people do not see what you did as a sign of respect to the greenhouse family they see it as disrespect to the sport and disrespectful to the memory of Pete Greenhouse who has given so much to the sport with his time and effort.. Some say that you should have risen up and taken a hold of the reigns of the N.E.W to make those who are responsible for Pete�s condition where punished. What do you say to that?

Harley: I would say that those people had little idea of what the hell they where talking about, I have been at every show, I have fought every match I was slated for in my eyes I have fulfilled my obligations to the fans, and those are the only obligations here in the new I care about making sure that the fans that paid there money got a good match.

Jason: Yes but without you here to make things right this place has fallen down and fallen down hard in the last few weeks it has been roughly three weeks since you have been seen here in any way shape or forum on N.E.W programming, in those weeks we have had two unaired shows, firings walk outs and a host of other problems. Many people have been pointing their fingers at you. Do you have any comments as to what is really going on around here?

Harley: It is totally unfair for anyone to try to put that on me�I am not the N.E.W. neither is Abark, it takes everyone to make this place run right from the lighting techs, to the ring crew to the guys in accounting and far to many other jobs to list. There has been a lot of slacked jawed attitudes her in the N.E.W and I refuse to have all of the blame laid at my door steps, I have had things that I felt that I needed to take care of and those things have come first and thing other than that is outside of anything I can lay claims to.

Jason: Well Abark dose not see it that way. And�.

Harley: I take it you are referring to his little on camera diatribe last Monday night.

Jason: Yes. That�s what I was getting at.

Harley: Well I did not see all of that the night it was aired, however I did catch the recap a few nights latter, everything Abark said was a lie from start to finish. AS for what I think of that I simply do not care. What am I going to do come out here yell scream and curse try to defend my name those who know me know that was bulls shit, those who do no know me I could care less what they think of me� I will say this I made a promise to Rebecca and to Pete and to the rest of the greenhouse Family that I would make this right. And when Pete wakes up I will until than I will be at his beside and I will be taking care of his family and I do not give a shit who think what about it�.But there are those here who need to pray too the almighty god that Pete stays asleep because when he wakes up�.hell is coming to come knocking on there door and they know who thy are.

(Harley gets up and walks out as he does the camera fades out and the scene changes back to ring side. )

Jason: Well folks you heard it here first the long awaited interview with V.P Harley Clarkson, and I have to say that I was moved by his words and his devotion to his friend.

Brain: Oh please loyalty my ass Harley is a coward he is running from Abark and he is hiding from his duties and he is using the Pete and his family to do it.

Sara: I must say Jason that I was not totally convinced by Harley�s words.

Jason: I do not even believe what I am gearing you two are worthless you are so busy sucking up to Abark butt you have let your integrity go right into the toilet. But I have no time for your nonsense right now we have a match to call.

Jack Darling: And now making his way to the ring hailing from Hells Kitchen New York 5� 9" 249 ponds Vice President Harley the hammer Clarkson.

("Grab Thy Hand" by Chevelle blasts over the P.A. as Abark makes his way quickly towards the ring, mic in hand....)

Jason: What the hell that�s not Harley�s music�that�s Abark�what the hell doses he want?

Brain: Shut up and find out you half-wit.

Abark: ladies and gentleman�now I know that you are all looking forward to seeing T in his N.E.W debut whip the shit out of Harley the hammer Clarkson.

(The crowd beigns to shout and boo.)

Abark: But sadly that is simply not going to happen. Because there will be no match here tonight. You see over the last few days I have spent a lot of time pouring over the wrestlers contracts, making sure that everything was up to date and that there where no contracts that needed to be renewed, when I came across Harley�s contact,, and I was struck by something that I found very odd.. So I called the state wrestling commission and made a few inquires�and it seems that what I have suspect all along is without a doubt one hundred percent true...........HARLEY THE HAMMER IS A FRUAD��

(The crowd erupts�. yells and screams fill the air. The fans begin to launch beer cups and other assorted trash at the ramp. The arena becomes defining as the roar of objections and curses fill the air.. )

Abark: The thing that struck me was that the address on Harleys license was a New York license but his gym was slated in Richmond Virginia, The promoters that singed off on him have long since been dead One Mickey Smith�and one Andy Trimble�and there was a cornucopia of other errors that in my mind proved that Harleys wrestling license was a forgery start to finish, I mean how could a new York native get licensed in Richmond Virginia�But that is for the Wrestling commission to decide in the mean time I will not allow this charlatan who has spent the last two years masquerading as a wrestler to continue to disrespect my ring so until further notice Harley is suspended and the winner by Default is T�..

