Jack Darling: Introducing first, from Chippewa Falls, WI, weighing in at 237 pounds, at a height of 6`3" he is, GREEN GUS!

Blind plays and we see Green Gus in the audience drinking Gusweisers, he then makes his way through the audience and towards the ring.

Jack Darling: Introducing next, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at 225 pounds, at a height of 6`1", He is�Mr F**k Authority CHRIS EVANS!!!

(We hear the first few cords of Fuck Authority and Chris Evans walks out toward the ring with Katrina, Katrina is holding a box�she pulls a shirt out of the box and throws it towards the fans�she continually throws the shirts in the audience. Chris approaches a fan holding one of the shirts up that they were passing out, it says "Cody Loves Hands" and Evans is doing a point at it and smiling. He then continues along towards the ring.)

Jack Darling: Next, from Cleveland Ohio, weighing in at 275 pounds, at a height of 6'5, he is MIKE KNOX!

(Mike Knox walks out to the ring with no music, slides in�and looks ready.)

Jack Darling: Next in, at a combined weight of 435, at heights of 6'5" and 6`0" they are Dudes With Attitude!

("Princes of the Universe" by Queen plays and DWA walks out to the ring.)

Jack Darling: Hailing from Dorchester, Massachusetts�at 5�10" and weighing in at 206lbs�being accompanied to the ring by TC Money�"Lion" Jennings!!!

(Money! Cash! Hoes! ## [TC and Lion step from behind the NEW curtain; Lion stands short and stocky, shirtless he wears black wrestling boots and black pants, his hair in thick cornrows. TC Money is almost a whole foot taller than his partner, bald he wears black dress shoes, black pants and a white dress shirt, un-tucked and only buttoned halfway.)

Jason: They get to their respective corners and the bell rings.

Brian: We are starting this match off with Green Gus and Lion Jennings.

Jason: Lion goes after him with a arm drag�Gus immediately gets up and delivers a German Suplex, Gus has the advantage. He walks over towards the corner and makes a tag to Chris Evans. I have one quick question�how come you aren�t commentating on this match Sara?

Sara: Huh, what? I wasn�t paying attention�I was um�busy.

Brian: Looking at Chris Evans no doubt�

Sara: NO! I was�I was�

Jason: Back to the match.

Brian: No�I`m sick of you changing the damn subjct Jason, and I`m sick of ignorant girls like her thinking a asshole like that is hot.

Sara: Your just jealous of him because your ugly.

Jason: Now�lets get back to the match.

Brian: Fine, it is now Evans and The Gimp in there wrestling, Evans has The Gimp set up for a Razors Edge, The Gimp reverses with his foot inbetween Evans legs�

Jason: Hold any comment that you were about to make Sara.

Brian: Glad to see you actually have a sense of humor Jason�hell, glad to see you have a personality in the first place.

Jason: Back to the match�it is now Woodrow Wilson and Mike Knox�Wilson has the upper hand on Mike�Mike is crawling toward his corner�Woodrow is pulling him away, Mike finally kicks him in the face with his other foot and gets a tag. Chris Evans in again. Chris comes in and immediately knocks Woodrow off balance. He then picks Woodrow up and delivers The Defiance, Mike and Gus get off of the ring apron and go over and fight with The Gimp and Lion Jennings until they are far away from the ring�they are up at the ramp way. It is now down to Chris Evans and Woodrow Wilson�Wilson is still down from The Defiance�Evans goes for a pin.

Brian: 1�2�

Jason: Kickout! Woodrow has a bit more strength than we all thought he did.

Brian: Woodrow stands up and begins to brawl with Chris�we�ve got a real fight on our hands�

Jason: Evans has Woodrow in the corner, delivering fists�the ref is telling him to stop, Evans is continually ignoring him�the ref pulls him by the back of the pants and off of Woodrow�.this leaves Woodrow with the advantage. Woodrow gets on top of Evans and starts throwing punches on him.

Brian: Woodrow gets off of him�big mistake.

Jason: Where did you come from?

Brian: It got boring after Katrina knocked her out with a spike bracelet.

Jason: Oh�well, back to the match�Evans now has the advantage�he stands Woodrow up�The Defiance!!! Its over�

Brian: He goes for the pin�1�2�3!!!! Chris Evans, Mike Knox and Green Gus get the win!!!

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(Accompanied by Julie Ascott, a blonde rich girl, Ny Van Damme makes his way down the ramp. He comes out to the tune of "Seven Nation Army" by The White Stripes. They both walk intensely to the ring and have no interaction with the fans. Upon entering the ring VanDamme confronts the referee in an attempt to intimidate the ref, awaits his opponent.)

(Thanatos comes out to the rampway while "Breadfan" by Metallica plays, Thanatos is giving NyVanDamme a blank stare, paying no attention to the crowd that is going insane over his arrival. Thanatos continues to walk to the ring, he makes it into the ring as the bell sounds.)

Jason: This is truly a momentous occasion here in the NEW, I�ve awaited this return for a long time.

Brian: I hate to actually agree with you on something but this is indeed a great return.

(DING DING DING!)

Jason: NyVanDamme locks up with this two time NEW champion�

Brian: I have many doubts of NyVanDamme winning this matchup.

Jason: As do I, you can already see Thanatos taking the upper hand in the beginning of this match.

Brian: Why aren�t you speaking Sara?

Sara: I really don�t have much to say about this match�other than Ny being hot.

Jason: Right�back to the match.

Brian: As we weren�t paying attention Thanatos has gotten The Eternal Damnation on Ny.

Jason: Ny is trying his hardest not to submit to Thanatos.

Brian: Thanatos gets up as if he�s going to let him go�

Jason: He stands him up, and Van Damme kicks Thanatos in the gut! Thanatos takes a few steps back, and Ny begins to wail on Thanatos's face relentlessly! Thanny manages to grab one of Ny's arms and flips him over in a rather agile martial arts move from the big guy. Thanny picks up Van Damme now... Brian: PURGATORY! Thanny laid him out�

Jason: He goes for the cover�

Brian: 1�2�3!!!

Jason: Thanny wins his comeback matchup to The NEW!!!

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

Jason: Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen, we are about to get started with the first of two N.E. title #1 contender match. Ronnie McNeil Vs. Carl Knox.

Brian: This is going to be a real gritty fight Jason., both men want this title shot.

Jason: There is a small rumor going around saying that Carl may not show because of his legal problems.

[Ronnie makes his way to the ring . The crowd roars as he walks by, touching each one of the outstretched hands held out by his fans. Ronnie makes it to the center of the ring and begins to pace back and forth. Suddenly Carl�s entrance music blares through the speakers. The crowd chants Knox, Knox, Knox. Several seconds pass by but Carl is no where to be found. His brother Mike Knox walks out.]

Brian: I don�t think this is the Knox they wanted.

Jason : Wait a minute he has a mic in his hand.

Mike: I know everyone here wanted to see my brother square off against Ronnie tonight, believe me I did too. There are just cretin forces beyond our control that are keeping my brother from showing up tonight. Apparently DWA not only blew up his home, but now it seems his is framed for committing the crime himself. Now I assure all of you, Carl will be back and if Ronnie would care to face him again after the PPV all will be well. The Legion apologizes for this small inconvenience.

Brian: I Knox in jail�..(sarcastically) That�s a first.

Jason: Well that was an unexpected change of events, All we can do know is wait for Ronnie�s answer.

SaraAnne: In the meantime, we have another great match-up with hall of famer Soldier taking on The Strip!

(The Strip struts confidently toward the ring to the sounds of "Night on Bald Mountain" and gets a mixed reaction from the fans. He waits as his opponent follows suit.)

(The sounds of Eminem�s �Lose Yourself� blast over the P.A. system as the crowd erupts in cheers. �Soldier- Soldier- Soldier� the crowd chants. As Soldier enters the ring the two men stare each other down as referee Diamond Joe calls for the opening bell.)