(Abark slams down the microphone and walks out. )

Jason: I cannot be live what I am hearing�this is just unreal this has to be a hoax of some sort..

Brain: Now we get to the real reason Harley has been no where to bee seen as of late he knew Abark was on to him and he has been hiding from the truth�

Jason: Brian shut up�

Sara: Well all this will be taken care of by the states wrestling commission in the mean time boys we have a show to put on so lets get to it.

Jack Darling: This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 293 pounds, from Tampa Bay, FL, Logan Outlaw!!! (Crowd boos!!!)

(The lights dim to blackness. As the crowd ooo's and ahh's, a video reel begins on the big screen. It shows a long shot of ogan Outlaw facing the camera. He's speaking)

It takes... determination...

It takes... a very big heart...

It takes... a lot of emotion...

It takes a lot to be a professional Wrestler... BUT..

It takes a psycho.. to do what I do...

(As soon as that's said, a HUGE orange pyro explodes at the entrance. The video reel continues showing shots of Logan's matches. After this, "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. As the smoke clears, orange spotlights fill the arena. Finally they fix on the entrance as Logan makes his appearance. Almost simultaneously, another couple of huge orange pyro's explode before the lights come back on. The smoke clears as Logan begins to make his way down to the ring. The fans sing along with the song)

I want to get away

I wanna fly away... yeah.. (with you)

I want to get away

I wanna fly away... yeah.. yeah... yeah

(Logan slides in the ring and hops up on one of the turnbuckles immediately. As the fans cheer, he screams back at them. He hops back down and prepares for his match)

Jack Darling: The second in this three way match, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Leland, North Carolina, Billy Dork!!!

(The PA blares out "Alcohol" by Barenaked Ladies as Billy stands at the beginning of the ramp. The crowd explodes into cheers as Billy walks down to the ring slapping fans hands...Billy climbs into the ring and does a little jig for the crowd as they start to laugh...)

Jack Darling: And third, weighing in at 277 pounds, from Lima, Ohio, Lin Sigil!!! (crowd boos!!!!!)

(The sound of a judges gavel hits twice and the police sirens sound...after the gavel hits arena goes dark and police lights go off Lin runs to the ring and slides under the ropes...)

(The match began quick with Lin Sigil sliding into the ring and quickly going after Billy Dork while Logan Outlaw waited in the corner....After beating Billy down in the corner, Sigil ran towards Logan in the other corner, who side-stepped Sigil and sent him face first into the turnbuckle. From there on in the match was pretty much in Logan's pocket as he managed to play Sigil and Dork against one another whenever the possibility arose and ended up getting the pin on Dork after The End.)

Brian Johnson: Logan Outlaw has won the match!

Jack Darling: The winner of this match, Logan Outlaw!!!

Jason Barret: Ok, we're gonna go backstage now where new trainee interviewer, Tommy Levie is with the North Eastern champion, Nick Sharpe.

(The scene changes to a backstage area where the new interviewer is with Nick.)

Tommy: Thanks Jason. Now Nick, tonight you defend the North Eastern title against Mr. Uncensored. What are your thoughts about your match tonight?

Nick: You know, I find it funny Ace is talking about age and whatnot. He thinks it's big news he's nearing 30. Everyone who follows this sport knows I'm 45. I've been wrestling for over 20 years. I was headlining in the territories before Mr. Former Porno Star's first pubic hair showed up. Now with him thinking he's the hot stuff because he's young and already a title holder in other feds, and had a shot over some old guy, I'm gonna remind him that I can still keep up with these young guns. I've proven it time and time again, and he's gonna be no different. I showed him in Japan that I am still one of the toughest sons of bitches in this fed. If he wins, good for him. He's showing he has the ability to run with the big dogs. If he loses, well, he becomes another name on the list that includes a good number of the current N.E.W. wrestlers.