Brian: A lot is at stake in this match.

Jason: You said that right. The winner of this match is one step closer to the NorthEastern Championship.

Sara Anne: You can tell both of these guys want it badly.

(As the bell rings Soldier immediately takes control as he locks arms with Strip and shoves him hard into the turnbuckle. Strip is slightly shaken up. Soldier moves quickly toward the corner and begins to pummel Strip until he falls to the floor. Soldier continues his assault by repeatedly stomping on Strip�s torso. After a few moments of this the ref steps in and Soldier backs off. Strip rolls out of the ring to regroup.)

Jason: Soldier is really on top of Strip in the early phases of the match.

Sara: On top of Strip? That sounds�..

Brian: Sara, try to be professional just this once.

(As Strip tries to re-enter the ring Soldier attacks him yet again. He gives Strip an Irish Whip off the ropes and hits him with a Big Boot to the face. Strip goes down. As Soldier lifts Strip off the mat Strip summons up his strength and smashes an elbow into Soldier�s crotch. Soldier goes down in pain. Strip takes a moment to recover from Soldier�s early offensive.)

Brian: That�ll slow down Soldier�s march.

Jason: The question is, does Strip have anything left in him to finish off this monster?

(Strip takes advantage of his weakened foe by hitting him with a pair of elbow drops to the back of his neck. Soldier is visibly hurt by this. Strip rolls Soldier to the side of the ring and crawls outside onto the floor leaving Soldier in the ring. Strip grabs Soldier�s giant right leg and smashes his knee into the ring post. Soldier lets out a pain filled yell. Strip keeps hold of the leg and immedialtely smashes the knee into the ring post again, and then a third time. Soldier is in agony.)

Strip climbs back into the ring and as Soldier is making his way back to his feet Strip sneaks up on him and gives him a nasty Russian Leg Sweep. Strip rolls over on the big man and goes for a pinfall��..

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Two��.

Jason: Oh! Soldier kicks out just in the nick of time.

Sara: Both of these guys deserve to win this match.

(Strip rises to his feet and pulls Soldier up as well. Strip attempts to whip Soldier into a turnbuckle but Soldier quickly reverses the move and sends Strip into the turnbuckle and then down to the mat. Soldier drags Strip to his feet and bounces him off the ropes and delivers a mean clothesline that takes Strip off his feet. As Strip lies on the mat Soldier takes a few moments to catch his breath.)

Jason: Don�t hesitate Soldier, go for it.

Sara: I�m getting tired just watching these guys.

Brian: Strip is in real trouble.

(As Strip makes his way to his feet Soldier grabs him forcefully by the throat and prepares for the dreaded 313. Just as Soldier is ready to make the slam Strip jabs 2 fingers into the eyes of the big man and Soldier releases the hold.)

(Strip summons all his strength and bounces Soldier off the ropes and kicks him hard in the stomach as Soldier bends over Strip hits him with his Stardust Neckbreaker.)

Brian: This could be it folks�

Jason: There it the Dragon Sleeper.

Sara: Finally it�s over.

Jack Darling: The winner of the match, Strip!!!!!

(Diamond Joe raises Strip�s hand in the air.) Jason: �..a solid effort by both men�.

Brian: �but there can only be one winner. Congratulations Strip...

SaraAnne: And next up is our main event! A Pre PPV extravaganza featuring our champ Deadman, and Tragedy!

[The bell rings, and Deadman charges at Tragedy and begins with right hands to his face. Tragedy quickly fights back with rights and lefts of his own. Tragedy whips Deadman into the corner. Deadman bounces back and Tragedy hits him with a thunderous ddt! Tragedy now stomps down Deadman as he attempts to get up. ]

Sara: Tragedy is really taking it to Deadman here early on.

Brian: You're looking at the next heavyweight champ right there!

[Deadman is now up as Tragedy continues to lay lefts and rights into his face. Deadman fights back and opens a can 'o' whoop ass on Tragedy. He lifts up Tragedy and hits a belly to belly suplex on him. Tragedy gets back up as Deadman charges at him and sends him over the ropes! Tragedy lays outside the ring as Deadman stands on the apron and delivers an elbow drop, but Tragedy moves! Deadman goes crashing onto the concrete floor on the outside of the ring. Tragedy is now up and walking over to the area by the ring bell. He grabs the ring bell as the referees count reaches 5. Tragedy now has the ring bell in hand as he places it into the corner of the ring. He goes over and picks up Deadman and tosses him into the ring! ]

Jason: Tragedy is showing us exactly why he deserves to be the N.E.W. champ.

Brian: What's up with you all the sudden? You taking smart pills or something? I remember when you used to piss all over Tragedy. Now you jumping on the train?

Jason: No, I was just stating that Tragedy is a worthy challenger.

Brian: I tried to tell you this all along. You are just like the rest of these punks, a loser.

Sara: Oh shutup you two and call the match.

[Deadman is slow to get up in the ring as Tragedy grabs the ring bell. He charges at Deadman who ducks. Tragedy turns around and Deadman kicks the ring bell back into his face! The referee checks Tragedy and tosses the ring bell out, but he lets the match continue. Deadman now climbs up and waits for Tragedy and hits a top rope leg drop on Tragedy! Deadman gets up and pulls Tragedy up with him. He swings Tragedy into the ropes and when he comes back, Deadman delivers a spinebuster to him! ]

Jason: Spinebuster! Deadman just gave...

Brian: And then he was a mark agian! C'mon we know Deadman got a lucky move off, don't forget what Tragedy has done!

Sara: What about the ring bell?

Brian: Duh! He was moving it out the way so no one hurt themselves!

[Tragedy is getting back up as Deadman bounce off the ropes. He charges at Tragedy, but Tragedy moves and tosses him out the ring. Tragedy rolls out the ring right after he tosses Deadman out. He slams Deadman into the steel steps. He then picks up the steel steps and smashes them into Deadman's knee. Deadman grabs his knee in pain, but Tragedy shows no mercy as he picks up Deadman and drops his gut right into the guardrail. Tragedy then rolls back into the ring as the referees count reaches 4.......................5.......................6........................7................]

Sara: Deadman better get back in the ring quickly!

Brian: Yeah, get up you freakin pansy!

[The referees' count reaches 9 when Deadman finally rolls into the ring. Tragedy quickly takes the offense as he is the fresher man. Tragedy with a russian leg sweep to the beat up Deadman. Tragedy stops as he hears the crowd start to get on his case. Tragedy now picks up Deadman staring into the crowd. Deadman flips Tragedy over his shoulders! He picks up Tragedy and delivers a t-bone suplex! Deadman now really giving all he has as he stomps Tragedy down in the corner! Deadman picks up Tragedy and crawls up the turnbuckle with him. He is now up as he sets up Tragedy for an overhead suplex from the top turnbuckle, but he is now fighting back, punching Deadman repeatedly trying to break the move. Deadman falls back and grabs the arm of Tragedy as they both go crashing into the mat.]

Sara: This is what you call an action packed match!

Jason: Both men took a hard bump there! This is quite a match!

[Tragedy and Deadman are both slowly getting up. The crowd is chanting Deadman, Deadman, Deadman as he gets up a bit quicker. Deadman with a devistating ddt to Tragedy. Deadman now taking control as he locks in a single leg crab on Tragedy. Tragedy is trying to get over to the ropes, but is having a hard time as Deadman locks it in a little harder and harder. Finally Tragedy gets Deadman to break the hold as Deadman is also in pain from the pressure he applied. Tragedy rolls out the ring frustrated and grabs a chair. The referee doesn't allow him to enter the ring and he swings at the referee almost clocking him. The referee gives him a warning and Tragedy throws the chair down in disgust. He gets back in on the ring apron and Deadman pulls his head down and he bounces off the rops back onto the outside. ]

Jason: You can tell these two men aren't gonna give up!

Sara: Someone has got to lose!