Tommmy: If you don't mind some constructive criticism...

Nick: Hey, you don't have to play with symantics with me. Give me your take on this.

Tommy: Well, in the last few months, and even during your recent run as North East champion, your mind seems to wander a bit...

Nick: Like I said, I've been around 20 years. You don't take years and years of head shots, and not end up occasionally losing track of what's going on.

Tommy: True, but you don't seem to be really coming into this match at full force... I mean, as a fan, I'm saying that you seem to be running without a full tank of gas.

Nick: Well, let me tell you something...

(Nick just shakes his head.)

Nick: Listen, I've had a lot of things on my mind. Ace has gotten me thinking. I mean, thinking of things other than making some big production of dodging bullets all Matrix style for no other reason than to make people pay attention to a grand total of about 3 minutes that he spends on trying to say something about fighting me. Sometimes I think this entire sport has passed me by. But you know what? I still have the fans asking me for my autograph, and telling me how much they love watching me wrestle. And that's what I'm here to do. It's what I'm good at. Wrestling. If the point of this business was to make some low-budget action movie, Ace may be the top guy around. But the marquee on the front of the building says "Wrestling". And that's what it's about. And until he shows me he can actually wrestle, he's not going to have any respect from me or from a lot of the guys in the back.

Tommy: Is there anything else you have to get off your chest?

Nick: Just one last thing: Ace. Son. I don't know what you're ready for, but I'm telling you right now that when you step through those ropes tonight, be ready to wrestle. And be prepared to see "The Sharper Image".

(Nick walks off.)

Tommy: Well, that's it from back here. Jason, Brian, Sara Anne, back to you.

(The scene switches back to the announcers.)

(The camera fades into "The Hellrazors" locker room. You can't see either one of them, but you hear Kirkland and Predator talking behind the door. After about fifteen seconds of noise-making, it appears both men go silent. The door swings open, and Kevin and Predator step out. Predator, with his TV title draped over his shoulder, is wearing a pair of red trunks, he has black elbow pads on, and black boots laced to the knee, and nothing more; exposing all of his tattoos. Kirkland has on a pair of white windpants, a white t-shirt with "Hellrazor" written on the front, and "Lethal Injection" written on the back in red letters. The two men head towards the ring area with emotionless expressions on either face. They both stop right before the entrance and wait on the ring announcer to begin his entrance. When he begins the entrance, they both make their walk toward the ring.)

Jack Darling: Introducing first, weighing it a combined 550 pounds. They are your NEW Tag Title challengers, they are The HEEEELLLRAZORS!!!

("Numb" by Linkin Park strikes up, and the fans begin booing immediately. As Predator and Kirkland walk down the aisle, several spectators throw trash and cokes at them. Predator swats a couple things away, but for the most part, doesn't notice anything else. Kirkland on the other hand is taunting fans verbally, and physically, and seems to be loving every minute of it.)

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
feeling so faithless
lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
put under the pressure
of walking in your shoes

caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow
every step that I take is another mistake to you
caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow

(Red pyro's shoot off as the song goes into the chorus, and Predator and Kirkland make their way up the steps.)

I've
become so numb
I can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
I'm becoming this
all I want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you

(Kirkland holds the ropes for Predator, and then climbs in under the second rope. Both men walk to the middle of the ring, and stand back to back. Suddenly they both throw their arms into the air, and red and white pyro's shoot off. Kirkland turns around and squeezes on Predator's shoulders, and speaks some words of encouragement.)

can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought I would be
has fallen apart right in front of you

(The song fades out and the tag champs are introduced.)

Jack Darling: Introducing next, they weigh in at a combined 518 pounds. They are your NEW Tag Champions, here is The Strip and Haaaarrrbinger!!!

(The fans nearly blow the room off of the place with the cheer they welcome the tag champs with. Strip and Harbinger make their way down to the ring, both normally smiling, but now totally focused. The two men make their way into the ring, now vacated by The Hellrazors, and hand their belts off to the ref. Harbinger steps over to the corner, and Strip steps outside. Predator and Kirkland confer for a minute, and then Kirkland steps into the ring. The bell rings and the match gets underway.)

Jason: Well folks, this should be an exciting matchup. Kirkland and Strip to start things off. Kirkland wants a test of stregth and Strip gives him a kick to the stomach instead.

Brian: Strip with a DDT, but Kirkland's got a hard head, and he isn't down long.

Sarah: Who's got a hard head?

Jason: Kirkland rushes Strip, but Strip catches Kirkland and hits with a russian leg sweep!

Brian: Big elbow to the back of Kirkland's head. All it did though was make Kirkland mad!

Sarah: I've got to get to know this guy!

Jason: Kirkland up quick, and shot to the guy by Kirkland! He whips strip into the ropes, Strip ducked! Strip with the backbody drop, OH! Kirkland caught him!

Brian: Strip's in trouble now! A MASSIVE back body drop by Kirkland, and Strip rolls to the outside. Kirkland's up and taunting Strip! Whoo hoo, let's go Kirkland.

Sarah: Strip's smart to stay on the outside, Kirkland's a big guy!

Jason: Strip slides back in, and Kirkland doesn't waste any time attacking him! Big boots by Kirkland!

Brain: Get him Kirkland!

Jason: Kirkland lets up and picks Strip up. Kirkland connects with a quick snap suplex, and is quick to get up.

Brian: Kirkland is showing some quickness tonight. It looks like he has acutally been doing something the last couple weeks that we havent' seen him.

Sarah: Hey, he had personal problems to deal with, didn't you listen to Predator?

Brian: Did you say something?

Jason: Back to the action...Strip off the ropes...falling clothesline by Kirkland! Kirkland picks Strip up and hauls him over to the corner

Brian: Tag by the Hellrazor's and here comes Predator!

Sarah: Whoo hoo!

Brian: Someone's getting a little excited over there.

Jason: Kirkland gets another punch to the gut in before he leaves, and Predator quickly takes over.

Brian: Predator backs Strip into the corner. He's going to whip him... no, Predator's choking Strip instead!

Diamond Joe: 1..2..3..4

Jason: Predator lets go, but goes right back to choking Strip.

Brian: Diamond Joe is trying to break it up, but Predator's just shrugging him off.

Sarah: He better listen or Diamond Joe will end the match.

Jason: Predator moves Strip out of the corner, and whips him into the ropes.

Brian: I think Harbinger and Strip just tagged!

Sarah: No they didn't.

Jason: According to Diamond Joe they did get the tag in, but i don't think Predator realizes it! Big back body drop by Predator, and now he's taunting the crowd.

Sara: Look out Pred!

Brian: Harbinger with a full nelson suplex on Predator, and it doesn't look like he's done.

Jason: Harbinger rolls over and hits it two more times! Harbinger's taking it to the Hellrazor's tonight!

Brian: Predator's slow to get up, and Harbinger takes advantage. Harbinger with a boot to the head of Predator and Predator is back on the mat.

Sarah: Come on Pred, you can do it!

Jason: Harbinger with a front face lock! Predator is in some pain!

Brian: Predator's got the ropes! Predator shows a vetaran move by knowing where he's at!

Jason: Predator with a low blow!

Brian: Now HARBINGER is the one in pain!

Sarah: Diamond Joe didn't even see it!

Jason: Predator crawls towards his corner, and lunges towards Kirkland. The two tag, and Kirkland hops over the ropes and is in!

Brian: Harbinger rushes Kirkland! Kirkland stops that attack with a vicious scrape to the eyes! DJ did see that, and he's warning Kirkland.

Sarah: Leave him alone Joe, he didn't do anything wrong!

Jason: Kirkland shrugs it off, and goes to the attack. Kirkland with a boot to the midsection of Harbinger, and OH! Kirkland with a knee to the face, and Harbinger is down! This has been a very physical match here tonight!

Brian: What do you expect, The Hellrazors are in it!

Jason: Kirkland's back to taunting the crowd...wait, Kirkland just took out Strip! Strip looked away in disgust when Kirkland began taunting and Kirkland knocked him off the apron and into the gaurdrail!

Sarah: Predator's loving it over there!