[Tragedy rolls back into the ring and Deadman attacks him. Deadman with a huge boot to the face of Tragedy! He rolls in for the cover 1.......and a tremendous kickout from Tragedy. Deadman, looking a bit tired, bangs Tragedy's head into the mat. Deadman now back up as he climbs the turnbuckle. Tragedy slowly getting up and notices Deadman climbing the turnbuckle. Deadman now up top as he tries to hit a flying clothesline, but Tragedy hits him with an elbow to the chest! It almost takes the wind out of Deadman as he plops down to the mat. Tragedy takes advantage slowly with a big powerslam to Deadman. Tragedy goes down for the cover! 1.............2.............. and a shoulder up by Deadman! ]

Jason: Tragedy almost won the match right there!

Brian: Ya damn right! Did you hear what he just said?

[Tragedy is starting to take full control as he hits a snap suplex on Deadman! Deadman now starting to feel the effects as is Tragedy. Tragedy locks in the figure four on Deadman. Deadman leaps foward and grabs the ropes, saving himself from any further pain. Tragedy continues to keep the hold as the referee prys him off. Deadman stays down and the referee checks to make sure that he is ok. Tragedy pumps his hands in the air to crowd of boos. Deadman is now regaining his strength in the corner. Tragedy has his back turned as he is fussing with the crowd. Deadman then hits a running spear, knocking Tragedy right into the turnbuckle! Deadman backs up and releases lefts and rights into the gut of Tragedy in the corner. Deadman now takes Tragedy and tosses him outside the ring. Tragedy begins to walk up the ramp, but Deadman grabs him and delivers the Full Nelson Slam on the rampway! ]

Jason: Full Nelson Slam! Tragedy just hit that cold steel!

Brian: Can't win a match in the rampway jackass.

[Deadman picks up Tragedy and tosses him into the ring. Deadman quickly rolls into a cover! 1........2....... and Tragedy somehow has the power to kick out. Deadman is irrate as he tries to get Tragedy in the figure four, but Tragedy reverses and puts him in some type of submission that has never been seen before. Deadman is desperately trying to get out as Tragedy almost pulls his head off in the submission. Tragedy lets go of the hold and walks over to the referee and starts complaining. Both men look very fatigued now as they continue to fight with whatever they have left. ]

Sara: Devon James is getting very frustrated at the referee.

Jason: No sense in taking it out on the referee. He isn't the one fighting the match! Hey look! Here comes the President!

[President Cody walks down the ramp slowly as he watches the match. Deadman locks in the sharpshooter on Tragedy, but he makes it to the ropes. Tragedy gets up and Deadman hits a perfect suplex on Tragedy. He locks in the sharpshooter again. Tragedy struggle to get to the ropes. Deadman pulls him back in the middle ring. Tragedy is now losing his grip. He finally takes a leap into the ropes. The referee breaks up the hold. Tragedy now comes back and fights Deadman. He hits a neckbreaker. Both men are slow to get up, but Tragedy locks in the figure 4! Deadman cries out in pain, but grabs onto the ropes.]

Jason: What a match! Neither man is willing to lose!

Brian: What did you expect from these two? Neither man wants to lose to the other, especially Tragedy.

[The ref forces Tragedy to break the hold, and he does so slowly. Both men are worn down from the fight. Tragedy slowly makes it to his feet, as does Deadman. Deadman sees that Tragedy has gotten up with his back turned to him, and grbs him in a full nelson. Deadman goes for his Full Nelson Slam, but Tragedy somehow flips out of it, kicking Deadman in the face, sending both men to the mat. Tragedy crawls to the ropes, and up to the top turnbuckle.]

Sara: Oh no, he can't be serious...

Jason: He's going for it. this could be the match!

[Tragedy raises his arms to the sky, and leaps off with a Star-Struck Frog Splash, and hits it! Tragedy goes for the cover. 1.......2.........3! The bell rings.]

Jack: Your winner of the match, Tragedy!!!!

(The scene fades to black.)