Brian: Kirkland rushes over to Strip and stands him up...what are they going to do?

Jason: It looks like we're going to see The Death Wish! Predator hops up to the top rope!

Brian: What's going on? Kirkland's set up for a powerbomb. Harbinger up, OH MY GOODNESS! I remember that move! Predator just hit the Drop Shot off the top rope on Harbinger, and Kirkland finished him off with the powerbomb!

Jason: Diamond Joe with the count

1.........

2.........

Jason: Strip comes flying in at the last minute, but Diamond Joe is calling for the bell. The Hellrazors got the three count. Here's Jack Darling!

Jack Darling: Your winners, and NEW N.E.W Tag Team Champions....The HELLRAAAAAZOOORS!

(Predator and Kirkland snatch the titles from Diamond Joe, and they make their way to the back. The fans hate it and The Hellrazor's are living it up.)

Jason Barrett: Our next match is going to be for the North Eastern Championship as Nick Sharpe defends his belt against the very controversial Mr. Uncensored.

(The lights dim, as an eerie sound begins to fill the arena. "A Key To Nothing" by Mudvayne hits the airwaves: "No more doors No more locks No more windows No more box..." A huge explosion occurs, as the singing continues: "No more no less No more nothing less No more six foot digs NO MORE HYPOCRITES!!!" Another huge explosion occurs, as Mr. Un-Censored makes his appearance from behind the curtain. He seems majorly energized, as he puts on a foot and fist show for the crowd, making his way to the ring. "I have I hold the key to nothing! It's a small killing murder Murder in the hands of motion.....as it seems to be..." He goes to shake the hand of a fan, then does a last minute fakeout, as the rest of the fan boo him unmercilessly. He hops up onto the ring, outside the ropes. He runs around the turnbuckle, and onto the other side, outside the ropes. He holds onto the ropes, and yells towards the crowd, as if he's being held back. Simultaneously, massive fireworks explode from inside the ring, and from the turnbuckles. When they stop, he hops into the ring.)

Brian Johnson: Here's your next North Eastern champion. Finally, a champion that won't put everyone to sleep.

Jason Barrett: What do you mean by that?

Brian Johnson: He's energetic. He's charismatic. He is everything that old Nick Sharpe ain't.

("Deaf Forever" by Mot�rhead hits, and Nick Sharpe walks out from behind the curtain. He makes his way to the ring as the music plays, smacking an occasional fan's hand. He goes up to the ring, and walks to the corner, walking up the steps and onto the apron. He climbs in between the top and middle ropes, and moves to a corner of the ring, awaiting the beginning of the match.)

Jason Barrett: Both men are now in the ring, and the bell sounds, and both men walk to the center, and Ace jaws with Nick a bit, and a huge slap across Nick's face!

Brian Johnson: And Nick takes it like a bigger pussy than the...

Sara Anne: Don't even attempt to say it.

Jason Barrett: Nick looks back at Ace, and big left hand! And another! Nick peppering Uncensored with lefts as he gets him into the corner, and whip, but Uncensored reverses and Nick hits the far corner... and Uncensored in... Monkey Flip! Nick lands on his back, and Uncensored is back up, and standing Moonsault to a pin! 1... 2... Kickout at two. Nick moves back to his feet as Uncensored meets him with a couple swift kicks to the head and body. He goes for another, but Nick catches his foot... Enziguri by Uncensored catches Nick off gaurd, Nick turns around, and spinning heel kick sends Nick back to the mat. Uncensored goes to the ropes, rebounds, Nick rolls to his stomach to duck, Uncensored over, and reboundsagain, and Nick back to his feet... Spinebuster by Nick, and Uncensored is down. Nick moves to Ace's legs, and picks his right leg up, and a kick to the knee. And another.

Brian Johnson: Just like that loser. Kick a man while he's down. How pathetic.

Jason Barrett: I'd say he's using sound strategy.

Brian Johnson: What strategy? Be cheap, and cheat?

Jason Barrett: No. He's going after Uncensored's legs. How can a high flier take to the air if he can't walk?

Brian Johnson: Oh shut up! Quit being so biased against Uncensored. I bet it's penis envy.

Sara Anne: You're one to say anything about penis envy...

Jason Barrett: Nick goes for a spinning toe hold, but is booted off by Ace. Ace with a quick kip-up. A jab at Nick followed by another. Uncensored with a whip into the ropes, Nick rebounds, and is met with a leg lariat that sends him stumbling backwards through the ropes, and to the floor. Uncensored watching him, and runs to the far ropes as Nick begins to get to his feet, and cartwheel to a running moonsault over the top rope! He clears it, but Nick catches him as he's coming down... SITOUT BOMB ON THE CONCRETE!!! Both men are down!!! Uncensored looks like he's out, and Nick is holding his head and neck...

SaraAnne: Uncensored hit a beautiful move, known in Japan as The Sasuke Special #2...

Jason Barrett: Nick, ever the ring technician caught him, but Uncensored's lower body really ended up landing on Nick's head, and jammed it down, and both men are obviously hurt.

Brian Johnson: The ref is out of the ring, and checking both men... and now climbs back in, and starts counting both men. Finally doing his job right for once...

Sara Anne: Nick definitely felt three legs across his head.

Jason Barrett: Three le...

Brian Johnson: I'm not even going to go after that opening... you left it as big as the hole between your legs. Big enough for the former porn star to fist, I be... OUMPHHHFFFFF....

(Sara Anne punches Brian right in the nuts at the commentator's table as the referee reaches 4.)

Sara Anne: That's the closest any woman is going to come to touching your nuts. Enjoy it.

Jason Barrett: Back to the match. The referee is up to 5 now, and Uncensored has rolled over, and is trying to get to his feet. Nick is up to his feet, but is holding onto the gaurdrail for balance. He slowly moves over to the ring apron, and sits on the apron, and rolls into the ring, then back out, breaking the 10 count, forcing the ref to start over. He moves back to the concrete, still holding his neck with one hand, and pulling Uncensored, who is up on hands and knees finally, to his feet. Nick pulls him a couple feet, and a quick whip to the gaurdrail. Uncensored, now, draped basically on the gaurdrail. Both arms over the top of it, and barely standing. Nick now, walks over to the ring, and gets up on the apron, and walks it to the far corner... he holds an arm up, and starts running... forward flip... and he hits Uncensored with his airborn upside-down body! Both men back to the concrete now. Nick showing the high-flier some of the few semi-high-flying moves he's learned over the years.

Brian Johnson: God.... my nuts....

Jason Barrett: Nick back to his feet now after a moment, and pulls Uncensored up, and pulls him to the ring, and rolls him under the bottom rope. Nick up on the apron, and into the ring now, where Uncensored is laying against the bottom turnbuckle. Nick walks over, and puts a boot right against his throat, and starts choking him as the ref gives him a 5 count... Nick breaks at 4... and I gotta admit Brian, Nick is acting a little more aggressive than usual.

Brian Johnson: I think they're swelling...

Jason Barrett: Um... ok. Nick pulls Uncensored back up to his feet, and thumb to the eyes by Uncensored, and Nick staggers, and Uncensored, with seemingly a second wind, jumps to the second turnbuckle, and jumps off with a kick to Nick's head. Nick goes down, and Uncensored calling for the end, and jumps up to the top turnbuckle. He leans back... 450 Splash!!! He covers Nick... 1... 2... thr... no!Two only! Ace neglected to hook a leg for leverage, and that is something you just can not do with a veteran like Sharpe.

Brian Johnson: He's pulling Sharpe up...HE GOES FOR RATED-R! That Superkick to the kneeling Sharpe!

Jason Barrett: NO! Sharpe dives down to his belly as Uncensored misses....Sharpe rolls onto his back to move out of the way, but Uncensored is ontop of him....FRONT FLIP LEGDROP! THATS 12 Karat ACE! This match is over!

Diamond Joe: ONE.....TWO.....THREE!!

Jason Barrett: THATS IT! MR. UNCENSORED UPSETS THE VETERAN! We have a new N.E.W. N.E. Champion!!

Brian Johnson: Never a more deserving champion!

SaraAnne: PFFFTTT...

Jason Barrett: THats all the time we have this week,see you next week on SLAMDANCE!!!!